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Telecom Outages Now a State Secret

Saeed al-Sahaf writes "In the past, before negotiating important or large telecommunications contracts, you could check out the detailed network outage reports that large telecommunications carriers file with the FCC. By knowing where carriers had experienced problems, buyers can negotiate better service contracts and know where to plan on redundant services. As recently as last summer, the FCC championed the marketplace benefits of making outage data available to the public. But after more than a decade of making such carrier outage reports available to the public, the FCC in August ruled that the information will be kept secret, lest it fall into the hands of terrorists."

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  1. See also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:See also... by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just you wait... soon news channels/radio will be hit for aiding and abetting terrorists by reporting traffic jams

  2. In Other News... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wholesalers are doing a booming business on orders of cloaks and daggers in Washington DC

    Hello, information? I'd like the numbers for G. David Shine and Roy Cohn.

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  3. bulldust by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what are they going to use it for?

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    1. Re:bulldust by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why negotiating lower prices on their evil global communication networks of course.

    2. Re:bulldust by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to mention that the reports are generally received post-mortem, unless its a *really* extended outage. By the time someone has written it up and mailed it to the FCC, the cell is back up.

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    3. Re:bulldust by KevinKnSC · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I imagine the argument goes something like:

      "Terrorists could find out what has caused outages in the past, use that to find a weakness in the telecommunications network, and then cause a communication outage that coincides with a 9/11-type attack, thereby aggravating the effects of the attack." An admittedly weak argument, but I bet that's the case.

    4. Re:bulldust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aha! It seems the grandparent forgot about Poland!

    5. Re:bulldust by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
      think sneaky enough to see why publicly disseminating this info is a Bad Idea.
      It just looks like a poor excuse to avoid giving out bad news to me. If terrorism is being used as an excuse to not divulge commercial information of a fairly trivial nature we will rapidly get more instances of thousand dollar toilet seats and other rorts. Checks and balances are what makes a democracy work - J. Edgar Hoover's FBI was a massive step backwards as an over-response to organised crime, and it was only after it became accountable that it was an effective organisation. We need to not repeat mistakes like that in the name of terrorism, which has been with us for a long time (it started WW1 for example).
  4. Repercussions on Verizon commercials. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Can you hear me now? What do you mean you can't tell me that?"

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  5. RIP USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On July 31, 1932, Hitler's Nazi party won 230 out of 608 seats in the Reichstag, making it the majority party, but he was not yet in power. It was several years before Hitler became the cosmically evil war criminal. On January 30, 1933, Hitler was finally sworn in as Chancellor. Historian Alan Bullock describes it: "Hitler came to office in 1933 as the result, not of any irresistible revolutionary or national movement sweeping him into power, nor even of a popular victory at the polls, but as part of a shoddy political deal with the 'Old Gang' whom he had been attacking for months.... Hitler did not seize power; he was jobbed into office by a backstairs intrigue." At the time, most Germans couldn't imagine that Hitler would last long because his bombastic and swaggering manner and his overly simplistic speeches about Germany's social, economic, and political problems were a "joke." Politically sophisticated Germans dismissed Hitler as an inept caricature, but he and his accomplices consolidated their power by passing national security legislation supported by a stacked court. During these critical times of concentrating power, der Schutzstaffein (SS) made sure that Hitler's critics and opponents were kept far away and silenced so that it would appear as though he had complete national support and, indeed, a mandate. Thus peacefully began Nazi totalitarianism.

    1. Re:RIP USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwins_law

      Godwin's Law (also Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies) is an adage in Internet culture that was originated by Mike Godwin in 1990. The law states that:

      As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

    2. Re:RIP USA by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I haven't checked in detail your numbers and dates, bu t they seem more or less correct. However, to resume the rise of the Third Reich to power in one paragraph seems rather simplistic. I have in my shelf a 1600 page book by William Shirer that barely touches on the highlights of the whole thing. Shirer, who was a journalist in Germany in the 1930's, mentions in his preface how many thousands of documents, several hundreds tons of paper, he researched.


