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Sydney 419 Scammer Jailed

kjots writes "The ABC is reporting that the Sydney District Court has sentenced a disability pensioner to more than five years in jail for his part behind a Nigerian email scam. One down ..."

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  1. Interesting... by cfalcon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How come when they finally get busted, it's not the stereotypical sleazeball you hope for? Life would be easy if it were 1 dimensional. Oh well, still good to see crime being punished.

    1. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How people want life to be easy when it is not.

      You would actually hope for a sleazeball?! Its that kind of thinking that make all Arabs terrorists, all programmers basement dwelling trolls, and all righteous policies reasonable.

      After all your either with us or against us!

    2. Re:Interesting... by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So he's a "disability pensioner", so what? Why assume he's not a sleazeball? Heck, I'm assuming his "disability" is a scam too.

      --
      I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
    3. Re:Interesting... by harrisben · · Score: 5, Informative

      Being on a disability pension doesn't necessarily dicatate the degree of your disability in Australia. It could be anything from having a bad back (can't do any lifting) all the way to quadraplegia (definitely can't do any lifting). I'm assuming this guy was of the 'bad back' kind.

    4. Re:Interesting... by cfalcon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, you would hope that a person running a scam is in all ways sleazy. While this is to some extent simplistic thinking, it's not *at all* the steretyping you mention.

      Wishing that people behave in consistent ways is not wishing that they lived up to stereotypes. Wishing that a person who engages in horrible scams is the kind of person who engages in *OTHER* morally questionable activity is wishing for consistency. It the equivalent of wishing that all Arabs are at least partially of Arabic descent, and that all programmers know how to program.

      It is unrelated to preconceptions society may have.

    5. Re:Interesting... by Gonzman2000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      In Australia you can be on a disability pension for something like back pain, it doesen't have to be so severe you can't move or are really disabled in any way. This guy could be a regular joe with a back problem, so not particular care should have gone into mention of "disabiliy pensioner"

    6. Re:Interesting... by stor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Surely that should be disabled pensioner, not disability pensioner. Ahh well, there's no accounting for grammar on /. stories.

      No no, it's right the way it is.

      A "disability pensioner" is someone who receives a pension due to their disability.

      "Disabled pensioner" would be someone who receives a pension due to their age and just happens to be disabled.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    7. Re:Interesting... by yowi · · Score: 5, Funny
      There's these 3 blokes (Yank with a broke arm, Pom on crutches, and an Aussie with a bad back) in the pub having a drink.

      The yank goes up to the bar to buy a round and the bartender says "You see that guy at the end there? Thats Jesus"
      The Yank says "Godamn if it aint, get one for him while your at it!"

      A short time later the Pom goes up to the bar and the bartender tells him about the distinguished guest.
      The Pom said "Good lord, so it is, make sure the good chap has a fresh drink will you"


      Then its the Aussies turn, same deal, Jesus up the end,
      "No shit mate" give him a pot of ya best.


      Not long after that, Jesus finishes his drinks and heads over to the 3 at the table
      "You 3 have shown generosity and kindness when obviously you have dificulties of you own, so I would like to do something for you"

      He then touches the Yank on the head and his cast falls off, arm fixed.
      He touches the Pom on the head and his legs are fixed.
      He reaches out for the Aussie who jumps up screaming

      "Dont touch me!!! I'm on compo!!"

      --
      Why don't the headlines ever read 'Psychic wins lottery'
    8. Re:Interesting... by Threni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > How come when they finally get busted, it's not the stereotypical sleazeball
      > you hope for

      Is it ever a stereotype? Usually it's a human being. You should be thankful that he was simply taking money from extremely stupid, greedy people, and not mugging/shooting/burgling people.

    9. Re:Interesting... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Pom (pommies) , iirc, comes from 'Prisoner of Motherland/Mothercountry' ; which is being used for English people by Aussies.

      Compo, would have to be welfare-money ; Or a 'dole-bludger' (sp?) (by lack of a better word)

    10. Re:Interesting... by mr_snarf · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm an Aussie. A pom is a british person. Well, I guess only an english person, but its a slang term, could encompass all brits.

