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Rehabilitating Damaged Laptops

Rollie Hawk writes "It breaks my heart to see a computer in need of a good home. For years, I've driven my wife crazy with all the 'strays' I've brought home with me. After all, the last thing my house needs is a few more cubic feet devoted to kenneling old and abused computers. That being said, laptops present very unique opportunities. No matter what caused you or someone else to ditch that old laptop, there still may be some way to integrate it back into society. For every kind of laptop lemon, I've found that there's plenty of lemonade to be made."

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  1. Warning by DrMrLordX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once you have finished making lemonade, be certain not to spill it on your newly-refurbished laptop.

    1. Re:Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, if someone finds an old Compaq Aero make sure you clean down the keyboard really well. My cat peed on one of them and it was pretty nasty.

  2. A game server? by Goosey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Woe to the players connecting to the resurrected old laptop for a game of UT2k4... Yikes!

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  3. Salesmen by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once we eliminate all sales men from using laptops they should be a lot safer.

  4. Is there a point? by jptechnical · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it a question? Is it a statment? I am not sure what to reply.

    That said... I have several old laptops and scoop them up when I get the chance. I have a couple dumb terminals running diskless terminal server clients... a couple playing mp3's. A simple ghostable one for installing *trial versions* of software I can then reghost and install when I need to.

    Lots of good reasons to keep them.

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    Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
    1. Re:Is there a point? by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Installing the thin client system depends on the server's OS. If it's Windows NT Terminal Server, 2000 Server/Advanced Server/Datacenter, XP Pro, or Server 2003, just install Remote Desktop Connection (or, if the client is running Windows 3.1, Terminal Services Client, and if it's running Linux, rdesktop). If the server is anything else, try Ultr@VNC on Windows (ultravnc.sf.net - a TightVNC mod to add chat and filesharing capabilities - very nice, but there is no server for Linux - at least the client runs on Wine), and TightVNC on Linux. The client is ridiculously easy whether it's VNC or Remote Desktop. The server could be a little challenging if it's on Linux (I haven't gotten mine to work how I want yet - it starts KDE, and I DON'T want that - I can't experiment now, anyway, due to a botched overclocking attempt (233.333 to 262.500MHz).

  5. Thin Clients by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Another great use for laptops that are underpowered are as dumb wireless terminals. We have 10 laptops on our site (a public school) which we connect into a terminal server wirelessly and has given new life to laptops which would have just been thrown away.

    1. Re:Thin Clients by loraksus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yeah, I second that. I've used a 486 with a wifi card and win95 (linux was a pita to set up on it) with the remote desktop client without any problems.

      Most modern apps wouldn't run worth a damn on it (i.e. firefox, et al)

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    2. Re:Thin Clients by aurispector · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How thin is thin? The primary thing I use my laptop for is email, internet and light word processing. I had a relatively new (p850) laptop with a broken hinge and dead HDD. Got a new hinge online and a 12 gb hdd secondhand at a hardware show both for about $75. Slap in a copy of winme and it runs firefox just fine. I really don't see the need to install any other software.

      I don't forsee this machine losing functionality so long as it can run a reasonably modern browser.

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    3. Re:Thin Clients by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might get better performance out of Windows 3.11 (although setting up TCP/IP is a bit less fun). If all you're doing is running a remote desktop client (MS remote desktop client is available for Win32, Win16, Mac and there's even an open implementation for *NIX) then you probably don't need things like protected memory or pre-emptive multitasking (after all, you're only running one program) so you don't need the overhead of these.

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    4. Re:Thin Clients by isorox · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trouble is, old laptops tend to have crap, if any, battery life. Wireless is great, but it still leaves you tied down.

      I use an old laptop as a personal dns/mail/web server. It's not fast, but it doesn't need to be. More importantly if I trip the fusebox, my server stays up for 5 and a half minutes. Poor man's UPS.

    5. Re:Thin Clients by nilrake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Get a CF->PCMCIA adapter and get a CF 802.11b card. I currently use a Netgear CF MA701. Anything rated for the last gen Pocket-PC's should work in the adapter

  6. Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by Justus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't most of this stuff a bit.. well.. obvious? The gist of the article appears to be "find a laptop with a small hard drive? upgrade it (through some unmentioned means of salvage from your friends who happen to have old laptop hard drives) or use things that don't require a lot of space!" and "have a laptop with a low resolution screen? run things that are low resolution!"

    I mean, the suggestions as to what to run in which situation are helpful, but I like to think that if I were dealing with those problems, I'd be able to figure those solutions out as well.

    Oh well, it killed a few minutes.

    1. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      not only obvious but extremely shallow.

      "if it has a vga port you can use a capture card to put it on the tv."

      HUH??

      and he goes on talking about extremely basic things.

      How about actually rebuilding the laptops? I've snagged dead laptops by the palletfull before and simply take them apart and replace cracked screens with working screens (need a number of the same model, easy to get from corperate auctions)

      upgrading the hard drive can usualy be done, flashing the bios is the first step and there is still copies of the dreaded drive management software out there to force a large drive to work on a old machine.

      Finally, the best thing is to put in a CF card caddy in the hard drive slot and add a CF card as the drive for unitask laptops. I did this with about 10 of them and set them up for the local ham radio group. write protect the CF card (if it has that switch) and use it as an appliance. works great for their packet radio, turn it on and it boots into their software.

