ZFS, the Last Word in File Systems?
guigouz writes "Sun is carrying a feature story about its new ZFS File System - ZFS, the dynamic new file system in Sun's Solaris 10 Operating System (Solaris OS), will make you forget everything you thought you knew about file systems. ZFS will be available on all Solaris 10 OS-supported platforms, and all existing applications will run with it. Moreover, ZFS complements Sun's storage management portfolio, including the Sun StorEdge QFS software, which is ideal for sharing business data."
From the article:
Unlimited scalability
As the world's first 128-bit file system, ZFS offers 16 billion billion times the capacity of 32- or 64-bit systems.
Microsoft immediately countered by saying WinFS will now support "twelveteen million billion times" as much storage as Sun's ZFS, and is "a bazillion times" more secure.
When reached for comment, Sun CEO Scott McNealy replied "neener neener". Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer responded by putting gum in Sun President Jonathan Schwartz's hair.
Of course ZFS is the last word in file systems. I mean, what can come after zed?
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Nah, the ultimate filesystem has to be xyzzyfs! Your data magically appears... :-)
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If it's the last word, why are we even talking about it?
But of course you'll still have to have your boot image within the first 1024 cylinders.
... ZFS will also make you forget everything you knew about English grammar.
"We've rethought everything and rearchitected it," says Jeff Bonwick
Rearchitected? WTF? Howsaboot "Redesigned?"
I'm still wrapping my brain around "adaptive endian-ness" as well.
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It looks like Microsoft may have its new WinFS after all...
How did you check it? Count up to it and then add one and see if you could? Just asking.
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I especially liked:
"Neither architecture pays a byte-swapping tax due to Sun's patent-pending "adaptive endian-ness" technology"
Adaptive endian-ness? What a stupid thing to include in a press release...there has to be a better way to say that.
Just announced by Sun:
"ANMF, our new file system (Ambiguous Nomenclature FS) will be filled with file cataloguing technology stuff that allows faster-ish operations that result in application goodness".
Then why didn't IBM call its improved HFS "HFS Plus"? No wait, that would collide with Apple's HFS and HFS Plus, used in Mac OS.
It would appear that there can be only twenty-six distinct file systems. Then Microsoft went and innovated NTFS with Four-Letter-Word File System Technology, which actually was just a copy of IBM's HPFS, the first to introduce File System Named After a Competitor Technology.
It's a 128-bit filesystem, so doesn't that make it the last 8 words?
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The last word in file systems is "systems".
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Logically, the next question is if ZFS' 128 bits is enough. According to Bonwick, it has to be. "Populating 128-bit file systems would exceed the quantum limits of earth-based storage. You couldn't fill a 128-bit storage pool without boiling the oceans."
Well...I never really like the oceans anyways. They were always so wet.
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