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Failed Win XP Upgrade Wipes Out UK Government Agency

Lurker McLurker writes "The BBC and the Register report that the UK Government's Department for Work and Pensions attempted to upgrade seven PCs from Windows 2000 to Windows XP, and ended up with BSODs on over 60,000 machines. I wonder if the National Health Service is regretting awarding Microsoft a £500 million contract now." The Guardian also has a good story.

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  1. The reason for the upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They wanted that new version of Internet Explorer with the fancy built-in pop-up blocker.

    1. Re:The reason for the upgrade by phaln · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news, productivity is UP 64% since the day before the crash!

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    2. Re:The reason for the upgrade by Lev13than · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They wanted that new version of Internet Explorer with the fancy built-in pop-up blocker.
      Looks like they got a deal; they got the version that also blocks viruses, worms, and abuse of Solitaire! ;)

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      They probably wanted to block assholes who disguise 'Free iPod' links in the sigs. 'TinyUrl' my ass. If you want an iPod, ask your parents to raise your allowance. Otherwise, I heartily encourage you to fuck off.

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    3. Re:The reason for the upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      This is a government department. The only place for productivity to go would be up.

      Dear Sirs:

      I am a highly overpaid government employee with nothing better to do all day than read Slashdot and post AC comments, and frequent gambling and off-track betting sites. I and those of my many co-workers that were good enough to show up for work on a Friday and are not currently on a 3 hour lunch break and are looking at this on my monitor find the above post highly offensive and demand that you moderate it "flamebait " immediately. Otherwise, we shall be forced to file a grievance and call a national strike, affecting dozens.

    4. Re:The reason for the upgrade by skids · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, fair enough. A lot of the people I worked with when I was in a government position do deserve that.

      But a lot of them don't. I would say most state employees work their asses off doing pointless things, rather than screwing off. The problem is more with upper management than with the rank and file... though the problem does bleed over into the lower level employees because, after all, how long can you pour your energy into a task that you know only is neccesary because incompetent managers fail to streamline the operation and give you more real, productive work, before you start to take the job much less seriously?

      So those petty state officials who shirk work do so as much due to being beat down, disillusioned, and tapped out as far as trying to do something about it in the face of a "front row" that doesn't like to listen to comments from their inferiors.

      When I was working for the state, I considered myself very lucky to be involved in a project that was doing something meaningful, being productive and, while mistakes were made here and there, was relatively efficient overall. I could see how this was not the case in the departments working beside ours.

      Eventually, though, the egos of the upper echelon managed to intrude even into our well defended (by caring managers) little island of fortitude and competance, and I had to say screw it. Now, unlike most of the rest of my friends that got laid off and sucked the government unemployement insurance tit, I am fending for myself with the money I saved by not buying useless crap.

      So when people try to say I was overpayed at 60% of my fair private-industry salary, I don't shirk from the criticism. Yeah, the benefits were better than the private sector and the environment more permissive, but at least I didn't go looking for a handout like others so they could keep up the credit card payments for their DVD collections and car loan for their gas guzzling S.U.V.

      At least I, one of those loathsome, lazy, state workers, had the good conscience not to apply my talents to better the carreer of a gaggle of idiots who aren't overseen adequately by the legislature that created their positions. If you want the state sector fixed, aim at the top. The clock punchers at the bottom are just a symptom of a management that preserves itself by not giving their underlings enough of a reason to revolt.

  2. Uh-oh... by Dynamoo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You know that sinking feeling when you've just pressed the wrong button...

    ..of course, it seems to be our friends EDS behind it, who are just great at making a mess of government contracts.. and then, the government just gives them another one.

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    1. Re:Uh-oh... by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everyone needs a second chance. And a third. And a fourth. And a fifth. And a ...

      I'm sure the government has perfectly good reasons for continuing to hand contracts to EDS. It's just probably not a reason they want to tell you because it involves (bribery|nepotism|stupidity|all of the above)

      Jedidiah.

  3. This is typical of our government. by bairy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If something is actually working right (and it's rare), change it!
    I can imagine it now
    Intern: "Sir, Microsoft have bought out Windows XP Service Pack 2. It's had numerous bug reports of dying pcs and software not working anymore. THIS is the time to upgrade to Windows XP, then upgrade to SP2 because windowsupdate won't stop bugging the hell out of us until we do!"
    Boss: "You mean we could cock something up, and it might not even be our fault for a change?! Lets pay someone vast amounts of money to do it!"

