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The Age of the Essay

bluFox writes "Paul Graham, has just published a new article on the English literature and role of Essays. It is not connected to lisp or languages or hackers for a change, but still feels like a continuation of his earlier articles."

286 comments

  1. "still feels like a continuation"... by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...can't beat that LISP humor!

  2. Impact of Blogs by Kombat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is another area where the Internet has had a clear impact on a topic. Whereas it used to be like pulling teeth to get kids to write and submit essays, now you can't turn a corner on the web without running into one blog or another, loaded with essays on a wide range of controversial topics. While the Internet has had a clearly detrimental effect on our spelling abilities, I think it has had a correspondingly positive impact on our willingness and enthusiasm to express opinions of all kinds. Even sites like Slashdot are loaded with rants on all sorts of topics. Heck, I have a positive-karma modifier on trolls and flamebait posts, just because those threads are often the ones with the most spirited, passionate discussions. :)

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    1. Re:Impact of Blogs by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Funny

      Blogs? Essays?

      Oh, wait... You're referring to the 3% minority of blogs that are NOT about the cat, the latest Linkin Park song* or that cute "boi" at high school? Okay, carry on.

      * -- I use that term lightly in this case...

    2. Re:Impact of Blogs by smclean · · Score: 5, Insightful
      On what do you base your assertion that "the Internet has had a clearly detrimental effect on our spelling abilities". I don't see how having to use text as a communications medium could do anything but help spelling abilities.

      I think we just notice that more people can't spell worth a damn now that they are forced to attempt to spell in order to function in their job, social life, whatever they use the internet for.

      --

      "'Yrch!' said Legolas, falling into his own tongue."

    3. Re:Impact of Blogs by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While Blogs in general are questionable, I do think that the internet is having a positive effect on literacy and writing ability. At the very least, putting communication in written form forces people to learn to communicate clearly and concisely.

      As for spelling, I think you'll find that it has always been an issue. The only reason why it has become more apparent, is that internet users fail to take the time for a proper proofread. Not that I'm about to start proofreading every message I write. It simply takes too long for the very time-sensitive communications inherent in the internet.

    4. Re:Impact of Blogs by Osty · · Score: 1

      While the Internet has had a clearly detrimental effect on our spelling abilities, I think it has had a correspondingly positive impact on our willingness and enthusiasm to express opinions of all kinds.

      That just about covers why it used to be difficult to get kids to write and submit essays. When the essays are going to be graded on such "silly" things like spelling, grammar, coherency, research, proper citing of sources, etc, kids obviously shy away from writing. On the internet, however, none of that matters (sadly). Therefore, for every quality essay you get (which will still involve some amount of grammatical errors, spelling errors, fact-checking errors, etc), you get a ton of crap and drivel that would be a waste of time to read. Yes, it's good that the internet gets people to read and write, but if the quality of the writing doesn't improve is it really a win? (I'll ignore quality of reading, because I enjoy trash sci-fi and fantasy novels which could hardly be called "quality" :)

    5. Re:Impact of Blogs by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      And yet you managed to avoid grammar and spelling errors despite not proofreading. Why can't the 'LOLOMGBBQ!!' crowd can't do the same?

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    6. Re:Impact of Blogs by JohnnyO · · Score: 1

      http://www.livejournal.com/stats/latest.bml

      I don't see a lot of essays there, do you?

    7. Re:Impact of Blogs by JPelorat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because they take shortcuts, use stupid abbreviations that take just as much time to type as the real word, and generally type in a 'stream of consciousness' style that apparently gives more credibility for each new typo or misspelling.

      And they get pissed off at anyone who tries to correct their spelling. "it dosent mater eveywun can stil understnad me bitch fuck off cocksucking whore", I believe is the standard response. Funny how they always seem to get the swear words perfect though.

      You're right, we do notice it more. But the primary problem is that hardly anyone takes pride or care in what they do anymore.

      "yeah whatevah it's just the internet who cares"

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    8. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, not entirely: in The only reason why it has become more apparent, is that internet the subordinate clause should not be separated by a comma. But pretty good nonetheless.

    9. Re:Impact of Blogs by misleb · · Score: 1

      I think the spelling "problems" have more to do with the use of 'net slang and abreviations than any actual inability to spell. People use the same kinds of shortcuts in casual speech all the time, so it isn't like it is something new. People are just learning to adapt casual speaking styles to written communications.

      -matthew

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    10. Re:Impact of Blogs by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When people take shortcuts and use stupid abbreviations, that signifies that the written language is evolving.

      As pedants, it's our role to resist this change at all costs!

      BTM

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      That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
    11. Re:Impact of Blogs by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some of us 'bloggers write EXCLUSIVELY essays. I have never written a post about my dog or music that was not speculative and insightful, or at the very least long winded and pretentious.

      Then again, I majored in essays...and I can't give them up. Shit, that's why I've got over 3000 longwinded Slashdot comments, as well.

      In fact, that's something the Internet has that talk radio and TV panels do not: you can take as much time and as much space as you need to to be an effective disputant. Can you sum up your idea into a thirty second soundbite? Great. But if it takes you 10,000 words...the Internet doesn't give a shit...post 'em if you got 'em.

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    12. Re:Impact of Blogs by JPelorat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shortcuts like ppl, thx, plz? And i herd their wuz sum diferenses beetween surten werds to. Oral colloquialisms in a visual medium just don't work. It's a one-way transfer only.

      The Internet may not be hurting anyone's learning ability, but it is certainly not *helping* anyone to learn how to spell. Not when so many just don't care what their words look like or how they use them.

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    13. Re:Impact of Blogs by JPelorat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Thanks for the insult. Do you have anything useful to offer, or are you just going to sit there and wallow in apathy and sarcasm?

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      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    14. Re:Impact of Blogs by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1
      At the very least, putting communication in written form forces people to learn to communicate clearly and concisely.

      It may encourage that, but it clearly doesn't force it. There's still plenty of unclear, rambling net.poetry that people are presenting as if it were prose.

    15. Re:Impact of Blogs by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      on't see how having to use text as a communications medium could do anything but help spelling abilities.

      HA! I've thought long and hard about this issue, and I disagree heartily. With regard to blogs, I think they do have a detrimental effect on spelling.

      Here's things were:
      1. Kid reads books and sees correctly spelled words. Correct spelling reinforced.
      2. Teacher reads everything kid writes. Teacher corrects misspellings. Correct spelling reinforced.

      Here's how things are:
      1. Kid reads internet and sees many misspelled words. Incorrect spelling reinforced.
      2. Most of what kid writes is not read by teacher. Most misspellings are not corrected. Correct spelling not reinforced.

      In the words of my junior high gym teacher, "Practice does not make perfect. PERFECT practice makes perfect."

      BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...the purpose of written communication is to COMMUNICATE. If you spell a word differently from a dictionary, but you get your meaning across, where is the harm? Who is bothered except for pedants? People who spell well will think you stupid...but weightlifters will think you weak unless you can bench press what they can. Who cares?

    16. Re:Impact of Blogs by kafka93 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your use of "anymore" -- a compound word whose use is unorthodox but generally accepted -- is a good example of the way in which the English language is a fluid, changing thing. And the Internet has played its part in this. And since written language in particular has generally followed attempts to codify spoken language, it shouldn't be too surprising - or too disturbing - when its use by greater numbers of people leads to changes in linguistic trends. And, after all, the average reader would probably have a harder time reading Chaucer than he or she would reading a blog or an IRC channel.

      That's not to say that careless language is a good thing, of course; but we should be careful when it comes to railing too much against different usage of language on the basis that it's "incorrect".

    17. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D00d... yer teh SUCK!1!1!!!one!1!! ;)

    18. Re:Impact of Blogs by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thing is, the people who are poor spellers, have poor grammar and who use poor organizational skills don't matter so much on the internet. Just like in the real world, people on the Internet detect the difference between a well thought out point and a bunch of mindless rambling based on the coherence of the argument. If your argument is well spelled out, understandable and flows organically from point to point, you'll get more links, more mod points, etc.

      What the internet allows that the real world does not is a chance for people who aren't naturally good at organizing ideas to make themselves heard regardless. Many people who visit open forums like Slashdot et. al. are much better at explaining opinions than they are at making them...which is why so many highly moderated posts begin with "What I think you mean is," and so on. This means that poorly written posts that have valid points are not necessarily ignored...they are quite often embellished so that the validity of points raised by good thinker is strengthened by those who are good writers.

      Incidentally, this bolstering of good ideas with good language is in my opinion the first step towards making an important viewpoint into a political lynchpin: finding a way to explain the viewpoint and the urgency of it in an understandable (if not completely accurate) way. Bush Jr has (some would say unfortunately) had great success in his political career due to the bolstering he receives from his speech writers -- lord knows he couldn't survive in an oratorical vacuum. Bush's camp almost seems to have take cues from the internet -- they've realized that not speaking perfect English is an easy way to get the common man to associate himself with you, even if you're a multi-millionaire oil baron and career politician who's a former coke fiend.

      The point is: people who can't spell and can't write aren't a problem on the internet, because it's the internet and it offers a system of checks and balances that will quite often bury their points. You want to promote better English? Use it yourself and don't make it a point of elitism -- all that does is create a feeling of separatism that's not getting us a less abbreviated internet.

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    19. Re:Impact of Blogs by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Better apathy and sarcasm than aarogance and rudeness. Do YOU have anything useful to offer? It seems that his comment was as useful as yours.

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      --Forest C. Adcock--
    20. Re:Impact of Blogs by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

      The Internet doesn't make us spell any worse, just like having a TV show like COPS doesn't make criminals a bunch of dumb, inbred hick wife-beaters. In both cases, the medium just shows us the way things already were. People were already horrible spellers. You just didn't know it because you weren't communicating with them in a textual environment.

    21. Re:Impact of Blogs by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

      the purpose of written communication is to COMMUNICATE. If you spell a word differently from a dictionary, but you get your meaning across, where is the harm?

      Exactly so! And I might add that in the case of inane misspellings and abbreviations, when they do NOT communicate, will be misunderstood, or worse, cause the reader to give up on the entire posting. Such usage will attrophy and whither. Literal apoptosis.

      BTM

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      That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
    22. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...the purpose of written communication is to COMMUNICATE. If you spell a word differently from a dictionary, but you get your meaning across, where is the harm? Who is bothered except for pedants?

      Sure, but the problems arise when you DON'T get your meaning across.

      Consider an Asian who learnt English as a second language. They come across a post by someone who writes carelessly: something like "what maters is how u act when u loose a game".

      It's obvious to you what that means. But it won't be obvious to someone whose English is far from fluent. What does "maters" mean? How, precisely, do you "loose a game"? No ordinary dictionary will even point them in the right direction.

      Spelling isn't about being clever. It's about being polite. Poor spelling, when not excused by dyslexia or second-language status, doesn't make you look stupid - it makes you look lazy and rude.

      Who cares, apart from pedants? Why, everyone who doesn't find reading English easy. There's several billion people in that category, you know.

    23. Re:Impact of Blogs by MrHanky · · Score: 1
      ... essays on a wide range of controversial topics. While the Internet has had a clearly detrimental effect on our spelling abilities, I think it has had a correspondingly positive impact on our willingness and enthusiasm to express opinions of all kinds.
      And I think Slashdot has the positive effect of getting people to express whatever they want, but the detrimental effect of making them do so before they RTFA. Because, as TFA says:
      An essay doesn't begin with a statement, but with a question. In a real essay, you don't take a position and defend it.
      Unfortunately, you rarely see that attitude in a blog.
    24. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to agree with you but I find that I cannot because of the major lack of consistency in use with the various terms and conditions that you apply to peoples writings and grammer cuplets while providing an easy mechanism to disavow any viewpoint that you disagree with as in the stream of consiousness mode that I am currently posting in right here right now and I know that if you are in the same groove as me you will like totally understand what I am saying but I guess from your posting that you and I are not on the same wavelength so unfortunately communications is just not simply really possible in this particular case I wonder when I should insert a comma or some other punctuation well maybe I will try a period right now.

      TDz.

    25. Re:Impact of Blogs by iabervon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would be very interesting to see whether someone accustomed to reading blogs and IRC did better or worse than someone who only read published texts at understanding Chaucer. I would contend that the problem a lot of people have with Chaucer is that they have come to expect standardization in spelling which happened later. If that's true, then it shouldn't bother a blog reader nearly so much when Chaucer spells "scole", "ther", and "veray". Of "stil", "ful", and "wel", which are Chauser, and which are bloggers?

    26. Re:Impact of Blogs by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What you mean to say, is that you've found an easy way to prove my point by disagreeing with me.

      Thank you, AC.

      Stream of consciousness writing is hardly evidence of poor debating skills -- Michael Herr's "Dispatches" is a good example of disjointed writing that illustrates important points. But mechanisms like the moderation system and the number of good writers willing to explain points in a different way serve to make disjointed viewpoints more accessible. Accessibility adds coherence to a good idea, because many people just aren't willing to read posts like yours. They take too much effort to parse, mentally, and so many readers rely on moderation and replies to show them what, subjectively, is worth reading. It would, indeed, be a good world where everybody would read everything regardless of style or content...but that's not going to happen.

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    27. Re:Impact of Blogs by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "But the primary problem is that hardly anyone takes pride or care in what they do anymore."

      Like understanding people's short-hand?

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    28. Re:Impact of Blogs by BrynM · · Score: 1
      Why can't the 'LOLOMGBBQ!!' crowd can't do the same?
      You know, I often find myself laughing out loud wile screaming "Oh my God! Barbeque!"

      Seriously, acronyms are the crutch of improper spelling. Instead of having to write the word "barbeque", most Americans will write "BBQ". This was happening long before blogging.

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    29. Re:Impact of Blogs by dswensen · · Score: 1

      When people take shortcuts and use stupid abbreviations, that signifies that the written language is evolving.

      OMFG kthxbye LOL >_< kekekeke

    30. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Better apathy and sarcasm than aarogance and rudeness.

      I don't know, I find arrogance far more amusing than apathy. Sarcasm and rudeness are about equal though.

      I think, though, that the problem is not that the language is evolving. The problem is that the language is evolving because people don't care about quality. Sure, some language nazis are in it to show off their linguistic superiority (nice big words, ne?), but most are probably perfectionists seeking a world of quality. That people no longer seem to care about professionalism is at odds with their very nature. *cough*

      In fact, recent trends are downright anti-intellectual, and I find that highly disturbing. Proud to be stupid?

    31. Re:Impact of Blogs by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Well, for 'barbeque' that's true, but I seriously doubt anybody wrote "c u l8r" before the Internet.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    32. Re:Impact of Blogs by rich_r · · Score: 1
      ...that was not speculative and insightful, or at the very least long winded and pretentious.

      If it wasn't for the fact I'd just finished my beer, you'd owe me for a new monitor!
      Risking hyperbole, that has to be one of the funniest things i've read in ages.

    33. Re:Impact of Blogs by sgant · · Score: 1

      Evolving? Writing in shortcuts and stupid abbreviations has been around for like 35 years!

      Look at any of those valintine's candy hearts with the "I LUV U" on it.

      Our language is evolving toward candy hearts!

