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Space Elevator Prototype Climbs MIT Building

Jackie O writes "According to an employee blog on the Liftport Group website, their prototype robot for the Space Elevator has just successfully climbed a 260-foot building (in a driving snowstorm, no less) at MIT. Now all they have to get it to do is climb over 60 thousand miles into space, carrying things. Good luck there." Update: 11/17 05:17 GMT by T : Liftport has posted some photos from the ascent, too. Thanks!

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  1. superhero's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet Spiderman is just a tad bit jealous...

  2. Oh great, by A+Boy+and+His+Blob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are we going to start measuring stuff in MIT building heights now?

    1. Re:Oh great, by iamlucky13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bah! You people are sad. Already 60 posts in and no one has taken his suggestion (plus the blog says 290 feet).

      1 foot = 0.00344 MIT Green Buildings (MITGB's)

      One Mile = 18.2 MITGB's

      1 kilometer = 11.3 MITGB's

      Space Shuttle orbit = 3,186 MITGB's

      Space Elevator Tether Point = 1,092,400 MITGB's

      Looks like they've got a little bit of scaling up to do.

    2. Re:Oh great, by Carthag · · Score: 2, Funny

      So,

      Space Elevator Tether Point = 1.04179382 MiMITGBs (Mebi MIT Green Building).

      I'd say that's close enough. Wait, what's that coming flaming out of the sky? ARRRrrghhhh

  3. The real purpose by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard the real purpose of the test was to place a police car on the roof.

    1. Re:The real purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Next stage is to have it climb the women's residence building with a live video feed. ("To boldly go where no male geek student has gone before!")

  4. Re:When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Like the mess on my desk?

  5. Space Race by Total+Immortal · · Score: 1, Funny

    Finaly! I never really believed that man walked on the moon, all a big consipiracy! but now i can sleep safe at night knowin that with this news we have at last won the space race! unluck reds!

    1. Re:Space Race by quarx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now we can start again to discuss if man really set its foot on the moon.

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    2. Re:Space Race by WinPimp2K · · Score: 2, Funny
      I never really believed that man walked on the moon

      Ah, but now the US has to hurry up and get back to the moon so they can plant the evidence of the Apollo landings... Because if the Chinese get there first they will destroy the evidence of the Apollo landings. Doesn't thinking like that make your head hurt?

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  6. Re:When? by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly, for example, scaling fish is dangerous work and rather nasty as well.

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  7. Climbing buildings? by arose · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll need a tall building...

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  8. Re:Optimism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never underestimate a stubborn genius. Besides, its the journey that holds the juice... imagine what they'd accomplish even getting half way there.

    Getting people stuck in an elevator 30,000 miles up? Could be quite an accomplishment, depending on the politi-- er, person.

  9. how many smoots in a green building? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 3, Funny

    if those MIT kids can measure a bridge in Smoots (Smoot was a student), they can measure make the Green building a larger unit..... try and stop em....

    1. Re:how many smoots in a green building? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah, the whole Smoots thing is just MIT's way of distracting your attention from the fact that the bridge immediately adjacent to their school is properly called the "Harvard Bridge".

    2. Re:how many smoots in a green building? by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      lol. Everyone knows CalTech is a tiny little division of Harvey Mudd.

  10. Thats nice but... by skyman8081 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  11. Space elevator practicalities by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Every time this is mentioned, I get all kinds of Larry Niven RingWorld flashbacks for some reason.

    As cool as this idea is, there are some problems (especially for the lower altitudes). Some of the problems are more serious than others:

    • Wind shear: winds at various altitudes can differ widely. Both the cable and anything climbing it will be affected.

    • Resonance: a cable will tend to vibrate; it will be necessary to dampen the vibration. Usually this is done with strategically placed weights. With an object climbing the cable, however, the resonance will be constantly changing.

    • No Adspace: There will be no place to put banner ads, so the thing will never be profitable.

    • Environmentally Harmful: birds could run into it and die. Doesn't anyone consider birds?

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    1. Re:Space elevator practicalities by glwtta · · Score: 5, Funny
      Environmentally Harmful: birds could run into it and die. Doesn't anyone consider birds?

      Again with the birds! Birds will fly into just about anything over 5 feet tall - it's called "natural selection".

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    2. Re:Space elevator practicalities by jerde · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Doesn't anyone consider birds?

      I consider them to be evil feather-covered lizards. Does that count?