    The Gaurdian reports it was a week long outage. Now, I may be completely wrong here, but surely all they had to do was restore those pcs back to their previous Windows 2000 state using the daily backups they do... I mean, it's only common sense to do backups on such a critical syst...oh, wait, nevermind.

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    1. Re:This is typical of our government. by blowdart · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Only theregister appears to talk about Win2k and XP, so lets see what they're saying.

      According to one, a limited network upgrade from Windows 2000 to Windows XP was taking place, but instead of this taking place on only a small number of the target machines, all the clients connected to the network received a partial, but fatal, 'upgrade.'

      So if this is true then EDS pushed out a partial upgrade. Now come on, if you installed 75% of a new distro over an old one then rebooted would you blame Redhat because it didn't work?

      Or there's the other version

      DWP was trialing Windows XP on a small number ("about seven") of machines. "EDS were going to apply a patch to these, unfortunately the request was made to apply it live and it was rolled out across the estate, which hit around 80 per cent of the Win2k desktops.

      So again EDS pushed out XP patches, overwriting Win2k files and the machines crashed

      Not really surprising if you overwrite parts of an OS with files from a different OS that there is a mass crash, but folks, this is an EDS fuckup not really a problem with Windows.

      Of course theregister could be wrong. It might happen. Heh.

  4. oh hey what's going on with this upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    OH SHI-

  5. Too slow. by Lostie · · Score: 4, Informative

    If only they had reached the conclusion hinted at in this BBC News article a year or two ago, this would not have happened.

    It's certainly bad PR for Microsoft though, perhaps this will serve as a wake-up call to other governments that "other options" are out there.

    1. Re:Too slow. by Apathetic1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It was EDS that screwed it up. I can't say I'm surprised. For once I find it hard to blame Microsoft - rolling an XP patch out onto a Windows 2000 machine (or 60000) will have the predictable effect of hosing the system. Given what I know about EDS (I worked there for two summers) I don't think running Linux would have helped.

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    2. Re:Too slow. by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually, I tend to see this as potentially an opportunity for Microsoft to gain some excellent, and totally undeserved, *good* PR. The root cause of the problem seems to be that EDS erroneously pushed a Windows XP update out to Windows 2K desktops - hardly Microsoft's fault. Having got completely out of their depth (which isn't especially far out of the shallows given EDS' track record to date) EDS decided that it couldn't fix the problem and called in Microsoft.

      Now, assume Microsoft bails EDS out, and there is no reason why not, because you can bet they'll send a bunch of temps to every DWP office at EDS' expense if they have too. In a nutshell, Microsoft gets a PR coup: "We've just bailed out out a leading *cough* solution provider! Now imagine that had been, say, a Linux deployment... Who could EDS have called then?" Given the excellent grasp of PR, spin and FUD Microsoft has, I don't think this is going to help break the Microsoft stranglehold at all.

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    3. Re:Too slow. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Now imagine that had been, say, a Linux deployment... Who could EDS have called then?

      They could have called Novell or IBM.

      Apart from that though - any setup can be screwed-up by an admin, no currently available OS can protect you from that. So for a TCO estimate at least we would have to look at the total loss due to screw-ups like this, and weigh them with the number of installations. Using a single data point can't be valid. That said, my gut feeling is that Linux provides considerably better TCO.

  6. I wouldn't want to be in their shoes now by Lispy · · Score: 3, Funny

    But still I have to say it: "HAHA!"

  7. EDS again by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every time I hear about a big government IT fuck-up it seems to be caused by EDS. Yet the government keep awarding them contracts. Why?

    1. Re:EDS again by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yet the government keep awarding them [EDS] contracts. Why?

      I don't know, but I do recall an article about IBM refusing to tender for UK.gov contracts: apparently it was too costly, and too risky - you could spend millions only to not get the tender, and IBM felt that the chance of getting the tender awarded to IBM was too small. So... I'd suggest either it's too costly to play so players are dropping out (the reasonably answer), or someone in government really loves EDS, and IBM know it (the tinfoil hat answer).

      Living in the UK, I'm minded to go for option 2.

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    2. Re:EDS again by supersnail · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Because Accenture is the other choice!

      This sort of cockup would have been impossable with the ex Arther Anderson crowd. They would still be struggling to get the shrink wrap off the CDs without wrinkling thier suits.

      Seriously the problem is government procurement procedures. The contract goes to the lowest bidder and a record of past f****ups is not taken into account.

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    3. Re:EDS again by justanyone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      EDS is one of very few companies that will accept government contracts. US Gov'mt accounting requirements are onerous (hard to comply with) by any standard, so in order to compete for the contract, you have to have a huge team of accountants that know how to produce the kind of records and reports that the Government accounting office(s) expect.

