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New California Law Bans Anonymous Media File Sharing

An anonymous reader writes "It looks like California will soon be requiring emails to share files. The story from SF Gate has a few details as Ahnold goes on his signing spree in Sacramento. 'Aiding the industry that helped him gain worldwide fame, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed legislation Tuesday aimed at discouraging online piracy by requiring anyone disseminating movies or music on the Internet to disclose their e-mail address.' Also he signed a bill to limit the sale of video games."

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  1. Paying Back Favors and Pot Whitwashes Kettle by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    The signing was hailed by the bill's sponsor, the Motion Picture Association of America,

    Well, if they sponsor it, it's gotta be good for the Governator and what's good for him is good for California. You got something to say about that, Girly-man?

    the Motion Picture Association of America, which says it loses $3.5 billion annually to piracy

    Hollywood accounting, ya gotta love it, babe.

    Governor and video game star Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed a measure aimed at curbing sales of violent video games to children. .. Some of Schwarzenegger's movies were spun off into video games that bear the governor's likeness - although they are not among the most violent under the industry's ratings system.

    Sure is helpful to have connections to those who determine what violent is. He might want to consider a ban on showing caskets of returning service personnel from Iraq, as that could upset impressionable television viewers.

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    1. Re:Paying Back Favors and Pot Whitwashes Kettle by Slime-dogg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sunni Islam into declaring

      Didn't that used to be Cat Stevens? Hmm. It was probably a favor that he owed the RIAA.

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    2. Re:Paying Back Favors and Pot Whitwashes Kettle by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      I stopped buying his games after Kindergarden Cop. That game was way to difficult, those kids were really too small to hit.

      And it took ages to get the flamethrower, and you had to make a recitation to kill the boss on level 2, and colour pictures without going over the sides. And you had to hold hands when you crossed the street to get ammo at the gun shop.
      Anyway it sucked.

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  2. Was he not paying attention? by UID1000000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't get it? Either he doesn't get it either or he wasn't paying attention while he was signing these bills. ...Anyone think he was busy pumping?

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  3. sure, he can have my email address by Indy1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    its either billg@microsoft.com

    or

    president@whitehouse.gov (or was it .com ?:) )

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    1. Re:sure, he can have my email address by flyboy974 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill, could you please write me back. I would like to talk with you about your quest to rule the world.

      Your bud, god@heaven.com

      P.S. - There can be only one.

    2. Re:sure, he can have my email address by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Funny

      root@localhost

      And the best part is, it really works, unlike those fake addresses everyone else is suggesting!

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    3. Re:sure, he can have my email address by DudemanX · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dad, I always knew that you would sell out one day.

      Your Son, jesus@heaven.org

    4. Re:sure, he can have my email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah, He just got caught up in all that .com excitement and missed the REAL opportunities presented by the War on Terror.

      Sincerely,

      satan@homeland-security.gov

  4. HA! by Malicious · · Score: 5, Funny

    ipiratemusic@hotmail.com
    anonymimityismyfriend@hotmail.com
    youcantfindme@hotmail.com

    Need I continue?

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    1. Re:HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ifartinyourgeneraldirection@hotmail.com? Or is that too long?

  5. That explains why... by kevman42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen a lot more files from this user: illbeback@mailinator.com

  6. Let me get this straight... by mentalflossboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    So you have to provide an email address if you're "disseminating" movies/music/etc. What purpose does that serve other than to direct the MPAA straight to your door?

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  7. ahnold!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    if i caatch you shaaareing fiiles, i will torminate you! raaagaaa!!! raaaaah!

  8. You forgot the most important bill by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    he signed a law that finally made necrophilia a crime in California. Who cares about file sharing...
    When the casket is a 'rockin
    Don't come a 'knockin

    1. Re: You forgot the most important bill by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 3, Funny
      finally made necrophilia a crime

      What is the penalty? Is it ... stiff?

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  9. Email address? That'll pin em down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right, *no* one will be able to distribute *anything* anonymously if they have to provide an EMAIL address...

    After all, an EMAIL address is as solid an ID as a fingerprint!

    Signed, arnoldschwarzeneggar245573@hotmail.com

  10. Define "Sharing Files" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I only share packets.

  11. No problem! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    My email address? A real one, even? No problem! Get'cher red hot MP3s from your friendly local root@localhost! I might even reply to emails sent to that address, for a particularly appropriately-scoped definition of "localhost".

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    1. Re:No problem! by Lxy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Get'cher red hot MP3s from your friendly local root@localhost

      OK, I just sent you a request for some MP3s. Let me know when you recei... oooh! I have mail, gotta run!

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  12. said the pirate to the governator of califoynia: by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    "i'll be back"

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  13. What Next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What next? The lawmakers will require users to have an IP address to share files on the internet.

  14. Re:Liberals = Idiots by flyboy974 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Us liberals are such idiots thinking that people should be able to do what they want. We just want to let people marry whomever they want, smoke whatever they want, say whatever they want. I'm glad that you have helped me find my way. Sincerely, Music Sharer - god@heaven.com

  15. New Poll Idea by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    Email address used for file sharing?

    * asdf@asdf.com
    * schwartzenegger@california.gov
    * sit@home.org
    * eat@joes.com
    * cowboyneal@slashdot.org

    1. Re:New Poll Idea by gfody · · Score: 5, Funny

      com.dotat@atdot.com

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    2. Re:New Poll Idea by Telecommando · · Score: 4, Funny

      heywood@jablome.com

      It's a valid email address and yes, I read it from time to time. If Arnold wants to send me some mail at that address there's a chance I'll read it, albeit a slim chance.