      Finally upgrades are possible. the Dell Lattitude Cpi's were very modular for almost 2 years of manufacturing. I upgraded my daughter's laptop from a P-II 266 to a P-II 400 by simply moving the procerssor module from the dead laptop to her's.

      Personally, the only good old laptop to hold onto is the tandy 100 and any of the early toughbooks.

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    2. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by rxmd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      How about actually rebuilding the laptops? I've snagged dead laptops by the palletfull before and simply take them apart and replace cracked screens with working screens (need a number of the same model, easy to get from corperate auctions)
      I second that. Years ago, a friend gave me a dead AcerNote Light 370CDX laptop with a broken screen. I repaired it using a spare screen from eBay that cost about $20, then I took it with me when I visited Iran for the first time - just for work, diary, Internet access with a PCMCIA modem card the occasional game of NetHack and so on.

      I've carried my AcerNote on 14-hour train and 21-hour bus journeys up and down Iran, probably somewhere aroung 6000 miles in total, all the time stuffed at the bottom of my boardcase, in temperatures ranging from five to forty-five degrees (C) and with humidity ranging from desert to jungle. I wouldn't have dared to take a new laptop with me, but the old Pentium 133 was fine. Probably it survived all sorts of rough treatment, including being shoved around by Iranian customs officials, specifically because I could afford to lose it. Had I taken my work laptop down there, it would've been broken after three days, probably.

      Same thing now: I've spent five months in Uzbekistan with an old IBM Thinkpad T20. It's light, comparatively rugged, specifically not brand new, and it does all it's supposed to do. And it survived working at temperatures from minus five to plus forty-five degrees as well as journeys on overland buses and the good old Soviet railway.

      Moral: Always keep a couple of older laptops around, you never know when they'll come in handy ;)

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    3. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by H_Fisher · · Score: 2, Informative
      Isn't most of this stuff a bit.. well.. obvious?

      Well, yeah, but those aren't things I'd have thought of doing right off the bat, even when I had a broken laptop to deal with myself (the motherboard in my old Thinkpad shorted, transforming itself from state of the art to pure 'n' utter junk in moments). After some research and very careful surgery I separated the LCD and sold it. Brilliant.

      IMO things like this that keep stuff out of junkyards is worthwhile :)

  7. Useful by loubrush · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found a great use for an old discarded 486 laptop running DOS. It is now dedicated to writing C64 disks thanks to my X1541 cable :-)

    1. Re:Useful by loubrush · · Score: 2, Informative

      Np, I find it better to have a more expendible machine to use for this. Btw, I'm actually a girl

  8. if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have one by cyrax777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my case a friend ditched one since it had a broken keyboard. I got it for free simple fix I just got one of those flexable mini keyboards it fits perfectly over the old keylayout. so I can use it without having to lug around a full size keyboard and have it hanging all over the place taking up space. plus its rollable to It doesnt take up a boatload of space in my laptop case.

  9. Give them to kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give them to some kid.

    I got my interest in computer engineering from taking apart people's old junk. TVs, VCRs, computers, just about anything electro-mechanical.

    If anything, i bet you can find a kid who would like to smash it up, but if you ask around, I am sure you can find a kid who would be interested in disecting it.

    You never know, you could set some eager young mind on the path to a science or engineering career. And we can ALWAYS use more of us, especially as today's children drift farther and farther from science or engineering.

    1. Re:Give them to kids... by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Funny

      And we can ALWAYS use more of us

      Socially maladjusted elitsts? Oh yes I whole-heartedly agree.

    2. Re:Give them to kids... by Alioth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I used to drive my parents mad taking stuff apart. "He's so destructive," they used to lament. I couldn't work out why they said that - I had no intention of destroying whatever it was I was taking apart, I wanted to see what was inside, and then I would (attempt) to put it back together.

      I'm much better at putting stuff back together these days (which is a good thing), and I still love taking stuff apart. I have a broken hard disk on my desk which is the next candidate...

    3. Re:Give them to kids... by polecat_redux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you could set some eager young mind on the path to a science or engineering career. And we can ALWAYS use more of us

      Then perhaps we should give our old laptops to kids in India.

    4. Re:Give them to kids... by biglig2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Be fair, Alioth, your parents didn't get really upset with you until you decided to find out how your little brother worked....

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    5. Re:Give them to kids... by Myself · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually I think times are changing. Being a geek was a bad, bad thing when I was a kid. Computers were rare and nobody even knew what they were good for, much less appreciated the people who made them work.

      I remember when I noticed it starting to change. There was an ad on the radio, and it used a modem negotiation tone as part of the suggestion that the product being hawked was high-tech. I'd never heard that noise outside of my own explorations, and I was well aware that the general public was ignorant of it.

      Within a year, the word "e-mail" started appearing in newspapers, and all hell broke loose. Computers in movies were more than word processors. Pretty soon there were even movies about hackers, not homemade stuff but real hollywood flicks. The romanticism reserved for spies in decades past has shifted to technologists.

      I think that kids growing up now, who we'd identify as fledgling geeks, won't experience the same ostracization we did. Some of the attraction of technology is probably due to Asperger's syndrome in a lot of us, so the social ineptitude is here to stay. Still, these kids will find more acceptance of their talents, and understanding of their interests, than we did.

      Jump-starting a youngster's interest in technology, or furthering their comfort with exploring the inner workings of a machine, is nothing to be ashamed of.