      To affirm that Hitler came to power as a result of a "political deal" seems to me the mother of all simplifications. Sure, there were many political deals as part of a process that included much more. The total failure of the Weimar republic, the lack of any credible alternative, also have to be taken into account. And at least two other facts must also be taken into account. First, Hitler was elected legally. Second, the imposition of a dictatorship was in the Nazi party program from the start.


      The German people willingly and knowingly chose Hitler as their dictator. It seemed to be the right thing at the time.


      Although I do not approve of the Bush government, by any means, I believe that putting him in the same cathegory as Hitler is a wild exaggeration. A common internet debating tactic, compare someone to Hitler. I admit to having used that same tactic, I don't miss a chance to post "Hitler was a vegetarian" comments.


      But that's a counterproductive tactic. Despite this being Slashdot, the best policy would be to mention in clear and well-balanced arguments why Bush is so dangerous. He's no Hitler himself, but he may well be tending the garden where the seeds of a future Hitler will be planted. The number of anti-liberty laws that are being implemented now in the USA is what really worries me. All in the name of what would be otherwise perfectly acceptable principles.


      We must fight terrorism. Protect the artists. We must defend life. At all costs.


      Hey, wait a second, at "all" costs? Even if the result is giving up basic personal freedom, stifling creativity in arts and science, squashing research and development, and exporting inellectual jobs to other countries?

  6. Hands of the terrorists? by darth_MALL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems more like a scheme to keep the public in the dark should there be a successful attack on the telecom infrastructure... If the public doesn't know...it didn't happen.

    1. Re:Hands of the terrorists? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > Seems more like a scheme to keep the public in the dark should there be a successful attack on the telecom infrastructure... If the public doesn't know...it didn't happen.

      Conversely, if the public doesn't know, then it wasn't a very successful attack on the telecom infrastructure, was it? :)

  7. Lets see by clenhart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lets see..

    Helps business. check
    Hurts people. check
    Has terrorist excuse. check

    It must be from the Republican administration.

    1. Re:Lets see by BrynM · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You're both missing the bigger point:

      Hurts business. Check.
      Hurts people. Check.
      Has terrorist excuse. Check.

      Must be the US of A
      (Sadly, my own country's record)

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    2. Re:Lets see by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This does not help business. It helps previously established businesses. (Keeping the little guy from competeing is a form of harming business, in the long run.)

      Yes, that is a hallmark of a republican administration, though - to act as if past business success gives you an entitlement to future business success indefinitely, and if your business model starts to fail because the world is a changing place, then pass laws to make the world change more slowly.

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  8. Important distinction by erick99 · · Score: 5, Informative
    The FCC is not prohibiting the dissemination of this information, they are not going to provide it themselves, though.

    The fcc did not go so far as to prohibit all network vulnerability data from reaching the public--only that the information won't reach the public via the FCC.

    Telco's are still free to provide the information and apparently they have competitive reasons to do so:

    Lawyers who negotiate contracts for large enterprises agreed carriers that face meaningful competition will not be inclined to stop providing relevant data, including the cause of outages, to enterprises. Some said that even where competition is not robust, carriers have an interest in being candid with their largest customers.

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    1. Re:Important distinction by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the data isn't fed through a third party, then what reason do you have to believe it is accurate? It would be as believable as a company's own press release, and have just as much lack of accountability.

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  9. Frightening by mistersooreams · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't it scary that I thought the bit about terrorism was a joke? But no, I RTFA and sure enough, they really are putting this down to terrorism. Will future generations laugh at how easily the masses were seduced by this strawman? This is like the German Jews all over again...

    1. Re:Frightening by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I HAVE IN MY HAND, A LIST OF 12 CARD HOLDING COMMUNIST PARTY MEMBERS, THAT WORK IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT..."

      Yeah, we are so much wiser now, we would never fall for that old, 'red scare' paranoia that was rampant in the 1950s. What silly, foolish people our grandparents were to fall for such an obvious paranoid delusion. The real sad thing is, unlike the 1950's, there is no single vocal Joe McCarthy type to debunk. If compairing the current political situation to the 'Red Scare' is accurate, we will have to put up with this for a good ten years.