      Compo is short for compensation. I don't have any experience with it myself, but I'm assuming its like the dole but with a bit more money, since you won't ever be able to get a job.

      The dole is unemployment benefits/Social Security.

      Incase anyone is interested (like, someone from a country without proper social security), I'm on Youth Allowance. I get paid money because I'm studying and my parents don't earn enough to support me (If my parents did, then I'd have to prove my independance from them).

      Currently while I'm studying, the university costs are also paid for by the government via HECS. Basically its an interest free loan. Currently our goverment is trying to get rid of this system, not exactly sure why, probably don't want low-income earners to become educated.

      By the way, regarding compo, it makes Australian's sound like they have the laziest workforce. Infact, we don't, I think we are close to the top when it comes to workhours. In the old days Australia was considered to be workers paradise, with extremely short working days etc, certainly isn't the case now, but some people seem to think it is.

      --
      printf("Goodbye cruel world!\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b");
  2. Here's my reply to those things by BrianGa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I modify the namea/dates/amounts/etc, and fire this off:

    Dear DR.ONORIODE BOBOLO,

    It is so good to hear from a fellow-countryman, having been raised and lived for many years in our most beautiful homeland, Nigeria. I want to send you my sincere thanks and gratitude for your kind offer of USD$25,000.000.00 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) for taking part in this funds transfer transaction.

    However, I am a businessman too, and I make my living transferring large sums of money from and to my friends, relatives, and business associates in Nigeria. Therefore, I know that you would agree, that in order to participate in this wonderful opportunity, I must have an advance monetary commitment from you -- a good faith gesture on your part -- in order to proceed.

    Therefore, I ask that you deposit just 10% ($2,500,000) of the $25M into my PayPal account as an indication that you truly possess the funds and are actually authorized to release them. Using the online PayPal service is a very convenient and secure way to transfer funds. All you need do is access the PayPal web site -- http://www.paypal.com -- open a PayPal account, deposit the funds into your new account, and then transfer the money into my existing account, which has already been set up to receive the $25M.

    You only need my email address, which you already have, to transfer the funds into my account. Therefore, the complete safety of your account, as well as mine, is guaranteed and insured unconditionally. You have asked that this matter be handled with the strictest confidentiality, and I will agree to that condition, provided that the transfer takes place in a reasonable period of time, say by Friday, 5 October.

    If the money has not been received by that time, I must assume that you are not making a legitimate offer, and that you might be someone other than who you say you are -- although I can tell by the exceptional language of your email, that is probably not the case. However, if that is the case, then I will be forced to embark upon a most unpleasant course of action that I would prefer not to undertake.

    Because I have so many loyal friends in the Government of Nigeria and the Military, and many close ties within the Security Service where you work, it would be quite easy to locate your office and your home, as well as learn the identities of your friends and relatives.

    I truly don't believe that you would want to jeopardize their health and well-being, and your own future. I will access my PayPal account on next Saturday to verify that your good-faith payment has been made. Once that takes place, we can move forward with the final transfer.

    I trust that you will not disappoint me in this matter, since the consequences for non-compliance could be quite severe. I look forward with great anticipation to working with you.

    Yours faithfully,

    Issa Gidada, JD, MMB,
    President & CEO
    U.S./Nigeria Funds Transfer Organization
    Beverly Hills, CA

    1. Re:Here's my reply to those things by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Asking them to give you money through Paypal is a bad idea. These people have a buttload of stolen credit cards and that's what they will use. Ultimately all (or almost all) of it will be charged back by the card owners and removed from your account by Paypal's fraud department.

      Don't do it. It would only result in more grief for everyone involved.

    2. Re:Here's my reply to those things by icekillis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hah! They won't even care to reply to a direct question such as: "Yes, but can I have the info faxed?" Or anything else. they will just resend you the email, acting as if they cant read at all. They are not smart at all, they are just bulk mailing everyone,when they finaly get some of the data they just report it to smarter people who make all the money.

    3. Re:Here's my reply to those things by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many credit cards do you reckon they have with a $2.5 million credit limit?

    4. Re:Here's my reply to those things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Asking them to give you money through Paypal is a bad idea. These people have a buttload of stolen credit cards and that's what they will use.

