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EA Considering Sims TV Show

Reuters is carrying the news that Electronic Arts is considering creating a television show based on 'The Sims'. The show would allow viewers to vote on what the avatars in the show would do. From the article: "One idea could be that you're controlling a family, telling them when to go to the kitchen and when to go to the bedroom, and with this mechanism you have gamers all over the world 'playing the show."

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  1. From EA? by codesurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Viewers could tell the Sims when to work 80 hr weeks with no overtime pay!

    1. Re:From EA? by waveclaw · · Score: 3, Funny
      If I watched TV anymore, I would be looking forward to watching the *fun* of this community programming of a virtual community by the mass community.

      Okay, I know it's karma whoring/destroying but I cannot resist the obvious:


      The Sims is the only game where you can kill someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets.

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    2. Re:From EA? by Norgus · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is the only game with that feature.... no more. You see ever since half life 2 death match you could indeed kill people with toilets (strategically placed firmly to the side of the head is my favourite)

  2. Die Already by CypherXero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why can't Reality TV just die already? Plus, it's not reality, waking up at 3am to get first post on Slashdot is what the TRUTH is.

    1. Re:Die Already by earlytime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't call this reality tv as much as i would call it a round peg shoehorned in to a square box. This is not at all suited to tv, the internet is a much better stage for this kind of "performance". Who wants to watch a sim make coffee, then a commercial, then watch a sim sleep, then a commercial? If you want to see a large scale version of "the sims" play a mmorpg version of the sims". TV execs just don't get it.

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    2. Re:Die Already by jtnix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or better yet, how about we ban all EA news posts? I am sick of seeing daily, hourly and soon to be news ticker updates on this disheartening, soul-sucking company. What, do you all have stock in this poor excuse for a 'software development' conglomerate?

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    3. Re:Die Already by BaseLineNL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you see the beauty? With this show you have the power to do it! Just vote for a pool party. Then, when the entire cast is in the pool, vote to remove the ladder.

      *Insert drowning scene*
      The End.

    4. Re:Die Already by Taladar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps we could stop them if every /. user bought one share of EA and then we all decide together to shut them down.

    5. Re:Die Already by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Why can't Reality TV just die already?"

      This would be a very bizarre cross-breed indeed. Most "reality" shows aren't reality, they're game shows (Survivor, Big Brother, Bachelorette, etc.). Perhaps the "follow people around" shows count as reality (The Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, etc.). The Sims TV show would fall in the latter category so would be more of a reality show than the game shows, but is virtual so is less reality. It's quite the irony.

      But of course it would fail. People watch the Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, Ashlee, Carmen & Dave, Anna Nicole, etc., because they're celebrities (though I don't understand why that would be enticing). I doubt the Sims qualify.

    6. Re:Die Already by wastaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You dont get this do you?
      What we are going to see is not sims watching TV, showering and making coffee. It's seeing sims "WooHoo", and sims can "WooHoo" time after time after time after time as long as you make them do it in the jacuzzi.

      So basically, EA is going to make a tv show where people are going to have mad sex in a jacuzzi nonstop. Who wouldnt want to see that?

  3. Sims in the bedroom by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "One idea could be that you're controlling a family, telling them when to go to the kitchen and when to go to the bedroom,

    If they leave the bedroom option in there, I think I can see the future of this show already.

  4. Another follow-weird-family show ... by Tribbin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... but then fake.

    Who will watch that once the new of it is over?

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  5. One out there already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't they already have one?

  6. Won't get past the FCC by hode · · Score: 3, Funny

    It won't get past the FCC, especially if they let them buy the vibrating bed...

  7. Hmm by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So basically this is a daily 30 minute infomercial sponsored by the evil alliance?

  8. In other news... by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    EA has signed an exclusive contract with humans stating that only EA is able to makes games involving such.

  9. Play it like I do... by DrKyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    If people get to "vote" on what the sims do, they might end up playing like me and just force feed them coffee and never let them sleep or go to the bathroom.

  10. this is a horrible idea by bechthros · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and i say that as an ardent Sims fan (hell, I bought a new video card just so I could PLAY sims 2). The demands of today's TV entertainment are such that any TV show that's true to the game will BOMB MASSIVELY. TV is about 6-minute chucks of instant gratification and resolving every problem within a half hour. The Sims is about neither of these. If this gets off the ground it will become just another Hanna-Barbara-ish cookie cutter cartoon show, where the only similarity it has to the Sims is in the name (I Robot anyone?) and the characters go through the same tired, demographically neutered plot contrivances as on every other show.

  11. Amazing by pcgamez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever heard. There is something worse than reality tv!

  12. Apologies to Penny Arcade by sinclair44 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! With this new TV show, I can turn on the TV and watch the Sims watch TV!

    (Apologies to Penny Arcade)

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    1. Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 3, Funny
      I got it! We need a reality TV show where we watch a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching the Sims watch TV, on which there's a reality TV show featuring a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching...

