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Tom's Holiday Buying Guide
Thoreau writes "With the holidays just around the corner, it's nice to have some help in finding just the right gift for your gadget hungry friends and family. Tom's Hardware seems to think they have the answers for this year's holiday season. Everything from Swiss Army memory sticks, to monitors that Bill Gates couldn't even afford!"
FTFA: Sex And The Sidekick ???WTF??? How blatant is that????
Christmas buying guides are nothing but adverts anyway, and this article is nothing but a slash-ad. GRRRR. Did you see the boobs on that model holding the side kick? She could sell me SCO stock, if she was holding it like that, petting it gently! (*passes out*)
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Wow! Mrs Claus is skankier than I had imagined, but for some reason, I just have to buy a T-Mobile Sidekick II.
Larry Ellison is definitely putting his name down for one.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Why, oh why, does that fat-bellied-white-bearded guy get all the sexy chicks? *sniff*
Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
They don't list a price for the one thing I'd really want...
...but how do I buy the chick in the santa costume?
"Capital punishment makes the state into a murderer. Imprisonment makes the state into a gay dungeon-master"
Kind of hard to read this article at work with dumbass geekboy-Mrs. Claus fantasy pictures plastered everywhere.
Most of the things are quite expensive for my range, but a good summary (and a even better model) though. I was hoping they also included a "moded xbox" in it ;).
There is a girl in the picture. She's wearing a Santa Costume.
I see the usual Tom's Hardware hyperbole is now corrupting Slashdot's tradition of journalistic integrity.
"Monitors that Bill Gates can't even afford?" Bill Gates can afford anything. Entire WALLS of his 9000 sq ft. house are comprised of monitors. Tom's is a consumer whore site that used to publish half-decent articles. Now all they do is hype and shill products.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
... "NOT SAFE FOR WORK".
If Tom has all the answers about PC HW, including performance, how come they can't handle a run of the mill slashdotting after all these years, when Slashdot itself can handle it?
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If Mrs. Clause is the gamer, I'll be the seat... I even come with a stick shift for those really intense.... games
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... is to sit down with my friends and family and some good ales and enjoy life and share some experiences with them. I try to do it all year around, but people seem to make a bigger effort at Christmas (a.k.a euphemistically in a large fundamentalist Christian superpower as "the holidays") that results in better and more cherished memories. All this materialistic crap can be damned: I spent all my present money on airline tickets to the UK (where my family lives) because seeing people is better than a quick chat on the phone or sending presents with that missplaced expectation that the recipients are then beholden to you in some stupid way.
Maximum PC has their Gear Of The Year on newsstands now and a lot of the items listed on Tom's aren't rated too highly. Many of the things they are pimping here are either overpriced or underperformers.
That said, I REALLY would have enjoyed some shots from the Aibo's webcam during that shoot.
[insert sig file here]
And of course you can see more of the girl at: http://www.musecube.com/donnafeldman/index.htm. But, judging from the general slowness of the site, most of the Slashdot is already there.
It'd be nice if the link pointed to the FIRST page of the holiday buyer's guide rather than the page where the submitter was spanking his monkey while submitting the /. story.
In Soviet Russia, I ruled you
Seriously, there should be a warning in the post about this.
She's not German. You don't see many German women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for German men!
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there *are* no German women. And the Germans just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous.
No kidding! My boss walked by while I was looking at the page with the $1,999 OQO, and damned near fired me on the spot for using company resources to view obscene material.
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
she's already married. To the fat guy.