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RIAA, MPAA Ask High Court To Review P2P Decision

The Hobo writes "It's official: Hollywood studios and record companies on Friday asked the United States Supreme Court to overturn a controversial series of recent court decisions that have kept file-swapping software legal." (Previous /. coverage here.)

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  1. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The story is here. It appeared then vanished again, just to show up once more before disappearing into the void.
    But now it's here! Lets party!

    1. Re:Finally by punkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      We can't party. Partying implies sharing a good time and since sharing is bad .....

  2. Can't they just... by Mori+Chu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't they just slip the P2P ban into Patriot Act II? It'd be much easier for me; I could concentrate my hatred in one place.

    1. Re:Can't they just... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny
      Can't they just slip the P2P ban into Patriot Act II? It'd be much easier for me; I could concentrate my hatred in one place.

      Better yet, slip it into Patriot Act II, and put all of THAT into a Microsoft Longhorn EULA.

    2. Re:Can't they just... by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm trying to figure out if that's like wrapping dead fish in crap, or wrapping crap in dead fish... And then lighting it on fire.

  3. Story by KaSkA101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story needs to disapear again just like the RIAA and MPAA

  4. From the original article... by neuro.slug · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a joint petition to the Supreme Court, the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) and the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) said that letting the lower court rulings stand would badly undermine obscene profit^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the value of copyrighted work.

  5. Al Gore? by AvidProToolsDoc · · Score: 5, Funny

    So when's the RIAA/MPAA going to try to sue Al Gore for inventing the Internet, and causing them to lose profits? Let's just litigate some profit back into their business model!!! Yay!!!

  6. Re:Go figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least a couple of moderators hadn't expected your revelation that this is nothing new, and was expected. "What insight!", they cried.

  7. wake up RIAA by suezz · · Score: 3, Funny

    why does the MPAA - RIAA wake up and get in reality. should we outlaw all cars because some wife runs over her husband on purpose. what world are they from anyway? I guess to them their all important copyrights are more valuable than lives. what a bunch of screwed up people - they need to take a break from counting all their money. lets outlaw forks and knives because someone stabbed someone to death with a fork and knife - then we have to eat with our fingers or chopsticks but then what if someone pokes somebodies eye out with a chopstick. then we are reduced to fingers. but then if you strangle someone - okay that's all I have a headache.

  8. Re:If P2P is made illegal, then.. by shalla · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is a short list: Guns, hammers, rocks, knives, forks, spoons, sporks, drills, axes, saws, chainsaws, javelins, baseballs, Windows, Linux, Office, pillows, electronic devices, sheets, bath tubs, lawn mowers, mail boxes, etc.

    What do they all have in common with P2P? They all have legitimate uses because they are simply tools, but at the same time they can also be used for crime.


    Er... what are YOU doing with your lawn mower?

  9. Re:Call it STEALING, not swapping. by TheGavster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can pay in MP3s for drugs and hookers? Sweeeet ...

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  10. Ban my ears! by jbrelie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure I've used my ears to illegally listen to copyrighted material at least once. Perhaps they should be seeking to ban ears and suing my parents for.. umm.. "making" them?

  11. Re:Look, it's simple... by what+the+dumple+is · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the point. We don't want them to produce anything.

    I'm out of a high paying cush-y tech job and I want everybody to feel my pain. Muhahahaha! What? Some record exec can't feed his family? Guess what! Neither can I! See you at the food bank.

  12. confounded technology by nanojath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hear Hear! And furthermore, sir, I have GRAVE ISSUES with this so called "postal service," with which, I have it on good authority, nefarious tune-peddlers are exchanging many the Victrola phono-graph via some sort of criminal hotbed called eBay without returning a whit of recompense to the artists in question!

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