      --

      "Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
    34. Re:Impact of Blogs by BrynM · · Score: 1
      Well, for 'barbeque' that's true, but I seriously doubt anybody wrote "c u l8r" before the Internet.
      In pop culture, it's almost a tradition. How about Prince? Early Rap acts did the acronym/sounds-like tricks too... "Ice-T"? "2 Live Crew"? There were other acts in other genres as well... "U2"? "KMFDM"? "SOD"? "OPIV"? All pre-internet. Cleverly spelling things so that they sound the same has been with us in pop culture for a while. Pop culture drives standard culture (albeit with some lag) With the internet, the spellings are only easier to find and notice... and imitate.
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    35. Re:Impact of Blogs by DrEasy · · Score: 1
      In fact, that's something the Internet has that talk radio and TV panels do not: you can take as much time and as much space as you need to to be an effective disputant.
      True, but things are just as transient in blogs, especially Slashdot. If you write your comment more than an hour after the thread was created, noone will read you. Everybody's moved on to the next topic.
      --
      "In our tactical decisions, we are operating contrary to our strategic interest."
    36. Re:Impact of Blogs by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      That's mostly untrue. I've had comments modded up, or down, a week after I wrote them. And once the story's archived, your post is essentially carbonized for the ages...many times I search on google and find posts I wrote on Slashdot stories from 2001 and earlier. Spooky and worthless, but kind of neat...especially since my own blog articles at the time were destroyed in the Coming of the Curious Chinese Search Engine back in Aught One.

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    37. Re:Impact of Blogs by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 3, Insightful
      When people take shortcuts and use stupid abbreviations, that signifies that the written language is evolving.

      This is the usual response people give to defend bad grammar and spelling. It's funny that a bunch of geeks who keep railing about standards in coding suddenly become anarchists when it comes to language. We have standardized our language for a reason, and that reason is effective communication. It's harder to communicate if people start redefining the rules whenever they feel like it.

      Of course the language is evolving, but that is not an excuse for a free-for-all.

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    38. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I was actually agreeing with you by making my weird post.

      TDz.

    39. Re:Impact of Blogs by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      It would, indeed, be a good world where everybody would read everything regardless of style or content...but that's not going to happen.

      Shyah! Why should people waste their time working and spending time with friends and family when they could be reading every single hair-brained post on slashdot... and every poorly written weblog... and every badly written book... etc...

    40. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U2 - think spyplane, think submarine

    41. Re:Impact of Blogs by maw · · Score: 1

      It's true that standardised English spelling hasn't been around forever. However, today's English is very far removed from the English Chaucer wrote in.

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    42. Re:Impact of Blogs by caino59 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but as the parent of your post pointed out, this is a rarity.

      sure, sometimes i make a post late into the release of an article, sometimes get modded up...but more often than not, it never happens.

      do i have nothing good to say? not up to me.

      but most* moderators just browse through and mod quickly.

      Whenever I have mod points, I use them on older articles...I may one to have bestowed mod points upon you late after an article has been forgotten about. heck, i know that sometimes I make a late post to an article...I bet most* of the time it doesn't even get read.

      as far as spelling goes - it takes a lot away from a blog/essay when things are misspelled and bad grammer is used. mostly, credibility.

      and i know slashdot suggest you browse at -1 when moderating...do you think most* people change their settings? probably not.

      *most used lightly - obviously there are always exceptions to the rule.

      yes, i didn't capitalize properly - oh well.

    43. Re:Impact of Blogs by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      yes, i didn't capitalize properly - oh well.

      If you had, you would have been modded up.

      (You're right...as a minor karma whore, I've noticed that what I consider to be a really insightful, interesting post is worthless if made too far down on a discussion or too late in the posting day. The secret? Reply to early +3 funny posts with completely unrelated insights. I'm not ashamed of my whoring; it's for the ancients)

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    44. Re:Impact of Blogs by RevDobbs · · Score: 1
      Risking hyperbole, that has to be one of the funniest things i've read in ages.

      Then you, sir, must have missed my monkey post.

      :-D

    45. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Google cares about spelling, grammar, or organizational skills when it returns an answer to a query. Yes, their "how many people click this" algorithm counteracts that, but is it sufficient? What if the "poor" ones seriously outnumber the organized ones?
      I would also argue that it doesn't work in the real world either. Where's the coherence in the WMD business? Yet, (almost) a whole country bought it in the beginning.
      The thing is that as long as you appeal to the majority, you are fine. So when and if incoherence becomes the norm...

    46. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, actually I chat with perfect spelling and punctuation in my instant messages to tick off other people (including my grandmother) because I care so much about what I say. :D It gives me a distinct style online that is very recognizable.

      (ok, que the people pointing out my errors in the previous paragraph)

    47. Re:Impact of Blogs by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      Blogs? Essays?

      Oh, wait... You're referring to the 3% minority of blogs that are NOT about the cat, the latest Linkin Park song* or that cute "boi" at high school? Okay, carry on.

      Ah and you are the obligatory /. intellectual snob --- ok on you go then.
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    48. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the spelling "problems" have more to do with the use of 'net slang and abreviations than any actual inability to spell.

      "abbreviations". (Perhaps leaving out the extra "b" was an abbreviation?)

    49. Re:Impact of Blogs by littlem · · Score: 1
      On what do you base your assertion that "the Internet has had a clearly detrimental effect on our spelling abilities".

      I don't know, but you provide compelling evidence that it can damage punctuation abilities.

    50. Re:Impact of Blogs by JPelorat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, I fully understand that language changes over time. That's not really the issue here. This is not about a consistent new way to spell things, or unorthodox but generally accepted usage, this is about a lot of ignorant people not caring how they spell things at all.

      At least I didn't use 'nemore' (and it's the phonetic abbreviation stuff that I'm mainly railing against).

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    51. Re:Impact of Blogs by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      And then there's the problem that any time someone says anything about this issue, they get called a 'language nazi'.

      Sheesh.

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    52. Re:Impact of Blogs by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I would posit that the loss of proof reading skills predates the explosion of the internet. In my case, I quit proof reading when reliable spell-check software became available. Microsoft Word has only worsened this trend by providing realtime spell-checking. Although it is less of an issue (much less!) with a computer keyboard than with a typewriter, I constantly commit the heinous typing crime of inline correction. Why? Because it is easier to edit my thoughts, either for content or for delivery, as I'm thinking them. As a result, I've grown to depend on I) a red, squiggly line underneath misspelled words and II) the EDIT button in message forums. My posts on Slashdot are far more likely to be riddled with errors, since by the time I get around to proof reading my own post, it's already up. Likewise, my spelling on IRC is far worse than my spelling on a message board with an EDIT button.

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      Virtue finds and chooses the mean.
      Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachea
    53. Re:Impact of Blogs by Puff+Daddy · · Score: 1

      You know, I think you're right. You ARE the smartest person ever. Congratulations, kill yourself.

    54. Re:Impact of Blogs by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      Ah and you are the obligatory /. intellectual snob --- ok on you go then.

      Heh, maybe you should set your homepage to this, then. After all, you care about all that because you are not an intellectual snob, are you? :P

    55. Re:Impact of Blogs by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Acrynyms can be very useful when space or time is a limited resource. Sinking ships standardized on SOS to alert the rest of us to their predicament decades ago. Hams have been finding each other with CQ almost as long as their have been hams. And then there are those vanity license plates, where an entire personality can be described with a combination of 8 letters and numerals.

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    56. Re:Impact of Blogs by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Try reading a few posts up, Sherlock. Before Mr "You're a pedant, tra-la-la" came along, the adults were having a serious discussion.

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    57. Re:Impact of Blogs by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Just like in the real world, people on the Internet detect the difference between a well thought out point and a bunch of mindless rambling based on the coherence of the argument.

      As a regular Slashdot reader, I'm not sure I buy this argument.

    58. Re:Impact of Blogs by yason · · Score: 1
      If you write your comment more than an hour after the thread was created, noone will read you. Everybody's moved on to the next topic.

      I do that all the time. I rarely get modded up, but I never write to get karma: I write if I have something to say. (And that something may not always be particularly insightful or witty -- more often misunderstood or just ignored.)

      But, this is not all of it.

      Most of the comments I write to Slashdot or of the posts I send out to Usenet never get sent. Maybe a tenth of what I write ever gets submitted. (Or posted, if on Usenet.)

      Why is that, then?

      It's not particularly about not caring much about what others would think of my article rather than the fact that writing simply helps me think. As P.G. wrote, writing forces you to think in more detail than just, well, thinking. When I have a need to reply to someone it usually means that actually I feel there's something about that issue that I haven't clarified enough to myself, yet. It may not mean not having enough knowledge (sometimes that too) but having not worked my brain to gain enough insight on the issue to satisfy my curiosity.

      Having finished the comment or posting, the need to reply disappears as I've discussed through the issue with myself. Being an introverted soul, there's no need to finalize the session and post it out to the world.

      It'd be logical for me to close the window now, but perhaps just because of that I'll do the exact opposite. Perhaps someone similar reads this one day?

    59. Re:Impact of Blogs by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. My point though was not so much about whether it is a good idea to write a comment or not, but rather how much impact it really has (as opposed to talk radio or the other media mentioned in my post's parent).

      It is a pity though, as late posters might have more insight to contribute than "frist posters", as they may have thought over their reply a bit more carefully.

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    60. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they were... A few posts up. Before everyone, including you, got off topic and ran with it, insulting everyone you passed along the way.

      Insulting people may make you feel smarter, but I doubt it wins you many friends.

    61. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting troll attempt, but it's not going to work this time.

      Better luck in the future.

    62. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wasn't trying to troll. Just wanted to make a point. People don't like to hear others who are rude, and usualy dismiss anything they say. If you want people to listen to what you have to say, try being a little less abrasive. I'm sure you're plenty intelligent, but it's wasted as soon as you open your mouth and offend people.

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    63. Re:Impact of Blogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So maybe you should be telling that to the one who started the insults, not the one who responded to it...

    64. Re:Impact of Blogs by Arker · · Score: 1

      Moderation is about as close to completely borked as it could be, without actually being useless. Perhaps it would be a good idea to only give modpoints to people that are currently browsing at -1, that would be a small help.

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  3. Hmm... the term by winkydink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "apropos of nothing" comes to mind

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  4. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 1

    I agree. As much as I like these "Graham-grams" I'm not sure this particular one was anything really relevant to Slashdot (apart from reminding me that Paul Graham is smarter than me... again :-).

    Perhaps it's time for paulgraham.slashdot.org?

    John.

  5. Well, that's ironic... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...'cause I just published an essay on English literature and the role of articles.

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  6. " Who cares about symbolism in Dickens? " by slashpot · · Score: 1, Funny

    Beavis and Butthead.
    That's who.
    hay(na)ku!

  7. The role of Best Sellers, as Esseys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Esseys have somewhat been replaced by bestsellers.

    Just think of Dan Brown's book: The Da Vinci Code.

    It should have been a 75 pages long essey, published by some university press, in a few hundred copies.

    Instead, it was transformed into a several hundreds of pages of fake thriller, detective story, suspense or what, made it to the New York Times bestseller list, edited as a movie in book form already.

    But even after this transformation, it's quite an interesting essey.

  8. Interesting article by Nos. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I agree with most of it, especially the point about taking a position and dending that. I did that a few times in both high school and university. Did well on some and failed on others. I tried to take positions that I did not agree with as it was more interesting to try and combat my own beliefs on an issue than to rehash a position so many others had done before. Now like I said, I didn't agree with the stance I took, I did it as a learning excercise, for example, I did one on heros and chose hitler. Now I did not try and defend the murder of countless jewish people, instead I looked at how Germany improved under his rule. I learned a lot about Hitler and his rise to power and some of the good things he did for Germany. Of course, the things he did wrong far outweighed the good, but it was a good way to learn something about our past. Everyone else in the class did somewhat easier things like Regan helping to bring down the Berlin wall and such.

    1. Re:Interesting article by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 1

      I must admit to feeling uneasy about the FA and your reply both starting sentences with conjunctives.

    2. Re:Interesting article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How Germany improved under his [Hitler's] rule"?

      Well, Germany was ruined in record time under Hitler's rule. If you call that improvement... than it was probably a world record.

      Not to mention the "highly improved" industrial method of murdering millions for... for what?

      For the sake of Germany's improvement?

      I can't see THE hero in this story...

      Devil != hero. No amount of "improvement" makes the transformation.

    3. Re:Interesting article by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Considering that there weren't all that many other grammatical errors, couldn't they have used conjunctives for effect? I do so all the time on purpose, despite knowing that it's technically incorrect.

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    4. Re:Interesting article by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      By analysing the benefits Hitler brought to his people, it can bring about a greater understanding as to how a people can even follow such a person in the first place. Of course, I h8 the bi*tch with all my guts but it doesn't change the fact we shouldn't turn history, or any idea, in every direction in order to learn the most out of it.

    5. Re:Interesting article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was more interesting to try and combat my own beliefs

      "to try to combat".

  9. The problem I have with essays.... by rokzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that they usually seem to be about filling out a point to meet a word limit and not about getting to the point.

    I think this arises because "the point" is usually nothing profound in itself so the only thing you can do to stand out is blabber on in a particularly well way.

    Being a scientist I'm necessarily biased about anything that can be called an "essay". The closest thing in science is probably a review paper but that also should be as concise as possible.

    I blame schools.

    1. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      "...the only thing you can do to stand out is blabber on in a particularly well way."

      I see you've got a great start!

    2. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by RWerp · · Score: 1

      ...is that they usually seem to be about filling out a point to meet a word limit and not about getting to the point.

      "Filling a word limit" has nothing to do with professional essays on literature. My grandmother is a professor in Polish literature (yes, there is such thing) and an editor in a literature journal. Her motto is: "there is no such text which quality could not improve by making it shorter".

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    3. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by rokzy · · Score: 1

      1. the spelling and grammar is correct.
      2. my point is clear.
      3. I'm anti-essay so why would I want anthing more than 1 and 2 ?

    4. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by rokzy · · Score: 1

      yes what you say SHOULD be true, but not necessarily in practice.

      I just looked up the thesis requirements for PhDs in physics and English

      Physics:
      "thesis should be no longer than necessary to provide a succinct introduction to the field of study for the non-specialist, to present your results and to discuss what conclusions can be drawn"

      "quality not quantity is the most important thing"

      "thesis shall not exceed 70,000 words including appendices, footnotes, tables and bibliography"

      English: "a dissertation of 80 000 words"

    5. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by RWerp · · Score: 1

      To be frank, I don't consider PhD theses to be professional texts. They are rarely read by other people, apart from the best ones, or --- in experimental sciences --- as reference for data.

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    6. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by rokzy · · Score: 1

      maybe not, but doing a PhD is training to be a professional. and in this case the humanities students are being told to meet a word limit whereas the science students are being told to meet a quality limit.

    7. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that essays are merely about meeting a word limit, you must have gone to community college. It is impossible in my english class to get decent grades by dribbling on incoherently without ever establishing any credible points. Although I can't speak for any public schools other than my own, I had several good english teachers who taught proper college essay-style writting, without any considerable focus on reaching word limits.

      A well written essay on any subject compentently proves to the reader that you are an authoritative source on the subject, and you are well-backed with credible evidence; that is the foundation of all research material.

      Although your particular field of research may not use essays, think about historians, lawyers, journalists, and psyhcologists. Although I do admit that writing essays (particularly english essays) is painfully boring and trite, the skills it reinforces are invaluable in social and medical science.

    8. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. the spelling and grammar is correct.

      The spelling and grammar are correct. Mostly. Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

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    9. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by rokzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      lol, I was treating "spelling and grammar" as a single thing thus "is".

      isn't that allowed?

    10. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is stupid.

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    11. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're partially right. A bad essay is a point padded to fill a word limit.

      A good essay is a point illustrated through insights, pruned to fill a word limit.

      If you ever take a journalism or discourse class (and, if you ever plan to do any writing in any respect, you should), you will learn that a piece of writing is not done until you can take nothing else away without losing meaning.

