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Giant Explosion Observed

KFZ Versicherung writes "Space.com is reporting on the largest explosion ever seen in space. The outburst is orchestrated by a supermassive black hole that anchors a distant galaxy sitting amid a tight cluster of galaxies. The black hole has blown two huge bubbles into the galaxy, shoving aside a colossal amount of gas equal to the mass of a trillion Suns, or more than all the stars of our own Milky Way Galaxy."

60 comments

  1. Nothing to see here, please move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it wasn't so big ;)

  2. Publicity stunt by Nyhm · · Score: 2, Funny
    "... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." (Someone had to say it.)

    However, I personally think this is a publicity stunt for the upcomming Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie.

    1. Re:Publicity stunt by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny
      ""... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." (Someone had to say it.) "

      As heard on the news:

      Fox News: "Surgical strikes by our forces eliminated an Alderaan terrorist base today"

      CNN: "Bush's environmental policies are believed to be to blame for today's planet explosion."

      MTV News: "Christine Aguilera had to cancel her Alderaan concert tour today."

      Rush Limbaugh: "That's a few billion fewer Anderaanian feminazis to worry about."

      Boh and Tom: "ha ha ha. Heh heh heh. guffaw"

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    2. Re:Publicity stunt by JoloK · · Score: 1

      What the f*** are you talking about?

      Oh, I see, nothing ;)

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  3. No No! by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    No, not the basketball planet! No, not the basketball planet! No No!

    (Death Star reference requirement satisfied, in an oblique way)

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  4. Stop! Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody tell George!

  5. Perhaps God Sneezed by EddWo · · Score: 2, Funny

    nt

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    1. Re:Perhaps God Sneezed by The+Lord+God · · Score: 1
      Perhaps God Sneezed

      I try not to sneeze too much. That whole "You bless You" thing is really confusing.

  6. Jerry's at it again. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Looks like Jerry Bruckheimer is at it again. Blowing up things real good for his new movie. Already, Bruce Willis has been sighted in his really hideous corduroy spacesuit.

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  7. checking by Fr05t · · Score: 3, Funny

    *runs out side*
    *looks at the sky*
    *runs back inside*
    It's ok everyone, move along. Nothing to see here.

  8. Correction? by Tylerious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "A light-year -- the distance light travels in one year -- is a measure of time, too, so the galaxy is more modern than many, seen as it existed well after the bulk of galaxy formation had taken place throughout the cosmos." That's dumbing down science. Just explain off spacetime by saying a lightyear is a measure of time. *watches the world slowly evolve into a slug*

    1. Re:Correction? by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      Devolve, actually, but I agree. Sometimes I think science journalists are hired by scientists just to make sure the populace is thoroughly confused by their research.

      Thank goodness for Brian Greene.

    2. Re:Correction? by Heftklammerdosierer! · · Score: 1
      Is devolving even possible? I mean, isn't evolution (grossly oversimplified) just those members of a species who have the most babies passing on the traits that cause them to have the most babies? So devolving would be the ones who have the least babies having the most babies...

      Unless of course you're applying a value judgement to the relative worth of different means of survival.

      I wonder what effect hiring the Star Trek techno babble writers would have on science jounralism...

    3. Re:Correction? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a bit like the usual thing about we see the sun as it was 8 seconds ago, and that what it is 'now' we will see in 8 seconds time.

      While sorta true, it's just wrong enough to be annoying. Spacetime isn't quite like that. It doesn't really make sense to talk about what the sun is like 'now', since 'now' is relative.

      Feynman has a wonderful example to explain it.
      Imagine you keep your head fixed, and you see an object in space. You then see it having a width (angle it substends) and depth (say amount your eyes have to focus or something). Because you have now got different units, you might think the width and depth to be totally different (analogous to space (meters) and time (seconds)).
      But if you move your head, you suddenly realise width and depth are an aspect of the same thing.

      It's the same for space and time.

      In fact the famous E = mc^2 can be thought of mass being in the 'wrong' units, in the same way we got confused when measuring width and depth as an angle and a focus amount. If we measure mass in units of c, you get E = m.

    4. Re:Correction? by Loacher · · Score: 5, Informative

      8 minutes ago

    5. Re:Correction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then you get F = m/c^2, which creates a hell of a hard time when trying to figure out elementary physics problems. No, I think it is just fine to have a concept of mass that is different from energy. Kinetic Energy? That would be live KE = 1/2 (m/c^2)*v^2 = 1/2 m (v/c)^2. No, I think I like mass in kilograms a LOT better.

    6. Re:Correction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word evolve predates the biological conception of it, you know, and the word devolve usually has nothing to do with that later.

    7. Re:Correction? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Just change the units of force so that F=ma again.

      And for relativistic KE, KE = mc^2 - m_0*c^2, which in the adjusted system is simply KE = m - m_0

      m_0 being rest mass, and m being mass in your frame of reference

      See how simple everything becomes?

      It is common to do as I describe when working with relativity. I tried to google for references, but hard to get good search terms sorry.

    8. Re:Correction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new fucking stupid cunt overlords.

      BTW, what exactly is a "light-year"?

    9. Re:Correction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I wonder what effect hiring the Star Trek techno babble writers would have on science jounralism..."

      Like all of those Star Trek shows and movies - it would suck.

    10. Re:Correction? by Watcher · · Score: 1

      It's a bit like the usual thing about we see the sun as it was 8 seconds ago, and that what it is 'now' we will see in 8 seconds time.