      (Score: 4, Off-Topic)

  10. How interesting. by rincebrain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've always been fascinated by the possibilities provided by old laptops...I mean, heck, you don't need a 2 GHz P4 laptop to wardrive, word process [ignoring the huge requirements of certain solutions...*cough* MSWord *cough* KOffice *cough*], code [note that I didn't say COMPILE!], act as an MP3 player [assuming you use a decent MP3 decoder, and not a piece of crap], or any of the lovely uses for laptops that people are now marketing in self-contained devices for several hundred dollars a pop.

    Honestly, though, I'm curious where you're getting yours...neighbors and coworkers? Or is there some online stash somewhere that nobody told me about?

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    1. Re:How interesting. by rincebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Abiword.

      KOffice seems a bit bloated to me. I don't, personally, like any word processor that I have to count to ten before it opens a native document.

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      It's only an insult if it's not true.
    2. Re:How interesting. by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

      or any of the lovely uses for laptops that people are now marketing in self-contained devices for several hundred dollars a pop.


      My main older laptop applications are MIDI piano teacher and GPS Map display.

      Many newer laptops have gone to firewire, USB, & Ethernet and have eliminated older ports such as RS-232 and a Joystick port with MPU-401. Many new laptops have no place to connect a MIDI device.

      Doing piano lessons with the laptop right above the keyboard on a stand puts in in the right place. Seldom will a desktop PC work well in a music setting for lessons. (Voyetra Piano Tutor and The Piano Discovery System)

      A TOPO map on a laptop connected to a GPS receiver sure beats the small display on a hand held GPS for off road adventures. (Natonal Geographic Off-Road Explorer)

      In both of the above applications, the MS security holes in old versions (Win 95) are not a problem. There is no net connection to exploit.

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      The truth shall set you free!
  11. I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of my pet projects now is to turn a laptop, a cuecat and a webcam into a fridge computer that will allow me to inventory my refridgerator as well as take a snapshot whenever I open the door.

    Imagine using a WAP-enabled phone to check what I have in the fridge at home. No more "do I have milk?".

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    Harald
    1. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Often the problem is not if one has milk, but if the milk one has is sour.

      Also, I am trying to imagine using a WAP-enabled phone in the way you suggest, but in my mind I cannot get past swearing at it for not working.

    2. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by polecat_redux · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of my pet projects now is to turn a laptop, a cuecat and a webcam into a fridge computer that will allow me to inventory my refridgerator as well as take a snapshot whenever I open the door. Imagine using a WAP-enabled phone to check what I have in the fridge at home. No more "do I have milk?".

      You know what else works great for that?... a girlfriend. Yeah, I know, I don't have one either. :(

    3. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by djupedal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Internet 'fridges have been for sale in South Korea for two years. They scan for outdated or recalled products, such as expired babyfood, and send email if they suffer an outage that may generate spoiled food.

      The idea is that the kitchen is the new center of the house, and why not use the surface of the refer to house a LCD and internet connection. Anything specific to cooled contents manifest is just a bonus.

    4. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 2, Funny

      One of my pet projects now is to turn a laptop, a cuecat and a webcam into a fridge computer that will allow me to inventory my refridgerator as well as take a snapshot whenever I open the door.

      Ah! Now at last we can answer that age old question that has been plaguing mankind! What happens to the light in the fridge when you close the door? You do mankind a great service...

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      (On a side note, for the humor impaired; Yes, I know what happens, but don't forget about the light in the equation for your idea...)

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  12. Ebay!!! by komodomichie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly how I feel! I've rescued a handful of laptops from my work place and rehabilited them thanks to ebay. $20 motherboard, and I have a working laptop! Missing cover? Where else but... ebay!

  13. Hey! How about a server? by imag0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damaged Display
    Install Linux on it and make it into a server!
    Tiny or Dead Hard Drive
    Yep! Boot it from a CD and use it as a server!
    Low Memory
    A low memory server!
    Dead Battery
    plug it into a wall outlet and use it as a server!
    Busted Keyboard or Touch Pad
    Hook up a external keyboard and use it as a server!
    Low Resolution Display
    Servers dont need a display!
    All of The Above?
    Can you see where im going with this?
    Conclusion
    With a little imagination, just about any old piece of junk laptop can be a server!

    1. Re:Hey! How about a server? by dotgain · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What _sort_ of server? RAID? Nup.
      High availability? Nup
      Router? Probably not, unless you're going to use a combo of PCMCIA / USB eth adapters.
      Database server? Nup.
      File server? Check out prices of 120G laptop drives vs. 120G desktop drives. Nup.
      Laptops are laptops, there were never intended to be servers, and run really poorly when tried to be used as such (in my experience, anyway).

      Unless you just want a "server", and that's it. Sure it won't do anything, but you'll have a server!!

    2. Re:Hey! How about a server? by russint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I use a laptop with a busted monitor as a router and web/ftp/smb/mysql-server. Runs great.

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    3. Re:Hey! How about a server? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The guy actually advises using a broken laptop as a "local or Internet Quake server".

      "Hey Bob, your Quake server is the envy of none, slow and lag filled. How do you do it?"
      "Well Tom, I host my Quake games from this broken P2-500 Dell Latitude! It's got woefully limited memory, a pathetic system bus, plus it tends to overheat and shutdown at random!"
      "Man, that's some pathetic setup. Whatever possessed you to try and make a game server out of this piece of shit?"
      "My total and complete lack of common sense!"

