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Paypal Grinds To A Halt

BillBrasky writes "After a 'Monthly Software Update', it appears that PayPal started having problems. There were reports all weekend of troubles, and as of Monday night here, I can't access it at all (connection time out). One user even reported that his PayPal Debit card was getting refused!" A message on the site now says the site is expected to be back at 8:10 PM PDT, not long from now.

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  1. It says by phalse+phace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

    1. Re:It says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      However, if the problems WERE bandwidth related...

      If it wasn't bandwidth related before, it is now. Thanks Slashdot!

  2. hmm... by dougTheRug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe not the smartest place to have put my life savings?

    1. Re:hmm... by joelanders · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or you could claim that you had like a billion dollars in your account and it got erased...

  3. And to top it off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have to deal with a slashdotting.

  4. Awesome plan! by pirodude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, so paypal.com is having issues loading. Makes sense to slashdot them too!

  5. On the upside... by rel4x · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...most sites that rely on paypal (donations to stay up) don't really get donations anyways. Hard to bring a non-existant economic action to a halt ;-)
    hehe I'm a silly goose.

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  6. PayPal can't be down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just got an email from them asking me to verify my account information and it was working just fine!

    1. Re:PayPal can't be down! by HitByASquirrel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hes saying that you've been scammed.

      But don't worry, my friend (who just so happens to be a Nigerian Prince) and I can help you out of this mess. All you have to do is...

  7. That explains those recent emails I received. by Thing+I+am · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ones that tell me I need to log in to my account because of the possible security problem and the URL is to a server in Korea.

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  8. not a bank :) by LupusUF · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just one of their ways of telling people they are not a bank. :)

    The next time they get into trouble for not following banking rules they can say

    "See, we're not a bank...banks don't crash"

  9. Re:effects on ebay share price tomorrow by Klar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, hardcore investors won't be able to do anything as all their money will be tied up on the paypal website.

  10. Eh? by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Funny

    PayPal reports problem. We slashdot them.

    I know we hate them and all, but why can't we take just a little bit of sympathy?

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  11. Feel much safer since I installed paypalbuddy.exe by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny



    Thats funny, I never had problems with my paypal account. I get emails all the time from them asking me to verify my account at secure websites like paypal.reallysecure.tk. Sometimes they even send me a utility, paypalbuddy.exe, to keep my computer secure. I feel a lot safer since I've installed paypalbuddy.exe, in fact I know that I'm safe because if I check my task manager I can see that paypalbuddy.exe is using 90% of my CPU to constantly encrypt my paypal traffic, even when I'm not at the computer! I forwarded this handy utility to my mother-in-law and she loves it too.

    The only thing Paypal should really focus on now is training their likely outsourced software engineers in proper grammar. Samir is constantly sending me emails about my paypal account though for some reason he can never get some english phrases right. I guess its ok though, I cant expect the entire world to speak english, and I give him an E for effort, especially on those unique poems he attaches to the end of the emails...

    Shall I share...

    Capture the magic of the season,
    Sit down, relax, and have trust in us.
    The price of portability
    upon Real Girls Business?
    Thou must medicate thyself.


    Credit where credit is due, this spam poetry site rocks

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  12. Nothing to worry about by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're just getting ready to invoke line 4531 of the service agreement (that thing in the 5 line scrollbar you agreed to) which says that if they seize your account and all the money therein you agree to settle your case through binding arbitration via email.

  13. There goes the whole economy... by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paypal is used for most Ebay transactions, and according to Dick Cheney, Ebay is what's keeping our economy going. I'd say more, but I need to go to the store for canned food, plastic sheeting, and duct tape.

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  14. Hypothesis by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 5, Funny

    It probably happened because this ebay seller was selling bootleg dvds and the FBI seized Paypal's servers :)

  15. Re:That was interesting... by StudMuffin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uhh, all I can say is that my business RELIES on paypal for payments, and today we have lost ALOT of business. At least $1700 in sales. Not being able to use it for a day or so is acceptable? Think outside the box. They are our primary credit card processor. Oh, btw - http://brain-station.com is our store.

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  16. Re:That was interesting... by Sparr0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    s/laptop/thingamabob/
    s/500/300/
    s/600/200/
    s/1 100/500/

    and then... what he said.

  17. It's MY FAULT! by inKubus · · Score: 4, Funny

    This morning I withdrew my $4.81 so I could get a pack of smokes and a cup-o-noodle.

    Guess they were depending on me to pay their internet bill!

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  18. Re:Feel much safer since I installed paypalbuddy.e by mikeage · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel a lot safer since I've installed paypalbuddy.exe, in fact I know that I'm safe because if I check my task manager I can see that paypalbuddy.exe is using 90% of my CPU to constantly encrypt my paypal traffic, even when I'm not at the computer! I forwarded this handy utility to my mother-in-law and she loves it too.

    Interesting. I also forwarded to my mother-in-law, although I did not install it locally...

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  19. Re:That was interesting... by chegosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Think outside the box.

    Why must it be a box?

  20. Re:Lots of new job postings on PayPal by lylum · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they just created that position? Would not surprise me the least.