      Unfortunately, this is the opposite of what we learn in school up to this point -- assignments like "write an X page paper on beekeeping" train young writers that what matters is not the content but the length that's important. This perception tends to stick with people -- my wife, who writes reports as part of her work, starts writing by setting up her page limit, and then tries to fill that. Doesn't matter what form her language takes or how many leading sentences she uses, she has to fill her limit or she doesn't feel like she's done. And when she goes over the limit, she stresses out as well.

      In a good discourse class, you learn to overwrite first. Plan for two or more pages to fill one page. Take out flimsy arguments, avoid needless soft language and remove obvious conclusions that don't prove your hypothesis. Of course, none of these would help you in a high school where the state board is looking for students to write a minimum of 40 pages per class per year -- only the most prolific fledgling authors could manage 80 pages and intense editing along with a normal courseload. I sure couldn't.

      Academia aside, good language isn't about length. It's about coherence. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was only 3 paragraphs long. It also doesn't address any single problem by name nor does it offer any solutions. If he had added those in there...he might have wound up with something like Castro's infamous marathon speeches...and still never left the point at hand.

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    12. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by BrianMarshall · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I blame schools.

      I hear you. I blame schools for a great deal.

      Up here in Canada, there is a great amount of fussing about how to make the school system better. The problem with schools is that at least 95% of what the students learn is crap. Rule-based, length-controlled essay writing is only a minor example.

      Kids come out of school knowing next to nothing about how the things in the world actually work. Instead the learn classification systems and definitions.

      As another example, take chemistry. Kids learn various definitions. They learn how to balance ionic equations. They learn how to lie about their lab results. But they learn next to nothing about the interesting stuff... hydrocarbons - methane, ethane, propane, butane..., get those carbon chains long enough (mostly around 7 or 8 in a chain) and you have gasoline. Look at the benzene ring (six atoms in an extremely rigid flat hexagonal ring. Replace a hydrogen with an OH and you get phenol - what makes the soar throat spray stuff work. Instead of the OH, replace a hydrogen with a methyl group (CH3) and you get toluene, the main ingredient (I think) in nail-polish remover - great solvent. Replace a few more hydrogens with nitrate groups (NO3) and you get trinitrotoluene - TNT. Now kids, those NO3s are kind of unstable; give 'em a hit and they will loose one of those oxygens, which given half a chance will try to combine with the carbons and hydrogens in there. Carbon and hydrogen love to combine with oxygen - we call it "burning". When TNT does it with oxygen that it supplies itself, we call it "blowing up".

      My point is that there is a lot of interesting things to learn about in this world. Instead, kids go to school.

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    13. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      I have hereby produced the highest quality text:

      I.

      Others, however, argue that the following is better:

      A.

    14. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by ebyrob · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Go to your room.

      Now if you'd put spelling/grammer, you might've gotten away wit it.

    15. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is a resource for terrorists! Instructions on making explosive devices! Anti-government information! Advocates of copyright infringement! It must be shut down at all costs!

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    16. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      About your opinions on High School chemistry: I suppose that's because you're an organic guy. So am I, but no one learns organic chem in High School. That's called "sophomore in university" material. (Oh, but I went ahead and studied on my own in 11th grade anyways...;x) Still, HS Chemistry was *plenty* interesting, and it managed to warp me from a CS major to a chem major instantly. Your chem teacher showed you what happens when you add glycerol and KMnO4, right? Maybe your teacher wasn't cool, but mine most definitely was, and we even experimented to find the exact time it took from pouring the potassium permanganate on the glycerol to spontaneous ignition. (8-10 seconds, regardless of relative quantities of reactants.)

    17. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
      a piece of writing is not done until you can take nothing else away without losing meaning.

      You left out something that takes away from the meaning: "a piece of journalistic writing is not done ..." etc.

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    18. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the spelling and grammar is correct.

      No, they isn't. It should be "good", not "well". So the spelling were correct, but the grammar weren't.

    19. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      give 'em a hit and they will loose one of those oxygens

      "lose".

    20. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Or parens. Though that's programmer English.

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    21. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      From my experience as a Canadian student (i just started university), that's only because you didn't try. Thanks to the Internet (and spending a lot of time chatting with an elitist group full of english majors ;), I, a native French speaker, actually have a definite English style in writing. In fact, i don't think i've ever really studied style in French, while pure interest made me read what i could for English. The effect is that i write much shorter sentences and paragraphs than is the usual in French. Yet, none of my teachers had any problem with me handing in a 650-700 word essay when the minimum was 750 words: they knew i had the content (i usually made sure to barely reach the length requirements on the first one). It probably helped me get better grades too: less opportunities for spelling or grammar mistakes and, imho, shorter texts that keep the point fully fleshed out are obviously clearer and more readable, and thus better. Length requirements are simply a quick and dirty metric for content; like most approximations, it works well in the common case, but one should always be aware of its flaws when using it.

      Reading comments on the topic of essays make me think that maybe French teachers have a different approach than English ones. My English teacher in grade 10-11 had a minor in history (from U of Vic), and our thesis usually had to take a stance on related political/historical issues too, but she was an exceptional teachers for what was basically a gifted students group (in a private, IB HS) - not exactly the norm. French teachers in CEGEP (public school, grade 12-13) did the same: we always covered a litterary movement AND the corresponding history, with points awarded in essays for the ability to link the two. Never did we discuss litterature in a vacuum; we always had to link it with something else. In fact, a friend of mine (unsurprisingly, now in Phys. Eng.) managed to use Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle in an extended metaphor once! Studying something like a pure specialist, without putting it in relation with the world, is rarely fruitful or interesting (except for specialists ;). Why would it be different when writing essays?

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    22. Re:The problem I have with essays.... by darkmeridian · · Score: 1
      No. Go to your room.

      Now if you'd put spelling/grammer, you might've gotten away wit it.


      Spelling/grammar.

      And with it.

      Go to your room.

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  10. The boring parts by MikeMacK · · Score: 0, Troll
    When I give a draft of an essay to friends, there are two things I want to know: which parts bore them, and which seem unconvincing.

    How about the parts about writing essays.

  11. I hate essays by grunt107 · · Score: 3, Funny

    To start, essays are an ill fit in my life.

    The proof is that I am ignorant and apathetic: I don't know how to write and essay, and I don't care.

    In conclusion, essays are not a favorite of mine.

    1. Re:I hate essays by Hinhule · · Score: 1

      Yeah what's the point of an essay anyway? When you could just write. "The point of this paper is (insert point)." I hate having to read pages of nonsense and then have to try to figure out what they where trying to say.

    2. Re:I hate essays by chromatic · · Score: 1

      If you had led with a dictionary definition of the word "essay", you would have had an essay and a speech in one!

    3. Re:I hate essays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proof is that I am ignorant and apathetic

      If you're good at proofs, don't do English and write Essays, then. Look into Math.

    4. Re:I hate essays by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      What makes you think he's good at proofs?

    5. Re:I hate essays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how to write and essay

      "an essay".

    6. Re:I hate essays by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Funny, that's exactly what the article said. More evidence that grahm speaks truth (in TFA)

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  12. WTF? by p0 · · Score: 1

    Woah, hold on, maestro, you just made me go Cold TURKEY! I thought we're done with writing essays!!

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  13. "With the result..." by e9th · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "...that writing is made to seem boring and senseless."

    Writing complete sentences will improve your essay.

    1. Re:"With the result..." by qtp · · Score: 1

      Writing complete sentences will improve your essay.

      The example you chose is a complete sentance.

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    2. Re:"With the result..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a prepositional phrase, not a compete "sentance," as you so glibly put it.

    3. Re:"With the result..." by e9th · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks, Mr. Grammar Man, but at this time I am only accepting criticism from those who can spell "sentence" correctly.

    4. Re:"With the result..." by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Writing complete sentences will improve your essay.

      It's likely to give him a better grade in high school, but what makes you think it will make the essay better? Sometimes sentence fragments are good. Like here.

    5. Re:"With the result..." by e9th · · Score: 1

      A great writer can take liberties with his grammar yet still come off effectively. The rest of us are better off when we stick to the rules. Usually :)

    6. Re:"With the result..." by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      The example you chose is a compete sentence.

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    7. Re:"With the result..." by e9th · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry. At this time I am only accepting criticism from those who can spell "complete" correctly.

  14. CRappy pAul graham essay Posted (CRAP) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paul Graham writes:

    "When I give a draft of an essay to friends, there are two things I want to know: which parts bore them, and which seem unconvincing. The boring bits can usually be fixed by cutting. But I don't try to fix the unconvincing bits by arguing more cleverly. I need to talk the matter over."

    Judging by this piece, perhaps he needs some new friends.

  15. Nice bit on "learn something from every job" by tcopeland · · Score: 1
    And the difference in the way fathers and mothers bought ice cream for their kids: the fathers like benevolent kings bestowing largesse, the mothers harried, giving in to pressure. So, yes, there does seem to be some material even in fast food.
    Sort of a "let down your bucket where you are" philosphy - try to find something interesting in whatever you're doing. Just because your job title is "CVS administrator" doesn't mean you can't put together an hourly build. Good times.
  16. Good essays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The highschool model of essays is wrong. They should not set out a case, and defend it. An essay seeks to engender understanding, to dig, and to find the truth. In a way, a good essay is like a river. A river meanders, but only as a device to reach the most efficient path to the sea. Likewise, an essay should twist and turn along its course. It's part of the most efficient path to the truth.

  17. Fact by scottennis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The better you become at reading, the better you become at writing. It only made sense to combine the two disciplines by requiring writing to be about things you read.

    Now, having said that, I believe that once a student has achieved proficiency at writing about what they read, they should be encouraged to write about other things as well.

    To quote Thoreau, "How vain it is to sit down to write when one has never stood up to live."

    As to the question "Why is this on Slashdot?" I have a degree in English Literature. When I took my first job in IT, my boss told me that most IT people were an inch wide and a mile deep. Perhaps the person who posted this is trying to help some of us nerds broaden our horizons!

    To quote one of the nerds from the movie "War Games" "Remember when you told me to tell you when you were acting rudely and insensitively? Well you're doing it now!"

    1. Re:Fact by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      The better you become at reading, the better you become at writing.

      More specifically, the better you become at reading non-fiction, the better you become at writing non-fiction. Fiction doesn't have much in common with non-fiction (except, perhaps, history) beyond grammar.

    2. Re:Fact by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

      I disagree that reading will automatically make you a better writer. Older literature is written in an old-style of the language. Reading Shakespear and Beowulf probably won't make you a better writer because the language is just too different (also ignoring the fact that Beowulf wasn't originally in a form of English). You might get better by reading more modern works and even other essays that are considered good examples. And, to be cliche (which my English teachers apparently hated), "practice makes perfect."

      There are also some modern-day "artsy" works that try to be all symbolic and cryptic as if to emulate older works. Just throw these away, please.

      I don't necessarily mind reading the books my English class assigned, just please don't make me write an essay about any of them.

      I also didn't like the way all the English teachers seemed to be preoccupied with finding phallic imagery...

    3. Re:Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also some modern-day "artsy" works that try to be all symbolic and cryptic as if to emulate older works. Just throw these away, please.

      You can thank Joyce for that, along with the general decline of modern literature. Once the so-called "great writers" started writing specifically in order to give literature profs something to do (instead of writing something interesting), it was all over.

    4. Re:Fact by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The better you become at reading, the better you become at writing.

      I wish that were true. I'd be a much better writer then. As an illustration, I can't figure out what to say next.

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    5. Re:Fact by 12357bd · · Score: 1

      Imagine a cluster of these... Oh well!...

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  18. Now I know... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now I know why I like Paul Graham's essays so much. You read the essay, and you follow along with the thoughts. You never feel forced in a certain direction, or at least not for a long time. Eventually, the essay often manages to convince you of something, but it's not by force. It's because you draw your own conclusions, that may or may not agree with the author's.

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    1. Re:Now I know... by goliard · · Score: 1

      Funny, I was thinking, Oh, so this is why his essays suck.

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  19. For the next article... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a follow-up article, he will claim that, "Python programmers write better essays than Java programmers".

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    1. Re:For the next article... by Jerf · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't know about "better":
      but I will bet they are better indented.
      (BTW, python lover, so I get to say this. :-) )

      python -c "import this"

      seems appropriate, though it is not well indented.
    2. Re:For the next article... by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1
      A COBOL program is an essay.

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    3. Re:For the next article... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      but I will bet they are better indented.

      Short and expressive statements, indented to hell and back...

      Hmm...

      ...I suppose that Java guys write better essays and Python guys write better presentation slides. =)

  20. I care! by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Who cares about symbolism in Dickens? Dickens himself would be more interested in an essay about color or baseball.

    Mind you I've haven't read Dickens since middle/high-school but I care.

    It's not just the symbolism, it's the experience. I was watching some show on PBS and the host said something that I wish English teachers would have said to me. To paraphase; 'Reading a narrative is an exercise in building life experience. No one has written about that particular character at that place and time. Reading allows us to see the world through different eyes'

    It makes perfect sense too. Whether it's Dickens or Dick (Philip K.) you are getting a point of view out of the book. Looking at it that way is much more rewarding. The host went on to say that reading lets you know that other people have had similar experiences and no experience is completely new.

    Man, that would have helped in life. Not being a fan of fiction, I shunned most books that I was forced to read and never absorbed those experiences. Later in life I often wondered "why is this happening to me" or simply "I can't take this". I wish I would have read more as I was growing up and coming to maturity (Daniel Goleman says maturity ~ 15)

    I think the reason that we were supposed to write those essays on Dickens and company were to share our view of the books, and to have us look deeper than the plot. Maybe I'm wrong, I usually am, and maybe I'm crazy... that has been proven.


    1. Re:I care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that there is a difference between reading and enjoying literature at face value and trying to figure out symbolism. I remember in high school, reading poetry in English class. I'm not a big poetry fan to begin with, but when the teacher kept saying that, "It's symbolic of...", I, perhaps due to lack of effort, just didn't get it.

      I couldn't understand why, if the poet wrote about, say, flowers, then the poem wasn't actually about flowers, but rather it was about the tension between German Nazis and the general Jewish population in Europe before and during WWII. If the poet wanted to write about German Nazis, then he should have written about German Nazis, not flowers. Otherwise, people might think that he's writing about... flowers. :-)

      Now, I understand that with some times and topics, the author HAS to use symbolism, lest the government squelch his writings. But generally speaking, it just made more sense to me for writers to actually write about their topic, instead of disguising it with flowers.

      Well, I have continued to mature since high school, and I have a better understanding and appreciation of symbolism in literature. But I can still understand why high school students would think it's bunk, not want to write about it, and, therefore, possibly develop a distaste for writing in general.

    2. Re:I care! by metlin · · Score: 1

      Well said, but there is one point that I do not agree on -

      The host went on to say that reading lets you know that other people have had similar experiences and no experience is completely new.

      Maybe true, since it is quite likely that no matter what you experience, it has been experienced by scores of people before you. However, the thing about books is the fact that each experience is personal.

      The way I interpret and read a book, would be quite different from someone else. I would read it the way I've been brought up to, I would correlate it to my experiences, and based on what drives me - it would either inspire me or bore me.

      That is the beauty of books, to each his own - literally!

    3. Re:I care! by michael.teter · · Score: 1

      I think his point wasn't necessarily (just?) that we shouldn't write essays about literature (because as you point out there are good reasons), but rather that we shouldn't _just_ teach essay writing in conjunction with _only_ literature.

      Essays can be valuable for any topic. I bet most students graduate high school or college thinking that essays are papers one writes about literature.

      MT

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    4. Re:I care! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      literally!

      Quite literally indeed...