    4. Re:Hey! How about a server? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a 500mhz is overkill for a quake server. You can get a good 12-16 person game going on a 166mhz.

      It would work great for lan parties, you could just plug it in and leave it silently running in a corner while all your friends frag away.

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  14. FTFA and Linux Alternatives? by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "If your old laptop has a tiny hard drive, and by small I mean under 100 MB of space, you may or may not be able to upgrade it. Even if you can, you are certainly looking at no more than a gigabyte of space and will probably be making use of someone else's used drive."

    I could see using Windows...Hell, I used Win95 0SR2 on a 166mhz ATT Globalyst without much of a hitch.....Slow for mp3s, but ran most of the web and IRC chat well enough for me.

    But Windows aside, he never makes mention of distros like Knoppix or even Damn Small Linux (Isn't DSL like 50mb?)...You could easily run a distro off a Knoppix or Live CD....Wouldn't it be more useful to do this, as one gets a full-fledged OS with software to boot?

    -thewldisntenuff

    1. Re:FTFA and Linux Alternatives? by shoemakc · · Score: 3, Insightful


      You're assuming that:

      A laptop with a 100MB hard drive came with a cdrom

      The motherboard supprts booting from cdroms

      A laptop with a 100MB hard drive has enough memory to run a modern linux distro.

      Beyond all that, laptop hard drives are not designed to run 24/7...Chances are it'll tank in pretty short order.

      -Chris

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      --an unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys--
  15. move along by BoneMarrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    what a crap article. his answer to all the problems is make it into a server - yeah thanks captain obvious. dosshell and edit for a word processor - kill me now!

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  16. toshiba satellites make great webservers by 'Aikanaka · · Score: 4, Informative
    I've had great success using an old Toshiba Satellite Pro 410CDS (Pentium) with a half-dead screen & no CD drive as a Linux based, multi-purpose server. I used my "damaged laptop" to run my personal web and SMTP/POP servers for over two years (until I upgraded to a PIII 600Mhz machine). It only had an 800MB hard drive and about 64MB of RAM, but it still hummed along just fine. Of course, I never submitted it to a slashdotting :) ---

    Most of these older Toshibas can gotten for pretty cheap from eBay. The only drawback is that a good battery is quite expensive.

    Here's some helpful links:

  17. Re:broken laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Makes sense. A dying laptop needs a dying operating system. *BSD and laptops are meant for each other!

  18. Missing Option by pklong · · Score: 2, Funny


    Completely dead. Everything broken:

    Use it as a door stop.

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    Philip

    Signatures are broken

  19. Use old laptop as a server by GreatDrok · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I did just this when my 18 month old Toshiba Satellite Pro 3000 partially died making it useless for its primary purpose because the LCD backlight failed. I had only just replaced the battery because that had died and the case was made from a brittle plastic that left it prone to cracks and chipping. Basically, Toshiba isn't getting any more of my money, I bought an iBook G4 instead and it is coming up to 12 months old now and is in perfect condition despite the daily use that wrecked the Toshiba in a similar amount of time.

    Anyway, the Tosh does have a few redeeming features, it has built in 10/100 ethernet fully supported under Linux, 1Ghz PIII CPU and a 20GB disc. With a new battery and no backlight it will run for over four hours without power so it made sense to make it a server. Currently it has an HP laserjet 1200 hanging off it, served with Samba to support printing from Windows, Linux and OS X, it has network shares (Samba and NFS), DNS (using dnsmasq, much easier to set up than bind), DHCP, squid web proxy (including wpad.dat configuration for automatic detection by IE and Firefox), IMAPS for serving e-mail with fetchmail to pull it down from my pop accounts, Openwebmail to allow me to send and receive mail from anywhere in the world using ipcheck to update my dyndns records so I don't have to remember my specific IP address, spamassassin to filter all the crap about viagra etc, and clamwin antivirus before mail ever hits a Windows box (yeah yeah, I shouldn't use Windows for e-mail and browsing, but I have thunderbird and firefox as defaults and I only really use Windows for games but it is still nice to feel I can read mail and browse a little with some level of safety).

    Actually, now I feel less bothered about the £1500 the laptop cost me because with all it is now doing as a server I feel like I can get several more years use out of it. Although, compared with the £1000 the iBook cost I still think Toshiba blows.

    In the end, setting up this machine as a server has been great experience, I have got it interacting with my heterogenous environment and it does a lot for such a little machine. Oh, and the lack of fan noise and small size is also a real bonus.

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  20. So Close! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have a 4 way Xeon server that I've been thinking about turning into a laptop.

    I've got it built into a custom plywood case with a 19" LCD, 4 drive RAID, tape backup and 100 disc CDR changer. I'm working on installing the 3 day battery backup and generator this week.

    Now, could someone come help me? My legs are pinnned and crushed and I can't reach the remote.

  21. Re:Good idea ... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The notebook I bought a fortnight ago already stepped down Euro 199 heading rapidly towards the crap heap."

    And the crap heap thanks you for your quick turnover of modern technology. I haven't paid for any of my laptops.

