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Human-Powered Spam Filtering

arturs writes "A company called eProvisia started an unusal business: they filter out spam not by using complicated algorithms, but human beings... It costs around $20/year - is the war against spam over?" It's an interesting idea - the privacy concerns are big of course, but how would this stack up to, say SpamAssassin or a suite like Barracuda's Spam firewall. We tested the Barracuda device - great integration of OSS software, with a nice interface. Update: 09/20 15:12 GMT by J : Corrected price of Spam Eradicator.

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  1. Buzzword Bingo by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the company's "About Our Company" page:
    Privately funded in 1993, now with customers in 40 countries* and over $67 million** in cash reserves, the company experienced a phenomenal growth and continues to aggressively pursue new frontiers in order to meet or exceed the needs of most demanding customers by providing a scalable, seamless, comprehensive offering.

    Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.

    These people score a 9.8 out of 10 in the Buzzword Bingo game. That second paragraph, in particular, would keep me as far away from them as possible.
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    1. Re:Buzzword Bingo by JaffaKREE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Modded funny, but I agree 100%. Who writes these things ?? Do they start with a list of 20 words (Paradigm, leverage, diversify) and have their managers tell them those words MUST be included ?? Yeesh !

    2. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Nos. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No kidding, that second paragraph (well, actually sentence) has high buzz word content yet actually only says, we do anti-spam. I have a feeling marketing and technical don't agree on much at this company.

    3. Re:Buzzword Bingo by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah man, I just needed "synchronicity" or "win-win situation" to fill my card!

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    4. Re:Buzzword Bingo by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn it, I almost had a double diagonal if they had said "enterprise" and "legacy" --- drat!.

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    5. Re:Buzzword Bingo by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yeah and would like a bunch of buzzword bozos to READ EVERY DAMN MAIL YOU GET??????????????????

      personally i just think though that they use some filters to help..

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    6. Re:Buzzword Bingo by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny
      I hereby propose a new mathematical function. It is called BSD (no relation to the OS), short for BullShit-Detector.

      The calculation of BSD is simple. Its domain is the set of all strings. The range is all real numbers from 0.0 - 1.0. To calculate BSD(s) for string s, simply take the length of s (call this l). Then, divide the number of of characters that contribute to the actual, non-bullshit content of the string by l. This is the value of BSD(s).

      To give a pertinent example, it is plainly apparent that BSD('Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.') = 0.0.

      It is my hope that this will leverage the ever-expanding work of linguistics researchers around the world in utilizing paradigm-shifting methods for significantly empowering their abilities to detect bullshit.

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    7. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Clay+Mitchell · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if they are reading everybody's spam, they are going to be damn good at spitting out buzzwords.

    8. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Aggrazel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Worse than that, click on the signup:

      The minute your mail starts flowing, a dedicated team of over a hundred trained Screening and Preselection Specialists, working 24 hours a day**


      ** - Timezone differences may apply.
      ....

    9. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 5, Informative
      What is more impressive is:

      Conveniently located in the heart of Palmyra Atoll, eProvisia LLC is the leading provider of reliable, robust, powerful and cost-efficient spam filtering solutions for world-class corporations and individual users.

      Privately funded in 1993, now with customers in 40 countries* and over $67 million** in cash reserves, ....

      * - Not all currently recognized by UN. ** - Palmyra Atoll dollars.

      Palmyra Atoll is uninhabited, and doesn't have a currency. The phone number is invalid (nowhere has a +78 extension), and what kind of place lists in its address "Islet 7, 5 52 N 162 06 W"?

      I wouldn't have bothered posting this except it seems like both slashdot and most of the people reading this seem to be taking it seriously. It's not.

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    10. Re:Buzzword Bingo by sh0rtie · · Score: 5, Informative


      Funny i know, but actually such an app actually exists
      Deloitte & Touche's Bullfighter

      BullfighterTM is software that runs in Microsoft Word and PowerPoint, within Microsoft Windows 2000 or XP. It works a lot like the spelling and grammar checker in those applications, but focuses on jargon and readability.

    11. Re:Buzzword Bingo by lofoforabr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just look at the Terms of Service in their page. This must have been put under the wrong slashdot section. It's more suited for the "It's funny. Laugh".

      Terms of Service and Legal Disclaimer

      By viewing pages or using products and services of eProvisia LCC, you acknowledge and consent to the following terms and conditions:

      (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

      (2) Indemnification. You agree to hold harmless and indemnify eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, from and against any legal claims, including liability for the company not adhering to the terms and conditions of this agreement.

      (3) Choice of Law and Jurisdiction. These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll, without giving effect to its conflict of laws and provisions of your actual state or country of residence. Any claims, legal proceedings, or litigations regarding eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, will be brought solely in and you consent to the jurisdiction of Palmyra Atoll courts.

    12. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Andrewkov · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You *are* aware that this site is a hoax, aren't you?

      I just wonder if Hemos knew that when he posted it...