      Erm, um...its 8 minutes away (give or take, someone more pendantic can fix that). If the sun were suddenly 8 light seconds away, I think we'd be in a bit of pain here.

    11. Re:Correction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ". . . in the same way we got confused when measuring width and depth as an angle and a focus amount."

      Who you callin' "we", white boy? Lets me guess, you don'ts understands what Picasso be doin' wif the Neo-Cubism, do ya, honkey? Man, dat cracker be crazy!! Shit!!

    12. Re:Correction? by Langalf · · Score: 1

      I suppose if you consider a species backtracking along their previous evolutionary path, you could consider it devolution without applying a value judgement.

  9. old news by Fr05t · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The eruption is 2.6 billion light-years away, compared to more than 12 billion light-years for the most distant known galaxies. A light-year -- the distance light travels in one year -- is a measure of time, too, so the galaxy is more modern than many, seen as it existed well after the bulk of galaxy formation had taken place throughout the cosmos."

    This happened 2.6 BILLION years ago! Come on editors this is a *news* site and 2.6 Billion years old isn't new! Shesh :P

    1. Re:old news by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
      This happened 2.6 BILLION years ago! Come on editors this is a *news* site and 2.6 Billion years old isn't new!

      This is Slashdot.

      If you check the archives, this has probably been reported at least once a month since the development of multicellular life on Earth.

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    2. Re:old news by Alsee · · Score: 1

      2.6 BILLION years ago!

      Look on the bright side. At least there's no one still alive to see that its a dupe!

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  10. *yawn* by arkham6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Don't you know, this is all ancient history. ;)

  11. But... by the+darn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is the kboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

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    1. Re:But... by myukew · · Score: 3, Funny

      light travels much faster than sound
      the boom arrives right after our sun died

    2. Re:But... by sam7557797 · · Score: 1

      Someone has stolen the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!!

  12. Largest eruption... by Jarlsberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got a pr email from NASA quoting this. The headline was something like this: LARGEST ERUPTION IN THE GALAXY. If the mail hadn't been from NASA, that would be an exceedingly naughty subject line, even for a spam message. :D

  13. You misread the email subject ? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "The headline was something like this: LARGEST ERUPTION IN THE GALAXY"

    Are you sure that was what it said? I got one this morning trying to sell me Lev1tra and V1-AG-RA, entitled "largest erection in the galaxy"

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  14. Where are the pictures? by TFGeditor · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The scene was captured by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory and the National Radio Astronomy Observatory's Very Large Array." So, where are the pictures? I like pictures. Science is no fun without pictures. Pictures are cool.

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    1. Re:Where are the pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOOBIES!!!!!!

  15. Jeez' Louise.. by kettlechips · · Score: 3, Funny
    "The black hole has blown two huge bubbles into the galaxy, shoving aside a colossal amount of gas equal to the mass of a trillion Suns."

    One can only conjecture as to the smell of that place.

    1. Re:Jeez' Louise.. by Subjective · · Score: 1

      Smell is relative... are you wondering what smells you could detect there? Well, none of the molecules your nose responds to exist at these tempratures. And neither do you, for that matter :)

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    2. Re:Jeez' Louise.. by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      CH_4. Probably not gaseous, but still there :)

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    3. Re:Jeez' Louise.. by Ours · · Score: 1

      That would require an smeloscope. Don't thing NASA has one of those yet.

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  16. So, basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and forgive me for over-simplifying ... the black hole belched? Someone get that celestial force an after-dinner mint.

  17. Sorry by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, that was me. I put a defective fan on my Athlon XP and then I overcloked it. My bad.

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    1. Re:Sorry by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      For someone who got his nickname from an Alderaanian, you could have come up with a better joke that that.

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    2. Re:Sorry by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      Well the Alderaan thing had been done like 8 times. And I don't want to do what they're EXPECTING: that just makes it easier for Echelon to decipher your next move. And that's when they get you...

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  18. Doh!!! by jo42 · · Score: 1

    Heard just before the explosion: "Ooops!!"

  19. WMDs... by node+3 · · Score: 1

    Found.

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    (For those that watch Fox News, I'm joking. This explosion isn't from the fabled WMDs.)

    1. Re:WMDs... by 2A · · Score: 0

      guess we should pay more attention to South Park from now... Sadam really was building WMDs in heaven!

  20. I moved my head... by Subjective · · Score: 1

    But time and space seem to be the same.
    Wait, let me try at near C velocity...

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    1. Re:I moved my head... by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      What happened? Don't leave us hanging!1

    2. Re:I moved my head... by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      well if he keeps at it for 1 minute his time we'll be waiting until just after the release of Duke Nukem Forever... HEY he's got the right idea i'm gonna go test this too

    3. Re:I moved my head... by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      What happened? Don't leave us hanging!1!

    4. Re:I moved my head... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPLAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

  21. I know that these days, children are everything by Subjective · · Score: 1

    But is that post really Insightful?

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    1. Re:I know that these days, children are everything by TFGeditor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree...I was going for Funny.

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  22. boomstick. Heh. by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

    I was kinda hoping this would have come from the "Big-ba-da-boom" department.

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  23. Old but is it a dupe? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Or am I too forgiving of /. editors?

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  24. Re:Fabled WMD's by pkhuong · · Score: 1

    IIRC, there was no conclusive evidence pointing to Iraq. Iran was a more likely suspect.

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  25. industrial accident :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oops"

  26. It was my fault, sorry about that. by Mikito · · Score: 1

    I knew I shouldn't have eaten that jumbo bean burrito!

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