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    Oddly Draconis
    Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
  22. "Damaged Display" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In many cases the LCD-display's backlight just stops working (while the display remains dark the output is still slightly visible). Instead of buying a complete new expensive display you might want to check the SMD-fuse first. On my old laptop it was placed on the inverter board and was labeled "F1". I replaced it with a new fuse (not an SMD one but who cares ...) and the backlight worked again :-)

  23. Well, I found a use... by Polkyb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...and I know i may get flamed for this, but, I have about 25 'old' laptops, stacked in a few piles, in the corner of my office... They ARE my Beowulf cluster

    None of them are particularly speedy, and half of them have cracked LCDs, but for what I'm using them for, they're fine

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    1. Re:Well, I found a use... by trifakir · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I have about 25 'old' laptops, stacked in a few piles, in the corner of my office... They ARE my Beowulf cluster

      That's interesting. What kind of computations are you running there? The whole setup sounds like bloody heterogeneous (probably you have all different network, CPU speeds, memory sizes). My feeling is that besides for some pretty coarse-grained parallel jobs it is not good for anything else.

    2. Re:Well, I found a use... by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      None of them are particularly speedy, and half of them have cracked LCDs, but for what I'm using them for, they're fine

      A table?

    3. Re:Well, I found a use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I'm not really using them for any kind of processing.
      > ...
      > putting the old hardware to good use

      You mean, wasting power idling for no purpose at all? Brilliant!

      I myself have a "Beowulf cluster" of lightbulbs I keep running in my lower desk drawer; it was a real pain to set up enough ventilation to prevent my desk from catching on fire.

  24. Read the article...kind of scary by leereyno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy reminds me of an uncle of mine whose back yard is full of junk. Just because you CAN find a use for something doesn't mean that you've found a GOOD use for it. There comes a time when you need to toss stuff. Bending over backwards inventing uses for archaic hardware just so you can have an excuse to hold onto it just isn't rational.

    I do agree that setting up a late model laptop with a cracked display as a server of some sort does make a lot of sense, asssuming of course you have need for such a server. But installing Win3.1 and wordperfect 6.0 on a 386 that's old enough for a bar mitzva is just plain crazy for anyone who has any means of getting anything better. Toss it!

    Human beings are aquisitive. We like to get stuff and keep stuff. Some people don't seem to understand that there comes a point at which holding on to something is a detriment because it eats up resources without providing any genuine return. The resources I'm talking about are things like space, electricity, and the patience of your spouse. It is far, far better to periodically do an inventory and toss out stuff. If you don't have a legitimate use for it and aren't going to have a use for it, then get rid of it. If you can't stand the idea of throwing it into the landfill then take it down to goodwill. Just because its useless to you doesn't mean its useless to everyone. Not only will you have more space for new stuff, but you'll find that your state of mind will improve. Lets face it, having a yard, or a house, or even a room filled up with junk creates a problem. The junk takes up space, gets in the way, and is generally a pain, and yet you don't want to get rid of it for some reason. This creates stress. Get rid of the junk and get rid of the stress.

    I used to collect computers. Not anymore. I ditch anything I can't put to good use. The only exception I've made is for my old Apple IIe that I've had since I was 12, and if it ever dies I'm ditching it too. Today I've got 2 PC's and an Ultra-10. Actually make that 3 PC's if you count my HTPC that's in the living room. I'm a lot happier now than I was back in my hoarding and pack-ratting days.

    I think the author of this piece needs to throw some crap out. If his wife hasn't left him by now then someone need to tell the vatican because she needs to be cannonized as a saint.

    Lee

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    1. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The resources I'm talking about are things like space, electricity, and the patience of your spouse.

      Marriage, sir, is an art of compromise. I have patience for my spouse - I am a "good boy" when we meet our in-laws, I go to see "chick-flicks" (tonight we're goint to see "The Notebook", oh boy, I'm already scared), I am kind to her friends, even the ones that I actually hate. My spouse has patience to me and agreably she needs a lot. But everyone in a marriage NEEDS some space on his own - you can't jettison all your hobbies or passions just because your spouse doesn't like/understand them.

      You are right poiting that this guy's hobby is economically unfeasible. It's almost always better and cheaper to buy a new laptop rather than refurbish a 10-year old el crappo. But what wrong with having a HOBBY? Hobbies usually consume resources ("The resources I'm talking about are things like space, electricity, and the patience of your spouse") and I don't think that this one is particularly worse in that matter when compared to, say, golfing or slashdotting.

    2. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by zelbinion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to suffer from computer packrat bulimia. I would collect a lot of comuter hardware (much of it old/obsolete) then every so often "purge" everything except the newest machines and start over. That is, until I revived an old 286... It dual-booted msdog/windoze 3.0 and minix. The minix install had a web server that I turned into a remote control for an mp3 player (on a different box, of course.)

      So, get this... you had to have a machine with a web browser to see the web page on the 286 minix box so that you could control the mp3 player on 266Mhz linux box, which, of course, was fully capable of running its own web server... The 286 was completely uncessary in the setup, and dramatically slowed everything down. I set up the minix box to prove it could be done, rather than because it was a good idea. The same goes for the caseless 386dx25 I mangled into a NAT/firewall. It used a pair of 8-bit Eagle NE1000 10-base2 cards and was thus incapable of routing a full-speed broadband connection. What's the point in that? I don't know...

      So, another purge, and anything slower than a 500Mhz box was sold or tossed. You might call it a hobby. I'd prefer to call it an addiction. With the low cost of wireless access points, print servers, firewalls, and external storage, I find it just isn't worth my time to try and make older machines do anything usefull anymore. If you have anything slower than a Pentium II, toss it. Go buy your self a $60 d-link or linksys appliance, put it in the corner, and forget about it. Less space, less noise, less hassle. If you really feel the need set up your own server, get a decent enough box to run your firewall, web server, dhcp server, http proxy, ltsp server, samba server, etc. etc. and do everything on one box. You still get to learn how it all works, and you won't have to wade through 15 boxes of rubbish and fight off the spaghetti cable monster each time you want to enjoy your hobby.

