Indeed, let us give thanks for its creation of evolution. I wonder how many ideas were rejected before god came upon this one?
No problem. That whole intelligent design idea never worked quite right. In the end it was just too brittle. Then one day I was near a river and saw haw the water would adapt its flow to accomodate the shape of the rocks and sediment, and it just hit me. How simple! If I let everything adapt then I don't have to figure it all out in advance! It will take care of itself. Let me tell you, that was one happy moment. I started to shout "eureka" and run around naked, but then I thought "no, I'll let someone else have that."
Well, I'll deceive you no more; I *am* that deity, and you're right- I'm one sadistic, sociopathic motherfucker. I've hacked this user's account ('Dogtanian' seemed appropriate because it had my name in it backwards.... ha ha, just my little joke. LAUGH you pitiful humans, or I'll smite you with that plague thing again).
It was meant to be a parable. I wish some things would have been made more clear. Sorry for all the confusion.
And while we're talking, don't worry so much about the whole worshiping thing. Just be good to each other. That's what really matters.
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Hardly. I just wish I could get him to stop running around in WoW "healing" everybody.
Watch your step there, Buddy.
No problem. That whole intelligent design idea never worked quite right. In the end it was just too brittle. Then one day I was near a river and saw haw the water would adapt its flow to accomodate the shape of the rocks and sediment, and it just hit me. How simple! If I let everything adapt then I don't have to figure it all out in advance! It will take care of itself. Let me tell you, that was one happy moment. I started to shout "eureka" and run around naked, but then I thought "no, I'll let someone else have that."
Turns out that didn't work out so well. Damn things were everywhere.
Watch it there, Chief.
I try not to sneeze too much. That whole "You bless You" thing is really confusing.
It was meant to be a parable. I wish some things would have been made more clear. Sorry for all the confusion.
And while we're talking, don't worry so much about the whole worshiping thing. Just be good to each other. That's what really matters.
That's right. So all you knuckleheads who keep asking for the Raiders to win, would ya give it up and let a Diety get some sleep?
Done.