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    2. Re:Frightening by Random_Goblin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I seem to recall a fairly convincing documentry (probably BBC) regarding a former KGB controller who took large numbers of records with him with the collapse of the former Soviet Union. The files demonstrated that where as much of the millitary might of the Soviet empire was bluff, their intelligence work was first rate. The thing I found darkly funny and quite ironic was that the files showed there WERE large numbers of communist agents in the state department. (although probably not the ones Joe "mad staring eyes" McCarthy could see. Still as you state, it's a good job we don't have witch hunts in this age, we clearly have learnt the lessons of history... hmm the news is just teling me i'm now required to be fingerprinted and photographed on entering the US ... no no ... I'm sure we've learned.

    3. Re:Frightening by Random_Goblin · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes, not knowing if a phone is working in Podunk, WI is the same as 10s of Millions of people dying. Excellent analogy, you broke Godwin without even putting up a fight. You lose!


      do you even have any idea what you are talking about? clearly not I think you'll find the horrific death toll of the Holocaust to be between 5-6 million Jews and a similar number of non-Jewish victims, (the gypsies and the homosexuals for example) a quite horrific enough figure without being misrepresented as 10s of millions.

      The number of victims of Stalin's death camps and mass executions is certainly in the 10's of millions however.

      Now who do you think the German and Russian People were to allow such terrible actions to be done in their name? They were people like you and me who had their freedoms and rights taken from them slowly and under the guise of Just Cause and Security. They were given monsters to be scared of, and more importantly to blame, and they lost control of their country to very evil dictators.

      There is an old adage about the best way to boil a frog is to turn the heat up slowly, so it doesn't notice. From what I can see America is having the gas turned up notch by notch.

      As for the very trivial banning of phone outage records, it is not that they are being withheld... it is that the reason given is "Homeland Security".
    4. Re:Frightening by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fascism can develop without a racial extermination angle. The current government of mainland China, for example, has survived for 3 generations, and is probably much closer to fascism than communism, while its fascist traits are generally unrecognized as such - for example their semi-official policy that ethnic Chinese that are citizens of other nations are still really subject to PRC law, and those people have an obligation not to speak ill of the Chinese government or they are betraying their entire race, etc.

      Fascism tends to need scapegoats for its failures, but those don't have to be chosen along racial lines. Americans who are "soft on terror" would make a lovely scapegoat. The way the word 'Liberal' is used in some circles is well along towards scapegoat status. There don't have to be mass exterminations at all, unless the fascist government screws up the economy enough that slave labor starts looking really effective. A few lynchings here and there are often enough to keep the powers that be in power.

      Let's not wait for mass exterminations this time. Protecting some big, long established businesses that have close ties to government from public scrutiny is an early sign, not just in regimes such as Nazi Germany, where the end result was genocide, but in Fascist Italy, and Imperial Japan, which had plenty of their own share of evil without necessarily being big on killing jews.

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  10. I am completely at a loss for words . . . by achurch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, stupidity seems to be the norm in politics, and this sounds like it was pushed through by the telecoms to avoid having to look bad to their customers, but still, this is just so ridiculous . . . *sigh*

  11. Just Another Way That Bush Screws the Consumer by ortcutt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm always amazed at the creativity that the Bush administration shows. They just never stop thinking of new ways to screw the consumer. This is almost as good as making everyone pay to have their phone tapped.

    1. Re:Just Another Way That Bush Screws the Consumer by timmy+the+large · · Score: 4, Funny
      Dear Mr. pnatural

      We are writing you to apologize about your cat. Sadly it was involved in a terrorist plot the we are currently not at liberty to discuss and for reasons of national security we were forced to drive over it repeatedly in black unmarked, sedans. We thank you for your cooperation in this matter and hope this does not affect your vote.