      Check out the refurb section of pricewatch or ebay for some great deals. $100 will buy you a decent enough box. Then again, you could probably get something similar from your next door neighbor who is about to throw a perfectly useable (and not completely obsolete) machine in the dumpster.

      Trust me. If it's not at least a Pentium II (or equivalent) don't waste your time.

      Booting a broken 386 off floppies and word processing with dos edit??? Oh, god, that man needs help...

      As Weird Al said: "What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!"

    3. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not so much that he has a hobby, it's that he's pretending he's getting super-useful cool machines out of it when that really isn't the case.

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    4. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by starrsoft · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right about hobbies. But this was not presented as a hobby. It was presented as practical.

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  25. Why reuse it? by ihavnoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Need a simple console emulator machine? run it on your main PC.
    Need a MP3 player? run it on your main PC.
    Need a word processor? run it on your main PC.
    Need a server? run it on your main PC with VMWare or user-mode linux or whatsoever equivalent.

    Don't need any of them? forget about it and throw the old laptop away, or maybe give it to some of your friends who wants it as some other usage.

    That would be cheaper, considering that old laptops eat up your room space, and here in Seoul, every square feet of your apartment cost thousands of dollars.

    Not to mention getting your room full of ancient machines, and the disk+fan noise you have to tolerate every day.

  26. What a life. by Daniel+Ellard · · Score: 2, Funny
    This isn't a crap article, it's the perfect slashdot boast. This guy has:

    • A wife, who he drives crazy
    • A house, which he has filled with computers
    • An apparently endless stream of old laptops to futz with
    • Spare time in which to futz
    • All the lemonade he wants
      • Life is beautiful.

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  27. Dead Laptop Haiku by Blowfishie · · Score: 2, Funny
    Completely rooted?

    Fix it up with glue and paste.

    Fancy a server?

  28. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by Celvin · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can get a roll-up keyboard from here

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  29. my biggest problem is no ports by Artifex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have an old TravelMate in good and even clean condition; the problem is that there are no modern ports on it!

    There's no ether, no pcmcia, the serial is the old slow type of UART (top speed 9600? 19,200? I forgot), no usb, etc. It's got a floppy. The parallel port might be bidirectional; I haven't checked, yet. It's got a 14.4K internal modem.

    It's also got a cute outboard trackball, and was designed to run Win95. My parents probably lost the install floppies a long time ago, though.

    I'm thinking, my best hope for connectivity, without spending a lot for a docking station, is some sort of serial to ether dongle. But I'm not sure it'll even do that well. I don't want to run SLIP or PLIP unless there's an easy way to get a Windows box to do those at the other end, for compatibility reasons.

    Any useful suggestions that don't involve spending real money?

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  30. What do I do with old laptops? by herwin · · Score: 2

    1. Give them to the kids.
    2. Use them as a dedicated DVD player.
    3. Leave them in a drawer.

    (Current count of laptops in the household: 8)

  31. my vaio by BoaZaur · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About 2 years ago I found in one of the closets at work an old VAIO PIII 600Mgz.
    I ask around and the boss said it is broken and Sony labs ask for more then a new VAIO to fix it. So I took it home. I work on it at nights before going to sleep.
    The case was all broken and the keyboard popped out. When plugged into the power the light goes on but nothing happens. So I opened it up. I saw the CPU fan was dismantled, probably when it was dropped and the case broke. I changed the fun and connected it. Now the fan turns but still nothing happens. I played around with it for days (nights) by chance I changed the alternate-BIOS dipswitch and the screen comes to life. What? The BIOS was over-written how did that happen? I scraped up from the net some source code for a little program that I ran on a friend VAIO, to copy his BIOS, then to write the one on my machine. OK now I'm at the boot prompt. I see the HD is dead. I order 40g one from compgeeks.com. Mean while I take it all apart, glue up the case real nice. 80% of the screws where missing, so I go downtown to find some. The battery mechanism is broken. Ha, I fix it in place with Masking tape. The HD arrives. Now the VAIO has neither floppy nor CD. Easy, put the HD (with that 2.5 HD kit) in a desktop machine. Hatch a windows XP installation. (Hatch is when you do> winnt32 /syspart:D /tempdrive:D to install a disk that is than removed and put in another machine. Just do winnt32 /? to read all about it).
    That's it the VAIO is working. And it is so nice it is half the weight from my wife's 700Mg Celeron Thinkpad. Feels faster and lasts x3 on a full battery.
    Well not so good, my boss comes one day and ask where is that old laptop. I tell him I have it. He says he wants it back. Now, there is no way I'm going to give it back after all the work I put into it. We have a big fight about it. Finally he admits that he needs the power-supply so he can have one at home and one at work so he doesn't have to carry the power supply three meters to the elevator and back. I Juice up the VAIO for the last time. And bring him the PWSP.
    It is sitting there with power for one go. It took me 14 month and I'm at a dead end. A new PWSP is $200 and it has to be specially ordered since they don't carry them any more. Well 2 month ago, I go to NY (a sad occasion I'm afraid) and I find on 14th st an Original VAIO PWSP for $40 . I now have Mandrake on my VAIO and I'm excited every time I use it. We have a special bond we're war-bodies. The only thing short of perfect is three keys missing on the keyboard: VBN. I can still press that little nipple below the key. One day I will carve these keys from wood.