  2. How about wiki spam by stecoop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    privacy concerns are big of course

    I thoroughly enjoy wikpedia and I have always thought of new ways of using the wiki concept - here is one solution to spam without privacy concerns.

    Your email interface would look at a list on the wiki page and filter out any known spam. One spam slips through and you can make a new entry at wik (like database or text page whatever). The entry could be the whole email or an algorithm but either way an algorithm would eventually be made based on a pattern to reduce the entry size (who knows the community is in control of it). Fixed the privacy concerns unless you did it to yourself.

    The next great thing about the wiki is you could take that 20 bucks a month and make a donation to the wiki. Not only would you be helping thwart spam but also supporting a great dictionary, encyclopedia and all things great with the open concept.

    1. Re:How about wiki spam by troon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Already baked: it's called Vipul's Razor.

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    2. Re:How about wiki spam by savagedome · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One spam slips through and you can make a new entry at wik

      And what's stopping a spam ring from going back to it and deleting it?

      Don't forget that *authoritative* is still a grey area for wiki concepts.

  3. With a personal touch by mod_critical · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if they ever verify their decisions with you:

    Mark,
    This is Eric, your spam d00d. You got a message about fisting, you into that? Let me know, thanks!
    -- Eric

    1. Re:With a personal touch by PhotoBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah I was thinking that, how well does this solution work for non-graduate drug addicts who have erectile disfunction problems and need a loan?

  4. Party like its... by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Informative
    Our company, eProvisia LLC,
    I always worry about companies which use "LLC" as soon as the name is mentioned - 'Limited Liability Corporation'. It screams 'we are not responsable!'
    [the address] ...Palmyra Atoll (Uninhabited Sovereign Territory)
    Sounds like the 21th century equilivant of 'Florida Swamp land'.

    Four pages, home, the product, terms of service, and about the company. The only thing they are missing is bios of the 'management team'. Even better the $67 million dollars in cash reserves are in Palmyra Atoll dollars; I wonder what the exchange rate is?

    Overall, it looks like someone stole a 'dot com' idea from 1999. Anyone have a little red Corvette?

    I'll stick with Spamassassin, Thunderbird.

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    1. Re:Party like its... by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

      [the address]...Palmyra Atoll (Uninhabited Sovereign Territory)

      This is thge odd part. How can an uninhabited territory be sovereign. According to the CIA Factbook it is a National Wildlife Refuge managed by the US Fish and Wildlife Service. Also, it says it has no economic activity. What the heck would back Palmyra Atoll's dollar?

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  5. It's yearly, not monthly by brucmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The $20/month figure sounded a little high until I read that it is $19.95/year, not per month.

    That being said, I don't know if I see the benefit of paying someone else to read my email. They even offer more expensive packages to have them categorize and summarize your mail for you, as well as discard non-spam mails that you don't want anyway. I suppose it could be useful for really busy executive types, but then can't they afford secretaries anyway?

  6. Spam won't be gone until... by GoMMiX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People stop trying to profit so much to help reduce or stop it...

    I'm not sure who's worse anymore, the companies out there who sell services to 'help' you reduce/eliminate spam, or the spammers. (Maybe one in the same, in some instances)..

    The only resolution I see to spam is good, solid legislation THAT IS ENFORCED. Country harbors spammers, cut them off from the US internet. Spammers AND the companies that hire them BOTH held equally liable. If it's a criminal act to spam, it's a criminal act to hire someone to spam.

    People can write programs all day to try and stop spam, it won't matter. If someone can write a program to filter x out, someone else will find a way to get y through. It's an endless cycle.

    Spam is like a virus in so many ways...

  7. Business model? by Empiric · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "24 hours a day" * 30 days/month = 720 hours

    $20 per month / 720 hours = about 3 cents an hour.

    Since they say they begin "manually reviewing, hand-picking and approving important correspondence", how does this work? To pay someone $6/hour, they'd need to be reviewing at least 200 mailboxes simultaneously. My confidence level of their accuracy under these circumstances would be considerably -lower- than a software solution.

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  8. hilarious by alatesystems · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look at this about page.

    Im going to include their footnotes on that pge in parentheses and bold.

    Privately funded in 1993, now with customers in 40 countries(Not all currently recognized by UN) and over $67 million(Palmyra Atoll dollars) in cash reserves, the company experienced a phenomenal growth

    1. Re:hilarious by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Funny

      Coincidentally, $67 million Palmyra Atoll dollars is the estimated value of that Free Dell Desktop PC that's just waiting for those who click on your .sig.

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  9. It is by spam alone I set my mind in motion by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Funny

    What the article doesn't mention is that this "human-powered spam filtering" consists of Mentats who have been specially trained to use the latest Bayesian filters, and who bear the Imperial conditioning against deleting important messages.

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  10. LLC Companies by jeffs72 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, LLC's are the smart way to do a partnership. In a partnership, all principles enjoy equal responsibility for mishaps. In LLC's, all principles enjoy shared responsibility.