      Sincerly,

      Dick Cheney

  12. Knowledge is power... by terraformer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perfect markets (the ones conservatives crow about incessantly) require perfect information. Think about that the next time you hear them blather on about wonders of the free market. Anyone who truly believes in the true capitalist ideals and still votes republi-can't needs their head examined.

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    1. Re:Knowledge is power... by BetaJim · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This reminds me of one of my favorite email sigs:

      "Any conservative who claims to be in favor of capitalism -- the
      unrestricted exchange of goods and services between consenting
      persons -- but is in favor of the drug war, is a hypocrite."

      I don't know the author, but I approve of the sentiment.

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  13. Just because... by rewt66 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because an insane thing happened (9/11), does the whole world have to go insane?

    Apparently so...

    1. Re:Just because... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think it's a good idea to give out extra tolerance to people as a reward for them being oversensitive intolerent people themselves - just like it's a bad idea to give in to the demands of a hijacker - because it teaches the lesson that being a bad person is a "winning" strategy.

      The day a major popular television show is made in the middle east that can make jokes about Islam that are as raunchy and irreverent as the kinds of things you see about Christianity on the Simpsons or Family Guy over here, without fear, then maybe I'll have more empathy for them.

      As an atheist, I've often wished that people around the world would just give up religious styles of thought (which exist in things other than just religions - the way some people approach politics have the same sorts of problems), but I don't think that's ever going to happen. Now I'd just be happy if people would be more tolerant of opposing viewpoints. The splintering of Christianity into many different little factions really helped transform it into mostly being the religion of peace and tolerance it claims to be (when it really wasn't before that, with major church doctrine being tied to political machinations). My only hope for Islam is that it ends up having the same sort of thing happen to it soon. The biggest concern I have over it is that it is a religious tenet in Islam that religion must rule over government - so it would be hard to have a secular government in an islamic country like the many secular democratic governments that exist in christian countries. Turkey has managed to pull it off, but I can't think of any other good examples. (Pakistan would have been but it's still operating from the results of a military coup).

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    2. Re:Just because... by HunterZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because an insane thing happened (9/11), does the whole world have to go insane?

      I think it's more along the lines of the U.S. government and corporations using the constantly news-media-fanned flames of mass hysteria to push their own agendas, which normally would be met with much resistance by the people (who, reasonably, don't want to give up their freedoms without sufficient cause). I don't know which is the worst:

      - The government and corporations taking advantage of the sheeple's ignorance and mass hysteria,
      - The media stoking the hysteria to keep people watching the news instead of pro wrestling and reality shows, or
      - The fact that people really are stupid enough to buy into all these scare tactics used by the government, corporations, and the news media to take advantage of us.

      I've heard multiple people recently talk about how they're afraid to fly or work in the air transportation industry because of "all the terrorists in airports and on airplanes these days."

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  14. Free Market? by shirai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ironically, by making this information secret, telcos need to worry less about the reliability of their networks since their reliability will be difficult to assess by the buying public. This exerts less pressure on the telcos for improving the reliability of their systems.

    As usual, government intervention will bring about the opposite of what they intend to do. Prescious few things are more efficient than the free market.

    Remember that it wasn't that long ago that government supported the idea that a Monopoly in the telco industry kept prices down. Anybody remember exhoribitant long distance prices in the era of the government mandated telco monopoly?

    If the government wants to improve redundancy, they should seek to make this information more public and more easily accessible and I guarantee you that buyers will exert the necessary pressures to keep the telcos running.

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  15. Under every rock by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Terrorists are hiding under every rock, and behind every Bush. It's the new excuse for taking away our rights - "We can't let you see that because the terrorists could use it!"

    Recently on Now with Bill Moyers (PBS, Friday nights, great show) there was a story about a major natural gas pipeline that would be passing near towns and populated areas. Problem is that no one could find out exactly what the route would be because of terrorism concerns. So it could pass under a school and no one would be allowed to know that. It was a great deal for the company building the pipeline because they didn't have to fight any protests over it running too close to someone's house.

    So much FUD.