      Agreed. I tried this too just the other day and someone sent me 25,000,000.00 USD w/ a fake credit card. I hate it when that happens.

      (I'm just glad my credit card only has a 10,000,000.00 USD limit so someone can't try that with me.)

  3. Protecting the gullible? by mind21_98 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although scammers are nasty creatures, shouldn't people know better than to send money to pay for something they supposedly won? This isn't a troll; I'm totally serious. Are people not taught common sense and critical thinking skills? In any case, I'm glad this person's going to jail.

    1. Re:Protecting the gullible? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear he'll give you TEN MILLION US DOLLARS if you help him get early parole.

      --

      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    2. Re:Protecting the gullible? by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Although scammers are nasty creatures, shouldn't people know better than to send money to pay for something they supposedly won? This isn't a troll; I'm totally serious. Are people not taught common sense and critical thinking skills?

      Well yeah, in an ideal world.

      There are lots of people who are just a bit thick, but to be fair there are also a lot of people out there who are incredibly desperate, probably beyond what the majority of slashdot users could conceive of, and simply aren't quite thinking straight.

      From what I understand (I'm not an expert but I've read a little), the people who these scammers appeal to often aren't the people who are simply greedy. They're the people who've been told that they need a $100,000 payment on their home within a month or they and their kids will be kicked out of the home that's been in their family for generations.

      Maybe they've been trying to save money and they're malnourished, or perhaps they're getting over an illness that cost a lot of money to treat. (Perhaps they desperately need money to treat it.) It's the same sort of thing as the loner or widower who's sitting at home feeling lonely, and after three months of happiness through online chit-chat, decides to send thousands of dollars to an internet "girlfriend" in another country so she can fly there to say hello, only to have "her" never contact him again.

      It's easy to turn around and say that people were stupid to not be careful and give away their life savings to a stranger. But at the end of the day there are still victims and the scammar's still a con artist who defrauded people and often wrecked their lives many times more than they might've been already. If you really feel as if you have have nowhere else to go and the world seems to be falling down around you, it can sometimes illogically seem reasonable to take up an offer like this against any real common sense.

      I'm not trying to suggest that everyone who responds to these things is in the same position. Some, perhaps many, probably are just greedy and/or silly, although without meeting them I wouldn't want to pinpoint who. I do think it's short-sighted to simply say that all of these people are obviously stupid, without actually looking at the situation. This is nothing against you personally, but that tends to be the general tone on slashdot and I don't think it's very fair.

    3. Re:Protecting the gullible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ...shouldn't people know better than to send money to pay for something they supposedly won?

      Behold, the gap between "should be" and "is".

      Are people not taught common sense and critical thinking skills?

      Just for the heck, I'm going to take that rhetorical question as an actual inquiry.

      On the count of "common sense", presumably such a thing isn't taught anywhere. It's supposed to be innate, right? And while "common sense" may tell you there is no chance you've won an overseas lottery that you've never entered, don't underestimate the power of greed and wishful thinking, which tend to be more common and more motivating than "common sense".

      On the count of "critical thinking skills", my experience is that the local university teaches a 100-level philosophy unit on the subject, but I've yet to find it anywhere outside a philosophy department. I think most educators erroneously assume that it's a part of "common sense". Admittedly it is, to some extent, but the average person will readily fall for certain logical fallacies (both formal and informal) without additional training in critical thinking.

      As a matter of idle curiosity, what is it about 419 scams that makes you think the victims need better critical thinking skills? Does the typical 419 scam contain subtle sophistries? I'd have said they mostly contain whopping great lies, a liberal dose of appeal-to-greed, and perhaps a little garnish of emotionalism so that the victim's conscience may take refuge in the fact that they're actually helping a poor benighted widow, not slavering like a loon at the prospect of riches beyond the dreams of avarice. On the other hand, I suppose that a good (general) course in critical thinking would include learning to identify such rhetorical devices.

    4. Re:Protecting the gullible? by yowi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A fool and his money are soon parted.

      I can't understand how the fool got the money in the first place!