      Yes, you are right: "each experience is personal" but what many books teach you is that the coping is what matters most.

      You may realize that you are experiencing something similar to a novel you read; at that moment hopefully you will recall the novel and know what to do to cope with the experience.

      See what I mean?

      I'm tired so I may make 0 sense.

      Bush Quote Today: "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many O-B-G-Y-N's aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

    5. Re:I care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading it is one thing. But analyzing it the way any teacher would want you to is a sure way of ruining any good book.

    6. Re:I care! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Man, that would have helped in life.
      "Would have"?

      'Bout finished, are you?

  21. I am also wondering how this got on Slashdot. by ahfoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But I'm pleased in a way. I have an MA in Composition and Rhetoric and one of my many jobs is grading GRE practice essays. I did about fifty this afternoon in fact. See, that's why I'm a /. junky. Essays and arguments are my life's blood.
    However, I'd like to point something out to the author and it's something I see a lot of which is a misperception regarding what students are writing about in school.
    Especially when people think about testing they assume that essay topics are completely inane. Well perhaps this has been true in the past, but these days I see many essay topics that do focus on very broad personal issues and encourage the students to explore things using any creativity they can come up with. So the problem that he's discussing in his essay is somewhat contrived. In fact, students are encouraged to write about unusal, quirky and personal issues even in test settings. Not only that, but some of them come up with some really beautiful work even in the constrained environment of a test session. There are limits, but it's really not that bad.
    I'm trying to think of an example. Here, today I had some that were on the topic of living through a difficult experience. That's a very general topic that refers you specifically into your own personal life. I read some real beauties. Actually that wasn't GRE though. That was another class. I had a bunch of GMAT today, but that's another story as well. Those are fun in a different way.
    Anyhow, it's really not so bad and I always teach the students that if you get a lousy topic you can usually write your way around it.
    My MA was in Comp, but as an undergrad I did Creative Writing. Any MFAs in the house? Losers!
    There's no way you can tell me that these kinds of writing courses make writing boring. If anything they can get too edgey. We used to have all kinds of hardcore sexual stuff written about other people in the class and it was like who's going to say when? I guess it depends where you go to school.
    Well, I'm rambling at 4:50Am so let me just close up with this bit of writing advice. If you want to have good time as a writing major try San Diego State. They've got a sweet writing department. You won't get rich, but you probably won't regret it either.

    1. Re:I am also wondering how this got on Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But I'm pleased in a way. I have an MA in Composition and Rhetoric and one of my many jobs is grading GRE practice essays."

      Is that before you clean the shake machine or after you man the register?

      You know, there's something I tend to say to a lot of liberal arts majors: "Yes, I would like fries with that."

    2. Re:I am also wondering how this got on Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, this is totally off topic and will get moderated as so, but:

      WHat the hek is the difference between a 4,5, and 6 on those GREs? I got a 5 myself, but I have no idea what I did that stopped me from earning a 6, or was better than earning a 4. I can at least understand the difference between 1,2, and 3, the rest seem to be very subjective from the ruberic.

    3. Re:I am also wondering how this got on Slashdot. by IrresponsibleUseOfFr · · Score: 1
      There's no way you can tell me that these kinds of writing courses make writing boring.

      Writing is not a boring endeavor. Nor are classes about writing necessarily boring. As with most things, what turns the student off is the teacher(s). What prevents students from pursuing writing more often is not subject, but the people who stand in the way that discourage its exploration.

      Writing, at least in high-school, is artistic and subjective. Artistic in the sense that you can spend hours trying to improve your work and only end up with something inferior than your starting point. Beyond that, students are forced to write about certain subjects in certain formats and must be a certain length. Students sometimes have little to no interest in the subject. Deerslayer was boring enough to read, writing a three page essay about it was even more mind-numbing.

      I remember in the third-grade I wanted to write a story about werewolves. My teacher said that I should write about something that I knew. Somehow writing a story in which you have total control over subject, say because it was fictional, escaped her. There were many options open to her: encourage the student to look up what other people had to say about werewolves, made sure that I took notes and had a clear vision of the limits and abilities of werewolves were in my world. She chose the worst: make the student change the subject.

      I like to place English teachers into two categories: the p's and q's, and those that required divination. The p's and q's were utterly boring, but I got better grades. One only had to make sure that you had proper sentence structure, followed esoteric rules that they usually handed you on a sheet at the beginning of class, make sure you spelled everything correctly, and hit the word count/page count you needed to get a good grade. The ones that required divination were worse. I never felt like I learned much from them, and I never felt like I was necessarily a better writer at the end of the class than I was at the beginning. The teachers never gave you rules to follow, never gave advice on things that you could do to become a better writer, and grades always seemed completely arbitrary. The teachers that required divination also seemed to have very strange views of the world that didn't mesh well with reason. They saw many things as being related which would be best explained by conincidence. They loved symbolism which I always felt was a symptom of being delusional. As such, I felt no obligiation to indulge in their fantasies to the detriment of my grade.

      To be fair, I did have one good English teacher. It wasn't so much what he made me write, but how much he made me read. However, one teacher could not make up for the frustration I experienced. I also came to the conclusion that I became better at writing by taking history rather than English. Discussing the failures of reconstruction after the civil war held my attention better then trying to figure out a particularly cryptic or archaic poem.

      So, you ask for a reason. People, particularly in IT, leave the path of being a writer long before they meet the people that would show them that pursuing writing is worthwhile. People's lives are short. There are much better things to do than beat dead horses. There are more productive uses of time than pursue paths that you are told for 9 months out of the year you are bad at and cannot figure out how to improve. I'm glad that you enjoy writing, but understand that the experiences in your life are not what other people experience. So, no, those classes at San Diego State might not be boring. But, the reason they aren't is because of teachers. Truthfully, there aren't enough good teachers to go around.

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    4. Re:I am also wondering how this got on Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting comment. In fact, I never give sixes. Five is the high score for me. When students ask I say I'm just trying to toughen them up. But I bet the official graders do the same thing. It is fucked up. I just read one that incorporated Hegel, Mao and the Tao. The prose was excellent, the structure was tight and it was both funny and informative. I gave it a five along with a note saying five was really the high score.
      Speaking of the official graders, I understand tht many of them are high school teachers. Is that messed up or what? There's a good chance you've got a much more profound educational background than your official grader. They might grade you down just because they're jealous. That's reality.

    5. Re:I am also wondering how this got on Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true and well written. I'll give you a five. Indeed, I had some real suck-ass English teachers in junior high. As for high school, I wouldn't know. I dropped out in the winter of my sophomore year.
      I started SDSU as a Biology major. But when I took a writing course as an elective everything changed. And just like you say it was the teacher. That teacher introduced me to other cool writing teachers and soon I couldn't see the point of sticking with Biology. It was too good.
      I was so excited about writing at the time, I wrote a cyber-punk novel just for fun.
      The other thing was the classmates in the English department. It was such a breath of fresh air after being in Biology. For one, it was like seventy percent women. So literally it was a breath of fresh air. Not only that, but it was all women who were more interested in art than money. Yum. Can't beat that kind of environment. I wouldn't have missed it for the world. You can go back and get multiple master's degrees later. As an undergrad you can't beat English and every other dicipline needs writing skills badly.
      But as you point out, the important thing is the people. If it doesn't feel right then it probably isn't.

    6. Re:I am also wondering how this got on Slashdot. by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I sympathize with your experience. My A.P. Literature teacher in high school was inscrutable. Now, understand, as I've grown older, I've come to recognize that I am a good writer. What I have discovered is that I have a phenomenal command of the language and a very poor ability to direct my writing at a particular audience. In APLit, I was constantly plagued by less-than-perfect scores. Furthermore, a friend of mine in the class consistently one-up'd me. If he scored a five (scale: 1-5), I'd get a four. If he got a four, I'd get a three-point-five. I went through that entire class believing that my writing skill was actually inferiour to his. It was only after the A.P. exam, on which I scored a five and he scored a four, that I realized that our marks were almost certainly the result of the teacher's bias. In retrospect, this is almost painfully obvious. My approach to literary interpretation and writing may be described politely as "iconoclastic." My teacher was a moderate writer/reader with conservative leanings. Naturally, my persistent rejection of literary authority caused us to butt heads. On the other hand, my friend, who was more inclined to toe the line, always received good marks. I suppose I can only be grateful that the marks on the papers did not actually translate into letter grades or I would have done quite poorly in that class. On some level, the teacher must have realized that my writing was effective, even if it did rub her the wrong way.

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  22. The English Class Ruined the Essay by twifosp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think that the essay rules ruined the essay.

    In school we focus on the rules, in terms of how an essay should be structured, and what it should contain.

    Rules like spelling and grammar ARE important, but not as important as the content. I'd rather read an easy by a brilliant person with English as a second langauge, who doesn't write very well, opposed to an essay written perfectly by a random bloke.

    This is where the English class ruined the essay. It was graded on those rules, and seldom on content.

    They should focus on free thinking, creative writing, as much, if not more than the structure.

    1. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by jared9900 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's largely because the essay in English class was to exercise grammar and vocabulary (which includes spelling btw). It is nice to read essays with good content, but if the grammar, use of terms and spelling are horribly incorrect then it's completely useless to most readers.

    2. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by Ansonmont · · Score: 1

      Maybe. I taught English Composition at Southern Vermont College for a year, and I tried to allow my students to grab onto a topic and really explore it. However, for someone to really convey their ideas well they need to present them in as straightforward a manner as possible. Writing without lots of grammatical, spelling or mechanical mistakes is easier to understand than poorly contructed prose.

      Anyway, presentation is not a substitute for substance, but it sure makes it easier to wade through. Not every email or post I make to Slashdot is error free, but I DO know how to write with minimal errors and you really should know the rules before you decide to ignore or break them.

      For bonus fun, find the errors in the above text!

    3. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by thegrue76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except form and content are intimately entwined. A truly perfect piece of writing will not only be formally precise but intellectually stimulating. You can have all the brilliant ideas you want, but if you can't express them in a clear, engaging manner, you've got a handful of roubles in a world of American vending machines: your currency ain't gonna get you a Mountain Dew. And yes, sure, clear writing without interesting thought contained within it is pretty worthless, but. I guess the point is: you can't separate the two.

      While it's true that form might be taught more vigorously than content in schools, there's good reason for it; many students still need to grasp the formal rules of good writing. That, and it's so much harder to teach someone to think creatively than it is to teach them to write clearly. I guess it might be like composing music: you can learn what all the notes on the staff "are," but making them work to create music is something else entirely. Let alone, getting those notes to create truly original, creative, exciting, enticing, whatever music.

    4. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by twifosp · · Score: 1

      You make a good point and it reminded me of the "structured language" = conscienceness thought debate.

      I realize those devices are neccesary, but my original intent is to say that they are over emphasized in school. Which in turn gives a negative impression to some students.

      Creative writing teaches brainstorming an outline before you write. Come up with your idea and/or point. Introduce it in a manner that the audience will identify with. Offer the points, and counterpoint, and why your point is better than the counter point. As a bonus, it'd also be nice to include some factual data with your point.

      This is where I think teaching should focus FIRST. I agree with you 100%, both are neccesary. My org. post was to offer a theory on why the essay has a negative context to it for some people. There is no language without rules, and there is no communication without language.

    5. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Well, there are two problems addressed by an English class. The first is "How do I write?" The second is "What do I write about?"

      Your assertion that merely teaching the first is a disservice is completely valid. However, it is far better to have students writing boring, but cogent works rather than an exciting mess. For one thing, many students are already good at writing interesting crud. For another, it's extremely difficult to teach creativity. Creativity is learned almost through osmosis...it is a function of how we process our experiences and other peoples' descriptions of them. As such, it's, well, complicated. The dumb rules of Hypotheses -- Three Strong Points -- Conclusion are pretty easy. Creativity, at least at the secondary level, is best suited to image poems, narratives and fiction, where the elements of style are more easily laid out.

      Incidentally, people most definitely do teach creative essay writing, but generally at a college level. It takes years of practice in reading to understand what makes a good essay, and without this knowledge it's extremely difficult to write a good essay. Plus, if you're not into essays, even interesting ones like A Modest Proposal or The Rights of Man will seem dreadfully boring. Best to keep them out of the hands of the unskilled, lest they swear off literature for good.

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    6. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by Mateito · · Score: 1
      For bonus fun, find the errors in the above text!

      The only obvious errors are your use of commas, but I believe that the comma rules are different between British and American english, thus the following may not apply:

      • for a year, and I tried to
      • for substance, but it sure
      • error free, but I DO

      In strict British grammar there should never be a comma before a conjunction. The conjunction itself joins the clauses (whether there is a spoken pause or not) and thus the comma is redundant.

      for someone to really convey their ideas well they need

      Here you need a comma after "well" to separate the two clauses as "they" is not a conjunction. Also, they need should be "they would need" as you are occupying the subjuctive mood and the conditionality needs to be stated.

    7. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by phliar · · Score: 1
      ... it reminded me of the "structured language" = conscienceness thought debate.
      What do you mean by "conscienceness"? I couldn't figure out if you meant "conscience" or "conciseness" -- reading the rest of your message I'd guess "conciseness" but I'm not completely sure. What would "conciseness thought debate" mean? Which are the devices you say are necessary but over-emphasized -- "structured language" and "conciseness"? Conciseness of "thought debate", or conciseness through debate? Or a debate on structured language and conciseness of thought?

      People often say "Oh, who cares about grammar and spelling, the point is to communicate." They don't seem to appreciate that with poor spelling and grammar the meaning is diluted or lost. I'm sure I'm not alone in being quicker to abandon a hard to understand message than one that's easy to read.

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    8. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by maw · · Score: 1
      for someone to really convey their ideas well they need

      Here you need a comma after "well" to separate the two clauses as "they" is not a conjunction. Also, they need should be "they would need" as you are occupying the subjuctive mood and the conditionality needs to be stated.

      Using "they" is incorrect, although very common.

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    9. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1
      I think spelling and grammar are emphasized just about the right amount in English classes; maybe not quite enough actually. When I got into college and started grading other peoples' essays, I was appalled at the bad grammar even in essays getting Bs from professors. Of course, I've had different English classes than you.

      But I do agree that essay rules ruin the essay: the *#@&% page requirements ruin essays. They teach that verbosity is more important than thought, that multiple pages are required to communicate a single simple point, and that tricks such as BSing or over-quoting make better papers.

      Throughout high school and college I was frustrated by page requirements because I am a concise writer. I would labor over papers for hours, turn them in two pages too short, and have them returned with comments like "you make good points" and "your writing is very clear" because my essays weren't filled with BS to pad the page lengths; however, I would get marked down for not having enough pages. As if that was the point of the essay.

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    10. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by Mateito · · Score: 1

      True. Ya' got me.

      This is the problem brought in my the "de-genderization" of the language.

      "They" is used as a non-gender specific singular personal pronoun to substitute for "he" or "she". While being easier to read than "he/she" or "(s)he", you are spot on when stating that it is technically incorrect as it doesn't preserve the plurality (?) from the first clause.

      I'm open to suggestions for substitutes. "It" is impersonal by definition, electing either "he" causes political problems even though this is technically correct when describing somebody of unknown gender.

      Another approach is to rewrite the second clause in the passive voice:

      "For someone to really convey their ideals well, a blah blah would be needed". Yucky.

    11. Re:The English Class Ruined the Essay by maw · · Score: 1
      There are several choices. One is to just use "he" anyway. Another is to alternate between "he" and "she".

      I usually just use "he"; sexism is an issue of attitude and behavior, not linguistics.

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  23. Where's Arc, Paul? by GCP · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I enjoy reading Paul's various works, but I'd sure rather have Arc.

