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Tom's Holiday Buying Guide

Thoreau writes "With the holidays just around the corner, it's nice to have some help in finding just the right gift for your gadget hungry friends and family. Tom's Hardware seems to think they have the answers for this year's holiday season. Everything from Swiss Army memory sticks, to monitors that Bill Gates couldn't even afford!"

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  1. Ha! by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTFA: Sex And The Sidekick ???WTF??? How blatant is that????

    Christmas buying guides are nothing but adverts anyway, and this article is nothing but a slash-ad. GRRRR. Did you see the boobs on that model holding the side kick? She could sell me SCO stock, if she was holding it like that, petting it gently! (*passes out*)

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  2. Mrs Claus by se2schul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! Mrs Claus is skankier than I had imagined, but for some reason, I just have to buy a T-Mobile Sidekick II.

    1. Re:Mrs Claus by doublem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly HOW skanky looking is she

      Too Skanky for WWE broadcast, but just right for the Pay Per View 18 and over special.

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  3. Well if Bill cant afford it by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

    Larry Ellison is definitely putting his name down for one.

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  4. Pictures in article by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why, oh why, does that fat-bellied-white-bearded guy get all the sexy chicks? *sniff*

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    1. Re:Pictures in article by NardofDoom · · Score: 3, Funny
      He uses Unix. Chicks dig that.

      At least in my fantasy world they do.

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    2. Re:Pictures in article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      One word: "presents". That, and the pick-up line: "You've been a very good girl this year!"

      Of course, his sex life isn't really that great -- he only comes once a year!

  5. Bummer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't list a price for the one thing I'd really want...

  6. Not sure what they're selling by LabRat007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but how do I buy the chick in the santa costume?

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    1. Re:Not sure what they're selling by phaze3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Judging by the look of her, I reckon $100 should do it.

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  7. Argh! by nek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Kind of hard to read this article at work with dumbass geekboy-Mrs. Claus fantasy pictures plastered everywhere.

    1. Re:Argh! by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kind of hard to read this article at work with dumbass geekboy-Mrs. Claus fantasy pictures plastered everywhere.

      Yeah, but I like a challenge.

  8. something gates can't afford by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    can't also be afforded to be built, especially if the US govt expects to award it to the lowest bidder.

    1. Re:something gates can't afford by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I'm only looking thru the article to find these mythical monitors...
      (let me beat the replies: Yes, I'm sure it's not to look at mrs. Claus... not that I'm complaining...)

  9. Sidekick by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does the T-Mobile Sidekick II come with a fully licensed copy of Mrs. Claus? 8-)

  10. Good model :) by dwipal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of the things are quite expensive for my range, but a good summary (and a even better model) though. I was hoping they also included a "moded xbox" in it ;).

  11. Just in case you missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is a girl in the picture. She's wearing a Santa Costume.

  12. geeky christmas ornaments by ed1park · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I need to buy a christmas ornament for a couple who work in the IT industry. So I was wondering if anyone knew of any good geeky christmas ornaments I can buy out there. gracias!

  13. Screw the hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm still imagining picking feathers from between my teeth.

  14. Usual Tom's hyperbole by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see the usual Tom's Hardware hyperbole is now corrupting Slashdot's tradition of journalistic integrity.

    "Monitors that Bill Gates can't even afford?" Bill Gates can afford anything. Entire WALLS of his 9000 sq ft. house are comprised of monitors. Tom's is a consumer whore site that used to publish half-decent articles. Now all they do is hype and shill products.

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  15. /.'ed by mfender9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like Tom's Hardware has closed early for the holidays this year...

  16. Is that Santa helper chick, German? by vision33r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That Santa helper chick picture on the page. I didn't know German chicks look so feminine and sexy? Unless she's not German..

    1. Re:Is that Santa helper chick, German? by AvantLegion · · Score: 4, Funny
      >> That Santa helper chick picture on the page. I didn't know German chicks look so feminine and sexy? Unless she's not German..