      --
      Why don't the headlines ever read 'Psychic wins lottery'
    5. Re:Protecting the gullible? by elronxenu · · Score: 3, Interesting
      From what I understand (I'm not an expert but I've read a little), the people who these scammers appeal to often aren't the people who are simply greedy. They're the people who've been told that they need a $100,000 payment on their home within a month or they and their kids will be kicked out of the home that's been in their family for generations

      Let's see then. Here are some victims found by a Google search (top links chosen)

      • awprofessional.com wrote: In July 2001, the Times of London reported that a former mayor of Northampton fell for the 419 scam, and ended up in Johannesburg, South Africa with a gun to his head.. Not certain, but more likely to be greed than desperation.
      • In the same URL, And in 1999, a Romanian businessman, Danut Mircea Tetrescu, was kidnapped and held for a half-million dollar ransom.. Hmm, "Romanian businessman". More likely greed?
      • In the same URL we also have Kjetil Moe, a Norwegian millionaire who had fallen for the 419 scam. Definitely greed.
      • El Reg writes of a woman who stole $2.1m from the law firm of which she was an employee (a bookkeeper). The Reg analyses it for us: greed and stupidity in equal measure.
      • Wired wrote 2+ years ago of two losses of $78k and $74k, but no actual explanation of the motives of the victims.
      • This dude writes that he was taken in out of folly.
      • Finally a more professional website offers a summary,
        From earlier sections you might have picked up the impression that only seniors are deceived by offers of instant wealth. Nothing could be further from the truth. While it is true that seniors are targeted for sweepstakes offers the mechanics of telemarketing and investment fraud are simply enhanced and modified for attacking various targets of opportunity.

        This particular scam targets middle class, middle age, business and professional men who would never be as easily deceived by a lottery scam. Estimates put the losses from these "Nigerian Advance Fee" operations at over $1 million "every single day" in the U.S. alone.

    6. Re:Protecting the gullible? by KatieL · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My grandmother keeps sending money off to people like this (the ones that send paper mail - she doesn't have a computer). We (the family) have tried all sorts of things. We can't get the mail redirected so my aunt can filter it first because the post office insists on proof of ID... She keeps ordering new chequebooks whenever one goes "missing"...

      And she's not even batty enough that we can get a power of attourney to run this stuff. She's fine, she tells us and social services. And some days she is. Other days, she'll put slippers in the fridge and milk in the wardrobe.

      And the worst of it is that having responded to some of this stuff, she's getting more and more and more of it, now being a "live target".

      And this is kind of why we need social protection for the "gullible".

  4. Let me take this great opportunity to inform you.. by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 3, Funny

    With due respect,trust and humanity,I write this letterto you seeking your help and assistance,though its difficult since we have not met before.I got your address from the SOUTH AFRICA INFORMATION EXCHANGE (S.A.I.E)regarding your business profile and sincerity.I believe that you are capable and reliable in handling this urgent international transaction of this sort.

    I am MR.RUFUS MUKHENZE,the first and only son of COMRADE.BORDER D.MUKHENZE,the Zimbabwean former Minister for Youth & Gender Equality who is also a businessman and politician,in the Zimbabwean political arena.My father was the famous politician who stood firm against President Mugabes idea of continuous fight in Democratic Republic of Congo and my father also stood against the seizure of white owned farms and the distribution of it to the blacks without Compesiation to the white owners.Before my father's death, in his "WILL"he specifically drew my attention to this sum of US$21,320Million,(TWENTY ONE MILLION,THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAR)which he deposited in a safe box of a private security company in south Africa,INFACT MY FATHER SAID IN HIS WILL AND QUOTE:-

    "MY beloved son,I wish to draw your attention to the sum of US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION,THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAR), which I deposited in a box with a security company in Johannesburg,South Africa. Incase of my absence on earth caused by death,only you should solicit for reliable foreign partner to assist you to transfer this money out of south Africa for investment purpose.I deposited the money in your name and it can be claimed by you alone with the deposit code.Your mother has all the document.Take good care of your mother and
    sister

    From the above,you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends on this money,I will be very grateful if you can assist us,we are
    now living in South Africa as political asylum seekers and the financial laws of south Africa does not allow asylum seeker certain financial rights to such huge amount of money.In view of this,I cannot invest this money here in south africa,hence I am asking you to assist me transfer this money out of south africa for investment purpose.