    After generating considerable excitement about Arc, a lot of discussion, and frequent updates to his Arc website, Paul simply went silent regarding Arc.

    Yes, it's true that he'll attend conferences to give keynotes. He'll be billed as the guy behind Arc, but then his talk won't so much as give a status report.

    Some have lamented that he has appparently chosen to take the cathedral approach instead of the bazaar with Arc, but I don't see any signs of a cathedral, either. For a language to stand some chance of success these days, it needs a lively developer community. I see no signs that Paul is even interested in hearing from anyone else, much less soliciting help. For the guy who built Yahoo Stores, putting up a discussion board for Arc discussion wouldn't be much of a challenge, but he's never done so.

    His site claims to solicit ideas, but that site has been a "cobweb site" for years now. The page on which he was collecting ideas stopped being updated a few weeks after it opened and hasn't been updated for years.

    I'd love to have something like Arc. So would a lot of people. It looks as though Paul has lost interest but doesn't want to say so.

    Instead, we get interesting essays, which is admittedly more that I deserve, but still less that a lot of us were hoping for.

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    1. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he just realized that lisp sucks. ;)

    2. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Half the design is up there. Why doesn't somebody finish that and write the language?

    3. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by Crag · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's waiting for Parrot to be done so he can host the first version on that?

      I find the Parrot (perl6 vm) family of languages far more promising anyway. Arc is interesting in the same way Paul's essays are interesting: they get me thinking about things I like to think about. Then I go do something else.

      Now I'm going to go do something else.

    4. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by Crag · · Score: 1

      Bah. I checked the Arc FAQ, and it explicitly states they want nothing to do with Parrot.

      Oh well.

    5. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      For a language to stand some chance of success these days, it needs a lively developer community.

      Never mind that, it needs to exist first!

    6. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parrot is uninteresting. Some lispers are more interested in LLVM, or at least the ideas behind it (infinite register set, single static assignment). But most lisps compile to native code anyway - in the lisp world, distribution as source has always been the norm, so s-expressions ARE our "byte code" (though obviously not actual byte code...).

    7. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Rand encourages us to focus on what we are good at. Unfortunately she ignored the advice herself and focussed on writing fiction. But it's still a good point. Arc may turn out to be good, and I'm a quarter of the way through Graham's first lisp book in anticipation of having to learn this new functional language. I want it too. But I believe that his essays are amongst the most insightful comments I have read from commentators of our time and if it's a choice between arc and essays I'd much rather have the latter.

      I laughed out loud at your opening line though :)

      AC because I'm ashamed to feel like a disciple.

    8. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by GCP · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's part of the problem. Paul has a great reputation as an expert in Lisp. He has stated that he is in the middle of building Arc, with all sorts of improvements that many of us want.

      --His stated goals for Arc closely match what many of us want, including those that overcome both the shortcomings in non-Lisp languages and in all current Lisps

      --He has the technical knowledge of Lisp, including what has and hasn't worked out in practice

      --He has the practical experience of creating a large, successful software project using Lisp

      --He has the financial resources to do it without need to find corporate sponsors

      --He would appear to have the time

      --He has the reputation around which to form both a solid team of technical contributors and a passionate community of users

      --And he appeared, at least, to have the passion and committment to doing it

      With that to contend with, who is going to risk making a big committment of time and resources to starting another Arc with the knowledge that the real Arc could be released at any time?

      The only parties I can think of would be large corporations who could put a lot more resources into it than Graham and could own and control the results, but I don't see any that would be interested.

      If Graham would give us an update on his plans, it might break the stalemate. If he's not interested, he could say so, making it less risky for others to attempt. He could even post his design notes to help.

      If he's still interested, I can't help thinking that Arc would end up better if its design decisions were discussed publicly for a while before it's "too late to change it now". No matter how much of an expert he is, there are those with even more expertise in each of the thousands of little specialty areas that a good, modern, general-purpose language ought to handle well.

      No experienced developer is going to blame another one for eventually deciding to drop an exciting project that ended up being too time-consuming. But since we don't know what the story is with Arc, and he has posted "don't even ask for a status report", he has blocked both attempts to help him and attempts to compete with him. Ironically, this approach has ended up "FUDding" the New Lisp market with a vaporware campaign that Microsoft would be proud of.

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      "Those who have never entered upon scientific pursuits know not a tithe of the poetry by which they are surrounded."
    9. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by bugbear · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I did talk about what I was up to with Arc at the Lisp conference last summer. I just didn't put that talk online. What I've been doing most recently is working on growing the language from the smallest set of axioms I can, and continuing all the way through stuff like data types and I/O instead of stopping where McCarthy did.

      The main reason I don't talk much about Arc's status is because I don't want to feel like I have some kind of deadline I have to meet. The world has waited 45 years for a really good Lisp implementation. It's not going to make any difference if we have to wait 2 or even 10 more.

    10. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by bugbear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A language doesn't have to be Arc to be the new Lisp. There are a bunch of new Lisp dialects being developed at the moment, most notably Goo.

    11. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by GCP · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't help thinking that it would end up a better language if you employed your "thinking out loud" essay technique in which people could respond to you and then to one another with ideas that you would study before making the final decisions.

      It seems to me that a multipartite (written) discussion forum is the natural extension of an essay by an individual writer when it comes to "searching for truth".

      But with Arc you seem to be talking to yourself, which you decry in your essay on essays as likely to lead to the petering out of a project. That or talking to a select handful of colleagues whose opinions you probably trust because they're so similar to your own, which is not so different from talking to yourself.

      If you want interesting surprises, why not open the discussion to people who care about things that you and your friends might not have put much thought into?

      What are the security implications of your design ideas? Some people don't care about dynamic vs. static typing per se but care a lot about the security issues, some of which might be impacted by this decision. Is there some relatively minor issue that might hamstring automatic decomposition into massive parallelism that you could change now but not later? Are there text models that would dramatically improve your chances of ending up with powerful text processing libraries? And what text model would be most likely to survive the radical changes in computer architectures that we will see over the next century?

      You say the world has waited for 45 years for a good Lisp, and you're correct in the sense you intended, but in another sense, of course, the world hasn't waited for Lisp at all. It has left it behind and built up massive ecosystems around its competitors. Those ecosystems are relentlessly growing and create a moving target for what a language is expected to have if it is to be a contender.

      Any really successful Lisp will need a lot of time after release to build up such an ecosystem, and the longer it takes to release it, the longer it will take *after* release to become a contender. I think it *will* make a difference whether it is released in 2 years or 10, though even if I'm right, you aren't obligated to do anything about it, of course.

      It just seems to me that you'd have a better chance of creating a better overall language if you had an open discussion of the design while change is still easy. You might even get things done sooner by delegating more of the implementation of everything from design comparison prototypes to docs.

      --
      "Those who have never entered upon scientific pursuits know not a tithe of the poetry by which they are surrounded."
    12. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by bugbear · · Score: 1

      I *am* using the same approach with Arc as I do with essays. I talk over ideas with a small group of friends-- in fact, much the same group of friends.

      I don't worry about other languages. Did all the ecosystem that grew up around Cobol make any difference?

      For "other languages" to be a threat to Lisp, they'd have to become Lisp. I mean this quite literally. What use is a programming language without macros? And how could a language have macros without turning into Lisp? You'd have to invent the programming language equivalent of late Ptolemaic astronomy to do that.

    13. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... how about selling Arc t-shirts in the meantime? :-) :-)

    14. Re:Where's Arc, Paul? by bluFox · · Score: 1
      Hi Paul,
      I would point you to these two links as an answer to your question.

      perl macros
      Other things they are thinking about

      but I do not think that they are going to make another lisp or scheme. They are writing perl and the perl6 language feels very different from scheme or lisp programs.

      On the approach of perl6 to language design, I find the approach taken in apocalypses and exegesis to be quite good in explaining what they are thinking about and what they want to implement, and are on par with the essays and responses that you have archieved on your site. They too are taking the slow road to implementation, with emphasis on each and every aspect of the language, from VM to syntax.

      While groups like ll1 and langsmiths have quite interesting languages, most of them do not provide a consistent and integrated approach to all problems, (most explores some interesting ideas to the limit, but does not look at other aspects or is founded on a consistant approach.)
      I do not see many interesting new ideas in the common-lisp world, or in the scheme world. (the RnRS process seems to be dead for some time.) and the language you mentioned (Goo) does not seem to offer the kind of ideas that you look for in a next generation language.

      From what I know, Arc, and perl6 seems to be the only? initiatives that promices to go forward on implementing a better general purpose language and Arc is the only one from the lisp family, and that is the reason for many of us are anxious to know more about Arc.

      My gut feeling is that you may not have to worry about the ecosystem that has grown around current successful languages, but rather, about the people that you want to reach with your language, and if languages like perl are able to claim all the features that we claim to be what makes lisp different, then you might as well expect a lesser mindshare in the target group.

      (I believe that it is not just these features alone that makes lisp what it is but the whole language, the way it is designed, the freedom it gives, and the way you can think in it, etc. but you still need to advance and you still need to attract the people who will be able to appreciate it, and adding all the features that you have outlined in you essays (including macros) to perl or python for that matter, wont make them lisp. (it may make them better languages, but not lisp.))

      -I think you are going to find perl6 targeted towards the same segment of people that Arc is targeted to-


      I would really like to see some articles on what you have implemented in Arc, and why they were done so, or what you are thinking would be nice to do, I request this because it gives us a better and deeper understanding of many facets of the language on following through the discussions or articles that details why some thing was done a particular way. It makes the language a lot more transparent and a lot less imposing if I can find some discussions or articles on the approach taken.
      you do not have to think of it as a dead line but more as an ongoing discussion or a philosophical argument if that will help it.

      --
      ~561
  24. His question about Humor. by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In the essay he asked why we find misfortune funny.

    I like Heinlein's answer to that question: "We laugh because it hurts to much to cry.".

    Basically Heinlein was of the opinion (and I agree) that it is ONLY misfortune that we find funny. That the laugh, the joke etc. are coping mechanisms we have developed to let us deal with bad things.

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    excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
    1. Re:His question about Humor. by kafka93 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where is the "misfortune" in, say, a good bad pun? In any number of Monty Python jokes, for those so inclined -- or, better yet, in half the League of Gentlemen sketches (which certainly do eke humour from other emotions, but rarely from a sense of misfortune)?

      Q: What's brown and sticky?
      A: A stick.

      Not everything is a "coping mechanism for dealing with bad things". Cheer up.

    2. Re:His question about Humor. by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1
      "We laugh because it hurts to much to cry." - R.A.H

      I was going to make a snide remark about how this could possibly be, when people seek out humor because it is so much fun.

      But then I thought, wait a minute, we all have (to one degree or another) a mechanism to feel bad if we see someone in pain. Perhaps, the reaction of finding something funny and laughing about it is an alternate mode for the brain to follow, to avoid going to deep into the feeling-bad mode inappropriately.

      Or maybe laughing is the brain's way of rebooting (or resetting or recalibrating) the empathy circuit - so you don't keep feeling worse and worse as you find more and more pain around you.

      --
      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" -- HST
    3. Re:His question about Humor. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Not sure how effectively I can answer that question, but I will try.

      That is an example of an "Ha Ha, you overthought the question." joke. The reason it is funny is that the person trying to answer the question supposedly can not answer the question.

      It is making fun of the supposed person for their inability (misfortune) to come up with such a simple answer.

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      excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
    4. Re:His question about Humor. by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Basically Heinlein was of the opinion (and I agree) that it is ONLY misfortune that we find funny."

      I disagree about the only. I think there are two parts to humor, misfortune and puns. As I paraphrase from the 2000-year-old man, "A hangnail for me is a tragedy. If you fall down a manhole, now that's comedy!" But there are also linguistic jokes that don't necessarily involve tragedy, yet people still find them funny.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    5. Re:His question about Humor. by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Given how attrocious most puns are, the misfortune is hearing them. They really aren't usually very punny.

      Get it? Punny is like funny for puns!

      See my point?

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    6. Re:His question about Humor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That still doesn't explain puns, though.

    7. Re:His question about Humor. by tool462 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, and from what I have read of those who have studied humor (talk about sucking the fun out of something), humor is about getting the brain to expect one thing, then giving it another.

      Puns play on this in a linguistic sense (i.e., the brown-and-sticky joke another poster made. We parse "sticky" the usual way, then the punchline forces us to go back to make sense of it and reparse it as "stick-y" or stick-like.) Jokes about other's misfortunes (including slap-stick) play on it in an emotional sense. That is why the way the joke is told is so important. If the teller doesn't do an adequate job of leading the audience to expect a particular situation, then the punchline won't carry its full force.

      Paul Graham was spot-on in that people like to be suprised. It is the essence of humor.

    8. Re:His question about Humor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the misfortune of the person groaning when hearing it?

      "It's better than bad, it's good!"

    9. Re:His question about Humor. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      Puns could be considerd "he said the wrong word" jokes. Making a mistake is misfortune.

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      excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
  25. essays place in history by dirvish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Makes me wonder if people will look back hundreds of years from now and wonder... 'What the hell were they thinking writing in that horrible format?' Kinda like I do now with some of the weird medieval writing styles. I wonder if English teachers ever reflect on sort of things before they make their students write yet another essay.

  26. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by UserGoogol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Firstly, Paul Graham is both a geek and a nerd. But more importantly, in its purest form, nerd-dom is nothing more than socially maladjusted intellectualism. His essay is talking about how essays are a great way to think about ideas. Therefore, his essay is nerdy, therefore, it's appropriate to talk about it on Slashdot.

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  27. Paul Graham channels Andy Rooney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "I write down things that surprise me in notebooks. I never actually get around to reading them and using what I've written, but I do tend to reproduce the same thoughts later. So the main value of notebooks may be what writing things down leaves in your head."

  28. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

    It's relevant to slashdot because it's something interesting and somewhat geeky. It's explaining why English class sucks and why it should suck. Something that geeks have always thought. Can you think of any other mandatory high school course that was less geek friendly than 'English'? It would be way more bearable if it wasn't so focused solely on ancient English literature. You seriously don't 'learn' anything from Shakespeare, at least from reading one work every year in high school that can be devoted to more meaningful, relevant, and modern works.

  29. Good for you! ;-) by PaulBu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a degree in English Literature. When I took my first job in IT, my boss told me that most IT people were an inch wide and a mile deep.

    In this case you surely have read this essay, but if not -- you'll enjoy it! ;-)

    To quite its epigraph: If there's nothing different about UNIX people, how come so many were liberal-arts majors?
    It's the love of words that makes UNIX stand out.


    Paul B.

    1. Re:Good for you! ;-) by kahei · · Score: 1


      Every field has people who feel the need to pat themeselves on the back for being an elite. It's not _just_ unix.

      --
      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
  30. One word by jdcook · · Score: 1

    teh

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    1. Re:One word by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh so true. That seems to be my number one typo when I don't preview. :-)

      Common inversions aside, I tend to quit reading mangled text much faster than I quit reading well written text. In IMs brb is fine as I more "hear" than see the text. In forums like this, however, I tend to appriciate (and reward with more "eye-time") well written text.
      -nB

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  31. Having a Degree in English by techsoldaten · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having a degree in English literature, it is always strange to see the odd relationship technology people have with the written word.

    This essay reads like one of a hundred handouts I received in Intro to Lit classes. It makes the argument that you must make an argument, that there is structure to any argument, and that there is a historical tradition behind how an essay is constructed.