  16. Insane... by damu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, the FCC gathered all this information, compiled it and then presented it to the public. Ok, we can assume that the FCC is a non-partisan entity. Well, this rule now says that the non-partisan entity will no longer provide this information, but the original owners of the information can still make it public. So, lets see, I am Verizon I have a huge outage in some region where I commonly have outages, why would I tell the customer this information? What forces me not to give it some spin?

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  17. Looks like the terrorists already know by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In September 2003, Qwest Communications International Inc. service was out for 4 hours and 38 minutes after vandals cut fiber-optic cables in Bellingham, Wash.

    Seems like a good plot to me- kind of like crashing a truck into the compound in Salem, OR on the corner of Hawthorne and State St. would be the obvious first move of a terror attack in Oregon- by taking out the emergency communications center you'll hinder any response to anything else you do.

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  18. Terrorists? by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did they specify exactly how a terrorist would be at an advantage from an unplanned regional outage in the telecommunications system? If I am not mistaken, the emergency first responders are all equipped with radios and their own reserved frequencies. This sounds more like an excuse for telephone companies to conceal embarrassing information about quality of service from their customers.

    1. Re:Terrorists? by SQLz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently the Terrorist were using the information to negotiate lower fees when building thier evil information infrastructure. Since terrorists should not be allowed to pay lower fees AND attack the USA, the FCC has decided to keep that information secret. Now, the terrorists will have to pay what everyone else pays.

  19. Vulnerability detected in the wrong place by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems to me that if the national telecom system is so fragile that the info contained in those documents would make it easy to break, then the vulnerability doesn't lie with the documents. Instead, the government should be examining how to improve the reliability and redundancy of the telecom system.

  20. Deadlines to Register to Vote Approaching by ortcutt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The deadlines to register to vote are approaching in many states. If this kind of bullshit bothers you, then register, vote and do something about it. Register your friends too, at least those friends who haven't drunk the kool-aid.

  21. Why stop there? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about we also classify poverty and jobless statistics, so that terrorists won't know to what degree their actions are malaffecting our country?

    I don't know about you, but I don't need a government report to tell me when my phone goes out, and neither do the terrorists.

  22. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing... by k98sven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is this necessary?

    Can someone give an example of terrorists striking the phone system? Anywhere, ever?
    (Need I remind people that terrorism isn't new or unique to the US.. )

    Is there any indication that Al-Quaida even wants this information?

    This is just ridiculous to the extreme, no matter how you look at it. Just to play devil's advocate, I'll go along with the fact that the US is engaged in a 'War on terror'.

    Is this 'war on terror' a conventional war?

    Is the goal of Al-Quaida (or whatever terror group you want) to disable the US military and its supporting infrastructure through strategic attacks? Why? Do they plan to invade?

    Hell, no. The goal of terrorist organizations is to create terror. That is best done through spectacular things like hijackings, bombings and the slaughter of civilians.

    Terrorists kill people. They don't bomb bridges, bust dams and destroy communications networks. They kill people, as many and as violently and as publicly as possible. The purpose is to create fear and publicitity. Actual military-strategic damage is far less important.

    So why can't we know when our phone systems are down? Why are bridges being guarded? Why are people being harassed for photographing locks?

    The USA has managed to inflict more fear on itself than Osama ever could.

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  23. While we're at it. by pokeyburro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hurts business. Check.
    Hurts discourse. Check.
    Has terrorist excuse. Check.

    Must be another /. political thread.

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  24. Re:Security: the new big excuse by Tim+Doran · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...or maybe "security" really was the reason. Perhaps it was routed through a country that permits mail to be searched.

    Kinda like sending "suspected terrorists" to other countries for the dirty work of torture.

  25. Standard of life? by kentmartin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not American, Australian actually and live primarily in the UK, but is seems to me that our countries (including the US) are missing the point!

    What the hell is the point defending things, preventing information falling into the hands of terrorists etc if you are destroying the very way of life you are trying to protect.

