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Wired is running a story on Delicious Monster, a startup Mac software company whose main office is a Seattle coffee shop. Hope they're drinking decaf.

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  1. Decaf? by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as it's not Java.

    1. Re:Decaf? by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No one develops Cocoa with Java. :)

    2. Re:Decaf? by drauh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yea, 'cause then it would be Mocha.

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      This is a tautology.
  2. Also fascinating: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Their website is run on a Motorola 68000 chip embedded in a biscotti. Try not to spill, fellas!

  3. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much coffee will they have to buy to pay for the bandwidth bill?

  4. I'm not much of a coffee drinker.. by neoee · · Score: 5, Funny

    its really a shame they don't have Wi-Fi at my local bar. Paying rent in beer sounds like a much better option.

    1. Re:I'm not much of a coffee drinker.. by mikeb39 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see a definate problem here with employee productivity after a few hours at the "office".

      At least it would solve all those stress and morale issues people are always complaining about.

    2. Re:I'm not much of a coffee drinker.. by breon.halling · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you've got it wrong: it's the beer you rent! =P

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  5. Trendy featherbrains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bet they drive to work on their Segways.

  6. Coffee? by DrNibbler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here I thought that mac developers would be drinking hot cocoa

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    Sean.OutaHere()
  7. Re:Security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    It's called data encryption, in the form of a VPN. Look into it.

    I'm not going to elaborate since the vendors have only just been notified last week, but expect a major vulnerability in most vendors' implementations of IPSec to come out next month. It basically allows anyone to decrypt your traffic with only an hours worth of captured packets.

  8. Re:Delicious Library by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Holy crap, if you're not astroturfing for these guys, I'm the queen of England...

  9. Re:Delicious Library by sg3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Holy crap, if you're not astroturfing for these guys, I'm the
    > queen of England...

    Greetings, your majesty!

    I don't know these guys, and I've never seen them in a coffee shop. I don't work in the software industry.

    I paid full price for the software application over Christmas (to try to find some additional use for my iSight). So, no astroturfing here.

    I mean, no astroturfing, your grace.

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    Insert simplistic political, ideological, or personal proselytization here.
  10. Re:Decentralisation by ratnerstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Office building?! HR Manager?! What horrors we suffer in the name of success....

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    Just because you sold your soul to the devil that needn't make you a teetotaler. --The Devil and Daniel Webster
  11. It's not as good as it sounds by MrAndrews · · Score: 4, Funny

    I run four companies from my local coffee shop. Sit in the back with my powerbook and always look like I'm waiting for someone to show up. But the downside is that you can easily be tempted into vanilla lattes every hour, which costs as much as a 15th-floor corner office, and will likely get me a kidney transplant in five years.

    Now if only I had products I sold that earned money, I'd be breaking even...

  12. Re:No different than any other virtual company by TheHornedOne · · Score: 5, Funny

    That and their software is probably infinitely cooler than yours was. Have you ever used or seen Delicious Library?

  13. Better hire a lawyer by Der+Huhn+Teufel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh oh, now that it's been slashdotted we can expect a lawsuit from Monster Cables any time now...

  14. Re:Easier to go insane, yes by ruvreve · · Score: 4, Funny

    The irony being that you have a hamster cage sitting on your desk and the furry creature inside is still planning his revenge against the monster that put him in the dungeon and tricked him into running for hours in that little wheel.

  15. Re:No different than any other virtual company by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    insufferably precious Mac-Seattle-GraphicDesginer disease.

    Somebody's jealous...

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  16. No... It's actually assembly. by siokaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    0xDECAFBAD

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    http://siokaos.org/
  17. Re:Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You bastards...

    I was wondering why my latté tasted funny.

  18. Re:Decentralisation by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Don't you worry, as soon as they have serious money in the bank, they'll feel compelled to set up shop in a regular office building,"

    Maybe they'll start by moving up to office space at a strip club.

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    September 2011: Looking for Cocoa/iOS work in Boston area Cocoa Programmer Quincy, MA
  19. Ok, so the moral of the story is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... companies who buy Macs can't afford office space.

  20. Re:Am I the only coffee-house user who this annoys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have found that a micro recorder, obviously on and recording, placed on my table and then turned in the appropriate direction does wonders. Works for cell phone calls as well.

  21. Re:A real company needs an official mailing addres by wjsdelicious · · Score: 5, Funny

    We use my house as a base of operations -- extra scanners are stored there, along with our MacWorld booth, and, if I have my way, that giant TV we had at MacWorld.

    All these assets are guarded by two fierce attack-cats, so don't try looking up our address of incorporation and breaking into my house! You will emerge fuzzy, my friend. FUZZY!

  22. They should try that in Amsterdam. by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would certainly help them "think different"

  23. Re:Delicious Library by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, strictly speaking, you couldn't ACTUALLY name it, right?

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    That was classic intercourse!