    There is an analagous relationship between the art of writing an essay and the discipline of an engineering discipline (in my case, constructing software). In both cases, there is a desire for internal consistency, overall clarity and optimal design. Structure tends to consist of a series of discreet statements put together so that the order has an affect on the overall outcome of the project.

    Many of the engineers and programmers I work with would be baffled to know this. For them, writing is a series of consise, actionable statements scribbled on sticky pads or in the margin of documents. They tend to think in terms of how something that is said contributes towards a goal rather than what it means or how it was stated. The idea that there is structure to how arguments are presented, that there are logical and rhetorical devices used in the same way as control structures in programming languages is lost on them. Which is a shame, because soem of the best engineers I know would be excellent essayists were they to write down their thoughts.

    M

    1. Re:Having a Degree in English by kafka93 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the distinction you make between "how [the way in which] something is said contributes towards a goal" and "what it means or how it was stated".. surely these are usually one and the same thing, for the novellist as for the technical writer?

      That the mechanisms good writers use in creating prose may be subconscious and automatic doesn't mean that those mechanisms don't exist.. I'd say that the best writers are often those with the firmest grasp of their medium, and I don't hold much stock in those who believe that "what you have to say" is more important than--or even especially distinct from--"how you say it".

      At any rate, I suspect that we're in agreement here.. but it seems that "a series of concise, actionable statements" isn't necessarily a long way away from what can be considered literature -- especially if we consider Robbe-Grillet.. :)

    2. Re:Having a Degree in English by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      "They tend to think in terms of how something that is said contributes towards a goal rather than what it means or how it was stated." What I mean here is that there are nuances and subtleties to language that are meant to communicate more about the subject than a precise interpretation would reveal. Engineers tend to have problems with this, and even with the idea such subtleties exist.

      I would actually disagree that literature is closely related to actionable statements, personally I believe great literature is an appeal intended to provoke an emotional response to the project's core themes. While there are plenty of examples of literature intended to instigate change, the majority of works I have read explain things nothing can be done about, i.e. the nature of man, love, etc.

      M

    3. Re:Having a Degree in English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Structure tends to consist of a series of discreet statements put together so that the order has an affect on the overall outcome of the project."

      I'd like to point out that you, having a degree in English literature, probably intended to use "discrete" instead of "discreet".

    4. Re:Having a Degree in English by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      This ain't an essay, and I ain't wearing my proofin' pants.

      M

    5. Re:Having a Degree in English by Ruie · · Score: 1
      I would actually venture to disagree with you.

      I am not certain whether you had any programming experience, but, in case you had, reading the code of complete program is not always the easiest way to understanding it.

      Often, reading something else (like formatted output or sample input files) helps a lot more.

      In other words, what you see as a good essay is a collection of sentences distilled in such a way as to produce a controlled response in the reader.

      What I value is the ability to understand what the writer had on his mind. For that, I want to get at the materials used to prepare the essay or at least to be able to reconstruct the train of thought from it. I want to get to the Source for the source.

      From this point of view, modifying the essay to make its point to appear more valid is actually a wrong thing to do because it aims to cloud the understanding between the writer and the reader - a perfectly fine goal indeed for a lawyer, but not something desirable for a practitioner of science.

    6. Re:Having a Degree in English by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, understanding a system often comes from seeing the intended inputs and outputs then piecing together what it is supposed to do. I imagine some people read that way, skimming over what the author is saying, trying to get the jist of it then going back over the details.

      When I took the LSATs, that is exactly what we were advised to do. Read the question, understand how we are supposed to answer a specific question, then tear into the argument presented looking for the correct answer.

      I am a structured reader. I read the opinion section of several newspapers every day and always try to understand the structure of the argument in order to glean the meaning the author is trying to convey. In many cases, I am able to find holes in what someone is saying which helps me decide whether or not I agree with them. Occasionally I skim over an article, trying to find the relevant sections to decide whether or not it is worth my time.

      But understanding what is on an author's mind is not really an easy thing to do, and often looking at the way an author presents ideas is key to finding out what he or she is trying to do.

      M

    7. Re:Having a Degree in English by Riktov · · Score: 1

      Structure tends to consist of a series of discreet statements put together so that the order has an affect on the overall outcome of the project.

      (my emphasis)

      And you're an engineer with a degree in English? Ouch!

    8. Re:Having a Degree in English by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      Um... huh?

      M

    9. Re:Having a Degree in English by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      Discrete

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    10. Re:Having a Degree in English by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is Slashdot. I don't need to spell check anything.

      Besides, discreet is a word too: http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie= UTF-8&oi=defmore&q=define:discreet

      M

    11. Re:Having a Degree in English by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      You were wondering. I tried to explain. Discreet is a word too, yes, but so is glue - it doesn't mean i can use it in place of discrete.

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  32. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think there are a couple of good reasons to study ancient literature:

    1.) To foster an appreciation for literature as a whole by looking at its history. Many modern works of literature contain references to earlier works, and are often directly inspired by them.

    2.) The idea is to teach students how to analyze literature in general. The hope is that you will take the skills you learned analyzing Shakespeare and apply them to other works.

    3.) When teaching analysis, it's a lot easier if you're teaching a text that has been analyzed thousands of times by thousands of other people already. It makes it less likely people will think you're just making stuff up if many others throughout history support your analysis.

    In essence, the point of learning Shakespeare is not solely to learn Shakespeare, but to learn skills of analysis that will serve you in many aspects of your life. A large part of learning is simply learning how to learn.

  33. Should We Call The Police? by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1
    These days, I would imagine that if a student wrote an essay about Hitler being a hero, the school would go nuts, realize that they have to call the parents, inform the principle, call the police?

    We live in very oppresive times - believe the right thing, or else!

    --
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" -- HST
    1. Re:Should We Call The Police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think The Police would like an essay that calls Reagan a hero either.

      Mr. Reagan says 'We will protect you'
      I don't subscribe to this point of view
      Believe me when I say to you
      I hope the Russians love their children too
  34. Speak for yourself by ShatteredDream · · Score: 1

    I frequently make use of dictionary.com when I write on my blog. Almost every one of my spelling mistakes comes from typing faster than my brain can translate abstract concepts into English, which is why we have proofreading.

    I will agree with you that the ones modded down can be the most interesting. I personally find moderation systems to be nothing more than "democratic censorship." It is amusing how we howl at the government for deciding what opinions should be heard, but so few really care that many discussion forums like slashdot and freerepublic.com are some of the worst censors online.

    What worries me is that we take this attitude over into our politics. We think it's ok to mod down an idea we think is really stupid, which is the equivalent of screaming shut up and trying to take away the microphone from a speaker. I just worry sometimes that eventually people will be accustomed to this attitude and want the government to really start acting like this.

    But then at least slashdot is nowhere near as bad as some of the political forums like freerepublic, where posting an article from a locally (as in local to the site) controversial writer can get you banned. I have been banned numerous times for posting articles that made them think. There is a basically an official censor who trolls around and arbitrarily tells people to "pipe down" or "knock it off" and if he/she/it (such a ball-less individual is probably a eunic or hermaphrodite) doesn't like your post, bye bye to your account.

    It's private censorship, but it is still censorship. It may not be protected by the first amendment, but if we respect the first amendment then we should err on the side of letting people troll than risk silencing them.

    1. Re:Speak for yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's private censorship, but it is still censorship. It may not be protected by the first amendment, but if we respect the first amendment then we should err on the side of letting people troll than risk silencing them.

      No. People have (or should have) a right to private life, and that means they should have a right to retreat to places where their thinking won't be challenged. You can't make someone think against their will; going into partisan groups and arguing for the opposite opinion is both rude and counterproductive. You will not enlighten creationists by posting excerpts from Dawkins to their newsgroups, and it is not an abridgement of your right to free speech - neither legally nor morally - for them to refuse to permit you to do so.

    2. Re:Speak for yourself by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I frequently make use of dictionary.com when I write on my blog. Almost every one of my spelling mistakes comes from typing faster than my brain can translate abstract concepts into English, which is why we have proofreading.

      There is a significant difference between typos made because you are typing too fast (or thinking faster than you can type) and the typical blog/WWW errors like using 'your' instead of 'you're', 'it's' instead of 'its', their/there/they're, etc. A dictionary won't help with those because the error is fundamental (using the wrong word) rather than semantic (right word, wrong spelling). These errors are, IMHO, a result of too much TV and not enough reading (of properly authored material).

      Heck, it only takes five minutes of trawling through /. to see the number of errors like those I described above being made. It's almost at the point now where I'm surprised to see 'you're' used _at all_.

    3. Re:Speak for yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...the typical blog/WWW errors like using 'your' instead of 'you're', 'it's' instead of 'its', their/there/they're, etc.
      When I'm going fast, especially when writing on a complex topic, my typing becomes less discriminating of homophones--more phonetic. This does not reflect a lack of reading or knowledge, but rather that my mental bandwidth has been allocated to thought rather than recall. I've a friend who spells well longhand, presumably because it's slow and gives his brain a chance to work, but is a spelling disaster on the keyboard.
  35. Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One might have made an honest mistake of seing Hitler as a hero, let's say, until 1939. But after that?

    1. Re:Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on whether you like Jews, I guess. Lots of people still don't, and at the time they did seem to control most of europe's banking (not surprisingly, since dumbass christians made charging interest a sin and thus basically handed them the industry in the middle ages...).

      And it's not like the german states exactly adored their neighbours in France, for example, so e.g. french-haters might have regarded him as a hero for a bit longer too - maybe that's easier for an american to understand given the "freedom fries" fiasco...

    2. Re:Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really does not matter, whether you like or not Jews when it comes to judge Hitler.

      It does not really matter who controlled Europe's banking, either (which was not a homogenious system, anyway).

      Hitler had no problem to destroy the "bank controlling Jews" side by side with the homeless, pennyless gypsies, with Christian liberals, or soldiers, opposing his views, just to name a few.

      It did not matter whether they were sent to death from France, Poland, Hungary Austria or Germany.

    3. Re:Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One might have made an honest mistake of seing Hitler as a hero, let's say, until 1939. But after that?

      I don't know about the hero thing, but Stalin did remain allied with Nazi Germany at that time, and they shared the spoils of Eastern Europe. Amazingly, the USSR was almost totally unprepared when the Germans broke the alliance in mid-1941. Since the Red Army won in the end, people sometimes overlook what a shocking and disastrous blunder that really was.

    4. Re:Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hardly surprizing, though...

      Historical fact, that after Hitler got the power, one of their first step was to abondon political parties. The Nazi party did not take former members of any other parties, except from the Communist party. Both parties shared the idea of totalitarianism, and disrespect for individual rights.
      Stalin made the pactum with the Germans, after England did not show any sign of co-operation against Germany. The USSR was buying time - they probably never thought that they, as a Slavic country could really fit in the future Arian Nation.

  36. Great Essayists use Python by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every great essayist I know, given a choice only writes essays in Python. English is for the common peasant, yes you can write an essay in it but it will be crap. Great essayists are far more productive when they use Python and if you advertise the fact you are writing in Python the standard of essayists you get will be much higher.

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    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
  37. The Essay format by Mateito · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My fiancee is currently writing in the essay format, but she's a non-native english speaker who is preparing to take a TOEFL test.

    Basic essay format is 5 paragraphs: Introduction, 3 paragraphs with supporting points, conclusion. Each paragraph has rules, so essentially you don't need to think about structure when writing an essay.

    As a result, its stilted and hard to read.

    Essays are a very very basic overly structured way to introduce writing skills. They are probably appropriate for people new to stringing more a few sentences together... such as non-native speakers and 10 year olds.

    However, I've come across university professors who want assignments submitted in "strict essay format". I think this is more a sign of laziness on their behalf (read the introduction and the conclusion and briefly check that the intervening points see vaguely reasonable) than something that promotes good writing. At University level, taking one point of view and defending it blindly should be the exception, rather than the rule. At this stage one should be able to see that there are very few "black and whites", and appreciate the shades of grey and spectrums of colour.

    Np, I'm not writing a fucking conclusion.

    1. Re:The Essay format by ummit · · Score: 1
      Basic essay format is 5 paragraphs: Introduction, 3 paragraphs with supporting points, conclusion. Each paragraph has rules, so essentially you don't need to think about structure when writing an essay.

      And of course this is nonsense. There is no such thing as "the essay format". The definition of an essay is not structural, i.e., it's not the same as, say, the definition of haiku.

      I know, I know, a lot of people got the mistaken notion back in high school that an "essay" had to follow a certain format, and it's easy&fun to spot their writing today, as they laboriously bludgeon their ideas into those imaginary mandatory boxes, but that ain't essay writing, any more than gumby flower arranging is flower arranging.

    2. Re:The Essay format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was nicely concluded. I especially liked how it was concise while still grabbing the reader's attention to make him or her actually think about what you have written.

    3. Re:The Essay format by Mateito · · Score: 1
      And of course this is nonsense. There is no such thing as "the essay format".

      Bollocks.

      • www.google.com
      • "essay format"
      • I'm feeling lucky
      • Result

        The definition of an essay, at school level at least, is purely structural.

    4. Re:The Essay format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the 5 paragraph essay sucks and we all had to write it.
      However, it is good in that it makes you think about what goes into a convincing written work. You need to catch attention and give a general idea of the point. Then you need to develop your points, first by stating them one by one and then supporting them with evidence. Then it is always good to sum things up with a conclusion, especially if your essay is to convince someone of something. A conclusion provides the last word to latch on and remind you of the point is what people will remember.

      Any good piece of writing, technical or otherwise is giong to have the basic rules of a 5 paragraph essay, it just won't look like it. It is always good to learn the basics. Just like practicing scales on the piano.

    5. Re:The Essay format by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Did you read the line at the top of the link you posted?

      This is only one method of organizing an essay.

      Yes, the definition of a "Five paragraph essay" is purely structural, but that's not the definition of an "essay". The first word of the quote above is "This", not "There".

    6. Re:The Essay format by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1
      No, actually, that's a "five-paragraph theme", a tiny subset of essays. It is the most basic nontrivial (i.e. not-just-one-paragraph) persuasive essay form.


      Comparing the five-paragraph essay form to all essay writing is like comparing "do-sol-mi-do" to all music. In either case, you must generally master the simple form before you can dive into the more complex and interesting stuff.

    7. Re:The Essay format by Mateito · · Score: 1

      You've changed your argument.

      You clearly stated "there is no such thing as "The Essay Format".

      There is, it exists, teachers teach it, teachers are taught to teach it (trust me, my brother's an english teacher), kids learn it, and then have to "unlearn it" later.

    8. Re:The Essay format by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      You've changed your argument.

      Nope, not me. I'm a model of consistency.

      You clearly stated "there is no such thing as "The Essay Format".

      That would have been someone else. What I posted was a challenge to your statement that you had found it. What you found was clearly labelled as the "5 Paragraph Essay Format", not "The Essay Format", and it said that there were other possible formats.

      There is, it exists, teachers teach it, teachers are taught to teach it (trust me, my brother's an english teacher), kids learn it, and then have to "unlearn it" later.

      That may all be true, but the link you posted gives no support at all to that claim.

    9. Re:The Essay format by Mateito · · Score: 1
      That would have been someone else.

      Bugger, you're right.

      Let me wipe the bile off so I can throw it at the intended recipient.

  38. what a clown by BigGerman · · Score: 0
    >>> due to a series of historical accidents the teaching of writing has gotten mixed together with the study of literature.

    Accidents my azz! How else would you learn how to do something but by looking at how others did it before you? And, in case of writing, by studying how the great novels were written?
    Same, glance-over-something-I-dont-understand style of essay as his recent piece about Java and coolness.

