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American Airlines Information Gathering

matt-fu writes "Cory Doctorow posted a story on boingboing.net this morning describing a recent hassle while flying American Airlines. It seems that since he was traveling from the UK to the US with a Canadian passport, he was actually asked to give out the names and addresses of everyone he would be staying with in the US! He has written an open letter to AA in response. Has anyone else had something like this happen to them?"

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  1. It's a precaution by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny

    They need to followup with the families to make sure none of them get mad cow disease.

  2. happened to me by drivinghighway61 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, something like this happened to me last time I was flying to Nigeria. They made me stay in the country, and I never did get that money I was supposed to get from Prince Nanawobob Jones...

    1. Re:happened to me by stienman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear most honorable and just drivinghighway61,

      I have been attempting contact to you for many months now. I'm sorry to inform you of the passing of Prince Nanawobob Jones, who was my own dear father.

      Please understand he had no desire to cause you inconvenienced grief.

      He has left me with all information pertaining to the large sum of money just before his death. I would like to engage a business transaction with you to retrieve these large sums of cash, and assure you that this time you will not leave empty handed.

      To show my good nature, I propose increase your share of the fortune to a %20 handling fee to be deposited to your account. Please contact me most urgently soon so we can finish this business.

      My father will surely rest in peace when this sum is freed.

      -Prince Jr.

  3. Ah, yes... by tommyth · · Score: 1, Funny

    I will be, uh, staying at 123 Fake St.

  4. Re:Boohoo by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Trying being a diabetic with an insulin pump. The security people aren't big fans of people with tubes coming out of them strapped to little computers."

    Wait a second, if the letter 'n' where the letter 'm' and you moved all the other letters around 'insulin' becomes 'i muslium'.

    YOUR ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU!

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  5. Re:probable not AA fault. by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    For you English Speakers.

    probable -> probably
    fillign -> filling
    costums -> customs
    dont' -> don't
    coudl -> could
    yoru -> your

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  6. Passport by agent · · Score: 3, Funny

    I signed my parents up with passport, because I was afraid they would not be able to fly without one. Turns out I was wrong.

    I guess Micro$oft does not run all of the world.
    And if my parents and the banks like M$ maybe it is only 1% evil.

    System V rules the world!
    Peace.

  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  8. Re:Boohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    muslium? Is this some sort of new metal? Is it radioactive?

  9. Re:Boohoo by Winkhorst · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only in its ground state, meta-muslium.

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  10. Re:My American Airlines experience by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first and only time I ever knowingly met an FBI agent is when I had to deliver something to their local office. It took them 45 minutes to investigate their office and fine out who was responsible for the material.

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  11. For the informed traveller by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Funny
    When travelling to a Police State, such as the US:
    1. Always have the name, address and telephone number of someone you "are staying with" on hand. Note that in the states, a phone number that contains "xxx-555-yyyy" is bogus (used only in the movies).
    2. When asked how you know the person, use something vague and unverifiable, such as "We met on holiday in Canada," "we went to school together," etc.
    3. When they ask you for your driver's license number or other identifying number from a card that you don't have a reason to carry, simply state "I don't remember." DO NOT SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT!
    4. Never crack jokes. Police State Officials who have a sense of humour are usually sent to "reeducation centre" to have it removed.
    5. Playing dumb always works.
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  12. Address in Chicago by kmahan · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you need to list an address in Chicago this one is quite popular:

    1060 W. Addison
    Chicago, IL 60613

    (It worked for Jake and Elwood)

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  13. Re:Can they verify? by rbochan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just tell them:

    1060 West Addison
    Chicago, IL

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    The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
  14. That's just US Spin Control by IBitOBear · · Score: 2, Funny

    We US-uns do that all the time. See, it's not hard to get *in* to the US, it's hard to get *out* of Canada.

    That is how we spin things like "Sadam tells Bin Laden 'hell no, I won't give you money'" into "a real and palpable connection between Iraq and Al Queda".

    And once every random idea is automatically presumed to be a federal policy, we are hoping that nobody will notice when we come to take all your toys in the name of that policy.

    It is The _New_ Carte Blanche, so I guess not every french idea is a bad one to this regeme...

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    --"Code Complete" Microsoft Press
  15. Re:Boohoo by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. Its decay product is Mausolium. This is an isotope of the more common Mausoleum, but because it only naturally occurs as a decay product, it is only found in unstable regions.

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  16. Re:Budget Car Rental, Las Vegas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny



    Dude! She was, like, soooo trying to hit on you! She just wanted your info so she could do a credit check on you, and if you were a good prospect, show up naked in your bed later that week. Honest. I saw it on a show once.