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Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords

A reader writes "Looks like if you die, Yahoo won't grant access to family members. I know I've enjoyed reading my grandfather's letters from WWII, this could be a huge loss of history if other ISP's have the same policy." MJK points out that Slashdot has explored the notion of what happens to your data after you die.

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  1. Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should try the password 'b00bi3s'

    1. Re:Suggestion by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well.. a study found that the most common password is... tata~ "password".

      So at least you know what password NOT to choose!

    2. Re:Suggestion by sharp-bang · · Score: 4, Funny

      My password is my cat's name (x6>B8e@7w_4). I rename it every 30 days.

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    3. Re:Suggestion by mdecarle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe it's bacause they have Good Interviewers (TM)?

      Interviewer> Question 2: what's your password?
      User> Password?
      Interviewer> Thank you sir.

  2. It doesn't matter... by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anything of mine worth reading is already +5 Funny.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      not if it's not digitally signed, it's not.

  3. quick! by niko9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    someone contact the BSD family and tell them to leave a post it note of their passwords!

  4. another reason by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    yet another reason to make your passwords the names of your children!

    1. Re:another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, yes. Whenever he complains, this is what I tell my son 6o11uM.

  5. Just to be safe... by loteck · · Score: 5, Funny
    you can all go ahead and list your passwords under this thread, so that your family can come back and find them when you bite the dust.

    This is slashdot, you can trust us.

    1. Re:Just to be safe... by kLaNk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Workstation passphrase at work: "Soylent Green is people."

      Thanks a lot, you just ruined the movie for me.

      ;-)

    2. Re:Just to be safe... by starsong · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a really great idea! I'll try this. In the meantime, here's a couple of things that have worked for me:

      1) DON'T POST ALL YOUR PASSWORDS ON SLASHDOT. :)

  6. it's a good thing the data is locked away by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    i can't imagine the shame my family would experience if i were remembered by some of my slashdot comments

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    1. Re:it's a good thing the data is locked away by Cynikal · · Score: 4, Funny

      hehe i agree, i can just imagine my tombstone reading "R.I.P -1 troll"

    2. Re:it's a good thing the data is locked away by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, your tombstone would read: "Netcraft confirms it, Cynikal is dead".

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  7. pr0n by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I die, I wouldn't want any one to find my pr0n. Someone needs to create encrypted mpeg/divx.

    Or maybe I should request that I be buried with it to take to the afterlife. "Please bury me with the harddrive with the folder name 'Stuff'".

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    1. Re:pr0n by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get a pr0n buddy so if you die he comes and cleans it out before your family finds it. You die he gets yours, he dies you get his. Good way to double your pr0n collection.

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    2. Re:pr0n by lcde · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I die, I wouldn't want any one to find my pr0n. Someone needs to create encrypted mpeg/divx.

      all the passwords would be cracked in no time because they have to be easy enough to type with one hand.

      HAHAH uh.

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    3. Re:pr0n by saintp · · Score: 3, Funny

      Problem with that plan: When he dies "mysteriously" of arsenic poisoning, the motive points at you.

    4. Re:pr0n by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Why? You some kind of asexual saint?

      I'm a leecher, I just want to be consistant and continue my non-sharing ways even after I'm dead.

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    5. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You kill my pony, Jim?

  8. I had no idea... by krbvroc1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grandma: Oh my god, how many emails about viagra did he have?
    Ohhh, I better contact this poor Mr. Mbutu and see if I can help him out. I didn't realize pop had friends in Nigeria.
    Look at all these money making schemes? How come I never saw any of this money?
    Oh dear, I had no idea pop was into asian porn...
    My my, it looks like pop was corresponding with someone about Vicodin.

    Perhaps its better he died...

  9. Re:Yahoo is correct in not allowing access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    yes that is my property, not my parents property.

    it reminds of that service on a SNL. an emergancy crew to clean up the bongs and sex stuff at your house when you die.

  10. Re:That's what your will is for by identity0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi, this is identity0's son. Dad passed away last night, and he wrote in his will to tell you that you're a frickin' moron. Your idea will never work.

    Have a nice day, sir.

  11. Good idea! by isny · · Score: 3, Funny

    The password to the shield is....1 2 3 4 5

    1. Re:Good idea! by fraggirl13 · · Score: 3, Funny

      1 2 3 4 5? That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!

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      But, this one goes to 11.
    2. Re:Good idea! by gphinch · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

      Prepare to open the shield, and change the combination on my luggage!

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      in bed.
  12. Re:DMS by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    USB = Undead Serial Bus.

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    You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
  13. Re:Not dead yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, she really is great. Every night she comes over and we have awesome sex. When we're done, we read your email.

  14. Re:Is this something you'd really want? by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats touching, but two things come to mind

    1) Hey hot stuff, I am gonna ride you all night long like a dog in heat

    2) Yes my wonderful lover. Our 30 year relationship, cheating on my husband has been great. He doesn't even realize that my child is really yours.

    While this is worst case scenario - man it would definitly be throwing salt on the wound.

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  15. Damnit! by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I have to change my password.

    1. Re:Damnit! by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Skroob: ..and change the combination on my luggage!

      (exits)

      Dark Helmet: (following behind Skroob, door closes on head) OW!

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  16. Re:That's what your will is for by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't the Constitution prevented people from being forced to inherit their parents' flamewars?

  17. Cron job by rlp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Set-up a cron job on your desktop machine that periodically queries Google and looks for your obit. If found, it connects to your bank and sends a check for $1000 to your worst enemy. It then mails said enemy a (pre-dated) message (CC'ing yourself) saying: "I'm sending you the last FINAL payment. Don't try to blackmail me again!". Next it e-mails your mail ID and password to your family and finally the script erases itself. :-)

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  18. Re:Try the "Secret Question" by 3terrabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

    And that's the moment when danheskett and taustin figured out they were friends in RL. "Dude, you're on /.!"

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  19. Re:Is this something you'd really want? by DeathFlame · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, so my girlfriend has to unencrypt my erotic email to read it?

    Talk about a turn on. *cough*

  20. Re:Is this something you'd really want? by kzinti · · Score: 2, Funny

    let everyone burn for my sins

    Hey, JESUS? Is that YOU, Jesus?

    Oh wait... never mind.

  21. Re:so by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I'd rather not have a box saying 'password for once ur dead' on web signup forms.

  22. Re:Is this something you'd really want? by Tassach · · Score: 2, Funny
    Pfft I am Jewish, we don't go to Hell
    Pfft, I am Pagan, we don't *have* a Hell to go to.
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