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Monday, January 24th to be Worst Day of the Year

RonMcMahon writes "Dr. Arnalls from Cardiff University has crunched the numbers and has precisely determined that Monday, January 24th will be the worst day of the year. For those of you who might be wondering, the formula to use when deciding what day to stay in bed is 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA. The fact that the 24th happens to land on a Monday is purely coincidental."

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  1. In honor of the worst day of the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot will be turned over to michael so he can post all political stories filled with his editorials.

    1. Re:In honor of the worst day of the year by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mis-spelled "Pudge"

    2. Re:In honor of the worst day of the year by thej1nx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Even worse... the slashdot servers will be down all day long, causing massive depression amongst the slashdotters, mass consumption of beer and pizza, and finally driving them to suicide by the millions.
      Worldwide rioting and looting to follow.

    3. Re:In honor of the worst day of the year by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, no need for a B-Ark after all then. Of course, the survivors better watch out for unsanitized keyboards.

    4. Re:In honor of the worst day of the year by deblau · · Score: 2, Funny

      What sane person would loot a 20 year old D&D set and some sweat-stained fat-man pants?

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  2. He miscalculated... It's an inauguration year... by bergeron76 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think he's over by about 4 days.

    I think he forgot that it's an inauguration year, and that GW won.

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  3. If your worked at eBay... by PHPgawd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then today would be the worst day of the year... -18 in one day, ouch...

    1. Re:If your worked at eBay... by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Assuming the person isn't pushing themselves down, the fastest they can fall is the speed that gravity accelerates them at. It wouldn't really matter that they were a fat b*itch. Actually, the fat b*itch might actually sit down slower because of wind resistance.

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  4. My first son by MoobY · · Score: 3, Funny

    My first son is due to be born on Monday.

    I hop it's not turning out to be the worst day ever.

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    1. Re:My first son by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My first son is due to be born on Monday. I hop it's not turning out to be the worst day ever.

      Wait till you see he has the same features as the mailman

  5. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

  6. nahhhh by Wakkow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...

  7. For me... by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The 24th is the worst day of the year.

    I've just been on holiday to Australia for the last three weeks and Monday is when I go back to work.

    Sigh...

  8. Can't be by Nplugd · · Score: 3, Funny

    My horoscope was very clear, I'm going to meet the woman of my life on Monday.

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    1. Re:Can't be by MutantHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then it will be the worst day of the year for her.

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  9. Re:Reading up on depression? Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suggest exercise, reading stuff OTHER than depression/illness related material (especially work related), and getting your ass outside.

    Seems like you need to take your own advice, buddy. :P I've been seeing far too many posts by you lately.

  10. waaaaaahhhh :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go hug a tree - it will "boost your spirits" (from TFA)

  11. 2004 called.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. they want their liberal whining back.

    1. Re:2004 called.. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and that one liner.

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    2. Re:2004 called.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ha! Shows how much you know!

      That one liner is firmly owned by the 80's.

      And your retort is too...

      Don't make the 80's sue you for violating it's IP rights! They will! They're CUTTHROAT!

    3. Re:2004 called.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Greed is good, man. Greed is GOOD.

  12. Re: January 24 in History by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_24

    Thanks... that long list of dead people cheered me right up.

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  13. Great! by stephenMF · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh great, that's my birthday. Thanks Dr. Idiot.

  14. Re:Reading up on depression? Give me a break. by Shazow · · Score: 5, Funny
    " ... and getting your ass outside."
    Do you have ANY idea how cold it is ootside? I can't even feel my ass anymore.

    Your friendly Canadian slashdotter,
    - shazow
  15. Re:Northern-hemisphere only? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this take into account those of us in the southern hemisphere

    Does ANYTHING ever account for those of you in the southern hemisphere?

    Where are you guys anyways?

  16. Re: Why BBC why?! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Why does the BBC continue to publish this drivel? This is about the 5th article where some git has come up with a "mathematical formula" for something which is complete drivel. First it was "the perfect joke", then "the perfect horror movie", and "the perfect family game", then I think we had "murphy's law".

    Wonder when they'll get to "the perfect Slashdot post".

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  17. Not that day! by lylum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Argh! That's my birthday!

  18. Shit... by doormat · · Score: 1, Funny

    January 24th is my grandpa's birthday - and the 25th is my birthday! Yikes!

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  19. Re:What a coincidence... by thomasdelbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shit - the mac will turn 21 - it can drink!

    - Thomas

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  20. Ironic by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Funny
    The researcher found that the same formula

    1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA


    to the 9th power

    1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA^9

    is related to him getting laid.
  21. Help with mod points by trawg · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do I use them on the actual news post?

  22. Uh-oh. by Larthallor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Suddenly my 3:30pm urology appointment just got a little more scary.

  23. Re:He miscalculated... It's an inauguration year.. by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think he's over by about 4 days.

    Nah, it just takes 4 days for the reality to set in.

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  24. Re:He miscalculated... It's an inauguration year.. by dutky · · Score: 3, Funny
    einhverfr wrote:

    I think he's over by about 4 days.


    Nah, it just takes 4 days for the reality to set in.

    That's not reality setting in, it's the hangover wearing off.
    My advice: take another drink, it's going to be a long few years.
  25. Worse... by teneighty · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... they'll all be dupes.

  26. Re:Northern-hemisphere only? by realdpk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hemisphere?! No! You're one of THEM, aren't you? You were educated evil and stupid! Do you enjoy being stupid?

  27. that's ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You misspelled "misspell."

  28. What about?! by adeydas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Suppose if I stay in the US on Jan 24 and then cross the 180 line and spend Jan 24 on again, will I have two bad days?!

  29. Re:He miscalculated... It's an inauguration year.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So *that's* why the flags were at half mast today..

  30. Re:And for those of us non-Christians....? by 808140 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, but the day before Yom Kippur is absolutely bad ass. Have a bacon cheeseburger for lunch, get completely toasted in the evening, go to a brothel, snort coke, have sex with a sheep... and the next day, atone for it.

    Bliss, I tell you.