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The Last Starfighter--The Musical!
nomadic writes "Yes, seriously. Some people have decided to remake everyone's favorite obscure 1980's Star Wars ripoff into musical form. Definitely sounds like a Troy McClure role..."
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The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
This play won't go anywhere either.
If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
...just have my beta unit go watch it, and tell me about it later.
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
...that there is no God.
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I thought the Simpsons episode that had the Musical Planet of the Apes was just hyperbolic satire.
I guess I was wrong...
Storm theatre serious artist #1: Damage report!
Storm theatre serious artist #2: Our credibility is shot! Our theatre is a laughing stock! What do we do now?
[dramatic pause]
Storm theatre serious artist #1: We die.
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Writers get in shape by pumping irony.
Who knows; maybe it sounds like a Wil Wheaton role :)
Me: "Oh no, we can't get tickets! What do we do?"
***Eye piece swings over friend's eye***
My Friend: "We die."
Bryan R.
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, or $12.50 as seen on eBay.....
At least they didn't beat the Last Starfighter into a bloody, over-merchandized pulp with ever-increasingly mediocre sequels. As a result, the Last Starfighter is singularly better than all the Star Wars movies combined.
Centauri shoots first.
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Mostly I'm pissed the submitter pointed out it was a Star Wars ripoff, because I never caught on to that when I was a little kid, and now that he mentions it it's really blatant. :)
But I still think this is a fun movie to catch on TV. I mean, yeah, it's really cheesy, but does this deserve the Road House treatment? It probably has the best "lizard guy in human mask gives stirring speech to guy from trailer park that's secretly a great space pilot" scene I've seen, although the one in The Wedding Planner comes pretty close.
Oh, man. Now that I think about it... the second-in-command lizard guy whose eyepiece thing closes after every line he has? The scene with all the Gunstar pilots that's a direct, totally unapologetic ripoff of the Death Star briefing in Star Wars? That half-bald badguy leader that practically breaks a tooth chewing so much scenery? Aaaaugh! You're killing my childhood, Slashdot!
(As a sidenote, I always thought somebody should make a Last Starfighter videogame today, on the latest 3d hardware, that exactly mimcs the really stylized CGI from the movie. Say what you will, those scenes still look cool.)
Me too.
It was a decent movie, but what really brings back the memories is that...
...I got my first kiss ever after watching a replay of it...
...at a science fiction convention...
...while dressed as a "medieval" priest...
...from a girl I'd met the day before by going up to her and "blessing" her.
Yes, I am an unrepentant geek.
;)
That was, what, some nineteen years ago.
And as an unrepentant geek, I hope one day to get my second kiss.
In all seriousness though, Sandi Lynn E., here's to you, wherever you are after all these years.
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I thought I would take this moment to mention a play that was here in Toronto last year called Evil Dead: The Musical.
I am not one for musicals. But this was godamn funny. With such musical numbers as What The Fuck Was That? and (All Of The Men In My Life Keep Getting Killed By) Candarian Demons, you really can't go wrong.
I hope to see it again.