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    3. Re:Space elevator practicalities by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have no heart. No heart at all.

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    4. Re:Space elevator practicalities by cryptoluddite · · Score: 5, Funny
      You forgot the most important problem:
      • Terrorism: A space elevator is vulnerable to terrorism at every part of its length. A terrorist can target any section of the elevator, but we have to defend all of it. That's not a winning stragegy -- we have to take the fight to them.
      So screw colonizing Mars, we need to occupy it now or the terrorists will win.
    5. Re:Space elevator practicalities by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it's a tall illuminated tower, it's not very natural. Maybe we could leave the lights off and select for smarter airplanes?

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    6. Re:Space elevator practicalities by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah yeah, every space elevator story brings up the same old objections... they are all resolvable. The only really intractable problem will be convincing the religious right that this is not another "Tower of Babel" and therefore not sinful/doomed/evil/etc.


      (I wish I was purely kidding!)

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    7. Re:Space elevator practicalities by feronti · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except for all the seagulls around the spaceport.

  12. Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Steve jobs invented the MIT building, and the space elevator.

  13. Bah. by Trejkaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    /me hands Slashdot a lesson on Permalinks

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  14. Re:where's the link by gantrep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just like the thing described....

  15. For Pete's sake by cuteseal · · Score: 3, Funny

    For Pete's sake... I'm going to get real mad if the guys on the 19th floor keep misusing our R&D technology just to fetch their morning "coffee and donuts"...

  16. Re:stop laughing - prototype - ... by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

    i am pretty sure that a towering space elevator is at least as phallic as a rocket.

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  17. Way too long. by wasted · · Score: 5, Funny

    60000 miles = 316,800,000 feet.
    316,800,000 feet / 29 feet per minute = 20.77 years

  18. Just a question from a Norwegian by hyfe · · Score: 5, Funny
    When article mentions driving snowstorm, this does actually mean a driving snowstorm with lots of snow and cold and wind and more snow and everybody trying to stay inside?

    Or does it mean that it was fairly windy, snowing abit and it totalling a couple of centimeters on the ground and people who had watched to many catastroph-movies lately bandied about in Libraries burning books and being faintly surprised about how little warmth it produced?

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  19. Re:Optimism? by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny
    imagine what they'd accomplish even getting half way there.

    Or 1/1000th of the way there.
    So make it a distributed project.
    Have 1,000 little robots climbing 1,000 feet each.
    That's a 1,000,000 foot climb.
    Imagine how much they'd accomplish by doing that.

    Um... oh, yeah:

    :-)
  20. No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They just need to put another 1218460.5384615384615384615384615 260 foot buildings on top.

  21. Oh sure... by Astadar · · Score: 2, Funny

    they SEEM to have made a prototype, but have they considered how they're going to get the muzak to be audible once they get into space?

    I don't think so.

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  22. Re:stop laughing - prototype - ... by themaidtricks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not _that_ phalllic - the thing will be paper thin and a meter wide. Unless you have odd notions of 'phallic', and if you do I pity your wife.

    Which half of her?

  23. Re:What's the point exactly? by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but just wait until some athlete climbs the space elevator... imagine: a contraption similar to those hand driven railway cars attached to the ribbon. The dude (or gal!) stops at 10,000 feet for Oxygen. Then again for a pressure suit and finally a space suit. Sure, it may take a while, but it's totally possible!

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  24. Re:What would tower look like? by jusdisgi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could one see the top? Or would it "fade" into the sky?

    Yes, absolutely...you'll be able to see the other end of the 1-2m-wide, 100,000km long object. Trust me.

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  25. Re:stop laughing - prototype - ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Look up there! What is that? It looks like a big"......."Johnson, What's that on the radar?, Sir, it appears to be a long"......"Dick!" "Yes Mr President?" "When are you gonna take me to ride that space elevator? I can't wait! Too bad that Star Wars thing was discontinuisimed. I was goin' to kick Darth Vader's ass!

  26. Imagine the robot of the future... by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

    100 years from now at the old robots home...

    You robots today have it so easy!

    Why, back in the day... I had to climb a 260 foot building! Straight Up! In a driving snowstorm!

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  27. Re:earth to the sun? by rednip · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then you would have to deal with those pesky inner planets. May I suggest the Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

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  28. Re:Good technical summary by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't even have the heart to calculate 1x; the cable would weigh as much as a moon.
    So you mean that we would really be saying, "That's no moon it's a space station"?
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