      There is a huge hue and cry (outrageous exclamation of disgust and anger) over mismanagment and eggregious spending in government contracts. Having worked in the sector, I'm somewhat familiar. The contractor I worked for made sure there was no waste, fraud, or abuse. However, it spent 10 times as much as the job required, just to do this. The obvious choice for our firm was it would have been far cheaper to run things by GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Practices)(the private sector accounting standards), and have both a nice large internal audit division and "internal affairs" watchdog enforcement. Alas, most governments are not run this way, and if they are, they devolve into the current format due to political expediency.

      I have friends that work for EDS and they comment on the kinds of hoops they have to jump through just to do simple stuff. They've built up a rather large experience pool in doing this hoop-jumping, so they can do contracts cheaper than some other companies.

      EDS also tends to run things according to CMM levels whenever they're developing things, so at least if there's a mess-up (as there obviously was here), there will be some kind of follow-through to improve the process of doing this kind of work. EDS's management doesn't want the black eye any more than the government or Microsoft do, but they'll spend the money to make sure it doesn't happen the same way again. There is, after all, no way to prevent all errors, but I give them credit for trying most of the time.

  8. Come on now by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Incompentent admins can turn any minor upgrade to a catastrophic failure. Don't blame M$ for this one unless there are irrefutable proof that the admins did everything by the numbers.

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  9. EDS now stands for... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every Desktop Shutdown.

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  10. Nooo! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like a thousand solitaire players suddenly cried out in frustration and then silence...

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  11. What the heck did they do? by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the Guardian article: "At this point there is no known solution or ETA"

    I RTFA and all I see is a money discussion, not a technical discussion. I would speculate that an SMS or Zenworks push or somthing similar which was supposed to be restriced to the 7 PC's went almost everywhere. It might be a fair bet that the remaining 20,000 might have been upgraded too if those people had been at work and turned on their computers. IT Computer management tools give the department much power, which could do plenty of damage in the wrong hands.

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  12. For those not reading the article... by JKR · · Score: 4, Informative
    Apparently EDS attempted to do a test upgrade on a small network of 7 machines, but accidentally deployed it to all 80,000 machines instead. It's not clear that they'd tried it on any target machine, so it's entirely possible that EDS is to blame here...

    Jon.

  13. EDS managed upgrade--Altiris? by willith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The BBC article mentions that EDS is responsible for the ugprade. They're partnered with Altiris, so I'd be willing to bet that the upgrade was carried out using the Altiris Client Management Suite.

    It's a great set of tools--we own it at work and managed our own Win2k -> WinXP upgrade using the PC Transplant and Deployment Server tools, but can massively bone you if you don't do enough testing. PC Transplant, in particular, can hurt if you--that's the application that lifts your profile off of one PC and slaps it down on another, so that you don't have to re-configure your Exchange settings, Office personalizations, backup documents and application settings and bookmarks, and a whole mess of other things. When doing an OS migration, if you don't design your personality transplant template correctly, you can end up with all kinds of Win2k-specific settings stuffed into your WinXP profile, which can lead to all kinds of crazy-ass problems.

  14. RTFA! by DaHat · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article: Another source says that the DWP was trialing Windows XP on a small number ("about seven") of machines. "EDS were going to apply a patch to these, unfortunately the request was made to apply it live and it was rolled out across the estate, which hit around 80 per cent of the Win2k desktops. This patch caused the desktops to BSOD and made recovery rather tricky as they couldn't boot to pick any further patches or recalls. I gather that MS consultants have been flown in from the US to clear up the mess." EDS is also thought to be flying in fire brigades."

    Brilliant work on the part of EDS, trying to patch the wrong systems, lord only knows what can happen then.

    You could force an XPSP2 onto a 2k machine... would you still blame Microsoft for it? That seems to be the case here, EDS screwed up, and of course it's Microsoft's fault in the eyes of /.

    1. Re:RTFA! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The vast majority of tools that do these rollouts dont roll out the patches as supplied by the vendor. The patches are applied to a machine in a known state, and then that machine is scanned by the tool to see whats changed. This changeset is whats rolled out. And yes, jsut tried it, XP SP2 does indeed refuse to install on a Windows2000 system.

  15. Not a nail for Microsoft. by alistair · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "On another note, How did upgrading seven machines to XP BSOD 60000"

    If you read the register article, it says that they were attempting to only push the update out to 7 PCs, but it actually went to all 60,000.