    I guess the best way to sum it up would be to quote my Business Legal Environment professor: "...and I hope that now you all have a clear understanding of partnerships. Now let me give you a word of advice, never form one."


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  11. this has to be a joke by unformed · · Score: 4, Informative


    Palmyra Atoll is a thousand miles south of Hawaii, an untold distance from civilization. Uninhabited by humans and wild to the core, it is the last intact marine wilderness in the U.S. tropics.

  12. Some juicy tidbits on eProvisia by looney9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So the first line on their front page reads:

    "For the first time ever: 100% reliability in combating spam. Guaranteed."

    But the first two bullet points of their TOS also read:

    "You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service."

    AND

    "You agree to hold harmless and indemnify eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, from and against any legal claims, including liability for the company not adhering to the terms and conditions of this agreement. "

    So they guarantee to stop 100% of spam...but if they don't, that's too bad as they never claimed to anyway and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

    Some juicy info on the Palmyra Atoll:

    "Palmyra Atoll Palmyra is an equatorial atoll, a circular string of 54 small, heavily vegetated islets formed by the growth of coral on the rim of an ancient submerged volcano. The Palmyra Atoll is a thousand miles south of Hawaii, an untold distance from civilization. Uninhabited by humans and wild to the core, it is the last intact marine wilderness in the U.S. tropics."

    So they are claiming human spam filtering from a place which is uninhabited by humans. I guess it is true that if you have a million monkeys banging on the keyboard they could actually turn out a real product.

  13. synergy! by H8X55 · · Score: 4, Funny

    synergy!

    I was waiting for synergy to pop up there somewhere...

    What's a mission statement, About Us page, or memo from management without synergy?!?

    1. Re:synergy! by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "What do you do?"
      "I produce synergy. And books on how to cheat at Bridge."

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  14. Palmyra Atoll dollars by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even better the $67 million dollars in cash reserves are in Palmyra Atoll dollars; I wonder what the exchange rate is?

    One Palmyra Atoll dollar = 17 pieces of mithril, or approximately twenty kilograms of fairy dust.

    There's no such thing, people. This is a joke.

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  15. Filtering using spelling checker... by baywulf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why can't we use spelling checkers to filter spam? It seems all the spam now uses mispelled words and numbers in words to trip other filtering methods. So measure percent words mispelled or with numbers in them and above a particular threshold consider it spam.

    1. Re:Filtering using spelling checker... by Tar-Palantir · · Score: 3, Funny

      I take it you've never seen how my 12-year-old sister and her friends type.

      OMG tht is sooo cool!!!1 rlly? no way!! ... you get the idea. It's enough to make a spell-checker turn in its dictionary.

  16. Guaranteed? by bluntmanspam · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the home page (in BIG H1 font):
    For the first time ever: 100% reliability in combating spam. Guaranteed.
    But from the first point on the TOS page:
    (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service.
    Hmmm...
  17. It gets better... by alakon · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Screams IP theft.
    (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

    Not only that, but the contract is "governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll, ..."

  18. It's a joke. by Rabin+Vincent · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why?
    1. The site is hosted at eprovisia.dione.cc, and dione.cc is something of a Polish linux group's website, of which our friend arturs is a member.
    2. The "company" is "incorporated" at "Palmyra Atoll, a small nature preserve somewhere near Hawai'i. There's nothing there but nature.
    3. The geographical co-ordinates are in the postal address: Islet 7, 5 52 N 162 06 W.
    4. There's no +78 dialling code.

      This is a great joke, and once more Slashdot's been had.

      -Rabin

  19. There's a dupe site by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Informative

    at eprovisia.coredump.cx.

    This site is a joke, and no more represents an actual business than that other famous site with a .cx domain.

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  20. Slashdot has been trolled, kthanxbye by brickbat · · Score: 4, Informative

    This company can't possibly be real.

    Anybody read their terms of service? You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

    And their contact information. Um, Palmyra Atoll is an uninhabited pile of sand in the Pacific Ocean. "Palmyra Atoll dollars?" BWAHAHAHA.

    Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions. That line sounds like it was generated with the Web Economy Bullshit Generator.

    Thanks for the laugh, Hemos. No, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

  21. I considered starting such a business... by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...for a brief moment.

    I immediately realised such a business would never thrive, because:

    • Businesses would never allow an outside firm to scan potentially sensitive emails.
    • Even for humans it is sometimes very difficult to distinguish spam from real mail, especially if you are not an insider to the business.
    • It could not be supported by an automated mechanism, because you could be sued if you would filter out real mail as spam, even if it happens rarely.
    • If it takes about 10 seconds to scan a piece of mail, any human could scan a maximum of about 300 mails an hour. Since this is the amount of spam I receive in a single day, I have to pay at least an hour's fee per day to scan my mail, or probably something like $3000 a month. Nobody will pay this.

    Yes, it's a hoax. Which could be immediately deduced from the fact that it is not viable business (especially with the price they quote).