    1. Re:what a clown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There's a difference between reading/studying the works and and assigning rote analysis of minutia in those readings. In other words, one can read "The Merchant of Venice" to get an example of the differing practices of Christians and Jews, what anti-semitism looks like, and how others deal with issues related to vengeance. On the other hand, writing an essay on whether or not Shylock was justified in his actions usually only serves to bore the student into hatred of Shakespeare. At the very least, it does little to enhance writing skills except perhaps in the persuasive form (which is covered in the essay). In addition, only in its most rarefied form could an essay legitimately compare the life experiences of the characters in MoV to our lives today.

      Studying biology in college allows one to work in fields related to biology. Studying literature today usually just prepares you for work analyzing pre- and early modern literary works. Much else a lit graduate takes to the working world is largely not given by the college but rather the fruits of personal initiative and curiousity.

      Ask someone with a degree in literature what they do for a living and I'm sure they will respond with something drastically different than "discussing Captain Ahab as a Christ figure."

      And if your thought is that this analyis is teaching students to think, you obviously haven't met a large number of students in the humanities today. The author of the essay about essays said it well in his essay "What You Can't Say": "...most physicists could, if necessary, make it through a PhD program in French literature, but few professors of French literature could make it through a PhD program in physics."

  39. Paul Graham is always right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hi, I'm Paul Graham.
    Here are a few rules:
    1. Everything I know is right
    2. Everything I do is right
    3. For responses to counter-arguments see #1 and #2.

    Sincerly,
    me.

    1. Re:Paul Graham is always right! by bugbear · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, you have something here, but not what you think. If I'm not sure of something, I don't publish it online.

      I spent about four days just researching the first English courses, and as I sit here writing this there is a nose-high stack of histories of various colleges on the desk next to me. So if I sound confident when writing about the topic, perhaps that's why.

      If you disagree with something I said, you'd be more convincing if you could provide a counterexample.

    2. Re:Paul Graham is always right! by kahei · · Score: 1


      Well, okay, I volunteer. The essays I had to write in high school did not conform to the format you give in the first paragraph, and they were not limited to English Lit (we wrote essays for history, biology and philosophy, at least). My experience was typical for the place and time, too, even if not for the students whose papers are on your desk. Counterexample. Thank you, you've been a lovely audience.

      There are also some curious 'floating opinions' -- you advise us not to study political history and don't say why not, and your own example (normans) seems to be political history.

      However, I don't dislike your essay. In fact I like it, and it makes at least two interesting points:

      1 -- The teaching of writing (and language in general) basically died out and what is left of it is carried out by the teachers of literature.

      2 -- The more you learn, the more you have a framework to which to attach more facts.

      Point 1, while attractive and worthy, isn't really true. If I want to find good writing, or to see good writing being taught, I'll look for good science and law teachers, or (if I'm very lucky) engineering and business teachers. Those are areas in which clarity of expression matters. By comparison, the output of the average Yet Another Jungian English Prof is usually fuzzy at best.

      This is a point which I would enlarge on at some length if I thought anyone gave a good gosh damn.

      --
      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
    3. Re:Paul Graham is always right! by bugbear · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that all essays in high school are written in that format. I just gave that example to take people's minds back to high school.

      As for political vs. social history, the rest of the paragraph does implicitly explain why I prefer the latter. It's social history that is the "data." Political history is just he-said-she-said.

      You're partly right about the Normans, I admit. That is kind of funny. On the other hand, that is the kind of political history that is practically social history, because it is about underlying social changes, and not just some general or pope who happened to be powerful at a certain time.

    4. Re:Paul Graham is always right! by kahei · · Score: 1


      The distinction between 'data' and 'he-said-she-said' strikes me as a non-obvious one. Presumably you just mean that you prefer the former to the latter.

      Offhand, I can't think of any political history that is _not_ connected to social history. I don't think the distinction is very useful, which no doubt is why you didn't follow it :)

      --
      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
  40. Concidental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...not ironic.

    It's a good thing that people like you are publishing essays considering your substantial knowledge of the English language. Note: This last statement is an example of ironic sarcasm.

    1. Re:Concidental by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Well it was a long day and I was tired when I posted. And as soon as I hit the submit button, I realized my error and just knew some smug jerk would be sure point it out. Thanks for not disappointing me.

      --
      Weaselmancer
      rediculous.
  41. What, exactly, did Paul Graham study? by NerveGas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Either he went to a pretty odd school, or he just never managed to walk outside of the English department.

    Essays that I wrote in school weren't just about things like symbolism in Dickins, they were intended to give the student the choice about where he wanted to go with his paper. They were on a wide range of topics, anything from the career of your choice to what economic methods you favored. I only recall one teacher that gave out essays on virtually pre-decided topics, and I recall hearing about one or two others.

    I even wrote a paper once on why monkeys should rule the world - and gave enough convincing arguments that I ended up getting a few bonus points, putting me at something like 104 of 100.

    Even in English class, we were sometimes given room to really explore what we wanted. One year in high school, while our textbook served for the grammer and rhetoric assignments, the great bulk of our actual literature reading was up to us: We could read just about whatever we wanted, but we had to read at least something like 1,000 or 2,000 pages per quarter, and we had to talk to the class about what we read, and what we saw in it. Some of the romance novels that the girls were reading were enough to make the teacher pretty uncomfortable in discussing in front of a high-school class, but he still allowed it.

    Even in grade school, you were assigned days on which you had to bring in a couple of newspaper stories on current events, and had to talk about them. Because nobody wanted to have a "repeat" of the news story before them, everybody tried to stay away from just the easy, front-page stories.

    The part that astounds me is that I didn't go to any great school - it was just a small school in a small hick-town. While I haven't exactly tried to turn this into a well-written essay, even what I thought was a very poor essay on my part on with my college admissions got me into the class where you pass it, and your English and writing requirements are completely satisfied.

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    1. Re:What, exactly, did Paul Graham study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I even wrote a paper once on why monkeys should rule the world - and gave enough convincing arguments that I ended up getting a few bonus points, putting me at something like 104 of 100.

      Point 1: "The leader of the free world" is one.

    2. Re:What, exactly, did Paul Graham study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the lower grade we were sometimes allowed to write about stuff we found interesting. But as we got older, the topics became more and more locked, ending up with "analyze this text, and write what the teacher believes the author meant when he wrote it". Low scores for those who didn't guess the teachers thoughts. Even lower for reading the story as written, instead of trying to get it to mean all kinds of bullshit.

  42. A huuuge difference between blogs and essays! by syrrys · · Score: 0

    *Most* blogs are messy, geek-type rants without a complete structure throughout the entire effort. Essays, on the other hand, are a means by which an educated individual, (now, pay attention to this part people) clearly states one's opinion on any given subject, while giving examples/proof to support one's opinion. Most bloggers are unable to do this. Why? Because there are no rules in blogging! As mentioned in the parent, spelling is most often hideously butchered, along with sentence structure and any semblance of source citation. Look up the definition of plagiarism! Maybe blogging is supposed to be a loose, free-form way of self expression, which is fine. But there must be rules with any type of writing. To quote Robert Frost, "I would as soon play tennis without a net as write free verse." So, if you play tennis without a net, are you even playing tennis anymore? Please keep in mind that this post should be taken as constructive criticism, and not a troll. As far as my examples of poorly written blogs, well, I don't want to single out anyone's blog, but you have all seen evidence of what I am speaking. An excellent exercise: Write a letter to someone! Use a pen and paper, no spell check, but a dictionary and/or thesaurus. You will be forced, at first, to reread what you have written several times to correct spelling, run-on sentences, etc. Eventually, you will want to reread and to rewrite because you will want to convey the perfect tone and voice upon which your words are carried. It is good to get back to basics; it reminds us how much we have been screwing up. Please, don't bother replying to my post if you are just goning to FLAME. Constructive criticism only, thank you. Otherwise, you are just blogging.

    --
    "Patience is not a virtue, it's a waste of time."
  43. Foreign-born speakers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been my experience that people who have learned English as a second language tend to be better at spelling and grammar than native speakers. This assumes of course that the non-native speaker has achieved fluency and is not fresh off the boat so to speak.

  44. And you know what?... by blunte · · Score: 1

    There's probably something surprising and interesting in that theory.

    It could be said that Python programmers are more likely to think outside the norm (which could be why they're Python programmers instead of Java programmers).

    If that's true, then it's probably also true that Python-programmer-written essays might introduce more useful and interesting topics than Java-programmer-written essays.

    Whether you prove it true or not isn't so important, as long as you develop the idea and follow the path. That's his point.

    --
    .sigs are for post^Hers.
  45. Intellectualism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But more importantly, in its purest form, nerd-dom is nothing more than socially maladjusted intellectualism.

    There's a word for "socially adjusted" intellectuals. We call them "posers". After all, any populist renderings of a subject sufficently complex to be worthy of study must needs become a vast oversimplification of the matter at hand.

    Furthermore, there are entire classes of people attempting to appear "intellectual" to be popular: parroting surface learning, but eschewing any real depth. They're socially adjusted in the extreme: they just don't really know anything of import. They can be found fluttering about universities of all sorts; the true intellectuals are hidden away in the research libraries, and look convincingly like "nerds". Perhaps there's a reason for that.
    --
    AC

    1. Re:Intellectualism by sanity_slipping · · Score: 1

      On the other hand we have people like Jared Diamond who write books to introduce scientific knowledge to everybody.

      Guns, Germs and Steel is a vast simplification of human history, but that does not make it any less of an incredibly informative and interesting text, nor does it mean that Jared Diamond failed to answer the question of why some societies succeed where others fail.

      --
      I can feel my sanity, beyond my reach and slipping...
  46. Not true by commodoresloat · · Score: 0
    You can write a great essay in English.

    As long as you write it using emacs.

  47. Incorrect Assumption by michael.teter · · Score: 1
    I don't see how having to use text as a communications medium could do anything but help spelling abilities
    You must be assuming that people know how to spell to begin with. Many people apparently don't know how to spell worth a darn. And unless a spell checker runs automatically, many people never bother to force a spell check. And as other people have mentioned, lazy internet typists have propogated annoying abbreviations for words. L8r!? Eeep that's horrid. Surely U agree w/ me. But you're right about one thing. We now see how horribly people spell (and write) because we're more easily able to see examples of their writing (thanks to blogs, emails, and instant messaging). MT
    --
    /Not for internal use/
  48. English by what!!!smd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As an English major I find this quite strange, I don't argue things that have little relevance to me. In some cases if I procrastinate I might end up writing something quite lame, though that will usually not recieve a very good grade, because it isn't any good. Usually though I try to find something in the text that I can connect to my life experiences or something of social importance. The mind is a muscle that improves as you challenge it, writing essays requires you to analyze the text more thoroughly. If I happened to turn in a five-paragraph essay similar to the ones most high school students typed I would also fail. An essay does not mean that I put forth some crazy idea and then went on to prove it. It is more like putting forth a hypothesis, after looking over the information at hand (the book) you come up with an idea. You do not have to prove that point, you can even conclude stating that you were wrong and it will still be a good paper. Your topic/hypothesis can change will you are writing the paper. Also people often edit their paper down to remove the meandering, because that will usually cause your audience to put the paper/essay down. Critical thinking in school does not always appear as self-evidently as learning how to program a computer, yet these skills are quite valuable beyond simply analyzing a novel.

    1. Re:English by what!!!smd · · Score: 1

      Damn English major and I still do not proofread well, anyways here is the correction "can change will (should be while) you are writing" As far as the computer programming I have very little experience beyond scripting but I am just assuming from what I have learned. Most examples of bash scripts that I have learned from to make my own stuff had a direct correlation to their real-world application.

  49. InterNet and PC have revived writing by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I lived some of my life before there were personal computers and the InterNet. I didnt write much then outside of school because the process was tedious. Unless you were "Miss Perfect" you usually had to do two or three handwritten or typed drafts. Word processors changed all that.

    Second, the internet has put writers and readers into closer contact through mail, chat rooms, newsgroups and blogs. When you communicate more often electronically, you get more practice getting your point out, whether it is 20 lines or 200. Writing is like any sport. If you dont exercise often enough, you become poor at it.

    1. Re:InterNet and PC have revived writing by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      Good points. However, you forget the art of report writing at work. I don't get to code much these days at work, but I have to write a lot of reports. With the advent of computers, wordprocessing and email, if anything, work related reporting has increased. Essentially, management laziness means that you state the problem, the conclusion (recommendations) and then the arguments.

  50. Wrong Era by Trailwalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The essayist requires a literate, leisured audience. Carlyle, et. al., had this. You can read one of Carlyle's essays and have a pleasant time digesting the content and enjoying the style.

    The modern equivalent is the columnist. He requires neither leisure or nor much in the way of literacy. Content and style have suffered accordingly.

  51. Nah -- rules are important... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1
    ... otherwise, you wouldn't know how to break them.

    I'm serious. Learning a basic structure and slavishly adhering to it is a major part of learning how to do anything. Once you master the structure, you can dissect the reasons behind it and launch off in more creative directions -- but without first learning the structure, you're just another monkey playing with a typewriter.

    As I type this, I'm taking a break from writing a proposal to get research funding from NASA. NASA science proposals are extremely rigidly structured documents, that serve a complex bundle of specific purposes. But within that structure, there is considerable room for latitude and -- dare I say it? -- even art.

    Considering proposals as an art form is not completely out to lunch: peer review panels determine funding based not on how good an idea is, but on how well they are convinced by the proposal that the idea is good. I tell my students that the most helpful class I took for my science career was journalism, because of the writing and persuasion skills.

    Poor to good proposals may be classified by how much they deviate from the standard. Good to very good proposals pretty much exactly meet the written (and some unwritten) forms of the medium. Excellent proposals break many of the structural rules, but for specific reasons that help the argument being made, and anticipate and address potential concerns that the reader might have on first reading.

    Based on my reading of several hundred proposals over the years, it appears pretty much impossible to write an excellent proposal (complete with helpful deviations from the standard form of the medium) without first mastering the art of the good proposal (that slavishly adheres to the standards).

    I think that this is true of most writing forms.

  52. speaking about essays... by Vlion · · Score: 1

    He needs to make the size of his column wider. That would be a significant improvement in readability. I find his essay to be winding, without lucid and concise arguments. I didn't finish it. I got bored, and got tired of scrolling down, scrolling down.... And then it was a tad stream-of consiousness. He perhaps needs to think about the quality of his writing a bit more, and maybe rework it after he has the first draft, yes...? Meh. I don't think highly of Sir Geekier-Than-Thou.

    --
    /b
    |f(x)dx = F(b) - F(a)
    /a
    1. Re:speaking about essays... by Azania · · Score: 1

      I would also prefer a wider column but just to save on paper as I always print lengthy texts anyway. I cannot however fault the quality of the writing. Like a good meal, it left me satisfied and in a pensive mood. If only all geeks were this literate!

  53. Sorry, but has to be said... by niktesla · · Score: 1

    Imagine a cluster of essays about Beowulf!

    --
    I've discovered a remarkable proof, but this margin is too small to contain it...
  54. Contradictory statement by syrrys · · Score: 0

    "An essay doesn't begin with a statement, but with a question. In a real essay, you don't take a position and defend it." Read it again... carefully. Of course you defend your point in an essay, not in such an overt way as in a research paper, but you must supply proof or examples of situations to drive your point home. I posted below this with more detail about what I mean, so I want go into it here. BTW, I am not attacking your post, I just wanted to point out that there is a huge difference between essays and blogs. Cool?