    I would imagine they were using something like Microsofts SMS services or Bigfix to push out packages, and simply selected push out to all instead of a test community.

    I don't think this is a nail in Microsofts coffin, I have seen similar things happen in the mainframe world where patches intended for dev hit live production systems with similar bad consequences. It has to count as a bad day at the office for the person pushing the button though.

    It also highlights the difficulty in pushing out big updates to major networks of PCs, be they running Windows or Linux. The complexity of moving from Win NT to XP has proved so complex in my organisation that for the future Longhorn upgarde and beyond we are now looking to Citrix to allow the migrations of applications across servers and essentially use the PC as a thin client for all but core office and email apps.

    1. Re:Not a nail for Microsoft. by Leonig+Mig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      agreed this is more and EDS issue than a microsoft one.

    2. Re:Not a nail for Microsoft. by bentcd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If anything, this is the world crying out "what were you _thinking_ having a 60,000 unit network all running the same system???" and perhaps the world will wake up and realize that it _might_ be a good idea to mix systems a bit so that whatever happens to one system, you still have some significant percentage of the network still running.
      Doesn't anyone do risk analysis anymore?

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    3. Re:Not a nail for Microsoft. by ilyaa1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, so let's see. Someone installs WinXP dll's on Win2K machines. Hmm, I wonder, how come those don't boot now?..

      It's true that Microsoft's robustness is rather mirage-like, but there's a thing called human error, and that can bring down any system. All the software did was follow human instructions, after all: that's why we need IT people with brains to decide who is doing what.

      However, PXE boot and a server with HDD images ready would've been helpful...

  16. oh yea by Llevar · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hopefully just another nail in Microsoft's coffin...

    When a government ends up with BSODs on 60000 computers, it can't be good for Microsoft.

    Yea, I can just see them going bankrupt over this. Their coffin was half closed before, but now they're bound to be pennystock.

  17. Avoidable blunder by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously these sysadmins were incompetent. Everybody knows that a BSOD is impossible under Windows XP. If they had simply upgraded the other 60,000 machines to XP first, and then updated these 7 problem systems, this whole problem would easily have been avoided.

  18. TCO costs rise scarily with Windows XP failures? by hattig · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So ... 5 working days, 60,000 PCs (= 60,000 employees?)

    Assume £8/hr employee. 40 hours of work a week. 60,000 unusable systems.

    => TCO increased by £19.2m for the 8 PCs they upgraded (before costs incurred fixing the problem)! £2m TCO per system for Windows XP eh? A clear example that Windows TCO can increase rather horribly if something goes wrong, and this was a standard upgrade. It's £320 per PC if you count all 60,000 systems - that's still horrendous.

  19. Wrong! by Mr_Silver · · Score: 5, Informative
    Bad Slashdot reporting again? Quote Slashdot:

    the UK Government's Department for Work and Pensions attempted to upgrade seven PCs from Windows 2000 to Windows XP, and ended up with BSODs on over 60,000 machines.

    In actual fact, the Register quotes:

    According to one, a limited network upgrade from Windows 2000 to Windows XP was taking place, but instead of this taking place on only a small number of the target machines, all the clients connected to the network received a partial, but fatal, 'upgrade.'

    and then below it:

    Another source says that the DWP was trialing Windows XP on a small number ("about seven") of machines. "EDS were going to apply a patch to these, unfortunately the request was made to apply it live and it was rolled out across the estate, which hit around 80 per cent of the Win2k desktops.

    So, by merging them you get the following story:

    There was a trial of seven PC's, instead of patching only those seven, the request to roll it out was accidently performed and every computer attempted to install a botched version of XP.

    Somewhat slightly different to the Slashdot version wouldn't you say?

    In addition, I'm pretty sure that if you accidently deployed a botched version of the linux kernel then it too would probably have a similar effect.

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  20. You guys are amazing! by Lee_in_KC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wish I could take one of you Linux "experts" up on your idea. "Here, upgrade these 2000 PCs, all of which are from different manufacturers and different configurations, to Linux. I need it done in the off hours and I need everything to work like it did before.".

    *crickets*

    Of course someone will reply and say "ok!" knowing it won't happen. It's not because I don't have the ability to make that decision but it's because I know better than to get real information/insight about IT from most /. posters.

    It's painfully obvious that a scant few here actually have a clue about running a business that relies on IT. It's more than ripping CDs and DVDs kids. Sure, the company that did the mistake is at fault but the problem is not in the chosen OS, it's in the chosen technicians and management.