    Free life Boaz

    1. Re:my vaio by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny
      And it is so nice it is half the weight from my wife's 700Mg Celeron Thinkpad.

      So the VAIO _only_ weighs 350 megagrams?

      That's more than three hundred Volkswagens!

    2. Re:my vaio by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I tell him I have it"

      Oooohh - rookie mistake.

      Proper response:"Laptop? Oh yeah; I played with it a lot but it never really got working properly, so I disposed of it."

      Please note that, in the Clintonesque sense, you haven't told a lie: "Working properly" means 100%, and it's still missing keys; "Disposed of" literally means "to make a disposition," and its disposition is that it is good enough for you.

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  32. backlights are cool by loraksus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been tearing apart old laptops (a bunch of stylistic 486 tablets without anything) for their backlights.
    I left the backlights attached to the "plastic light diffusing thingys" that are behind the actual lcd.

    I had a couple of (neon case lights) inverters (think it was for 6" tubes) that now power them pretty well. These things are bright, 1 is a bit overkill for a nightlight, you can read a book by the light of 2 panels from about 4'.

    svc.com sells a bunch of case modding stuff, and their prices are good, although you will buy 10x more stuff than you intended.

    Everything runs on 12V DC and is attached to a molex connector right now, but I'll be switching it to a wall wart eventually

    Thinking of making a "backlight wall" or a "backlight lamp" once I have an enough (8?).

    I'm sure there is some use for something like this in photography (i.e. even lighting), although the white is a bit harsh, though I could get some filters for that.

    Sadly no pics, my dig cam is out of service for the next couple of weeks.

    Anyone else doing something like this?

    /I'm doped up on nyquil and sick as shit, so if something above doesn't make sense. . .

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  33. Those are just the easy problems... by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's relatively easy to figure out what to do with a laptop that has a busted display or a too-small hard drive. It's tougher coming up with a quick workaround for the following, all of which I've experienced at one point or another:
    1. Broken or missing part that is no longer made, nearly impossible to find, and/or "unsupported". Many laptop parts and accessories are non-standard and proprietary, e.g. AC adapters and external drives.
    2. Busted motherboard or other vitals. Basically the same as the above, only worse -- unlike a shiny display or gobs of RAM, even a server or dumb terminal needs a working board. Or, even worse...
    3. Problem unknown. The damn thing just doesn't work, and I have no idea why. Mysterious crashes and hardware errors abound.

    I had a Dell sub-laptop give up the ghost a year ago, and it was nearly impossible to troubleshoot -- I basically gave up, replaced it, and have been trying to rehabilitate it as a hobby, but even that has been fruitless. Anything I did would result in bizarre hardware errors, even running Knoppix. I finally figured out that files in memory had errors -- and important config files were strewn with random characters (well, even more than usual) -- so I finally chalked it up to either bad RAM or a bad mobo. After all the time and money, it makes more sense just to junk it.

    Conclusion: the toughest part about rehabilitating a (non-superficially) damaged laptop is determining if it's just damaged or completely dead.

    Cheers,
    IT
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    Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

  34. Question by ElektroHolunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a ~2 year old, dead Toshiba Satellite lying around which I didn't want to throw away.

    Someone in my company managed to spill tea into it while it was running; careful cleaning and drying didn't help, and my electrical/soldering knowledge is unfortunately quite limited.

    Has anyone been able to put such a thing to good use? From everything I've read, it seems to be at least difficult if not impossible because of the proprietary display electronic, but I'd hate to throw away a perfectly good panel ...

    Being able to use this thing as a 14" digital picture frame would rock :)

    Thanks in advance ..

  35. Before you Frankentop, see the cost of new by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Laptop battery, about $100 (depending)

    144-pin sodimms $113.99/256 (costs may be higher for EDO or propriority memory)

    16bit PC card ethernet adapter $30

    WIFI to Ethernet Bridge $93 (in case you can't do cardbus)

    Laptop DVD rom drive $50 on ebay.

    Cost to make that laptop modern $386.99

    Knowing you can from Walmart for $598 + tax with all that crap already, priceless.

    Sure you can frankentop, just so long as you don't cross the bottom line.

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  36. Old laptops are fast! by notthepainter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Seems counter intuitive, right?

    About 5 years ago I sold an old 68030 based Macintosh Powerbook on ebay. Before I did, I cleaned up the hard drive etc...

    When I tested it, I was shocked. From OFF, not sleep, from off, it would boot and lauch Microsoft Word in 7 seconds.

    Now that is impressive performance.

    It was running MacOS 7.6.1 and Word 5.1. Both from the good old lean days.

    We have certainly lost something since then.

  37. Re:Donate to schools... by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Informative

    Heh, back when I was in school, that was a major source of junk hardware. Schools *don't* want your old junk. They would "break the rules" and let me haul it away for them because they had no use for it all.

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  38. Digital Picture Frame by redune45 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just tore apart an old 100 Mhz Pentium laptop and installed Slackware on it.
    I've got it set to run a slideshow using svgalib, so I don't even have X installed on the machine.
    It pulls the photos off of my webserver and works great. It was an easy project and the results are great.
    All that is left for me is to find a nice frame to put it in.

