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James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint

Anonymous Coward writes "Akzo Nobel has developed a unique temporary paint system which can peeled off after use. Known as Maskin, the product can be applied to any non-porous surface, such as a vehicle body or windows, without risk of damage to the original finish. Maskin (a combination of the words mask and skin) is available in eight basic colors, plus one transparent film, and can be mixed to create a wide spectrum of shades. When no longer required, the film can be peeled and disposed of using standard paint waste removal methods."

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  1. The Police by gremlins · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet the Police are ecstatic about this innovation

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    1. Re:The Police by electr01nik · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Police are on the lookout for a late-model black Ford Expedition wanted in connection with illegal laser-light use near the municipal airport. Last seen at John's Car Wash on Park and 9th..."

      And it was never seen again...

  2. Help!!! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    I smeared paint all over my windows, now I can't see what I'm typing.

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    1. Re:Help!!! by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Funny
      I smeared paint all over my windows, now I can't see what I'm typing.


      Sure. Paint. We believe you. :-P

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  3. Won't be long... by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... until this one is banned because of potential use by terrorists.

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    1. Re:Won't be long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know, just last week some freaking terrorists painted my house, not only that, but it was the wrong shade of chartreuse.

  4. Prior Art by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 5, Funny

    HA! Michael Jackson has been using that on his face for decades.

  5. more work for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. Now my wife is going to want me to repaint the car depending on what outfit she's wearing.

  6. Uses by MrDoh! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh man, the practical joke applications of this are enourmous. Pity it looks like it'd take a while to apply a full coat. Needs to be readable available in a spraycan.
    The 'insta latex clothes' could be fun too...

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  7. That was Bond?! by writermike · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought that was Johnny Dangerously.

    "C'mon shelfpaper..."

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    1. Re:That was Bond?! by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

      that was Johnny Dangerously.

      Baby ducks!?
      : )

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  8. Old News by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh please, this is old news. Earl Shive and Macco have been using this technology for years.

  9. I need to get my eyes checked... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought the headline said "Peeable Auto Paint"

    Boy that would sting...

  10. GM has done this for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Seriously, I have a 1992 GM P.O.S., the paint peels off it just like the description of this miracle product. So much for prior art I guess.

  11. Re:Johnny Dangerously by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anonymous Coward Deported to Sweeden - Claims "I'm Not Even From There"

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  12. "Oh, do pay attention, 007!" by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Funny
    "This is a new feature I'm particularly proud of, 007. Now pay attention. This paint is peelable. Watch this demonstration while I strafe your car with a flamethrower."

    (Car is enveloped in flames. Paint begins to peel off.)

    "Uh, Q, won't all paint peel if you apply fire to it?"

    "Oh, grow up, 007, this is a breakthrough. I applied the process to my wife's convertible just the other day and we used it to great advantage on holiday."

  13. Re:Imagine the illegal uses! by Aaron+England · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uhhh... did you know that prior to this invention criminals can paint their stolen car another color anyway?

  14. Re:like glue? by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This isn't news. The idea of a peelable paint has been in use by industry for a very long time. "

    Yes, I had a car like that once, but they repainted it under warranty.

  15. Re:Imagine the illegal uses! by deathazre · · Score: 3, Funny

    This would actually be nice for ricers to preserve the retail value of their vehicle. When they sell it, they can just peel the horrendous paintjob off.

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  16. Re:Possible uses by Geminus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Advertising yes! You could advertise Longhorn, and it would be just like the software! Drive it around a while till it starts getting holes all over it then just replace the interface er' coating! Who cares if it looks like crap in a few months... we all knew it would anyways right?

  17. Re:Polymer? Carrier? Dispersant, film-forming agen by Daniel+Ellard · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thanks for shedding some light on it. Other than a few words here and there, I couldn't understand anything the people in the video said. They might as well have been speaking in another language.

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  18. Re:Did Bond do it first? by BLAG-blast · · Score: 3, Funny
    They weren't Japanese at all. That was Jackie Chan and a member of his stunt troop. They spoke Cantonese in the movie, but the hicks and rednecks around here can't tell the difference between a nip and a chink anyways. We all look the same to y'all.

    That's funny, I can't tell the difference between a hick and a redneck either. They all look the same to me.

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  19. Re:It's been done... by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 3, Funny
    Did anyone else see this on "Beyond 2000" in like... 1996?

    ... and it's now beyond 2000, and now we have it. Makes perfect sense to me. :-)

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  20. sarcasm by Mmm_Coco · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's the legitimate use of temporary tattoos?! After a robbery or something, you could just wash off the tattoos, and you will no longer fit the description of a guy with fantastic tattoos! These things will never catch on.

  21. Re:Johnny Dangerously by jbarket · · Score: 2, Funny

    As opposed to Johnny Dangerously from say, The Passion of the Christ?

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  22. Cheap Paint by dassbaba · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cheap paint peels like crazy, i'm sure it's almost as good as this james bond paint which costs ten times more, but does the same thing. Just go to the discount section to your local hardware store, and look for paint! Then pour it on your car! But make sure it's cheap paint.... DISGUISE IN A CAN! (lollerskates)

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