    1. Re:You guys are amazing! by rpozz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      different manufacturers and different configurations

      You know that (re)installing Windows on a large number of systems of different types, for example when an upgrade fails, is a total fucking nightmare, yes?

      At least Linux comes with 99% of drivers pre-installed. With Windows you have to find them on the net first, then find some way of getting them to the target system (because you don't have a NIC driver, remember?).

    2. Re:You guys are amazing! by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Frankly, I think "a scant few" is pushing it ... despite the number of clueless morons, many here do have at least some idea what's going on and how to sensibly address some IT problems.

      As for managing large networks of desktops, that's another very different matter. Not many people have high-level experience doing that.

      My network, for example, is only thirty machines. Hardly huge. In fact, it gives me the opposite perspective on a lot of issues, because I find many of the large-site friendly features of Windows networks utterly useless for a small site, and no small-site friendly managability features to compensate.

      Personally, I've trialled XP at work as a possible upgrade for our 9x machines, and come to the conclusion that it's not worth the pain. It might be good if you have the management tools, a dedicated test network, and an admin team dedicated to designing and rolling out updates. For small sites, however, it's pure hell. Even controlling how the clients update themselves is hard without an extra server to do the job. I also found accessible information for small-site management to be very thin on the ground.

      We're now using thin clients for some of our network, and seeing very good results. Yes, they're Linux based - MS looked good until we figured in the CALs and the isssues with NT-based terminal server security. I'm far from floored by the results with Linux - the bugs, oh, the bugs, I'm drowning in stupid f***ing bugs. There's also more than a little totally retarded design, and the classic issues with no two apps having the same open/save dialog.

      That said, for our basic users the results have been very good. They need little support, hardware and software costs are both low, and things generally run very smoothly. Trials with more demanding users aren't going as well (see above rant about bugs and bad design), but current development in the OS is addressing most of the issues I've run into and I expect to be able to move the 9x users across to the thin clients mid-late next year.

      I do agree with you that managing a large collection of Linux desktops would probably be pure hell. It's awful to even think about, frankly, especially upgrades. *shudder*. My solution would be to simply not use desktops, but instead move most users to department level thin client services hanging off a redundant set of beefy servers. I'd use LDAP to store user and sytem information (yes, much like AD) as I currently do on my network. For many users, such a setup can be expected to work very well, and dramatically reduces the admin nightmare compared to Linux desktops. I also wouldn't even try to migrate all users to Linux - only basic users for whom it would work well, such as those who only need email, a browser, a word processor, and access to a couple of specific in-house apps.

      As for migration - I can't possibly imagine how it could be done in a sane way. I suspect a lot of custom tools would have to be written, the migration would need to be a rolling one, and there would need to be a lot of staff on hand to handle glitches. That doesn't sound like fun to me.

      The worst part of moving my users over to the thin clients was migrating their data and settings. That despite the fact that almost all of it was already on the servers, and their systems were pretty basic and very uniform. Doing it in a large company wouldn't be nice.

  21. Re:Another nail? by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 4, Funny

    When a government ends up with BSODs on 60000 computers, it can't be good for Microsoft.

    No, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's bad for the rest of us!

    Let's hope Congress plans to upgrade soon!

    See? Even Microsoft is good for something!

  22. Hope they all loose their jobs tomorrow by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Funny

    Im pretty embarrassed for my country right now. How the fuck did we go from technological pioneers to this? And its only the tip of the iceberg, what with Ken Livingstone's numerous stupid ideas, David Blunkett's insanity and the incompetence of 100's of 'IT' projects (hint: if its called an IT project it means its run by incompetent MCSEs and it will fail catastrophically leaving millions of people without a service or having planes crashing into the ground, time and time again) with tax money falling out of their pockets, fuck them! Why do these idiots get the contracts? What happened to all the competent people??

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    1. Re:Hope they all loose their jobs tomorrow by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What happened to all the competent people??"

      They emigrated, most likely. One of the problems with incompetence is that it's self-reinforcing, the competent get more and more fed up with having to deal with incompetence all day and find something better to do with their time.

    2. Re:Hope they all loose their jobs tomorrow by KontinMonet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They go over budget because when a project is accurately costed, some idiot manager somewhere goes beserk and says it must be done in time-(large chunk of time) and for cost-(managers' & directors' bonuses). Knowing this most s/w projects are unrealistically timed and funded. Anyway, EDS has right royally screwed up on all the big govt. projects yet the govt. continues to use them. Is that as a result of competence?

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  23. Re:Another nail? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and you missed out big time. 4 years later you could have been naming your own price for Y2k fixes.