    --
    "Patience is not a virtue, it's a waste of time."
  55. Don't like it by awol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I cannot agree with the author. As with any comparison with history, he is reviewing the current state of the world with the distilled excellence of the historical essayists. His criticism of the essay form as it is used in education must be an American thing becuse it ain't my experience, Aus high school education and Economics and Law degrees at university with all the above requiring essays none of which really match the form described by the author. Several even presented diverse opportunity to offer interesting points of view. The best ones I ever wrote (in terms of the pleasure to write and the grade the mostly received) were the ones where original thought was possible.

    The death of the essayist is caused by the purpose of the esay being supplanted by several alternative media channels. In particular "non news" current affairs broadcasting (radio and TV) that provide the forum for the public discourse that was at the root of many of the essayists for the style of which the author appears to pine.

    $0.02

    --
    "The first thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging."
  56. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Expressing ideas helps to form them.
    w00t, teddy bear management!

    The Meander (aka Menderes) is a river in Turkey. As you might expect, it winds all over the place. But it doesn't do this out of frivolity. The path it has discovered is the most economical route to the sea.
    This is literary gold, I'll die happy when I can write something this awesome. (regardless of the caveat)
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    [o]_O
    1. Re:zerg by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      He talsk as if the river makes a choice.

  57. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by boots@work · · Score: 1

    Can you think of any other mandatory high school course that was less geek friendly than 'English'?

    Physical Education?

  58. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by boots@work · · Score: 1

    It's very unclear what is on-topic for Slashdot, if anything. Merely sending an announcement a couple of days after Spolsky, Cringely or Graham writes something seems a bit of a waste. (I suppose slashdot provides a central discussion board.)
    own.

    If this is 'news for nerds', and nerds are shaped by their highschool experience, then discussing school is probably news.

    Personally I find "$company releases marginally-improved product" stories pretty boring, but each to their own.

  59. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by bugbear · · Score: 3, Informative
    There is a big connection to the Internet, if not to hackers per se. Roughly that blogs will lead to a renaissance in the essay.


    I went back and forth about mentioning blogs by name, because not everything people publish on their own site is really "blogging" in the strict sense. "Blog" implies "log", which implies a time quantum of less than a day. Whereas it takes me weeks to write an essay.


    Here's a footnote I commented out that made the connection to the Web more explicit:


    When I first heard about blogs, I imagined they would be a complete waste of time. Blogging sounded like a long-play version of netnews. But I was mistaken; people care more about something that stays on their site, and the Web supplies a filter that's missing in newsgroups. The best writing online is not only better than netnews, but better than most print media.
  60. Huh? by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 1
    "This essay reads like one of a hundred handouts I received in Intro to Lit classes. It makes the argument that you must make an argument, that there is structure to any argument, and that there is a historical tradition behind how an essay is constructed."
    Perhaps I am smoking something, but I thought Graham's whole point was that "real" essays shouldn't be a structured argument, but rather an edited version of a meandering stream of consciousness that leads to surprises for both the author and the reader.

    I agree, though, that there might be some crossover between writing software and writing essays, because when programming for all but the smallest of projects, it is probably at least as important that another human can read and understand the code as it is that the compiler can turn it into a (mostly) correct program. The skill that allows a good programmer to find a concise, elegant, and clear solution to a problem may be similar to that of a gifted essayist who can express an idea clearly and succinctly instead of blathering on with self-indulgent witticisms.

    IANAELDH (I am not an English lit. degree-holder)

  61. Jon Katz essays? by geemon · · Score: 1

    Ah, reading the interesting words of Paul Graham's essays make me pine for good old days of Jon Katz essays...

    Anyone else missing those grand pieces of literature? :)

  62. Nevertheless, it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I don't see how having to use text as a communications medium could do anything but help spelling abilities.

    Nevertheless, it does hurt them.

    My mother is a smart, well-educated woman - humanities degree (finished later in life when you do it because you really want it), written a ton of essays, everything.

    Yet, when you make her communicate over the internet, she loses all ability to spell, punctuate, or create reasonable sentences and paragraphs. And this is an _improvement_ - when she started 8 years ago, she was _worse_.

    And this is _dead common_.

    You may argue there's no reason for communication over the internet to be poorly spelled and poorly written, and I may agree with you. That doesn't change the fact that it _is_ poorly spelled and written, though. It just means we don't know why.

  63. ...is that you've only seen immature ones. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like you've only taken essay-writing classes in first-year university, and written them off from what you were subjected to there.
    How well do you think most first-years could write a scientific paper? Don't you think the results of that would be even _worse_ than their essays?

    Being a well-rounded scientist, I've written both essays and peer-reviewed papers (in ACM SIGs, FWIW), and I find your implication that scientists are anti-essay not only narrow-minded, but insulting. Insulting to essay-writers, since you denigrate their work, and insulting to scientists, since you paint us all with your own narrow-minded brush.

    Worse, I find it disquieting. A scientist without an open mind is hardly deserving of the title.

  64. As much as I enjoy his essays... by GrodinTierce · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I
    wish
    that
    they
    were
    formatted
    better.

    :)

    --


    Tierce
    Who sponsors your feelings?
    1. Re:As much as I enjoy his essays... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      In fact, a narrow column of text is often faster to read than a wide block of text, because it is easier for your eyes to follow the short lines. In a wide text block your eye tends to lose track of which line you were looking at, especially when you reach the end of a line and need to skip to the beginning of the next across the whole monitor. One narrow column does leave a lot of wasted white space on the side of the monitor, and it requires more frequent scrolling, which can also slow you down as well. Really, computer monitors should be taller than they are wide for reading text. If you have a rotatable LCD and a video card that supports display rotation, you might find it nicer to read web pages the other way. Although for Quake you'll want to rotate it back.

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      main(c,r){for(r=32;r;) printf(++c>31?c=!r--,"\n":c<r?" ":~c&r?" `":" #");}
  65. Grammar nazi post by slamb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey, since we're discussing grammar, I'd thought I'd point out this minor flaw:

    The thing is, the people who are poor spellers, have poor grammar and who use poor organizational skills don't matter so much on the internet.

    Your list has what I've heard called "improper parallelism". There may be another name for it (anyone? what's it called?), but here's the idea: divide your list up into the words that are common between all the elements and the ones that are different. You should be able to follow the common part followed by any single element. In your sentence:

    the people who:
    1. are poor spellers
    2. have poor grammar
    3. who use poor organizational skills

    When combined with the prefix, each becomes:

    1. the people who are poor spellers
    2. the people who have poor grammar
    3. the people who who use poor organizational skills

    So you've got an extra "who" at the beginning of the third element. You can just take it out. ("The people who are poor spellers, have poor grammar, and use poor organizational skills") Or you can add a who to the middle one; then it would divide up differently:

    the people:
    1. who are poor spellers
    2. who have poor grammar
    3. who use poor organizational skills

    ("The people who are poor spellers, who have poor grammar, and who use poor organizational skills")

    For brevity, taking out the word is preferable to adding another. But either would be correct.

    Sorry for the long explanation of a single-word error, but I wanted to illustrate the more general principle. I see this error a lot, and it grates on me.

    (And now, someone will inevitably point out a grammar or spelling error in this post. Go ahead.)

    1. Re:Grammar nazi post by querencia · · Score: 1

      (And now, someone will inevitably point out a grammar or spelling error in this post. Go ahead.)

      Okay.

      You should be able to follow the common part followed by any single element.

      The "followed by" adjective phrase is redundant and, when used in place of a proper adverb phrase with the "to follow" infinitive, destroys the meaning of your sentence. Your sentence states that the reader himself (not the "single element") should be able to follow the "common part." To fix the sentence, you can remove the redundant adjective phrase and replace it with a proper adverb phrase: "You should be able to follow the common part with any single element." Or, you can replace the verb so that the original adjective phrase makes sense: "You should be able to state the common part, followed by any single element."

      The thing is, the people who are poor spellers, have poor grammar and who [sic] use poor organizational skills don't matter so much on the internet.

      agreed.

    2. Re:Grammar nazi post by slamb · · Score: 1

      Wow. I can't believe I didn't notice that confusing sentence. Thanks.

  66. My feelings... by slamb · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Seems like there are (at least) four major points in this article:
    1. Rhetorical skills should be taught independently of literature analysis.

      I agree. I've always felt this way, but one experience cemented this for me. In my first semester of college, I took Principles of Chemistry I and Accelerated Rhetoric simultaneously. In the rhetoric class, we wrote the mostly usual pointless essays about things no one cares about. I was struck with how little effect any of these essays had, as though they were called persuasive essays, they never advocated any real action, much less succeeded in persuading someone to undertake it. And even when we did write about a decent topic (one area was politics; I ripped apart some stupid Republican's campaign speech), we did it badly. Looking back on the revisions my rhetoric teacher forced me to do, my essay continued to get worse. Her obsession with the standardized format destroyed the terseness of my work.

      In contrast, I wrote a persuasive essay to the professors of the chemistry class. My thesis was that he software we used for homework assignments was no good and should be scrapped. It was one of the proudest moments of my college career, because I succeeded completely. They not only made these homework assignments optional mid-semester, but also forwarded my complaints to the designers of the software. (Who were surprisingly receptive.)

      I realized I had learned much more about persuasive writing from convincing the chemistry professors than I had from the rhetoric class.

    2. The format of a standard essay is overly constrictive.

      In general terms, I agree. He's right that the conclusion doesn't add much, except in a persuasive argument: stating the argument to a "jury" who may have half-forgotten what you were saying at that point. Another thing that specifically bothers me is that rhetoric teachers are violently opposed to non-prose elements. I like to intersperse lists of items into my work. Most people skim, not read. If you don't help them skim well, they just won't understand what you're saying.

    3. Essays should share a search for truth, rather than defending a pre-established position. (A refinement of #2.)

      I do not agree. A search for truth is an extremely valuable and underrepresented format, yes. But persuasive essays are valuable, too. Often in life, we write for someone who generally trusts us to make decisions but may have some additional input or at least know what's going on. I might write to my boss why I chose a particular software package. He's primarily interested in what I chose. The reasons are secondary. If he sees a priority of mine that's completely different than his, he'll mention it. That might lead him to contest the final choice. But generally, he'll go along with what I'd said. If he'd had time to follow all the permutations of my research, he would have done it himself. Thus, I often write in a sort of inverse pyramid structure. (As I learned in a journalism class long, long ago.)

    4. Write things which are surprising to you.

      I agree; these surprising insights lead to great writing. But I don't think you should exclusively do this. Many things which you do not find surprising still need to be said. If I'm writing for exposition (how to use a piece of software), I'll point out the normal as well as the weird. I might even give short treatment to the weird because I want people to know the basics before confusing them.

  67. Specifications are like Essays by oo_waratah · · Score: 1

    He is not saying that you must take a popular position just that you must take a position. I am also curious whether you read it to the end. The essay was interesting and meandering and all in all not directly pointed.

    It is strange I went through Australian School and I was taught exactly as he described.

    a) Take a position and argue it. This was what I was taught in Modern History for the HSC (11th & 12th year).

    b) State the objective and restate the argument at the end.

    These simple rules were given to me by my English teacher in year 7. Probably because I am a programmer type and want something to follow or else I am lost. If you were a natural then you did not 'need' rules to write an essay.

  68. A real response by slamb · · Score: 1
    This means that poorly written posts that have valid points are not necessarily ignored...they are quite often embellished so that the validity of points raised by good thinker is strengthened by those who are good writers.

    Maybe. But I think that if your rhetorical skills are not as good, you will need more compelling ideas than otherwise to attract the attention of even that single good writer. If your ideas are only moderately interesting or your writing only moderately bad, no one will not bother to rephrase/restructure your thoughts. And people will miss out on your thoughts. Good writers have an easier time, though the effect you describe mitigates this somewhat.

    An English teacher of mine once compared poor grammar/spelling to having food stuck in your teeth. You can still communicate, but it can often distract people from your message and deter them from listening.

    I think my English teacher was right. As my grammar nazi post may have shown, even a tiny error can be distracting. I actually wrote that before reading the rest of your post. If something had happened between, the tiny error might have been partially responsible for my never having heard your argument.

  69. Types of essays by westendgirl · · Score: 1
    Content is very important, but it's important to communicate clearly. Writing was not really standardized until the late 1700s and 1800s, when the rise of inter-regional trade required writers to be very clear about what they meant.

    I was surprised that the essay on essays seemed to suggest that there is only one type of academic essay. In high school and in university, I studied and practiced writing expository, descriptive, explanatory, illustrative, analytical, and argumentative/persuasive essays. Although English Literature discourse typically favours certain essay types, other forms are considered valid within certain contexts. All disciplines, professions, and communities favour discourses that support aims of their communities. But many forms of essays are valid -- even in English class.

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  70. perspective by foog · · Score: 1

    Shakespeare isn't ancient.

  71. Re: Intelligence vs Stupidity by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    Just like in the real world, people on the Internet detect the difference between a well thought out point and a bunch of mindless rambling based on the coherence of the argument. If your argument is well spelled out, understandable and flows organically from point to point, you'll get more links, more mod points, etc.
    You, sir, are educated stupid.

    Other real-world counter-examples (pseudonyms used to protect the innocent): Rush Limburger, Chris Atchoos, Charles Wrangler, Bill O'RiledUp, many (most? all?) Rap "artists" and televangelists, Nichole Width, Mons and Fleshman, George W. Shrub, Tony Blare, Paris Marriot, the "can you hear me now?" guy, Yessir Aeroflot, Commander Trekko, Jessica Flanders (and her husband), Carson Weekly, and Wil Oaton/Wenchly Cruncher (aka ClobberNickname).
    These are all people who are known for (frequently or usually) spouting inane and/or mindless gibberish, and yet many people continue to pay attention to them.

    OTOH, how many ordinary people pay any attention whatsoever to people such as Al Greenspan, Steve Hawking, Sam Carter, etc.?
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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  72. English Major to English Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think that essays are merely about meeting a word limit, you must have gone to community college.
    Essays are about more than meeting a word limit.
    It is impossible in my english class to get decent grades by dribbling on incoherently without ever establishing any credible points.
    In my English class, quality is valued more than quantity.
    Although I can't speak for any public schools other than my own, I had several good english teachers who taught proper college essay-style writting [sic], without any considerable focus on reaching word limits.
    Several English teachers in my own school taught proper college essay-style writing, without much focus on word limits.
    A well written essay on any subject compentently proves ["compentently proves"???] to the reader that you are an authoritative source on the subject, and you are well-backed with credible evidence; that is the foundation of all research material.
    A well written essay on any subject can fool a reader into thinking that you know what you are talking about.
    Although your particular field of research may not use essays, think about historians, lawyers, journalists, and psyhcologists [sic]. Although I do admit that writing essays (particularly english essays) is painfully boring and trite, the skills [that] it reinforces are invaluable in social and medical science.
    The ability to write a good essay is a valuable asset in many fields of research. Writing essays can reinforce valuable skills.

  73. comment about blogs from the REAL age of the essay by dash2 · · Score: 1

    "No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money."
    -- Dr Johnson

    Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Joi Ito...

    (My blog; my blogging application.)

  74. Signal to Noise Ratio by PMuse · · Score: 1

    Good writing should be convincing, certainly, but it should be convincing because you got the right answers, not because you did a good job of arguing.

    Good writing is a matter of technique, not truth. Writing is successful when it communicates to the reader that which was intended by the writer. That intended communication may be fact, position, emotion, or any number of other things. However, the writer need not be in possession of the ultimate "right answer" in order to be writing well. When we teach writing, our goal should be to teach the writer to communicate successfully. How to discover and identify truth is a course of study. We teach the technique of writing so that whenever our good writers find a little truth, we can be sure that we'll recognize it when we read it.

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    "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  75. I have some essays by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    www.geocities.com/James_Sager_PA