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The War Of The Virtual Worlds

man_ls writes "The University of Southern California Information Sciences Institute is working with the U.S. Joint Forces Command to harness supercomputer power, to simulate a virtual continent for use in urban battlefield situations. The simulation, set in the year 2015, involves 100,000 entities to simulate, although the system can support more than a million."

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  1. What about the weapons? by diablobsb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah yeah! but does it include the BFG?

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  2. I'm wondering... by gustgr · · Score: 4, Funny

    may I play age of empires on it?

  3. Bush Mode by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I switched it into G.W.Bush Mode, and ended up with a big charcoal sphere :-P

    1. Re:Bush Mode by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      How strange: personally, when I switched to G.W.Bush Mode, I ended up choking on a pretzel...

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  4. Remember.. by turboflux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Keep your Sims happy!

    1. Re:Remember.. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      With that setup, think of how many swimming pool ladders they could remove with one command.

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  5. I know this .. I know this.. by pronobozo · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have heard about this before.. I think it's called UT2015. I had found the leak on the net. :-P

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  6. That's nothing by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    When Duke Nukem Forever comes out, everyone's computer will be able to handle millions of bodies!

  7. wow by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    to simulate a virtual continent for use in urban battlefield situations

    That's one big fucking city.

    1. Re:wow by SpiffyMarc · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're simulating the Clone Wars breaking out on Coruscant.

  8. It's the smell! by centauri · · Score: 5, Funny

    Word to the wise: don't make this virutal world too perfect. Entire crops could be lost.

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  9. And in the future by aicrules · · Score: 3, Funny

    the search for WMD is as simple as:
    SELECT w.GPSCoordinates
    FROM Weapons w
    WHERE w.DestructionType = 'Mass'
    AND w.Owner 'United States'

  10. Reminds me of "A Taste of Armageddon" by nz_mincemeat · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...as in the ST:TOS episode.

    Now where are the casaulty units? :p

  11. Tax dollar at work by DrAmes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Notice the minimized browser in the bottom screenshot?

  12. More specific scenario needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of good guys and bad guys, they need a simulator where you are this military force propping up a hugely unpopular puppet government. You can go on missions with the puppet government's national guard, but you can't send in their national guard by themselves or they'll ally with the "bad guys".

    And maybe a scoring system where if you have to keep troops there to support the government against its people indefinitely, you get no points, if the puppet government turns into a repressive dictatorship, you get one point, if the people overthrow the government and replace it with a fundamentalist theocracy, you get 2 points, and if you're right in the middle of a big urban street battle with the bad guys and you get a message that says "your capital was just nuked by a country you've been paying no attention to at all", you lose.

    No, actually, that'd suck. Nevermind.

  13. Re:The hard part by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wars will still be costly with this virtual battlefield. Think of all the quarters needed to play!

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  14. gta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    sounds like one big GTA game ... without a storyline

  15. Sure You Can Simulate 1 Million people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But five bucks says it doesn't even get 1.3 fps

  16. A bit too late? by mobiux · · Score: 3, Funny

    "One experiment in this series, "Urban Resolve," began October 12. Set in the year 2015, in JFCOM's description, "it involves a U.S.-led coalition force that must confront and overcome a skilled adversary who is equipped with modern capabilities and is operating in an urban environment." "

    Don't ya think they got this running about a year too late? Might have been helpful in this other thing going on in the meat world.

  17. How about by phrenq · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about a nice game of chess?

  18. Re:wargames? by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a sad state Slashdot has come to when someone (with a remarkably high UID I note) uses the phrase "In case you haven't seen it" With respect to the film Wargames.

    This is Slashdot - you used to be able to assume everyone would have seen Wargames. I don't know whether this is a dilution of the geek quotient here, or a sign that the Slashdot audience is now made up of 15 year olds, but I fear for Slashdot's future.*

    Jedidiah

    * Not really, Slashdot went to hell a long time ago, but it still provides amusement such as this.