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The Worst Jobs in Science: The Sequel

flyingtoaster writes "For the second year in a row, Popular Science published their annual countdown of the worst jobs in science. This year's list includes Anal-Wart Researcher, Iraqi Archaeologist and Landfill Monitor. And you think your job's bad?" We also linked to last year's list.

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  1. Where is? by ericdano · · Score: 4, Funny
    Where is the Slashdot author? Or the Cowboyneal feeder? Or the Slashdot Moderator? Or the Slashdot story submitter?

    Those sound like bad jobs to me ;-)

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    1. Re:Where is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As well as:
      Slashdot Troll
      Slashdot Karma Whore
      Slashdot First Poster
      Slashdot Repeat Poll Offender
      Slashdot Whiner
      Slashdot Linux Advocate
      Slashdot Devil's Advocate (supports either Microsoft or Bush)
      Slashdot Joker That Brings A Slashdot Joke Into Every Post And Is Still Modded Up
      Slashdotter Who Mods Others Up

    2. Re:Where is? by jm91509 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Where is the Slashdot author? Or the Cowboyneal feeder? Or the Slashdot Moderator? Or the Slashdot story submitter?



      It said the worst jobs in science. Nothing scientific about this place...

    3. Re:Where is? by ericdano · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh, yes, the Meta-Moderators.....poor souls. Right down there with the dung herders...

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    4. Re:Where is? by fbform · · Score: 2, Funny



      Did you see this link at the bottom of the main article? How bad would the job of that contraption's test-pilot be?

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    5. Re:Where is? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, the /. dupe-checker job can't be that bad. Appearently you can screw up repeatedly and not get fired :-)

  2. EA Researcher by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Odd, "EA Researcher" was nowhere to be found. Oh that's right, they don't have any. They're just an assembly line now.

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  3. what about... by BortQ · · Score: 5, Funny
    - Programmer for EA

    Computer scientist is a scientist, no?

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    1. Re:what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Computer scientist is a scientist, no?

      Nope. Anything named 'science' isn't.

      Sciences: 'physics', 'chemistry', 'geology', 'biology', 'medicine' etc.

      Non-Sciences: 'computer science', 'social science', 'scientology', 'science fiction'

  4. Tampon Squeezer by Temporal+Outcast · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ewww!

    #4 is Tampon Squeezer

    On the other hand, Tampon Tester would rate as one of the best jobs ever.

    *sigh*

    Sorry if I grossed someone out.

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    1. Re:Tampon Squeezer by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the other hand, Tampon Tester would rate as one of the best jobs ever.

      If you say so buddy. Drop 'em and bend over.

      KFG

    2. Re:Tampon Squeezer by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 4, Funny
      On the other hand, Tampon Tester would rate as one of the best jobs ever.

      Nope. Tried it. They taste terrible.

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    3. Re:Tampon Squeezer by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      When life gives you tampons, make tampon-ade.

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  5. So What by cr0y · · Score: 1, Funny

    At the landfill I monitor we have these Valves that releases this totally putrid smelling Steam. Even with all the funk, people flock to our landfill more than anyone elses!

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  6. Career most applicable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
  7. Anal wart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The bright side? "In 13 years I've only been pooped on twice, and that's not bad." :-|

    I love my job.

  8. WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget Iragi Weapons Inspector?

    The jobs not done until you find at least one.

    1. Re:WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      WMD's have already been found, idiot.

    2. Re:WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      mod parent up so we can all laugh at him.

  9. Not as bad as my job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Food taster for Fear Factor...

  10. Bush on "science" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about President Bush's Science Advisor? If that job did drive you to drink nothing would.

  11. Think those are bad? by RealProgrammer · · Score: 4, Funny
    They are. But what about:
    • Forensic proctologist
    • Leech veterinarian
    • Global warming expert at Shell
    • Corporate EMT at Philip-Morris
    • Rosanne Barr's gynecologist

    Some of those were hard just to list.

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    1. Re:Think those are bad? by CommanderData · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about: * Goatse guy's proctologist.

      I don't think that's proctology, it's more like spelunking.

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  12. How about... by mogrify · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... a USDA meat-packing plant inspector?

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  13. What about.. by Enaku · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dubbya's speechwriter?

  14. Last Year's List by Noksagt · · Score: 4, Funny
    We also linked to last year's list.
    In fact, it was so good that they linked to it twice. No word yet as to when they'll re-run this one.

    In all seriousness, the first posting of last year's list does have some great comments.
  15. Grossed out by bstadil · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sorry if I grossed someone out.

    Your Sig was the worst part.

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  16. Cleaning the monkey cages... by Trikenstein · · Score: 3, Funny
    In 28 Days Later.

    Even if you don't get bit, the staff dusts you *just to be sure*.

    Talk about temp help....

  17. Re:Consequences of Bush's Iraq War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Umm...

    Sheesh! And I wonder how many such 'casualities' of war we ignore. Really sad.



    Followed by the sig:

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  18. ARRRRRRRRRRGH! by crimethinker · · Score: 3, Funny
    Rosanne Barr's gynecologist

    Picture the puke scene from Team America: World Police and you've got a good idea of HALF of what I just went through.

    You, sir, should be kicked off slashdot, post-haste.

    -paul

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  19. Re:MS Director of Truth: www.fudfactory.com by arose · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about SCO programers?

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  20. I've got (most) of those jobs beat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I spent one summer screening race horses for drugs... by chemically testing their urine.

    Yes, I had the joy of sitting in a lab and handling horse piss for eight hours a day. Let me tell you, the range of colour, texture, and viscosity of the stuff is truly mind-boggling.

    The one saving grace? I wasn't the guy that had to collect it from the source.

  21. Re:Ewwwww! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can only imagine the shock his dentist had when she asked him to "Open Wide".

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  22. Work for Bush Administration by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about a science advisor to the Bush Administrator? That's got to be the worst job in science unless you also hold a degree in fair-weather theology.

  23. Re:Religious radicals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's hear it for tolerance!

  24. Re:Consequences of Bush's Iraq War by Jay+Carlson · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is not clear from the above is just how much Saddam's Disneyfied Babylon looks like Live Action Doom.

    No, I'm serious.

    The Doom graphics engine needs an upgrade to properly render the historic site.

    Also, Kuwait looks like a fucking Counter-Strike level with all those crates.

  25. Re:Go Helpdesk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I am pleased to see that computer help desk is on the same list with tampon squeezing.
    They both involving dealing with cunts.