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  39. Home Control by Mr_Disorganized · · Score: 2, Informative

    If the PC has network connectivity, install some Home Automation software in the laptop and VNC to control it. It can sit quietly in a closet and control your house.

  40. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by D_Gr8_BoB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recently inherited an obscure Dell laptop with a broken keyboard. It's a P3-633 with decent RAM and disk, but a new keyboard is $75, so I set it up with xvkbd on-screen keyboard. The keyboard starts when gdm starts, so as long as you don't need to leave X it works fine. Not a perfect solution, but it's the difference between a useless laptop and one that's at least usable.

  41. Here's one that 's actually worth the bother: by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (Assuming you have an old laptop that most of the parts are working.)

    Get copies of:
    1. all the hardware manuals for all your more modern systems. Particularly, get your mainboard manual, schematics for jumpering and cabling your hard drives and CD/DVD drives, and info on your network, video and sound cards.
    2. lists of your bios beep codes, and other startup info if needed.
    3. selected software documentation. (mostly for essential parts, such as the OS).
    4. If you have any windows boxen, copies of system configuration info, particularly how Windows has assigned IRQs and DMAs, particularly on older systems, and a known good backup or two of the registry.
    5. a list of URLs for your hardware and software manufacturers (optional - only really useful if you can get to the internet by some other means without having to lug this laptop to the public library or something just to connect)

    These files, with an older OS, will typically come to a few hundred Mb or less. Set up the laptop with the aprropriate software to read them all (you'll probably just need a general text reader and maybe Adobe Acrobat reader for PDFs, not usually much else). Voila! Now when you lose LAN or internet connectivity, or the machine won't even boot right, you have a portable tech support library.

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  42. Data Recovery by MattGWU · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work at a library, where we have fairly comprehensive tech support availible to students. One thing we see a lot of is dead floppy disks. Over the summer, a student came to me with a dead disk containing his thesis. I put it in my laptop, a PI 166 running Slackware (Which is now damaged, and will be rehabilitated, because I love that thing, but that's not the point of the story!) and got most of his document back.

    At the end of the summer, that student (I'll call him Mel, because that was his name*) gave an old 486-based Toshiba to my boss for some reason. So we were like, "You know...this thing is running Windows 95. The Win95 version of scandisk.exe will often fix floppy disks that Windows XP and the like won't read..." So now that laptop lives on, as the "The Mel's Thesis Memorial Laptop", in honor of the pseudo-irony of its provenance, whose sole purpose in life is to run scandisk on students 'dead' floppy disks, and actually fix them most of the time!

    * Ok, it wasn't.

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  43. Sometimes old is an *advantage* by bitrot42 · · Score: 5, Interesting


    My satellite internet connection needs a Windoze PC. Instead of dealing with this on my main PC, I use a stripped-down HP Pentium-II laptop as a router and small file server.

    The top half with the screen is completely *gone*, and there's no battery, no floppy or CD. It's small, low-power, quiet, and gets the job done perfectly.

    I also have a complete unit of the same kind, which I use with a wireless NIC. Opera and Firefox run great on it, and it's lighter, uses less power, and lasts much longer on its battery than the Toshiba Phatnote I have from work.

    My house is off-grid (solar power and generator backup.) As a result, I tend to watch every KWhr more closely than the average technocrat, but the same concept applies elsewhere...

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    1. Re:Sometimes old is an *advantage* by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Funny

      My house is off-grid (solar power and generator backup.)

      Citizen 523887 please report immediately to Consumer Re-education Camp Alpha2 for an "adjustment" to your resource consumption motivation.

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  44. Re:I have been wanting to do this! Any suggestions by loubrush · · Score: 2, Informative

    You need to connect a c64 drive to your machine, see http://sta.c64.org/xe1541.html

  45. Re:Safety First by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 2, Informative
    The tube has mecurey and uses high voltage. It's not the same as tearing apart an old C64.

    Bah. The amount of mercury is negligible (older people here still remember the times when mercury balls from a broken thermometer weren't a reason to evacuate a school and call hazmat team but to go on knees and hunt them together with a piece of paper, and we didn't grow two heads from that), the high voltage in the invertor is at most unpleasant (which, as a bonus, is a nice and quite safe way to teach them how to respect invertors - from experience I can say the kick from a laptop backlight is FAR more pleasant than what an ignition coil does (ouch)).

    There's a difference between "reasonable amount of risk" and "safety hysteria".

    I'd be somehow more concerned about the AC part of the power supply.

  46. Re:Safety First by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 2, Informative
    its mercury salts that are poisonous... (hence the "mad hatters"), not mercury, *sigh*

    Well... the concern here is probably the mercury vapors. When the ambient temperature is high, at least. And even that not too much.

    Metallic mercury risk is only in the vapors; and, when ingested, it causes violent diarrhea. (It's not entirely friendly material, but no cause of fear, at least unless combined with liability lawyers and clueless jury. Which could explain the hazmat dudes. The threat of lawyers often leads to irrational behavior.)

    The salts are dangerous when they are soluble. Calomel is quite harmless, in comparison with soluble mercury(II) chloride. (A better example here is barium, which is very toxic, and barium sulphide, which is commonly used as x-ray contrast stuff in medicine, and is nontoxic because its extremely low solubility.) The real bitch, however, are organic mercury compounds, eg. dimethyl mercury, which - in combination with fishing industry - can lead to whole villages being affected (see Minamata Disease).