    For your efforts,am prepared to offer you 25%of the total fund, while 5%will be set aside for local and international expenses and 70%will be kept by my family and me.All I want you to do is to furnish me with your entire personal phone and fax numbers for easy communication. Note that this transaction is 100% Risk free and absolutely confidential.

    Looking forward hearing from you.

    Yours Faithfully
    MR. RUFUS MUKHENZE

    --
    sig.
  5. "disability pensioner" by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How disabled? If he's one of those "disabled" people that you see up on the roof fixing tiles despite a "bad back", then this is no huge surprise. If we're talking wheelchair then I officially lament how times have changed. It used to be that wheelchair-bound geeks ran the local BBS.

    1. Re:"disability pensioner" by xixax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You do not have to be in a wheelchair to collect the disability pension here. It's quite likely he has something like arthritis that makes it difficult for him to work full time. Unless it's a really obvious disability, they usually keep at you to prove you really are disabled.

      A friend of mine was on a disability pension because he is photo-sensitive. They dumped him off said pension the moment he landed a job, and wouldn't let him back on when he found that he could do the work (because he was photo sensitive).

      And even if he is in a wheelchair, I'm sure the judge would have taken that into consideration in his decision (I don't know how well our gaols are set up for sheelchair access).

      Xix.

      --
      "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  6. Common sense? Critical thinking? by muntumbomoklik · · Score: 5, Funny

    You followed the election last week, didn't you?

  7. punishment by adamruck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Make them work for dell customer support for the rest of there lives.

    --
    Selling software wont make you money, selling a service will.
    1. Re:punishment by jimicus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Make them work for dell customer support for the rest of there lives.

      Make them try calling Dell for customer support for the rest of their lives.

      Twice as nasty and you don't have to relocate him at taxpayers expense to India as part of the punishment.

  8. Re:fuzzy math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Presumably he's already spent some time in jail while he was awaiting trial.

  9. One down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    418 to go.

  10. Re:fuzzy math by iamplasma · · Score: 4, Informative

    When calculating prison sentences, if the person has already been held on remand prior to and during trial then that time will be considered part of their punishment. While admittedly one year does seem an exceptionally long time, it's at least a possibility that he has been in remand that long, and that's why he'll be eligible for parole at that time.

  11. Always must mention when the topic of 419 comes up by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 4, Informative

    419 Eater is one of the funniest sites on the net. Check it out when you need a good laugh.

  12. Where's my pot by ET_Fleshy · · Score: 2, Funny
    "There's a lot of gullible people out there that are very vulnerable and they think that this is the pot at the end of the rainbow"
    Don't those people know that pots of gold are always guarded by trixy leprechauns who'll con you out of your own money to add to the pot?
    1. Re:Where's my pot by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't those people know that pots of gold are always guarded by trixy leprechauns. . .

      No, no, no. Trix are guarded by kids. Lucky Charms are guarded by leprechauns.

      KFG

  13. Re:fuzzy math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You mean the disability pensioner who claimed "I have 220 African brothers worldwide" and was able to scam millions from people? Yeah, I can't imagine why they would think this guy would be a flight risk.

  14. Speaking of Nigerian Scam Artist by Seventh+Magpie · · Score: 5, Funny

    They even have an annual conference. Check out this site for a laugh!

  15. OT: Red vs Blue by Bega · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come to think of the NYC Video Festival Red vs Blue extra.

    - Hi, I am Nigerian royalty, and I want you to send me money. Please disregard the fact that I can't spell Nigeria or royalty.

    --

    THIS IS THE INTERNET. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SERIOUS BUSINESS SUIT AT THE FRONT COUNTER.
  16. Greed by nate+nice · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't be consumed by greed. Although people taken by this scam are indeed victims, I have trouble feeling really bad for them. They thought they could get something for free, with no work, effort or percieved risk and they end up paying for it. Life teaches really hard lessons if you don't take notes before hand. Either way, you will learn these lessons. Just hope you are a good student so you don't have to be taught by example.

