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Do Honeybees Defy Dinosaur Extinction Theories?
neutron_p writes "The humble tropical honeybee may challenge the idea that a post-asteroid impact "nuclear winter" was a big player in the decimation of dinosaurs 65 million years ago. Somehow the tropical honeybee, Cretotrigona prisca, survived the end-Cretaceous extinction event, despite what many researchers believe was a years-long period of darkness and frigid temperatures caused by sunlight-blocking dust and smoke from the asteroid impact at Chicxulub."
Read that as "from the asteroid impact at Chix Club?" For a second I thought a hot nightclub got wiped off the planet and my chances of procreating in this world went down a notch or something...*phew*
...in bed
here in america, we pronounce it "nuculer", you insensitive clod.
The honeybees only survived because the aliens took them off the planet during the extinction, then brought them back about the time they built the pyramids.
Honey bees are do-bees. Dinosaurs are don't-bees.
I love bees.. Not only do they survive nuclear winter, but unlike cockroaches they wear cool rugby shirts. Sting on, my buzzy cousins! Sting on!
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
this can only be the work of the christians that want to debun evolution, I say kill all christians, kill them all.
Maybe they lived on honey for a few years. Perhaps they had really giant honeycombs where they lived in like a nuclear fallout shelter kind of way until the bad air went away.
It was just a thought
Okay already, I'll go buy Halo 2...
Uh, this is about Halo, right?
My favorite bees are the ones's from Margaret's Honey in Napa, CA. I bought a case of them last month and they keep transmitting me secret messages from space, I think. I tried to decode their message, and I think it's:
PURC HASEHA LOTWOFO RT HEXBO X
I think the language is Sumerian, possibly. No idea, help me out here.
I'll get to the bottom of this somehow...
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.
The bees at some point turned into swarms of ravenous dinosaur eating killers and wiped the poor innocent helpless dinos out. There can be no other explanation.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Do Honey Bees Defy Dinasour Extinction Theories?
Honey bees mostly don't care. Dinasour extinction theories are not getting a lot of buzz with them.
It's hard to tell from your post - is it possible that you are actually a flower?
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Bees are always busy. Busy bees. Hence they kept warm by working hard.
And by being all fuzzy.
They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
Obviously these so-called "scientists" have never caught bees in a jar then stuck them in the freezer.
Man are they pissed when they thaw.
Ice age. Big deal.
From the article:
Late Cretaceous tropical honeybees preserved in amber are almost identical to their modern relatives, she says. If no modern tropical honeybee could have survived years in the dark and cold without the flowering plants they lived off of, Kozisek reasoned, something must be amiss with the nuclear winter theory.
The argument is not necessarily that the event directly killed honeybees (although the article also talks about honeybees' limited tolerance for cold temperatures). Basically, the idea is that flowering plants could not have survived through the event. Without flowering plants, bees would no longer have a purpose to their existence and would be plunged into a state of desperate ennui. No, wait, I mean they would starve. Yeah, starve.
No, they were on Noah'a ark. End of story. ;)
"Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
Dinosaurs aren't extinct...they terrorized an island back in 1993 or so, and a few years later made it to the mainland (San Diego, if memory serves.)
It was in all the papers.
Why can't we ever seem to live in peace with these noble, flightless birds? Sigh...
Penguins have vestigial stingers.
I think we know what happened to the bees.
Bees are much smaller than me, but I imagine I'm much more adaptable and mobile.
> despite what many researchers believe was a years-long period of darkness and frigid temperatures
Please don't make me relive my teenage years...
Honeycomb's big? Yeah yeah yeah
It's not small? No no no
I've never found you living in my eaves.
Two major flaws in theory:
1) AC electricity hadn't been discovered then.
2) The refrigerator wasn't invented until the 1800s.
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Are you guys talking about SIMS?? I haven't gotten to the "night-club" level yet.
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Last you checked!? You monster!
Some crazy aussie in shorts wrestling them on TV, what? Crikey!
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
I admit that I didn't RTFA, but I thought insects were a lot bigger back then. With a difference in size, wouldn't that skew an experiment today?
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That was the first thought that came to my mind. I'm sure they had movies, like "Encino Bee", about cavebees unthawed into modern time. And much hilarity ensued.
Why are there only 19 people folding@home for slashdot?
Actually, they usually selected the most pedantic 10% of the group.
"I get annoyed when this word is used incorrectly"
Funny, I get annoyed when prissy word-police can't handle the changing use of a word.
The honeybees survived because they'd been breed to introduce a genetically altered strain of smallpox meant to help spread the alien virus.
For all we really know, the entire Earth could have been make of honey back then.
You can never tell with bees.
sulli
RTFJ.
European or tropical?
But more important, what is their unladen airspeed velocity. And do you think tropical bees could carry a coconut to England? Or European bees?
Yes, and both of them had a 'southern bumpkin' accent. Carter was from the south, and Jr. was just dumb there.
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
Based on what is known about the Cretaceous climate and modern tropical honeybees, Kozisek estimates that any post-impact winter event could not have dropped temperatures more than 4 to 13 degrees F (2-7C) without wiping out the bees. Current nuclear winter theories from the Chicxulub impact estimate drops of 13 to 22 degrees F (7-12C) - too cold for tropical honeybees. obviously, the temperature dropped by EXACTLY 13 F (7 C), the upper range of the bee's tolerance and the lower limit of current models. Where's the conflict? Do I win a nobel prize?
Well, as most people in the US obviously know (51%, actually), dinosaurs never existed, and the planet was created only about 3000 years ago, and took 7 days. So, all of this is a moot point. Your "science" is no match for the Bible, which is REAL "science" (which somebody actually told me previously, with a straight face).
I don't respond to AC's.
So this means that dinosaurs didn't really exist after all and that GOD created them!
God 1, Science 1,000,000
No, Jesus has already been appointed to that position. However, Pat Robinson will fill-in until he arrives. :)
"Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
hive intelligence.
use google.
Why? We're already using Slashdot, that should tell us everything we need to know about hive intelligence.
God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
they're Still Here. That means there's something Wrong with the theory.
And it's not hard to figure out. There was no asteroid impact. Dick Cheney wiped out the dinosaurs and started the rumors of asteroids of mass destruction for obvious oil-related reasons. It's a darned good thing for the bees that you can't run an SUV on honey. (Just kidding - it's post-election humor. :)
[This is intended to be "funny" or "food for thought". It is not at all clear, to say the least, that the Flood and the Extinction were the same event - even if you believe in the Flood as I do.]
Hey - has anyone thought of asking the bees whether the light stays on?
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