      Oh, and don't forget to frame the whole picture in a Gameboy DS top and bottom display for over 15 hours continuously.

      Next on G4...

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  13. Reality? by TooTechForYou · · Score: 3, Funny

    A "virtual" reality TV show? How desperate for entertainment are we?

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  14. How will this be entertaining ? by Lupulack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wouldn't this be like:

    a) playing a game with terrible latency and / or controls

    b) watching someone with multiple personality disorder play the game

    In either case I really don't think it'll fly. The Sims was popular ( well , I didn't like it ) because of the fact that you control it. If you don't have control , or are only one vote of thousands ... well I just don't understand why anyone would spend their time on it.

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  15. Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by goofyheadedpunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Sims have sex.
    The Sims have sex.
    Out pops a baby.
    The Sims, ignoring their baby, have sex.

    Seriously, is a show controlled by the masses through voting a really good idea? In this instance I am suddenly reminded why the Founding Fathers(tm) of America didn't want the majority of people to vote.

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    1. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by jjeffries · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seriously, is a show controlled by the masses through voting a really good idea? In this instance I am suddenly reminded why the Founding Fathers(tm) of America didn't want the majority of people to vote.

      Has it really been that long since the last time you were reminded of this?

    2. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by __int64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well obviously the network will have an electoral collage system of writers set in place, to keep the stupid masses from truly having what they want. The writers will really run the whole show; from time to time they may base their decisions off the popular vote, just enough to keep the facade of democracy up..."The viewers really don't know what they want, or what's good for them. Their votes would never constitute a good show, so lets do it our way. Truly it's what's best for them." -> It will be totalitarian ruled by second season, guaranteed.

    3. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by MendicantMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yay! We are super lucky. I much prefer the Red Elephant brand of fascism over the Blue Donkey brand. We are saved!

  16. Silly gimmick by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are formats, there are formulas, and then there are gimmicks. This TV show idea is a gimmick, and gimmicks rarely last more than a few installments before the public sighs a big "ho hum" and the idea goes, as Douglas Adams might put it, "to the big golden spike in the sky, baby."

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    1. Re:Silly gimmick by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Some gimmicks *do* catch on, though.

      Reality TV: Gimmick and (unfortunately) popular.

      MTV: Gimmick and caught on almost immediately.

      Bad anime made to sell action figures (think Draginball Z): Gimmick with millions of American viewers.

      So don't discount it just because it sounds gimmicky. It may surprise you how many idiots addicted to bad TV there are out there who will actually watch this type of thing.

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  17. What people really need by pentagono · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think what people really need is interactive Discovery Channel
    Now THAT would be news...

  18. Toilet breaks? by Walkiry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the audience be able to decide if the Sim takes a toilet break or soils himself? If the option is there we all know what will be chosen...

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  19. Strangerhood by someguy456 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised nobody (at my threshold?) has mentioned Rooster Teeth Productions' The Strangerhood, an online series done using The Sims 2.

    Personally, however, I prefer their Red vs. Blue, a series done using Halo, and more recently Halo 2.

  20. Ray Bradbury predicted this... by azalynn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is EXACTLY what Montag's ditzy wife Mildred in Farenheit 451 was addicted to, for those of you that have read that particular book. The full-screen televisions mounted on the parlor walls beamed in images of people referred to as "relatives", and the viewers could vote on what these virtual people would do in each episode.

  21. Penny Arcade Covered This One by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny
    And how.

    "What are you doing?"

    "I'm watching him watch his Sims watch TV."

    Now it's going to be:

    "I'm watching him watch TV to watch the Sims so he can vote for what the Sims watch on TV."

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  22. ..wow.... by Berserker76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I joked long before Sims came out that one day they would make a game on the PC that required people to do laundry or dishes, tasks that no one likes doing in real life and people would love it. Then it became a reality.

    Most reality television shows have been awful, this one appears to be the next step in the de-evolution of the human species. This show just perpetuates my theory: Most humans do not want to think, they just want to be told what to do. This removes their need for personal responsibility and accountability.

    Fellow slashdotters excluded, of course....

  23. Crickey! by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think what people really need is interactive Discovery Channel

    Interactive Steve Irwin! I like it!
    We could tell him which dangerous animals to poke (and then declare "grumpy"), and which poisonous snakes to put on his head!

    I'd even watch THAT on pay-per-view!

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  24. The title shall be! by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Sims, sponsored Juan Valdez and Toto Toilets.

  25. Re:What is sad... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why I don't give a fuck...

    1.) All the characters will wear EA branded clothes.

    2.) All the thiefs will wear ESPN/sega clothes.

    3.) The sims character will only watch EA sportcenter.

    4.) The only profession available in the sims world is programmer for EA.

    5.) All the commercials between the show will be Madden commercials.

    6.) When the characters are in the shower, they'll sing EA slogans.

    7.) The sim dating service will give each other EA sports games only.

    8.) There will be a EA monopoly holiday that requires all the sim characters to work even more overtime.