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    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
  17. Ideas for frustrating "419" scammers by Serious+Simon · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I am quite annoyed by the stream of scam emails I receive, and always forward them to abuse@ of the e-mail accounts provider that the scammers use (mostly free mailboxes).

    Hopefully these accounts will then be shut down before any potential victim can respond. The fact that the scammers often use a different email address in their follow-up communication indicates that these accounts are indeed often short lived.

    I have thought of mail bombing these accounts until they are shut down, preferably with legit looking bogus responses that the scammers have to read one by one, wasting their time and hopefully having them pay for extra online time in their Lagos cybercafe. It would help if each of you would send a response on any scam e-mail you receive (don't use your regular email account).

    Frankly I don't have the time and the talent for elaborate scambaiting (http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm is hilarious!), but I am interested in any other simple but efficient ideas for frustrating these scambags.

  18. Re:fuzzy math by Marlor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Presumably he's already spent some time in jail while he was awaiting trial.

    He has been in jail since October 2003 (according to The Register). If there is a significant risk that an alleged criminal will flee the country, then it is standard practice to deny bail. Someone who claims to have "African Brothers" throughout the world who will help him flee probably fits this description.

    There is more information here.

  19. emails on sale at MercadoLibre (eBay) by pmagsa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The war on spam is a very tough one. I have found that there are some email databases on sale at MercadoLibre (eBay branch for Latin America). Vendors also offer software for capturing emails on the Internet and for sending (up to 30000 emails per hour). You may see my finding here: http://abundando.blogspot.com/2004/11/se-lucran-eb ay-y-mercadolibre-con-el.html I'm sorry guys. Post is written in Spanish.

  20. It's disgusting by Bloke+in+a+box · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Regardless of how old someone is or what mental / physical state they are in. Ripping people off is not acceptable.

  21. This is one 419 prosecution of many by bit01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This news item is little old. Many nigerian scammers have been prosecuted.

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    Company scammers who do paid-for posts on weblogs without attribution (i.e. This is a paid advertisement) are criminals and should do jail time for fraud.

  22. No no, *this* is karma whoring by blowdart · · Score: 5, Funny
    REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

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    I am Timothy of the slashdot editoral staff review board who is interested in the distribution of moderation points and karma points in return for never pointing out duplicate posts. These points are currently trapped in an NT4.0 box. In order to commence this business we solicit your moderation to enables us to transfer into your account said karma.

    The source of this fund is as follows; during the slashdot buyout by OSTG corrupt editors setup fake usrs and awarded them insightful posts, which were grossly overrated. The present moderating team has set up a topic review panel (although as you know it is ineffective) and have identified a lot of karma poitns which are presently floating in a cardbox box underneath CmdTaco's bed.

    By virtue of my position as editor I am free to ignore any emails pointing out duplicate posts but I cannot acquire the karma points in my name. I am therefore looking for an overseas partner into whose 0wn3d windoze box we can transfer this karama, to a grand total of SDK1024 (ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY FOUR slashdot karma). I are writing this email as I am willing to share the karma points with you, 20% for you, the account owner, 70% for us, 10% to bribe people to shut up about duplicate posts.

    Please note this transaction is 100% safe as we will use paypal and we hope to commence the transfer latest 7 banking days after the next topic which attacks Microsoft without ever reading the links in the topic.

    Please email by return your username, password, IP address, inside leg measurement and pictures of Natalie Portman, naked, petrified and covered in grits.

    I look forward to doing business with you.

    YOURS FAITHFULLY,

    Timothy

    NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (KARMA/WHORE) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.

    1. Re:No no, *this* is karma whoring by archen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I are writing this email as I am willing to share the karma points with you, 20% for you, the account owner, 70% for us, 10% to bribe people to shut up about duplicate posts.

      You know that's not Timothy, because the math on the percentages don't add up to above 100%

  23. Re:fuzzy math by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 2, Funny

    Off by 1 ?

    It are sadly a common problem in many computer programs also.

    --
    Just saying it like it are.
  24. Here's a little more info on Nick Marinellis by Lucky+Kevin · · Score: 4, Informative
    The article is a bit sketchy, he actually took over 5 Million Australian dollars from scamees including 571,302 Australian dollars from a Saudi sheik. The latter article make for interesting reading.

