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Apple iPod with Video and WiFi Capabilities?

An anonymous reader writes "Apple is currently seeking an engineer for its iPod hardware division. However, they are not looking for just any engineer. They are seeking an engineer with WiFi and Video integration experience. 'The iPod group is looking for a Hardware Engineer. Experience in the following areas is important: system integration, digital logic, SDRAM, Flash, ASIC's, processor selection, ATAPI, various communication protocols (ie: GSM, Bluetooth, IEEE 802.11, Firewire, and USB), display types and video and analog integration.'"

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  1. Slashdot's posting help wanted ads now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How much does this cost? Or is it free for Apple?

    1. Re:Slashdot's posting help wanted ads now? by pilybaby · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still think this is a better business model

      1) Collect Underpants
      2) ....
      3) Profit

      I'm surprised more companies don't follow it.

  2. salary? by ack154 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lifetime supply of iPods!

  3. Career choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well I'd apply, but I'm too busy hanging around Slashdot.

  4. very likely that it's likely? by randyest · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    "The iPod group is looking for a Hardware Engineer. This person will be an individual contributor on a top notch team with responsibilities for the design, implementation, and integration of digital and analog electronics. Experience in the following areas is important: system integration, digital logic, SDRAM, Flash, ASIC's, processor selection, ATAPI, various communication protocols (ie: GSM, Bluetooth, IEEE 802.11, Firewire, and USB), display types and video and analog integration."

    Does this mean we are very likely to see an iPod with a video display and capable of sending and receiving music via WiFi? This is very likely.

    What strange language the author uses there. Is he answering his own question about whether it's very likely by saying yes, it's very likely? Or is he saying that it's very likely that it's "very likely?"

    I think it's very likely that I'm confused ;)

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    1. Re:very likely that it's likely? by ack154 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And I think it's very likely that anyone what reads your post will be MORE confused... :p

    2. Re:very likely that it's likely? by Wordsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      With apologies to Brian Regan:

      It's many more more likelier. Moosen.

    3. Re:very likely that it's likely? by gryphokk · · Score: 5, Funny


      It's like, "How much more likely could it be?" and the answer is "None. None more likely."

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  5. Synapse by FauxPasIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously they're running into troubles... their adapter can't overcome the bandwith limitations of wireless handhelds. The
    picture goes fuzzy...

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  6. iP0D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ur n3w 1 570p 5|-|0p 4 pr0n

    Not only carries music, but it'll take in 40 gigs worth of divx or mpeg for your viewing "pleasure"

    Included in the posh packaging is the new ipod, battery charger, headphones, and hand lotion. How thoughtful, Apple. Thanks.

  7. Re:Expanded iPod by Donjo · · Score: 1, Funny

    They can't name it vPod! It doesn't have an "i" in it anywhere, maybe ivPod or maybe we could throw in some crafty words like "life" or "motion" to attract the artsy types. Wait, they already did that.

  8. Nothing succeeds like success. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wish job postings for *my* company made it to Slashdot's front page on a Monday afternoon.

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  9. Mind Control! by zorgaliscious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its a cover. With WiFi and BT it's going to be a way for Apple to control the masses with portable Reality Distortion Field generators everywhere!

  10. Re:Expanded iPod by vwjeff · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could call it the ivpod.

    The ivpod. The only digital music player you can wire directly into your veins!!

  11. Re:What??? by Stevyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, it's one thing when it's articles based entirely on speculation but are at least written by columnists.

    Now articles are appearing based on what's in the classifieds? Next we're going to see headlines like this:

    "Bill Gates is looking for whores!"

    with a link to:

    "Seattle, Washington local single white male is seeking hot blonde."

  12. job description continues: by ColonBlow · · Score: 1, Funny

    Must be willing to be the marketing division's bitch and have no ethical qualms with charging $400 for an mp3 player. Previous employment at Real Networks a plus.

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  13. Re:it shows you that... by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

    It has the power of C++ and the ease of use of Java or C#.

    Ouch!

    I know Obj-C isn't perfect, but saying it has the ease of use of Java or C# is a bit harsh.

    -jcr

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  14. Shipping by The_Rippa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a request from Apple: Instead of working on wifi, make enough of the fucking iPods you have now so that every retailer but you isn't backordered for weeks!

  15. I qualify with my A+ cert!! by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny
    Experience in the following areas is important:

    system integration - Check. I installed Samba last week

    digital logic - Check. That's ones and zeros, right?

    SDRAM - Check. I use that in my camera

    Flash - Check. I flashed my DVD-rom thingy to be region free

    ASIC - Um. That's like a CPU for a nintendo.

    processor selection - Check. AMD beats Intel every time. Only fan boys use Intel.

    ATAPI - Check. I've installed Harddrives before

    various communication protocols (ie: GSM, Bluetooth, IEEE 802.11, Firewire, and USB) - Check: I've got a GSM phone and a USB flash drive.

    display types and video and analog integration. - Check. How easy peasy! Just match the colors on the cable plugs and the sockets.

    Apple, here I come!

    Wonder if I should change my name to "iMateito"?

  16. Re:it shows you that... by jared_hanson · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're right. Obj-C is so much better that those two its not even funny.

    The only reason I'm replying is to congratulate you on the benign post. Oh god, lame hex humor. I truly apologize. If I wasn't programming registers on a chip today that joke would never have happened. I promise. I'm going to crawl into a corner now.

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  17. Re:Not feasible?!? by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe not sellable, but that's a different issue.

    I'd say it's a quite important issue for a commercial enterprise :-).

  18. Ho hum by vurg · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm not buying another iPod unless it can cook.

  19. Re:Disinformation? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, I saw one today that wanted 10+ years of C# experience.

    Luckily I have access to that hyperbolic time chamber. It's hard to code in there though, this pointy headed glowing guy is always throwing energy beams at me.

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