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Laser Injures Delta Pilot's Eye
stormfish writes "The Washington Times is reporting that laser light from an unknown source injured a pilot's eye as he was flying a Boeing 737 from Dallas to Salt Lake City. A 5 milliwatt laser pointer is strong enough to damage a person's eye, and stronger laser's are not that hard to come by. Unfortunately, having pilots wear colored laser safety glasses would be impractical as that would make it impossible to interpret the colored symbols on paper maps and cockpit displays."
Did anyone think to check the frickin' sharks in the Great Salt Lake?
Do not look at laser with remaining eye.
How many times do we need to tell people that
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I, for one, welcome our new flying shark overlords
*cringes in terror*
The goggles do nothing!
I hearby declare the parent post to be a threat to National Security! You can't just go around posting links to dangerous things on the web! Think of the chaos! Think of the humanity! What about the CHILDREN!
Never confuse volume with power.
Hell, we could invade all the countries who might be trying to obtain them. But let's start with the ones that have oil.
> using multiple lasers at different frequencies, or perhaps by frequency cycling.
Wasn't this a line from an episode of Star Trek?
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I think it was "Debt of Honour" where CIA operatives near the airport use lasers to blind japanese (don't ask) AWACS pilots, making them crash their planes. Coincidentally, that book ends with a airliner being crashed into the White House. Soo, what does this mean? It's obvious - Tom Clancy is providing The Terrorists (tm) with ideas and needs to be put in jail ASAP!
"The plane's two pilots reported that the Boeing 737 had been five miles from the airport when they saw a laser beam inside the cockpit, said officials familiar with government reports of the Sept. 22 incident."
Next thing you know, they're smearing vaporub on each other and are struggling to find words to describe how awesome their faces feel right now.
-Randy
Simple. Equip every pilot with a pair of Joo-Janta 2000 Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses, that turn totally black at the first indication of danger! Joo-Janta 2000 Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses: Another fine product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation!
How are they going to make a 'laser protective windshield"? You can't just filter one frequency out and call it safe. Lasers do come in more than one wavelength. If they spend the money, they can shine whatever wavelength they want at you. What are you expecting? The captain to order the crew to 'modulate the shield frequency', and if that doesn't work, 'reverse the polarity'?
Stay where you are, we'll be over in black vans to pick you up in a couple of minutes..
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Better start with the ones that have oil that we sold lasers to.
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Now, please let me be the first pedant to point out that for them to have actually seen the beam inside the cockpit, then it must have been helluva dusty or smokey in there. Who were the pilots? Cheech and Chong?
-- There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
Soap, ballot, jury, ammo... LASER!
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No it has nothing to do with the energy. It's actually quite simple:
green = Rebels
red = Imperials
Clearly you were attacked by one of the good guys.
Potential future Darwin Award nominee. Investigating the effects of lasers by looking directly into the beam.
"Stay where you are, we'll be over in black vans to pick you up in a couple of minutes.."
Make sure you blindfold the pilots of your black helicopters as they fly in, so they don't get blinded by his laser...
It's not just the laser pointers. All pointers can be harmful to the eye.
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OUCH!!