      She's not German. You don't see many German women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for German men!

      And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there *are* no German women. And the Germans just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous.

  17. They need a warning on this Slashdot article ... by YetAnotherName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... "NOT SAFE FOR WORK".

  18. New Server by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Tom has all the answers about PC HW, including performance, how come they can't handle a run of the mill slashdotting after all these years, when Slashdot itself can handle it?

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  19. Tom's Post-Recession Buying Guide by Dr.+Dew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't realize anyone considered a $94 widget that won't be allowed through the security check at U.S. airports a "stocking stuffer." (I'm talking about the Swiss Army Knife + USB)

    In my household, items of that size and price are wrapped in progressively larger boxes to draw attention to their, well, size and price. (Still talking about the Swiss Army Knife + USB here.)

  20. The Gamer's Seat by hcob$ · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Mrs. Clause is the gamer, I'll be the seat... I even come with a stick shift for those really intense.... games

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  21. All I want... by Malc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... is to sit down with my friends and family and some good ales and enjoy life and share some experiences with them. I try to do it all year around, but people seem to make a bigger effort at Christmas (a.k.a euphemistically in a large fundamentalist Christian superpower as "the holidays") that results in better and more cherished memories. All this materialistic crap can be damned: I spent all my present money on airline tickets to the UK (where my family lives) because seeing people is better than a quick chat on the phone or sending presents with that missplaced expectation that the recipients are then beholden to you in some stupid way.

    1. Re:All I want... by DogDude · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mr. "I Love My Mac", you're one of the people he's talking to.

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  22. For those who actually read the piece... by yetanothermike · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...instead of looked at the pix (or did both):

    Maximum PC has their Gear Of The Year on newsstands now and a lot of the items listed on Tom's aren't rated too highly. Many of the things they are pimping here are either overpriced or underperformers.

    That said, I REALLY would have enjoyed some shots from the Aibo's webcam during that shoot.

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  23. Mrs. Clauss by Balaurul · · Score: 3, Informative

    And of course you can see more of the girl at: http://www.musecube.com/donnafeldman/index.htm. But, judging from the general slowness of the site, most of the Slashdot is already there.

  24. oh man... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Blatant OSDN plug.

    This story's an Ad, people... it's just a particularly insidious one, because it's impossible to block.

  25. Link is wrong by gorbachev · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'd be nice if the link pointed to the FIRST page of the holiday buyer's guide rather than the page where the submitter was spanking his monkey while submitting the /. story.

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  26. Cold soldering iron? by jfengel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like the look of the cold soldering iron. I don't do very much electronics, so I only own a cheap soldering iron, which is very inconvenient (slow to heat up, corded). This thing isn't terribly expensive ($20) and sounds useful.

    Anybody ever tried it? Does it really work?

  27. roku soundbridge versus slimdevices squeezebox by ripflash · · Score: 2, Informative
    The roku soundbridge that the article recommends is just a different display on the squeezebox by slimdevices. The squeezebox has the community support, while the soundbrige has flashy marketing.

    The article would have been more helpful if it listed other products besides the one in each category. In each instance, it looked like they were trying to choose the glitziest product, but not usually the best.

  28. NSFW by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, there should be a warning in the post about this.

    1. Re:NSFW by Nos. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could understand if this is was an article about a new security patch or a new version of a particular app/os. However, this is a holiday gift buying guide. A holiday gift buying guide is not suitable for work at all, regardless of the content on the page.

  29. Re:They need a warning on this Slashdot article .. by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... "NOT SAFE FOR WORK".

    No kidding! My boss walked by while I was looking at the page with the $1,999 OQO, and damned near fired me on the spot for using company resources to view obscene material.

    ;-)

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  30. Remember guys... by Coppit · · Score: 3, Funny

    she's already married. To the fat guy.

  31. Re:More American Centric crap on Slashdot ... by Stone316 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will you realize your browsing an American based site? I don't browse British or Chinese portals and complain....

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