Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway

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Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway

Posted by michael on Tuesday October 12, 2004 @08:12AM from the you-can't-afford-it dept.

Mr. Protocol writes "Segway, the folks who brought you the two-wheeled wonder called the IT, have a new concept vehicle up on their website. Called Centaur, it's a four-wheeled version of the IT that pulls stable wheelies by acting like a two-wheeled IT. The movie (Windows Media or Quicktime) shows someone having far too much fun riding one."

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Awesome by Anonymous Coward · 2004-10-12 08:13 · Score: 5, Funny

Now, if they could just make it bigger, add some room for passengers, maybe some seats and a steering wheel, I could see people use them.
1. Re:Awesome by gasp · 2004-10-12 08:26 · Score: 4, Informative
  
  Looks like there's plenty of time to revise the design... Quote from the article:
  
  "When will it be available?
  At present time, Segway LLC has no plans to manufacture the Centaur."
2. Re:Awesome by Wingit · 2004-10-12 08:28 · Score: 5, Interesting
  
  How about a three wheeled model that seven people can ride on. Unfortunately, at least one of the riders must pedal. http://www.conferencebike.com/
  
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3. Re:Awesome by WormholeFiend · 2004-10-12 08:39 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  I hope they licence the technology for Hummers, for the ultimate intimidation experience of a giant SUV doing a wheelie on the freeway!
4. Re:Awesome by Jeff+DeMaagd · 2004-10-12 08:55 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  Now, if they could just make it bigger, add some room for passengers, maybe some seats and a steering wheel, I could see people use them.
  
  If this were true, a lot more people would be using golf carts.
5. Re:Awesome by mikepaktinat · 2004-10-12 10:34 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Sorry, maddox already called for a 3-wheel version, he has prior-art
  http://maddox.xmission.net/c.cgi?u=segway_more_com plicated_than_it_needs_to_be
  check that out, funny as always
City Redesign by mumblestheclown · 2004-10-12 08:13 · Score: 4, Funny

Cities are being redesigned as we speak to accomodate this thing, I'm sure.
1. Re:City Redesign by Speaker+to+Sendmail · 2004-10-12 09:04 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  The appropriate changes to HIKING trails? For a wheeled, motorized vehicle? Would those be caltrops and tripwires? Or just arming the wildlife?
2. Re:City Redesign by homer_ca · 2004-10-12 09:15 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Yes, because if there's one thing every hiking trail needs, it's an electric ATV quad that can do self balancing wheelies.
3. Re:City Redesign by genner · 2004-10-12 09:30 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  And it will keep it's balance and keep going. The
  whole idea is that this things untipoverable.
  It's ideal for people who are always "getting the shoulder".
"Look ma no hands!" "Wear your helmet dear!" by garcia · 2004-10-12 08:13 · Score: 5, Funny

The movie (Windows Media or Quicktime) shows someone having far too much fun riding one."

Well duh, he's trying to make up for the fact that he looks like a huge dork with that fucking helmet on. :)
So... by Tuxedo+Jack · 2004-10-12 08:14 · Score: 4, Funny

Does this mean that I could play polo off one, or play the Texas Roadkill game?

Look, a politician! Twenty points!

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More consumer confidence? by jargoone · 2004-10-12 08:14 · Score: 5, Insightful

Not that everyone has the money to shell out for one of these things, but the fact that it has 4 wheels might make people less nervous about it.

It would also lead to fewer of these incidents: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technolog y/maney/2003-06-17-segway_x.htm
Twice as many wheels by lucabrasi999 · 2004-10-12 08:15 · Score: 5, Funny

So, with twice as many wheels as the Segway, will it be twice as useless?
Bush will be Happy by kai.chan · 2004-10-12 08:16 · Score: 5, Funny

Well, one good thing about this new Centaur is that it is less likely for Bush to fall off of.
Direct link to high-speed video... by swordboy · 2004-10-12 08:18 · Score: 4, Informative

Sorry about the Windows Media...

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Suggestion- by Ralph+Wiggam · 2004-10-12 08:20 · Score: 5, Funny

I propose a new corporate slogan.

Segway: Solving problems that don't exist since 2001.

Think they'll go for it?

-B
In other news... by rackhamh · 2004-10-12 08:20 · Score: 5, Funny

Segway has announced a revolutionary new balance system. Code-named "kickstand", this invention is expected to revolutionize the parking process for light-weight transportation vehicles in major cities worldwide. Patent pending.
This is just great... by Dracolytch · 2004-10-12 08:22 · Score: 5, Funny

For all the geeks that don't have balance enough for a skateboard, are convinced that a scooter isn't dorky enough, believe that bicycles are generally too damn cheap, and are too lazy for any of the above.

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1. Re:This is just great... by cft_128 · 2004-10-12 08:53 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  believe that bicycles are generally too damn cheap
  Not the bikes that I like....
  
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What's the point? by randall_burns · 2004-10-12 08:23 · Score: 4, Insightful

The wheelchair segway was significant IMHO-I had one relative that could have benefited from it. These other vehicles just aren't living up the hype. Unlike what John Doehr claimed, cities _aren't_ going to be built around these things. Most people need to get more exercise-not more toys.
1. Re:What's the point? by Shky · 2004-10-12 08:42 · Score: 5, Informative
  
  Parent is of course refering to the iBot, Dean Kamen's wheelchair which allows the user to go up and down stairs, as well as going up on the back wheels to be eye-level with people.
  
  It's pretty amazing, and like parent said, actually has a purpose. It allows people in wheelchairs to not be confined to one level of a house, or require assistance to reach things above them.
  
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Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · 2004-10-12 08:37 · Score: 5, Funny

Why did you post a pic of you taking a crap on a kid's ATV?