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AP Reports Young People Use The Internet

prostoalex writes "You read a lot of stories about older generation either adopting or having troubles with Internet. But some people in this world cannot imagine their everyday life without Internet. The kids who went to school during the early days of the Web are now going to colleges and are demanding broadband, downloading music, sharing photos and posting to Web logs, Associated Press says. Most of the everyday tasks, like homework and job search, have migrated to the Web as well. According to the latest data, 188.5 million Americans and more than 1 billion people globally are online."

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  1. Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Korea, only elderly young people use the internet.

  2. Duh by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Young people use the internet" ==
    "Old people yell 'get off my lawn!!'"

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    1. Re:Duh by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't be silly, Old people use email.

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    2. Re:Duh by 0zzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could give a rip about my lawn... "Get off my wireless connection! All you young people are good for is lagging out my counter strike connection with your illegal music and pr0n."

  3. kids use the internet by dncsky1530 · · Score: 3, Funny

    whats next? a large news outlet discovers blogging

  4. Obvious by bobbagum · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's an appropriate use of the Obvious tag for once. Hang on a minute... Oopse, Wrong site...

  5. young savviest ... by foobsr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Young people are now the savviest of the tech-savvy,...

    Yes, from my point of view, especially those who have failed to learn their native language ...

    CC.

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  6. Re:Related Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bill? Is that you?

  7. News for /. by oexeo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The dictionary called, it wants its definition of redundant back.

  8. In Soviet Russia... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1, Funny

    Internet uses young people!

  9. Holy Captain Obvious Batman! by chadpnet · · Score: 4, Funny
    In other breaking news:

    • We landed on the moon
    • We pulled out of vietnam
    • Reagan won his second term
    • stay tuned as more develops, I'm going to go figure out how to program my VCR...
  10. I'm confused. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Which of the internets are the old people having trouble with? The wood one?

    They should really restart their monitor. That usually fixes it for me.

    In all seriousness, can you even get the internets when you're old? I know my old people are still using Toltec Bead Messengers. Those guys can run like crazy (at least 22 hertz an hour), and you have a nice little belt when you're done checking your news-groups.

  11. interesting by pretzelsofwar · · Score: 2, Funny

    30-40% of Internet use at work is not work-related

    You mean getting to your site from ./ at work...

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  12. Thirteen? by Ex-Cyber · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to make it thirteen, I guess.

  13. The kids... by Oligonicella · · Score: 5, Funny

    "who went to school during the early days of the Web are now going to colleges and are demanding broadband, downloading music, sharing photos and posting to Web logs"

    Then discovering, to their sorrow, that these services are not free, but were provided to them by their parents. Grow the hell up.

    1. Re:The kids... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because Oligonicella is a fucking douchebag, and people like him are the reason the foes list was invented. If you haven't added him to yours, I highly recommend it. Look at his posting history, and see what I mean. Every single comment is just him being a dickhead and is completely uninsightful. Hey Oligonicella, you don't know everything! Take your pompous-know-it-all attitude and shove it up your ass!

  14. Re:I guess it depends on your country by Viol8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    At least they're getting some fresh air and keeping fit by running away from the police every night ;)

  15. Re:OMG!!! by stormi · · Score: 2, Funny

    oh hello. just so slashdot knows, females do read this lovli page =) i wish i were half as smart as all of u, and i 3 geeks. it's so sad that alot of u dont get enough luv. i luv u all =)

    -stormi

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  16. homework ?? by phreakv6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...like homework..

    yea.. so u can outsource it to bangalore

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  17. Re:No sh*t, sherlock by Clete2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's my exact thoughts when I first read this.

  18. We need more stories like this! by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me suggest a few, AP.

    Many Roadway Users Drive Automobiles

    Sleepers Using Beds Now More Than Ever

    Old People Not as Young as They Used to Be

    Study Reveals Phone Usage Common Among Americans

  19. The importance of Hello World by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> I bet you'd struggle to find one in 50 who had ever even written a hello world in qbasic, one in 500 who could do the same in C

    And what has that to do with a person's ability to use a computer as a teaching aid? If they're supposed to be teaching computing then sure; if they're just supposed to be *teaching*, though, and are using the computer as another tool, like exercise books and a blackboard are tools, then what does it matter? As long as they *can* use it, they should be fine.

    In my day, we had to make our own blackboards before we could teach, then go out to the chalk cliffs and hew our own writing materials from the rock face. We had to cut down our own trees, shred them, soak the fibers in water, dry them and bind them if we wanted books. Then our ma and pa would beat us to death with a broken bottle and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

    The down side was we never had any time to learn about the subjects we were meant to be teaching but we sure as hell understood how a blackboard worked.

    Tell young'uns that today and they won't believe you.