Star Wars Episode III Teaser Trailer Today
gotroot801 writes "TheForce.net reports that the Episode III teaser trailer will be available today for viewing on several TV shows in the US (MTV's TRL, Access Hollywood) and Australia (Today Show). In addition, starwars.com Hyperspace members and AOL customers will be able to download the trailer today."
I think the best part of the trailer is the Jar-Jar decapitation scene...oh wait, that was from a dream I had last night.
Now where did I put that Princess Amadala blow-up doll...
I can't imagine how badly Lucas is going to mess up how Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
Maybe replace his light saber with a walkie talkie?
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Yes! Giving them the same amount of money a week later would REALLY prove a point. You stick it to those execs!
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The first 45 seconds are from the previous movies (Episode 1, 2, and 4), but the rest looks really cool. Looks like Yoda gets to fight some more, and apparently Darth Sideous has a lightsaber, too. Obi Wan looks like he gets his ass handed to him by Anakin.
I hope the entire movie won't have that yellow "H" in the bottom right hand corner, though. Kinda distracting.
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Oddly enough, it really would stick it to those execs.
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I believe that the deal that movie theatres get goes something like this:
The studio gets almost all the revenue for the first week of release. After that it tails off, and theatres start to get more of the revenue.
So - support your local flea pit and watch movies late
It's nice that you have to be a member of some shitty online Star Wars site (or one of its affiliates) to watch an advertisement for the new Star Wars movie. It's like paying to beta test a new version of Daikatana.
Will these surfboards be jumping lava sharks by any chance?
I want to walk the Earth and kick ass where needed, like Cain from the TV show Kung-Fu.
Don't get me wrong. I like the (original) Star Wars. I think the Episode 4 was/is a great movie and I can't count how many times I have seen it. Episode V was very good as well. But I think maybe it is because there was less money involved back then (either for special effects or with merchandising). They had to work on the characters and acting more because they didn't have such a huge budget for special effects (i.e. they didn't rely on special effects as much to 'make' the story).
I think the more they rely on 'green screens' and CGI, the poorer the quality of the movie, specifically the story. And I think when Lucas relies increasingly on the movie to be a big commercial for his merchandising efforts (e.g. Jar Jar Binks) it ruins the movie.
I don't plan on seeing this in the theatre. I plan on renting it. I am gun shy after the last two releases. I don't believe they were worth the exorbintant cost of today's movie tickets (never mind the hassle of going through the morgage application to pay for my popcorn and drink).
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It is true, the theatrical trailer airs during The Incredibles.
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It can be seen there now.
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After Queen Padme turns Anakin's ardent requests for sex down for the umpteenth time, he attempts to use 'the FORCE' and due to his raging male hormone levels, when she blasts him with a friggin laser - he spontaneously catchs fire and jumps into the Emporers daily meglomania booster cocktail that was sitting in the balcony below in order to put himself out, and thus earned himself a life sentence of working for the Emporer in order to just pay for the Emporers' ruined shirt...
[Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
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Hovering surfboards?! The next thing you know they'll be converting a Delorean into a Star Cruiser.
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