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Microsoft To Sell Win XP Starter Edition In Russia

Garabito writes "Cnet reports that Microsoft plans to distribute in Russia the low-cost, stripped-down version of Windows XP, called 'Starter Edition.' This release of Windows is aimed at markets in developing nations, and is known for not allowing more than three applications to run at the same time and not being networking capable. This product will not be available on retail, but will be distributed by OEM vendors in new PCs, at an approximate price of US$36. On a side note, the article also states that the MS tax paid by vendors to Microsoft for Windows XP licenses is $70 or more."

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  1. In Soviet Russia, by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..ahh, why bother.

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      ...Windows XP starts you!

      ...Windows XP is actually Windows HR! (Cyrillic alphabet humor)

      ...no more than three applications can run you at a time!

  2. The Same Reason I bought an XBOX by snuffdiddy23 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft loses money on the deal, everyone is happy.

    1. Re:The Same Reason I bought an XBOX by lurker412 · · Score: 1, Funny
      turning tricks for Lindows...

      Is this a new development in karma whoring?

    2. Re:The Same Reason I bought an XBOX by Klar · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe you haven't bought a CD-R lately.. but they are expensive.. like 30 cents each or something like that.. plus the cost of shipping. Not to mention the sticker with the serial#.. adding that together they must be losing money big time

  3. In Sowjet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft is going to sell Win XP starter edition.

    What did you expect here?

  4. At $36.... by DLR · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that's about what the full version is worth.

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    1. Re:At $36.... by turbofisk · · Score: 0, Funny

      And all this time I thought Linux supported sound...

  5. In Soviet Russia by detriment · · Score: 4, Funny

    Customer rips off Microsoft!

  6. good against piracy! by Boeboe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to see anyone willing to pirate thing thing :)

    1. Re:good against piracy! by ack154 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well if I even know what "thing thing" was, I'm sure I could at least *TRY* to pirate it... :p

  7. That looks like surplus to me... by TheTXLibra · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only runs three applications. Sells at a bargain basement price. Can't network worth crap. So basically: Russia is getting the unsold copies of Windows 95. Kudos to MS for figuring out a way to recycle their backstock rather than dump it in a landfill.

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  8. No networking.. by peterprior · · Score: 4, Funny

    With the current surge of spyware, viruses (don't get into the virii / viruses battle) and other malware, this may be the best feature yet :)

  9. I am willing to bet... by overbyj · · Score: 4, Funny

    that somebody at Microsoft is getting an award for this idea. It is just the culture of Microsoft that something this stupid is going on.

    Marketing Exec One: Let's try selling our stripped-down, crippled version of Windows to stop piracy and stop this "Linux-thingy" in Russia. Nobody there will know the difference

    Marketing Exec Two: Brilliant!

    One week later in Redmond at a special award ceremony:

    Bill Gates: We hereby award this plaque for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Marketing Excellence (apologies to the Simpsons). Marketing Exec One has devised a brilliant plan to stop piracy and the Linux cancer in Russia. Brilliant!

    And so life goes on in Redmond.

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  10. wow by unhooked · · Score: 3, Funny

    and all this time I thought the cold war was over.

  11. Most secure XP yet ? by mirko · · Score: 3, Funny

    This release of Windows is aimed at markets in developing nations, and is known for not allowing more than three aplications to run at the same time and not being networking capable.

    So, with XP's kernel, Microsoft's spyware and a user's app, the user might not have enough resources to launch a virus !

    (BTW, with no network, one wonders where he'd get one from)

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  12. Re:Why? by Lalakis · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Why would anyone want to pay 36 USD for an
    > operating system which isn't capable of networking
    > and multitasking past 3 programs?

    Well, windows are very well known to crash when you have more than 2-3 programs running, so I expect this edition to be the most stable windows ever sold. The cheapest too...

  13. Finally!!! by hdparm · · Score: 1, Funny
    Has there ever been more apropriate article for someone's 666th post?

    No.

  14. Wait a minute... by Gilesx · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can't run more than three applications at once?

    So that's

    1 - Anti virus
    2 - Firewall
    3 - Anti spyware

    Nice....

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by jimicus · · Score: 3, Funny

      What exactly are you firewalling against when the system doesn't support networking?

  15. "XP High Security Edition" by gweihir · · Score: 3, Funny

    After years of development, MS finally introduces the first truely secure edition of the Windows XP operating systems. Implementing a feature many security experts believe essential to make XP secure, MS enters the next level of secure computing and brings groundbreaking new security technology to its customers.

    An MS spokesperson was quoted as "Our users were not using the network anyways." and "Speculation that this is a step backwards by 15 years are completely groundless.".

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  16. less is more ? by eludom · · Score: 5, Funny

    > This release of Windows ... is not ...networking
    > capable.

    Hey...how come Russia gets the secure version of XP?

    ---eludom

  17. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why would anyone want to pay 36 USD for an operating system which isn't capable of networking and multitasking past 3 programs?

    DUH, for security reasons.

  18. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but most of those don't own a computer.

  19. Re: Linux "Starter Edition" ? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > I know this might sound rather crazy but the beauty of linux is that it would be trivial to create a linux "Starter Edition" equally crippled ?

    $ ps x
    PID TTY STAT TIME COMMAND
    1 ? S 0:25 init [3] --init
    2 ? SN 0:04 [ksoftirqd/0]
    3 pts/441 R+ 0:00 ps x
    $
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  20. You know things are bad... by mrscott · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...is Russia when their unit of currency is a rock. Not a refined rock, mind you, but instead leftover bits from disasters.

  21. No insult intended? by a66at · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was it Microsoft itself, who named us 'developing nation'? We had better sending a few nukes in response.

  22. Re:Opps i did it again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Oh my god... XP is Bad in the Proffesional Edition, an in the Home edition no words.. but, THIS EDITION?!?!?!!?!!!? Jesus.... NOT NETWORK SUPPORT???!??!!?! What the Fuck! microsoft is go to down.... Linux Power... The Freedom it Self...

    Hmm, do you think Babelfish could translate that? Maybe it has an "IDIOT" to "ENGLISH" setting?

  23. No, it's... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    1-Word
    2-IE
    3-Solitair

    Now there's no room for the virus or spyware to run.