    Flame away, but, it does strike me that Sep 11 was a tremendously "successful" terrorist action in terms, not so much of the event itself (although, from the instigators perspective, that can hardly be seen as a failure), but in terms of our reaction to it. It is now almost a matter of routine that more and more of our public and private rights are taken away from us and information is restricted to us.

    (The recent bombing of the Australian embassy in Jakarta has been used to refuel the flames in Aussie politics).

    Who is doing the most damage to our way of life? Us or them?

    These aren't of course unique ideas, but they are ones that should never be forgotten.

    Small disclaimer: I of course abhor terrorism in all its forms, when I refer to "success" I simply refer to the level to which the instigators objectives have been met.

    Small note on disclaimer: It does bother me the level of paranoia is such at the moment that I feel the need to have the write the last paragraph and basically declare myself to be a reasonable human being who wishes no harm to anyone lest anybody make the assumption otherwise.

  26. It's about time! by ArcticCelt · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's about time!

    Now if they can just ban access to that nasty election and recount data, the terrorist will really be screwed.

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  27. Terrorists WTF? by __int64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Terrorists have no power, unless we give it to them (through fear)...doing shit like this is just making it worse (unduly causing more public fear). Assuming for a moment that fighting terrorism was the real purpose of this...

  28. but if there's an outage....and i can't call by discogravy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how will I know how long we've been at war with Oceania?

  29. Time to move by krray · · Score: 3, Informative

    Time to move -- but where? Really...

    I can't get this information if I wanted it for a good business reason? My name is: My birthday is: I am who I am, born here as my father, his father, and well back many a generation. I have to sign a non-disclosure agreement and pass a security check? Fine. I had to to legally carry a gun as well -- which is in itself understandable, but another bothersome issue that existed well before 9/11... (my concern would be war, invasion, and if _I_ was invading the first list to round up would be the gun carriers).

    I thought it was also ridiculous that the phone company tries to hide and doesn't want to give me a list show all area codes and prefix and which band (A, B, C, or D) they're in. 15 years ago I could request a NAMP list (I think it was) and get it. 5 years ago they simply refused. I have VoIP now, which is tapped I'm sure, but I digress...

  30. OMFG!@!!!! TEH TERRISTS!!! by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 5, Funny

    TEH TERRISTS R CUMMING, TEH TERRISTS R CUMMING
    QUICK -- GRAB ANKLES, BEND N INSERT HED INTO ASSSSSS!!!@#@#!~!!!

    Ohhhh fux0r -- it's so dark -- there must be black ops in here!!!!

    This story is yet another prime example of why I am seriously considering expatrioting myself from this fear mongering society of irrational and doctrines of hysteria enfored by skittle colored terror alerts.

    I had a conspiracy theory that I made as a "joke" back in the 9/11 days that the twin towers attack was "allowed" in the same way that the British allowed Nazi airstrikes because they didn't want the Nazi's to know that they could see them coming via a new tech called "radar" Only this time, instead of strategizing against an outernationalist enemy, they are strategizing against US citizens by inciting a state of controlled panic to leverage measures to restrict our liberties and nullify the constition.
    You see... the constitution has loopholes that allow for secrecy of public information and "temporary" revocation of rights in the event of "war time" needs. So the obvious exploit is to start a never ending war and exploit those holes in our national charter to rootkit the entirity of the constitution.

    At the time I considered it an item that would make you laugh then make you think... but as time has gone on, I'm laughing less and thinking more.

  31. The next state secret... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... federal election results!

    That'd make sure these pesky terrorists won't target our fearless leaders.

