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Segway vs. Roomba

Jerry23 writes "We all knew it would happen. We just didn't know when. But Second Life's Cory Ondrejka has just blogged The Encounter: At last weekend's Accelerating Change Conference, Dean Kamen's demon seed, the Segway personal transporter, met Helen Greiner's lovechild, the Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner, in a climactic crash that will echo through the ages. And I quote: "That night also had what was, for me, the highlight of the conference. I refer, of course, to the ultimate convergence of technology. The perfect connection of human and robot. The consumate collision of 21st century geek products. I am referring, of course, to the moment that a Segway ran over Roomba." "

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  1. gee by Ambient_Developer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish I had this much time on my hands :-). These people are crazy nut jobs! I love it!

    1. Re:gee by wilhelmgoetz · · Score: 2, Funny

      this much time on my hands

      As opposed to those who read /. ?

      I guess the major difference is that a lot of the /. community pretend to work (like me!), whilst those at the conference have given up that illusion.

      crazy nut jobs

      Not going there.

  2. Roomba, my foot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That wasn't Roomba, that was my foot you insensitive clod!

  3. My Bet by clinko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Segway wins, Roomba loses, owner of segway still doesn't get laid.

    1. Re:My Bet by Jakhel · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you can afford to drop 4k or so on a useless segway, i'm sure you can "afford" to get laid.

    2. Re:My Bet by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, the author mentioned that the majority of people had the Segway mastered in about 15 seconds (which I have to admit is pretty amazing, if true).

      The whole point of the story is that it's obviously not true. Basic skills, perhaps, but definitely not mastery. Fifteen seconds is enough time to understand the basic controls--and then fall off sometimes when you stop, or occasionally run over a Roomba.

      It's like saying you can learn to drive in fifteen seconds, as long as you don't mind driving with two wheels on the sidewalk sometimes and occasionally running over a small child.

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      ~Idarubicin
    3. Re:My Bet by Gleep · · Score: 2, Funny

      That must be why people drive so badly here in Atlanta! They all had 15 seconds of training!

      Seriously, when are people here going to get a clue and stop ramming each other on GA-400 like it's a damn demolition derby? It's getting ridiculous.

      Man, that's OT!

      I have yet to buy either a Roomba or a Segway but once I do I'm defo gonna run them into each other and see what happens!

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      get your dirty sig off me, you filthy APE!
  4. Aw hell... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to the blog, it was an accidental collision. I wanted wanton mayhem! The Segway with James Bond-esque spikes on its hubcaps. The Roomba spitting out dustballs with razors embedded.

    Weak! Call me when they get the Roomba to vacuum up some gasoline and *then* battle. That'll be a fight for the ages.

  5. Re:Some little problems... by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Yeah, the inverted pendulum is a cute trick, but then again, so is riding a unicycle. I wouldn't advise my grandmother to ride either one."

    Somehow that made me think of this

  6. Roombway? by FauxReal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Darn, I was under the impression that someone had invented some kind of riding vacuum cleaner with a built in navigation system.

  7. Re:Some little problems... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    The wheel spun and smoked like a funny car doing a burn-out, and the guy went down so hard that his head bounced about six inches off of the floor.

    Man, if only there were some way to get around this obvious safety deficiency! It would probably take tons more expensive electronics and a couple more gyroscopes or something...

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    The enemies of Democracy are
  8. Re:Some little problems... by martingunnarsson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I own one, and apart from driving my pet beagle completely ballistic, it's great.

    Apart from? That sounds more like a bonus to me! ;-)

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    Martin
  9. SVR by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Segway Vs. Roomba
    Screenplay by Peter Hutnick

    INT. CAVE - NIGHT

    A ROOMBA crouches over the remains of an expensive persian rug. It
    hears a CLUNK and looks up.

    CUT TO:

    EXT. CAVE - NIGHT

    A SEGWAY drops to the ground from it's ship with a CLUNK. It surveys
    the mouth of the cave . . .

    -Peter

  10. boy robot meets girl robot... by A.Ichthys · · Score: 1, Funny

    This could be the beginning of the first soap opera for the artificially intelligent.

  11. Re:Crap :-( by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    The death-match comes later with the lawyerbots in cybercourt. Judge WOPR presiding.

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  12. Re:mix em? by rhkaloge · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is a horrible, horrible idea. Don't give it another thought.

    Now where is that patient application?

  13. Roomba upgrade by DogDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just found an upgrade to the Roomba. It costs about 1/100 as much, never breaks down, is environmentally friendly, usually lasts for many years, uses no power, and provides exercise:
    Witness: THE BROOM!

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    I don't respond to AC's.
  14. Imagine an import segway by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Funny

    with huge spoilers and skirt kits.

    I want 3!

  15. Re:dueling segways by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
    You could probably make a great game out of it; release a couple of speedy roombas and see how many you can run over in a given time limit.

    Kudos to the parent; that's the funniest mental image I've had in a long time.

    The only question is whether it will be a Summer or Winter Olympic event. My personal preferences is for Winter, so we can do it on ice. :)

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    ~Idarubicin
  16. Pics? by Webmoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    What? Not pictures? No video?

    The least you could to is recreate the incident... I'll volunteer my Grandma to ride the Segway. Ever since her eyesight went bad and her reflexes went south, she's cut her driving back to only 30 miles a day.

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    Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
  17. Re:Roomba? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    basically, it sucks!

  18. Free Segway Offer by Superfreaker · · Score: 4, Funny

    My friend emailed me yesterday, he said I could have a Segway for a one month demo if I came to meet him in Union Square where the CityStreets people were showing them.

    I was excited at first, but I couldn't figure out how I was going to get it home. Then I realized I may have to drive it home and it suddenly was not that exciting of an offer. I just wanted to crash it into the walls of my apartment for a month, not actually ride it in public.

  19. Re:dueling segways -- medieval joust. by anon+mouse-cow-aard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want to see two knights in armour with lances go at
    eachother on the field of mortal combat, on segways.

    (sorry, must've been something I ate...)