    You'd probably be retired now! Pity you chose long hair, and have another 40 years of work to go.

  24. The funniest thing.. by WindSword · · Score: 5, Funny

    was the government spokesperson. After the intro to this piece on Radio 4 this morning, her opening sentence was "Let me correct you, 20% of our workstations are functioning". Talk about a positive spin.

  25. Re:TCO costs rise scarily with Windows XP failures by turgid · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The bean-counters will find a way of "writing off" this debacle so it doesn't show up in TCO. Not that I'm bitter and cynical or anything....

    I once knew a bean-counter (quite senior) on nearly 3 times my engineer's salary. He was sat there in front of a spreadsheet adding up a column of numbers on a pocket calculator.

    Welcome to the UK Public Sector. That was your tax money.

  26. We need to educate the decision makers by mishmash · · Score: 5, Informative
    We've got to stop this happening again, we've got to educate the people spending our money on huge computer systems which are prone to failure.

    I have found that many MPs when questioned on anything related to technology simply say that "it is a complex issue", which to me isn't good enough when such huge amounts of money and significant impact on people's lives is involved.

    There is a huge contract that'll be up for grabbs soon - EDS are preparing themselves to manage the UK national identity database and identity card scheme. This is one we could lobby our representatives on to ensure they do it right..

    Where to have the debate where it might be read by those who mater:
    Free service to fax your MP

    Boris
    Richard Allan
    Tom Watson
    Shaun Woodward
    Citing the recent and ongoing failures such as that cited in the article, and the UK Child support agency's computer failure. as well as the NHS computer system UK

    1. Re:We need to educate the decision makers by mikerich · · Score: 5, Funny
      There is a huge contract that'll be up for grabbs soon - EDS are preparing themselves to manage the UK national identity database and identity card scheme. This is one we could lobby our representatives on to ensure they do it right..

      No, no, no, this is the one we lobby them to employ EDS and Microsoft on!

      If MPs are stupid enough to implement Blunkettcards we should at least get some entertainment out of it.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    2. Re:We need to educate the decision makers by mikerich · · Score: 5, Informative
      Where to have the debate where it might be read by those who mater:
      Free service to fax your MP

      Can I take the opportunity to point out that faxyourmp is for UK citizens ONLY and should only be used to fax your own MP. It is not for international write-ins or mass lobbying.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    3. Re:We need to educate the decision makers by chary · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Hmmm? Oh, what? Oh, yes old bean, jolly bad show. Yes. Those bounders at the NHS need a...oh, just a moment, my phone's ringing, give me a minute. What? No, I'm giving a quote. Yes, thank you. Right, right, right. Yes. Microsoft. Very naughty blighters indeed. I shall immediately...I'm sorry, what was the question? Don't we do the caption round at this point? Gosh."

    4. Re:We need to educate the decision makers by Brown · · Score: 4, Informative
      What is an MP ?


      A Member of Parliament, i.e. a member of the UK's primary legistlative body. Each represents an individual constituancy (area), and the government is formed by senior MPs of the party which has a majorty in Parliament (usually).

      -Chris
    5. Re:We need to educate the decision makers by mishmash · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "Where to have the debate where it might be read by those who mater:" And you lead with Boris?!
      Yes. He's taking a stance on the ID card issue with his column in today's telegraph, entitled Ask to see my ID card and I'll eat it and has a discussion on his blog on the ID card issue

      Is there another MP who's taken a clearer anti-ID card stance, and is prepared to discuss their positon so openly?

  27. Re:TCO costs rise scarily with Windows XP failures by blastedtokyo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Read the article. EDS applied a patch intended to update 7 Windows XP boxes to 60,000 Windows 2000 machines. The TCO here applies to the contract to EDS, not the software. It's like saying that a prison guard intending to open one gate to let someone out accidentally opened all of the gates and then they blamed the door manufacturer.

  28. Hey! let's be fair here, ok? by orasio · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft sells itself as easy to administer, what in management terms means that the systems are so /user friendly/ that any moron can administer them.
    So, admin stupidity can also be blamed on MS, it's part of the TCO studies that make the decision to buy MS.

    Aside from that, a point-and-click update cannot fail so miserably. A script made by the admin, of course should, because you can assume that someone smart (and bold) enoguh to make a little script should be responsible for their decisions. Some guy clicking checkboxes shouldn't be allowed by those means to break 60000 computers, through a /user friendly/ GUI program.
    GUIs for dummies should have enough checks to prevent such underiable effects, they have a sufficiently constrained domain to be able to do so. If the guy wanted to do a legal task that the tools dosnt' allow, he could always write some Visual Basic Script, and then he would be on his own. Bringing down an organization by mis-clicking checkboxes is responsability of the guy that provided the checkboxes, too.