  32. priority check by Packet+Fish · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can understand why these politicians what to protect this sensitive and important data, but lets get our priorities strait! There is a whole host of public data that must be protected before it falls into the wrong hands. Please refer to the following list.
    • My Credit Report - The terrorist might try and deny me a new credit-card as part of their nefarious plan to prevent US citizens from purchasing top notch 3d hardware.
    • Station ID Badges - If we allow the terrorist to see what channel they are watching while a program is on, then they will know which TV stations to attack.
    • Web Page Advertising Links - If we provide hyperlinks to some of Americas most important companies on our unrelated web page, then it is far too easy for the terrorist to find their way to the companies' web sites. To be on the safe side, we should probably ban company websites all together.
    • The Words on the Karaoke Screen - By simply providing the terrorist with the lyrics to Americas treasure trove of musical tallent, we make it that much easer for them to learn the ways of our culture and blend into our society.
    • Magazine Subscription Inserts - Each magazine contains a card listing not only the address and content of the magazine, but how much it costs!?! And formatted into a pocket sized card that is easily removable and constructed of heavy durable paper! What are we thingking? These cards are practically treason.
    • Political Advertising - By broadcasting to the public the names, faces, and issue positions of each political candidate, we are only making them targets for the terrorists.
    • Spinach - By providing this vitamin laden vegetable to the general public, we are practically inviting the terrorists to obtain it in large quantities and become big and strong so that they can overpower our military. Spinach must be tightly controlled by the government.
    • Reality TV Shows - These programs describe step by step for the terrorists dangerous skills such as wilderness survival, business tactics, how to run casinos, build or renovate buildings, and how to convince weak people to do things they don't what to for no reason.
    • My Grades - By providing ready access to my educational records to all potential employers and parental garidans, the government is divulging information about this country's youth's readiness to serve and protect the country and level of expertise in important national security fields such as calculus, african american studies, and spelling. This information must be protected at all costs.
    • News Crawls / Stock Tickers - The national security value of protecting J-Lo's latest breakup is unquestionably paramount.
    • Spam E-Mail - Providing the terrorist with information on cheep home loans and ready pharmaceuticals access is tantamount to handing them the keys to Congress.
  33. You laugh now... by Kanasta · · Score: 4, Funny

    By knowing where carriers had experienced problems, terrorists could avoid shoddy services and choose more reliable telecommunications carriers. Those evil evil...

    Haa, we'll fix that. Now, terrorists will get shoddy services like the rest of us!

  34. "terrorist" bullshit by irokin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I dunno about you guys but Im getting mighty sick of this terrorist bullshit

  35. Balderdash by EriDay · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I were to disrupt the random network, I would watch the 1st responders and know what the effect was.

    This is all about the Bush admin. using terrorism as their excuse for all policy. Can't say it's because Bush got $4.7 million from the Communic/Electronics industries. In the last month I've seen that we can't import drugs from Canada because they might be spiked by terrorists. Bush is promising to privatize Social Security again, he couldn't get it done 1st term because he was too busy fighting terrorists. All policy is now terrorist related.

  36. Sure by mfh · · Score: 3, Informative

    To be clear, I did not say that the USA is fascist. I said that the US is rapidly becoming fascist. And I believe it is.

    Could you please explain, in terms of the definition of fascism given by Wikipedia, why "the USA is rapidly becoming fascist"?

    Sure I'll comment. If you point your browser to the Fascist mottos listed on Wikipedia, you will se a few interesting statements that seem to fit current US government attitudes.

    Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato, "Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State."

    The US has pretty much had a divorce with the UN after invading Iraq. The intelligence leading to the Iraq invasion was unfounded and proven false. There were no WMDs; they lied to commit their military and hundreds of billions of dollars to fight a war over oil interests and to settle an old score. The recent Homeland Security measures, including the topic of making cell phone blackouts secret, is also is a throwback to this motto.

    The Patriot Act appears to be in the spirit of the above motto, from start to finish.

    Me ne frego, "I don't care," the Italian Fascist motto.

    I think it's pretty heartless to attack a country for oil, don't you? It's pretty tactical and devoid of humanity to kill for resources, to kill for revenge.

    Libro e moschetto - fascista perfetto, "Book and musket - perfect Fascist."

    You could look at the Christian doctrines of most Americans and see tones from the above motto in many news items regarding gun toting Christians. Many American Christians are not over the top like Koresh was, but if you look at the attitudes after 9/11 on talk shows and news broadcasts, there was quite a bit of patriotism against muslim states such as Iraq and Iran.