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  16. Re:Disclose my email address? by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Funny

    batshit crazy freaks

    You have NO idea. I walked into the local Fry's the other day, and found that pretty much everything in the store had a tag reading "Warning: Handling this product will expose you to lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, [etc]"

    Holy crap! Was this Fry's once a firing range, and now contaminated with lead? Was everything they were selling made in some south-of-the-border factory that had a lead smelter under the roof? Were these items Chinese, and painted in lead-based paints?

    Actually, it was none of the above. The notices were required because of lead content in the solder used in the cabling.

    The legislators here have WAY too much time on their hands. Most of them are career politicians or career wannabees, and want to build up a "track record" of high-profile legislation (ie, crap that does nobody any good if you thought about it, but makes for a great photo op.) For example, this Yee fellow from San Francisco was slapped down multiple times - by his fellow legislators, and kept coming back by hollowing out other people's bills in order to put in his own ridiculous provisions. Then of course, there was the bill that banned .50 cal ammo, which was also rejected on multiple occasions, until some nameless legislators decided to "ghost vote" (ie, vote somebody else's button in addition to their own).

    Fraud in an election would get both parties screaming about how people's rights were violated, but evidently it's ok if it's done on a regular basis by elected officials. Crazy doesn't even begin to describe the situation here...

  17. cyclical by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    if they can prove you did it, then it wasn't anonymous. If they can't, then you can't be found guilty. Who the hell thought up this law?

  18. We noticed, but there's a good question. by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 2, Funny

    How come necrophilia was ever *legal* in California?

    1. Re:We noticed, but there's a good question. by csteinle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Beacuse nobody ever specifically banned it?

      There's a possible apocryphal tale that when the crime of buggery (which was used as the legal term) was introduced in Victorian Britain, Queen Victoria vetoed a similar law banning lesbian sexual acts as she refused to believe they were possible.

    2. Re:We noticed, but there's a good question. by dze · · Score: 5, Funny

      Queen Victoria vetoed a similar law banning lesbian sexual acts as she refused to believe they were possible.

      I believe they are impossible too. I demand that you show me the evidence!

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    3. Re:We noticed, but there's a good question. by MyHair · · Score: 2, Funny

      Okay, I have a photo of QEII and Margaret Thatcher around here somewhere....

  19. Re:Lots of questions by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 3, Funny

    How did the terminator become governor?

    Coming from the future, he knew the right key combination for your friendly Diebold vote counter?

  20. Re:What about my own music or video? by Smallpond · · Score: 2, Funny

    You obviously haven't seen the attempts by the newspapers to prevent this illegal sharing of their copyright works to people who are not the original purchaser.

    The Boston Globe, for example, has an advanced system for preventing you from giving your newspaper to someone else. They continue every damn article from the front page to some random other section of the paper, which you will never find unless you have the whole paper in its original order. It works way better than an EULA.

  21. Re:Lots of questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    * Is this only for legal files haring? (I would assume so)

    No. This applies to all forms of haring.

  22. Re:Spoofed Email by bob+beta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give out as many email addresses as you wish to be (partially) responsible for.

    Go ahead.

  23. Re:NO. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that example@domain.com is going to be in BIG trouble over this one.

  24. Utter bollocks by ectoraige · · Score: 5, Funny

    If your email address is with a non-US entity, the DoJ can go swivel.

    Therefore, if anybody wanst a prestigous yourname@the.prosecutor.has.herpes.and.a.leaky.ass .helgrim.com email address, provided free here in Ireland, contact me through my site.

    I'd love to see a video from the courtroom as the charges are read...

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  25. Re:What's with these laws? by scotch · · Score: 3, Funny
    This plan makes sense if you're stoned.

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  26. look at me, breakin the law by kLaNk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, thats right, no email address here AND I am sharing a song.

    Using klank3 encoding here is a pirated copy of a randomly selected Britney Spears song:

    .

    The encoding is ingenious actually. I simply remove all the crap from the final stream, and use an ASCII code 46 sentinel for the end of the stream. My encoding scheme is one of the few methods that actually improves the sound quality.

  27. hello by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Funny

    I recently participated in a beta test of some of your email-tracking software. I forwarded it to ten of my friends, as requested, but have not as of yet received a check for the compensation that was promised for my participation. Is there something else I need to do to claim the money?

  28. All expenses paid for $208/month? Sweet! ;-) by MacDork · · Score: 2, Funny

    County Jail? Room and board + three square meals a day AND I don't have to work for a year? Throw the book at me baby! Meetcha at the public library Andy Taylor!

  29. Re:Disclose my email address? by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oregonians have always known that Californians are arrogant, crazy freaks. A whole shitload of the fuckers moved into our state in the '80's, proving beyond a doubt that all of our cherished stereotypes about Californians were not only accurate, but in fact understated. Fortunately the discovery that our dreary, rainy winters last about 9 months was good enough to drive many of them away.

    One of my fervent hopes is that global warming will make the constant rain a year-round phenomenon, shaking loose the rest like fleas on a freshly-collared dog.

    Max

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