  29. Re:TCO costs rise scarily with Windows XP failures by speed-sf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Something that makes me curious, you hear Ballmer lament about the lower TCO of windows. You hear the linux community shriek about it's lower TCO. The bottom line is really this, if your sysAdmins are less than competent and bugger up something like this which system would have a lower cost to recover? This is a really good thing to know when you are considering any enterprise system. Call it, TCCR (total cost of catastrophic recovery). Ballmer, Linux communities answer me this!

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  30. Re:What should be done first... by DoctorMO · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't worry knowing Linux and the IT of the public sector they'd have chmoded root to 777 long before any upgrade.

  31. Re:TCO costs rise scarily with Windows XP failures by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Read the article. EDS applied a patch intended to update 7 Windows XP boxes to 60,000 Windows 2000 machines. The TCO here applies to the contract to EDS, not the software.

    Yes. It's not like the upgrade could detect the version of the program it's being applied to, and only install if the version matches the version it is intended for. That is completely unheard of, and would be impossible technically.

    This was sarcasm, FYI.

    It's like saying that a prison guard intending to open one gate to let someone out accidentally opened all of the gates and then they blamed the door manufacturer.

    This situation is more analogous to a wrong signal causing the door to open and then jam. And yes, such a door manufacturer deserves to be blamed.

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  32. Re:umm.. by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Informative
    Reading between the lines I think EDS was trying to install a Windows XP patch onto a small testbed of PCs actually running XP (which is hardly what was implied by the Slashdot story). Instead, they managed to deploy the patch the the general pool of 60,000 PCs still running Windows 2K, essentially trashing the install and preventing the systems from booting. It could have been as simple as someone at EDS choosing the wrong deployment target from their network management tool (Tivoli, IIRC).

    The question about all of this that I am left with is, how did the patch even install? Microsoft has had sanity checking on their patches for ages, checking not only the Windows version, but even service pack levels and any other prerequisites. Ever tried installing a patch intended for IE6-SP1 over plain IE6 for example? I'm assuming that this is some custom patch rolled by EDS, rather than an official Microsoft one downloadable by all and sundry. Still, the story appears to have made it onto UK prime time news, so no doubt more details will emerge...

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  33. Re:Another nail? by Zangief · · Score: 4, Funny

    Easy, a dialog like this appeared:

    "Do you want to update the machines on your network now?"

    [Accept]

    No cancel button.
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  34. Member of Parliament by dominux · · Score: 5, Funny

    you can call them senators if it makes you feel better.

  35. Come on! by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Informative

    Jeez, sometimes Slashdot readers are blind and zealous like headless chickens...

    1. The patch they tried to update with wasn't a complete one for an OS upgrade.
    2. Then they deployed it to their entire network by mistake.

    This interesting piece of information can be gathered by RTFA.

    I wonder what would happen to, say, Linux boxes if they had 60,000 and they applied an incomplete kernel patch?
    Maybe some... thing... would panic?

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  36. Perhaps I'm just missing something here.... by emrysk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but is there any actual evidence is was a Microsoft error? I like bashing Windows as much as the next guy, but it seems this is at least as likely to be a huge fumble by the admins.

  37. Re:TCO costs rise scarily with Windows XP failures by malkavian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're probably using something like Novadigms's Radia. And instead of linking the correct 7 PCs, they linked to all of them (misconfigured group). In that case, it's not a case if installing a patch that is installed using the new mechanisms, the "Patch Manager" simply dumps the files to all the machines that connect up using it's client, and force an overwrite.

    Given, they should actually have an install script that checks the OS before it actually dumps the install package on there, but hey.

    Not normally an MS apologist, but this isn't really Microsoft's problem. It's the contracted company that made the update package failing to ascribe it to the right download group.

    So, the analogy. It's like some perfectly good system being installed, and someone presses the button marked 'open all doors' instead of simply open door 7.
    I don't see anyone really blaming the door manufacturer here (Microsoft or the contractors), although I'd hazard a guess that the person who skipped over the part of the process that said 'double check the groups you assign this patch to' will be sorely chastised...

  38. Any decent Windows Admin should know by b00m3rang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Upgrades NEVER work! Not for Windows 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Longhorn, whatever! It will never be a good idea to try and replace a MS OS without doing a clean install.