    Viva la Morte, "Long live death (sacrifice)."

    I'm sure Bush has said something similar to this in every single one of his speeches.

    The fact of the matter is, that when a state increases the power of its government over the freedom of its people, that state is moving toward the fascist model. When the state is more important than the liberties of the people, the state is no longer operating in the realm of the common good. When a president can usurp sovereignty by stealing an election, then there is cause to wonder if Democracy is alive anymore in the States. Maybe it's not fascism. Maybe it's not democracy. Maybe it's not feudalism. Maybe it's not communism. Maybe it's not tyranny. Maybe it's just corporatism, and the latest abomination.

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    1. Re:Sure by patches · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The US has pretty much had a divorce with the UN after invading Iraq

      In my opinion the US should completely pull out of the UN all together anyway.

      The intelligence leading to the Iraq invasion was unfounded and proven false

      First of all, you are completely wrong here, but lets look at what if the intellegence was wrong. Even if the intelligence was wrong, if Bush did nothing, then his accusers would be screaming for his head because he didn't do anything.

      There were no WMDs; they lied to commit their military and hundreds of billions of dollars to fight a war over oil interests and to settle an old score

      Here again, you are completely wrong. THEY FOUND WMDs IN IRAQ. I don't know any other way to tell this so that it makes sense. They found over a gallon of Sarrin Gas in Iraq. You do know that Sarrin is a Chemical Weapon right? And you do know that there are three catagories of weapons that constitute WMDs right? And you do know that one of those catagories is Chemical weapons right? In case you didn't know that, the other two are Biological, and Nuclear. So now that we have established that there were some WMDs in Iraq lets look at the other possibilities. In the last 12 years of Sadam defing UN sanctions, every person in the public eye that is now screaming that Bush lied was adament that Saddam had WMDs. For 12 years Saddam has been defing UN sanctions and orders, all of which authorized any member country to take military action against Iraq if Iraq didn't comply, which Iraq didn't comply. And for 12 years Saddam has had plenty of chances to hide any WMDs he had, buring them in the vast desert that is Iraq, sending them to Syria for safe keeping, etc. We have already found a number of intact fighter jets burried in the desert for safe keeping, why not WMDs?

      You are right on one thing. This war is about Oil, although you are wrong in who it is about Oil to. France was apposed to the US invading Iraq because while the rest of the world had sanctions against Iraqs oil, France had secret contracts with Iraq for cheap oil. And while the UN was running the abortion that was the Oil for Food program top officials in the UN are pocketing cash and getting rich stealing money from that program, including Kofi Annan. Hmmm, and I wonder why the UN was apposed to the US enforcing the United Nations own orders against Iraq, oh yeah, because they didn't want to give up the additional income they stole from the Oil for Food program.

      I think it's pretty heartless to attack a country for oil, don't you? It's pretty tactical and devoid of humanity to kill for resources, to kill for revenge.

      So you think the US is only in Iraq for the Oil. Ok, where is the Oil. We have been fighting in Iraq for well over a year now, where is the Oil. Why is my Gas price still close to 2.00 a gallon. If we invaded Iraq for the Oil why don't we have any? I will tell you, simply we didn't go into Iraq for the Oil. France and the UN didn't want us to go into Iraq because of there own Oil interests, but we didn't go in for the Oil. What I think is heartless is a leader of a country using Chemical Weapons against his own people. Saddam has killed more Iraqis then the US has...

      When a president can usurp sovereignty by stealing an election,

      I am assuming here that you are refering to Bush. Funny how he didn't steal the election, he was elected fair and square. The only person that was tring to steal that election was Gore, and luckily the law was enforced and Gore was stopped. There wasn't any confusion with so-called "Butterfly Ballots" The problem was that a lot of people assumed that Gore would win, so they voted for Buchanan for what ever reason, and when it became a close call, they started panicing and sold themselves out to be idiots tring to change the outcome of a legal election. There weren't any minorities that were denied a vote, there were even a few groups that set up hotlines after the election

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