    One of my favourite anti-spam sites (including the name) is What's the bloody point?? I especially like bait number 8 featuring Miss Maureen Adje Charlse only surviving daughter v Norman Gorman Smith-Bidet III & Gonad McDangle.

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    Kevin
    "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in" O. Nash
  25. US always behind on convicting... by itallushrt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps I'm in the wrong here, I honestly don't recall any convictions, but how come the US, supposedly the most technically advanced nation in the world, is always way behind on upholding the law involving cyber crime?

    Every article you read always comes out of somewhere else.

    1. Re:US always behind on convicting... by Kombat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      how come the US, supposedly the most technically advanced nation in the world, is always way behind on upholding the law involving cyber crime?

      Easy: Because the US is actually way ahead in its laws and enforcement regarding cybercrime, so the scammers always originate in foreign, usually developing nations where the cybercrime laws are extremely lax or non-existent, or the enforcement is so minimal that they have bigger things to concern themselves with than poverty-stricken locals trying to rip off (perceived) fat, lazy, greedy foreigners.

      Does that answer your questions?

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  26. While I'm at it, here's some more by Lucky+Kevin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    These are all my favourite anti-scam 419 sites pulled from my bookmarks file (I hope that they are ready for the /. effect!)

    Got Mike. Mo meets a pretty woman is a classic.
    Scan-O-Rama
    Insolitology
    Tastes like gold
    Ebola monkey man. Well worth a read, very funny.
    Quatloos, The Brad Christensen Exhibit. Check out ROSEMARY KABBAH -- Romancing the Pickle Taco.
    and last but not least 419 Eater which has a personal recommendation on the front page.

    Enjoy!

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    Kevin
    "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in" O. Nash
  27. Schizophrenia by akintayo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently his disability is a mental illness.

    http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Nigerian/niger ian_busts_2003.htm

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  28. US Mindset... by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ....while I've certainly read about people elsewhere that are suckered too, I think it really fits well to the american mindset. What mindset? The dream to make it big. Real big. The american dream and all that. Like "The apprentice" and Donald Trump.

    Many people realize that they aren't going to be the next Bill Gates, but they still dream. So they play on the lottery and hope that one day their dream will be fulfilled. Along comes this email promising the riches you desire.

    Of course people aren't convinced at once, but they become convinced through smooth words. Why? Because they want to believe. They want to believe that their luck has changed, that they will become rich, and that everything is true. There is no critical thinking because they've already accepted the premise - that their luck has changed - and thus this offer must be real. Flawed logic at its best.

    Once you live that lie, you're caught. Your life stops revolving around what is real and starts revolving around what it will be. Not what might be, what will be. And you just have to get there, do what it takes to get there. Once you do, everything will be so great that any sacrifice you make along the way doesn't matter. And so people sell all they have and believe.

    When you're first on that path, it is as if you're falling and the prize is there at the bottom to catch you. You can dismiss all your friends, family, bank manager, lawyers and even the police. You will believe any lie of how getting to the prize is harder, and how they need more money. But you can't accept that there is no prize.

    It is quite simply circular reasoning - because there's a price at the bottom, you're going after it - and because you're going after it, the price must be there. Most people can't see a cirular argument if it kicked their butt. (Example: God created Nature, hence Nature exists. Nature is a divine creation, hence God exists.)

    Kjella

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  29. Processing Fees by SWroclawski · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd like to send him an email saying that I can get him out of jail and have a ton of lawyers standing by prepared to give him free legal representation. All he needs to do is send me $30,000 in processing fees.

  30. Re:Excellent by TFGeditor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Anyone who falls for this deserves to be stripped of all assets."

    Bullshit. This post is another glaring example of ignorance and insensitivity.

    Quite frequently, scam targets and victims are the elderly, often poor in a relative sense, sometimes desperate and lonely. They fall for the scam not out of greed, but out of need.

    Sure, many victims are in fact victims of their own greed, but to paint all with the same brush is absurd and just plain wrong.

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  31. Whack-a-mugu! by jcuervo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I love that game. Fun to play, easy to win.

    Sysadmins need to be given legal authority to throw people in jail.

    Hmm. Maybe not.

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