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ZFS, the Last Word in File Systems?

guigouz writes "Sun is carrying a feature story about its new ZFS File System - ZFS, the dynamic new file system in Sun's Solaris 10 Operating System (Solaris OS), will make you forget everything you thought you knew about file systems. ZFS will be available on all Solaris 10 OS-supported platforms, and all existing applications will run with it. Moreover, ZFS complements Sun's storage management portfolio, including the Sun StorEdge QFS software, which is ideal for sharing business data."

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  1. billion billion? by michael+path · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    Unlimited scalability
    As the world's first 128-bit file system, ZFS offers 16 billion billion times the capacity of 32- or 64-bit systems.

    Microsoft immediately countered by saying WinFS will now support "twelveteen million billion times" as much storage as Sun's ZFS, and is "a bazillion times" more secure.

    When reached for comment, Sun CEO Scott McNealy replied "neener neener". Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer responded by putting gum in Sun President Jonathan Schwartz's hair.

    1. Re:billion billion? by backslashdot · · Score: 4, Funny

      a file systems for trillions of billions bytes of data?

      What's it for?

      Installing Windows ?

    2. Re:billion billion? by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Funny

      16 billion billion times!!

      pinky in corner of mouth.

    3. Re:billion billion? by HerculesMO · · Score: 4, Funny

      Given the fact there are an infinite amount of numbers, any murmur from your mouth or any written gibberish can be conveyed to a number.

      For example, 'sassdfadef' is a number I think is a 2 with one thousand 3s after it. It's really moot :)

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    4. Re:billion billion? by hackwrench · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact, this page is just one big number.

    5. Re:billion billion? by Shadowlion · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even including all the world's porn.

      I dunno, man. I've got a lot of porn...

    6. Re:billion billion? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Six point ohh times ten to the eighteenth.

      Yer right doesn't roll the way a billion billion does.

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    7. Re:billion billion? by So_Belecta · · Score: 3, Funny

      Even easier, picture the population of China divided out, one per 1m^2, in a giant grid 1km x 1km, then turn it into a skyscraper with 1000 floors, each 3m to a total of 3km, with a layer of people on each floor. A truly massive number, but not un visualisable by any stretch of the imagination. Quite small, really, when you think about it, 6 of these skyscrapers could fit in an 6km square area.

    8. Re:billion billion? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Our filesystem goes to eleven.

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    9. Re:billion billion? by harrkev · · Score: 3, Funny

      About the size of my student loan...

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  2. Out of letters. by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course ZFS is the last word in file systems. I mean, what can come after zed?

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    1. Re:Out of letters. by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 5, Funny

      [fs, natch

  3. Re:not alphabetically by laird · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, the ultimate filesystem has to be xyzzyfs! Your data magically appears... :-)

  4. Why don't they just describe the capacity in by wiredog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sagans?

  5. Re:rearchitected by sheriff_p · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sadly Google returns no hits for rearchistrated

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  6. If it's the last word by kick_in_the_eye · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it's the last word, why are we even talking about it?

  7. That's a lot of storage by Gentoo+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    But of course you'll still have to have your boot image within the first 1024 cylinders.

  8. Apparently... by qtone42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... ZFS will also make you forget everything you knew about English grammar.

    "We've rethought everything and rearchitected it," says Jeff Bonwick

    Rearchitected? WTF? Howsaboot "Redesigned?"

    I'm still wrapping my brain around "adaptive endian-ness" as well.

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  9. Re:Open source by CrkHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like Microsoft may have its new WinFS after all...

  10. Re:Unlimited scalability by szo · · Score: 4, Funny

    How did you check it? Count up to it and then add one and see if you could? Just asking.

    Thanks

    Szo

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  11. Re:Two things... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I especially liked:
    "Neither architecture pays a byte-swapping tax due to Sun's patent-pending "adaptive endian-ness" technology"

    Adaptive endian-ness? What a stupid thing to include in a press release...there has to be a better way to say that.

    Just announced by Sun:
    "ANMF, our new file system (Ambiguous Nomenclature FS) will be filled with file cataloguing technology stuff that allows faster-ish operations that result in application goodness".

  12. There already is an HFS as well. by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then why didn't IBM call its improved HFS "HFS Plus"? No wait, that would collide with Apple's HFS and HFS Plus, used in Mac OS.

    It would appear that there can be only twenty-six distinct file systems. Then Microsoft went and innovated NTFS with Four-Letter-Word File System Technology, which actually was just a copy of IBM's HPFS, the first to introduce File System Named After a Competitor Technology.

  13. Last Word? by tedgyz · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a 128-bit filesystem, so doesn't that make it the last 8 words?

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  14. Technically.... by jolyonr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The last word in file systems is "systems".

    Thank you.

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  15. Boil the oceans, eh? by Hukui · · Score: 3, Funny

    Logically, the next question is if ZFS' 128 bits is enough. According to Bonwick, it has to be. "Populating 128-bit file systems would exceed the quantum limits of earth-based storage. You couldn't fill a 128-bit storage pool without boiling the oceans."

    Well...I never really like the oceans anyways. They were always so wet.

  16. Bill Gates just called.... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    Says he needs a new wallet...

    If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... ..oh wait, he does.

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