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The Extinction of the Programming Species
Max Goff writes "Given the recent chatter surrounding the extinction of the U.S. programmer, /. readers might also be interested in a series of articles I recently penned for java.net -- the Blacksmith and the Bookkeeper (part 1, part 2 and part 3) -- in which I posit that the postmodern programmer (the entire sub-species, not just those domiciled in the U.S.) shares much with the
blacksmith of old, and will become just as extinct in relatively short order. It is not due to work visas or outsourcing, but has much more to do with the evolution of work itself."
Programmers can't reproduce without sex, and sadly, we're not getting any.
Somebody else RTFA! I don't want to know how I'm gonna die.
People should not fear what they do not understand; people should fear because they do not understand.
" Programmers can't reproduce without sex, and sadly, we're not getting any."
Why do you think test tubes were invented?
At first I thought, "Of course! Everybody knows that." My wife and I were just chatting about that last night before bed. (Maybe the rest of you should use romantic talk like that, and you'd get some more often.)
Then I realized that the author knew way more words than I do. He must be right.
sigs, as if you care.
Yes, but humans will survive by learning to service the machines.
"Do you want WD-40 with that sir?"
Maybe they aren't getting any because they have lost all cognizance of any sort of grammatical form.
FEWER programmers are around. But that's not true. WE shouldn't be so harsh on ourselves. Or you could have said "Don't be so hard on the programmers".
What the hell is wrong with you people? I'm a people person! I talk to the goddamn customer so the engineer doesn't have to!
I should have known better but after all it was the early 70's and I was still into the free love thing and all and the Beatles made those guru dudes look so cool. Besides the Indian chicks were really nice looking. Who new knew my nerd seed would start such a problem. Sorry about all those job stealin' bastards. Really!
Look, that technology is already here!!
Behold, a program which is capable of designing a new program!!
#include <stdio.h>
int main ( void )
{
FILE * output = fopen ( "c:\\newprogram.c", "w" );
fprintf ( output, "#include <stdio.h>\nint main ( void )\n{\nprintf(\"hello world!\");\nreturn 0;\n}" );
fclose ( output );
return 0;
}
Were all doomed you fools!!
The world owes you exactly 'Jack' and 'Shit'. The sooner you learn that, the happier you will be.
That's some kind of a recipe for happiness, I'll tell ya!
(not)
I'm begging someone to take away this blow-hard's keyboard.
The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
For a minute there I thought I understood the decline in programmer productivity.
Now this writer is talking about "codeless development environments" which are (like the 5GLs and expert systems of yesteryear) supposed to replace programmers.
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
IT titles are a dark-grey art. I have given up trying to clean up the industry labels. In practice the boundaries are usually fuzzy anyhow.
Table-ized A.I.