    This is first day stuff.

  39. Windows? Or EDS? by reverendslappy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Without any specific details on the failure or what exactly happened, it seems like this is a huge admin error. My guess is they're using something like Altiris to do their builds, and if an admin were to accidentally "drop" the package meant for the the test group on to the production group, wham-o... every PC starts installing a build that probably isn't meant for them, and won't work. And you can imagine how that would go.

    As much as I'm sure the zealots among us would like to make this seem like a Windows failure, it looks like it's more of an example of how outsourcing leads to disconnected, incompetent, and unmotivated IT staff. And that, of course, leads to mishaps like this.

    Either way, if you work for a company that brings EDS in house in any way, drop your shit and run. And don't look back. The flash could be blinding.

  40. Re:TCO costs rise scarily with Windows XP failures by mikechant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The public sector in the UK is nothing more than unemployment benefit for the middle classes.

    In my experience (having worked for both) in terms of inefficieny and stupidity, there's only one thing worse than the British Public sector and that's the British Private sector.
    My company used to be part of a large public sector concern and was sold off. Since then we seem to spend nearly of our time/money:

    Changing company logo and name every 6-12 months
    Adding a new problem management system which we have to learn every 6 months (we currently have about 5 each of which was supposed to replace all the others).
    Paying huge bonuses to upper managent.
    Paying huge car allowances to middle management including those who refuse to drive.
    Not giving any rises under the so-called performance related pay scheme for 4 years despite meeting profit targets because all the money has gone on the above 2 items.
    Making skilled people redundant then recruiting at vast expense people with the same skills 2 months later.
    Making skilled people redundant then reemploying them at twice the pay as contractors for the next 2 years because they're still needed.
    Repeatedly shuffling kit from datacenter to datacenter around the country at vast expense and disruption to our customers.
    Ordering expensive buffets for management meetings , 95%+ of which get thrown away.
    Managers having a schedule involving meetings all over the country which means that they spend about 25 hours out of 40 driving.
    Managers refusing to use video-conferencing for meetings even in the light of the above.

    How many of these things happened when I was in the public sector? Virtually none. We didn't have the money to throw around on such things. We were forced to be efficient.

    Also if this private sector company I'm referring to was atypically inefficient, presumably it would do so badly it would collapse or be taken over. So this implies that many private sector companies are like this.

    It's very easy to slag off the public sector if you use stereotypes, generalizations and distortions.

  41. How Stuff Works by PingPongBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    She added that the emergency payments system was "working perfectly."

    Jones agreed, "I still have plenty of blank cheques. My pen is at room temperature."

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  42. Re:All systems are prone to failure by mpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This isn't Microsoft that ballsed it up, nor is it inherently the fault of DWP. Chances are it's an underpaid sysadmin somewhere who hit the wrong checkbox when rolling out the patch.

    If someone can manage this by selecting the "wrong checkbox" then the system is broken by design.
    Microsoft sell a complex system with the claim idiots can administer it. The DWP employ/contract idiots to administer a complex, but vital, system. Niether of these are "innocent parties".

  43. Re:Not Microsofts fault, in this case by MacDaffy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you give a chimp an Uzi with a defective trigger mechanism and a bunch of people get shot, whose fault is it: the chimp's or the Uzi's? My first networking experience was with AppleTalk; plug it in and you had a network. I was subsequently required--with co-worker--to learn everything we could about Windows networking so we could implement it in one of our products.

    My co-worker and I spent the next period AMAZED that Windows networking even worked at all. The system of domain controllers and WINS servers and browse lists and host files... it's too byzantine to be believed. There is, without doubt, a corporate network somewhere that could be comopletely undone by someone opening a wireless laptop in the wrong place at the wrong time. Add Windows XP and the attendant SP2 fun they're having and you get chaos.

    Yes, those delightful folks at EDS are the chimps in this scenario, but Microsoft's products are definitely the defective Uzi. And I note that the BBC News article studiously avoided mentioning either of them. Hmm... Microsoft wouldn't be doing everything it can to tamp down this PR disaster, would it?

    Naaah!

  44. They shouldn't have upgraded by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's much more reliable to back up your data and do a fresh install. I experimant with upgrades, but even(or especially) with linux, I prefer to clean the disk and start fresh. Apple on the other hand(before OS X anyway, don't know if it still is) was great. It would just create a clean new system folder. With the old one still there, I could just "bless" it if necessary. Oh, well...There's still nothing more trustworthy than pen and paper, and a good ol' mimeograph machine(the hand crank variety) for makin' copies...And they smell great.

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