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New DRM Scheme To Make Current DVD Players Obsolete

Oneflower writes "ExtremeTech reports that a proposed new DRM scheme could make current DVD players obsolete. The scheme, from Hewlett-Packard and Philips, targets DVD+R and DVD+RW and is an attempt to enforce the FCC broadcast flag on DVD recorders."

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  1. Nothing to see here, please move along by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

    New DRM Scheme To Make Current Slashdot stories Obsolete

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here, please move along by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

      On the other hand,

      New DRM Scheme To Make Duplicate Slashdot stories Obsolete

      Might just get some support!

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    2. Re:Nothing to see here, please move along by escher · · Score: 2, Funny

      "New DRM Scheme To Make Duplicate Slashdot stories Obsolete"

      How 'bout: New DRM Scheme to Make Duplicate Slashdot stories illegal. You're not allowed to do that anymore.

  2. Hurrah! by maskedbishounen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet Another Star Wars Boxset to buy!

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    1. Re:Hurrah! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Yet Another Star Wars Boxset to buy!

      The more you tighten your grip, Ms. Fiorina, the more engineering talent will slip through your fingers.

    2. Re:Hurrah! by ultranova · · Score: 3, Funny

      The more you tighten your grip, Ms. Fiorina, the more engineering talent will slip through your fingers.

      Not after we demonstrate the power of our lawyers. In a way, you have determined the choice of the poor bastard that'll be sued first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the SuprNova mirror, I have chosen to test the DMCA's destructive power... on your ISP.

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  3. Re:The Magic 8 ball says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Try Thunderbird ;-)

  4. In a related story... by unixbugs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three people shocked by news of planned obsolescence in consumer products!

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  5. sue! by pcp_ip · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lets sue them for making me have to buy a new DVD player

  6. Can't wait for the crack by hodet · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Hewlett-Packard and Philips said Wednesday that they have developed a content-protection system for DVDs, designed to protect users from burning "protected" DTV broadcasts."

    In other news, 15 years ago a woman in Lithuania gave birth to a kid who will crack the new scheme shortly after his sixteenth birthday.

  7. Dearest Consumer, by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    In order to secure our profits, you must go out and buy new hardware.

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    1. Re:Dearest Consumer, by Gauchito · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot: If that money isn't in the hands of competent, patriotic American companies, it goes to the terrorists. So ask yourself: How much do I love America?

      Protect our schools from the terrorist threat. Buy our new hardware.

      Do it for the children.

  8. Now is the time... by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to buy a shedload of cheap DVD players and VCRs unencumbered by any of this crap. Keep 'em in the loft 'til they're needed, wheel 'em out one by one as they break.

    Unless... this is a scheme to make us buy shedloads of cheap DVD players and VCRs. Argh! What's the conscientious paranoid supposed to do with himself nowadays?

  9. In Tonight's News by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    New DRM Scheme To Make Current Slashdot stories Obsolete

    In tonight's news: Los Angeles and New York are in flames as thousands of Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings fans rioted as word they would have to buy additional copies of all the works they have various copies of already. The pocket-protector bedecked Rob Malda, Commander of Tacos, appealed for calm until he heard that he would have to repurchase his entire Anime collection. He was last seen urinating on the door of a Sun Coast franchise. Police were able to disperse some rioters when they called out that additional features would be included in most of the DVD's concerned. Calmed rioters 'oohed' and 'aahed' and at least one 'ooked'.
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    1. Re:In Tonight's News by AviLazar · · Score: 1, Funny

      Glad I didn't buy LOTR: Extended Platinum Edition 12 Disc set Widescreen last night...

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    2. Re:In Tonight's News by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should be planning for the LoTR: Super-Extended Titanium Edition 24 Dual-Layer Disc Multiple Format Surround Screen with 27.1 Speaker Immersion Encoding anyway.

      Pfft. Platinum Edition. Your geek license should be revoked.

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    3. Re:In Tonight's News by AviLazar · · Score: 1, Funny

      If I wait for version 27.6.2.1.3 (just 15 versions shy of the current Star wars set) can i have my license back?

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    4. Re:In Tonight's News by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 3, Funny

      You should wait for the Super-Tiger-Dragon Edition http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=2002 1112

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    5. Re:In Tonight's News by geoffspear · · Score: 3, Funny
      When exactly did the marketing world manage to convince people that titanium is better than platinum, anyway?

      You can get like 400 pounds of titanium for the cost of an ounce of platinum.

      Now Plutonium Edition would be plausible.

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    6. Re:In Tonight's News by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If it's DRM'd, it is unobtanium!

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  10. Re:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! by MikeMacK · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has Betamax written all over it.

  11. I will protect you. Go stand by the stairs. by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have been protected.

  12. Public Announcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do not mix DVD+R with DVD-R; You will end up with a bunch of useless DVD=R media!

  13. Re:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This has Betamax written all over it.

    It already has Digital Video Express (DiVX) written all over it. Adding Betamax on top of that could only improve its chances!

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  14. Re:Protecting me from who? by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are being protected from pirates that run the large media companies out of business. With out those large media companies you would not have such great entertainment as "Friends" and "Biodome". These companies need to make billions of dollars so the can pay these actors and singer tens of millions of dollars. I mean who would slave away for six months are years on a sitcom for less then an million a year. They might as well be a greater at Walmart or pick tomatoes for that kind of money.
    I mean lets face it John Travolta worked hard for that 11 million to buy a zeppelin. The head of Sony might have to get a smaller jet if we do not do something now! It is to save you from a world with out sitcoms and mindless movies. You need to start helping yourself. Send you money right now to
    Save the poor Millionaires
    666 Sony Way
    Santa Anna CA.

    Or you can buy my book called "Who is stealing from you?" just send $500 dollars to me and I will let you know who is ripping you off. I promise that I will provide you with information about someone that has taken at least 500 dollars from you in a totally legal if unethical way. Makes a great gift as well.

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  15. Re:I don't have a DVD player... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny
    Are you telling me the prying fingers of a toddler couldn't open the flap on a VHS tape and rip out the magnetic tape?

    hehe..the child of a friend of mine thought the slot in the VHS was a receptacle for the remains of his peanutbutter sandwich. And then said child (tried to) put a tape in after it.

  16. Pak Chooie Unf by mekkab · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is incorrect. The Picass0 robot is malfunctioning. I will protect you from the terrible secret of Fiorina. Fiorina has a terrible power.

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    1. Re:Pak Chooie Unf by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do not trust the mekkab robot.
      Pushing is the answer
      Humans must be pushed
      They must go down the stairs

  17. Re:I don't have a DVD player... by Kenshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still waiting for two features they never brought over from VHS: ...
    2. A format that will withstand the destructive force of a toddler. (Though I do applaud the DVD's resistance to heat from a car.)


    Excuse me sir, but how long do you plan on keeping this toddler?

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  18. Re:In Europe we say... by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's an FCC?

    Federal Censorship Committee. You guys should really look into getting yourselves one. They're great!

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  19. Re:Protecting me from who? by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well yeah sure, the new blank disks might be more expensive. But since they'll be stop the darn pirates dead in their tracks, the companies that provide content will be making lots more money. And I'm sure that'll result in much lower prices for the consumer!

    Your bitter cynicism troubles me. Must you be so negative?

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