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iPod Shuffle RAID

ricercar writes "So, what do you do when you and some friends are all getting iPod Shuffles? You make a RAID array out of them, of course! The original intent was to actually install OS X on the RAID and boot from that, but the OS X (Panther, 10.3.5) Installer wouldn't allow it."

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  1. Linux by demonic-halo · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next step is to install linux on it.

    Of course I have no idea what one can do with a linux iPod shuffle.

    1. Re:Linux by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

      You could use it as a portable music player.

      Oh.

    2. Re:Linux by BaseLineNL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course I have no idea what one can do with a linux iPod shuffle.

      You can impress the ladies with it.

  2. RAID Array? by CrankyFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think I could afford that without going to the ATM Machine and using my PIN Number to withdraw more money!

    1. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe I'd get this if I RTFA'd the article...

    2. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Congratulations! You are the most stupid person on Slashdot! Which is really quite an achievement!

    3. Re:RAID Array? by Bin_jammin · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the new official description, issued from the Department of Redundancy Department

    4. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, for totally failing to get the joke, just like you.

    5. Re:RAID Array? by mapmaker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Second Place!

    6. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not the brightest bulb in the bunch, are we. Hint: ("RTFA the article" = Read the f***ing article the article)

  3. Awesome Hack! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    This, however underscores the difference between geeks and non-geeks:
    "So, what do you do when you and some friends are all getting iPod Shuffles? You make a RAID array out of them, of course!
    Among non-geeks such inspiration usually begins with acohol and ends with an entry in the Darwin Awards.
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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Awesome Hack! by lakiolen · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd like to see whatever it is that would get one into the Darwin Awards using the Shuffle.

      Being a nerd and all....

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      What are you expecting to find here?
    2. Re:Awesome Hack! by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

      Warning: Do not eat iPod shuffle!

      I await for the first person to eat one!

    3. Re:Awesome Hack! by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm guessing the idea of a RAID of iPod Shuffles began with alcohol too.

      In my experience it's hard NOT to ruin delicate fiddly hardware and NOT to mangle code or scripts when under the influence. It's also somewhat less rewarding, should I pull it off.

      A RAID of 40GB iPods would be orders of magnitude more useful, but if you've got that kind of money you'd be better off buying an Xserve RAID; you can get a 1 TB unit for the price you'd pay for a 600GB iPod RAID, without the rats nest of firewire cables (not to mention the really slow performance).

      I can see it now ... Darwin Award entry:

      He got into jogging for his health, but found the running tedius and therefore got an iPod. That was pretty good, but then he considered the advantages of hauling around a 1 TB server and all the speakers and all the batteries necessary for Full Dolby Surround. In the end, he tripped and his liver was crushed by the whole apparatus.
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    4. Re:Awesome Hack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd like to see whatever it is that would get one into the Darwin Awards using the Shuffle.

      Being a nerd and all....


      Personally, I absolutely would NOT like to see what it would take to get a Darwin Awaward usin the shuffle.

      Being a heterosexual male and all ;)

  4. Steps to success by iluvcapra · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Read joke on slashdot
    2. Implement joke on slashdot
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT!!!
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  5. Spoiled kids these days... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    What would the boot times be like?

    Wait, anyone know of any flash hard drives for PCs/Macs that work via SATA? This would be interesting to do, almost instant boot.

    I remember doing random file access on a DEC TU16 (9 track reel to reel tape drive) That was a trip. Slow, but cool to watch.

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    1. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tape? Hmph! Back in my day, we used punch cards! I was the junior operator, so they made me shuffle them. My forearms looked like Popeye's by the time I got promoted to lead assistant over-junior peon. No to mention the ferocious paper cuts! But no one was faster, no siree. I got 30 bytes a second on the read I/Os. Writes were a little slower though, because I had to punch the holes with a dull pencil.

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    2. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by nuggetman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah? Well back in my day we didn't even have punch cards, we just had plain ole cards.

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      ...and that's all there is to it.
    3. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
      You had cards?

      Damn you had it easy. We just had punches back in my day. Our fists would get bloody entering in the simplest of instructions. And then, after every operation, we had to punch everything in again to check it.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by mrisaacs · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had punches? Back in my day we applied the charges to the core manually. One finger in the socket...timing was everything! What's left of my hair still stands on end...

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      ...carrier dead.....
    5. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sockets? You had actual sockets? What I would have given for a socket, we had to drop spanners across the bus bars!

      If anybody goes "Spanners? You had spanners?" then I'm gonna lynch them.

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    6. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Spanners? We had to grab the bus bars with our hands and use our tongues to lick the cores we wanted switched.

    7. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Further82 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had a cell? Back in my day all matter and energy in the universe was compressed into a point smaller than those tiny transistors you punk kids use as a sorry excuse for a switch! You can imagine it was pretty tough to program in that cramped enviornment, infact, that thing you people have misnamed the Big Bang was actully Lepton slacking off, he spun left when he was supposed to spin right, the whole thing crashed, that bastard.

    8. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You had matter and energy? I had to create it...

      --God

    9. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Servo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You had a universe? Back in my day there was nothing. You had to be God to come up with matter and energy just to log in to the system first. Ever wonder why there are so many different variations on string theory? God used a buggy copy of Fortran to write those functions and never bothered to fix it since "the old way was good enough".

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  6. Injustice by DisasterDoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is unfair. The Apple Store is sold out of them for weeks, and I can't buy one for my wife for Valentine's Day, and these guys have so many they are making a RAID with them.

    Where is the justice? :-)

    1. Re:Injustice by nuggetman · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, in soviet russia, ipod shuffle makes beowulf cluster of you!

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      ...and that's all there is to it.
    2. Re:Injustice by radish · · Score: 3, Funny

      Get an ipod mini from Bestbuy, fill up 3/4s of it with random stuff, stick tape over the screen and attack the wheel with a sharp implement. Should be about equivalent.

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  7. The best feature by gUmbi · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the best part is that every file request is randomized! You'll rediscover the data you already own and haven't worked with in years!

  8. who will the RIAA bust... by jxyama · · Score: 3, Funny

    if one shuffle goes "corrupt" and music from one shuffle gets "recreated" on another? ;)

  9. iApache by mushupork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Site's been slashdotted...or the damn battery died again!

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  10. RAID? by null+etc. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks to the RIAA, I want to avoid anything having to do with digital music players and "raids".

  11. Re:redundant redundant and again, redundant by ultramk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ok... I'm not usually a fan of moderation meta-humor, but this is a gem!

    Whoever moderated this post "Redundant" is an evil, evil person...

    m-

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  12. Yeah by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    But this guy ate his iPod shuffle.

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  13. Cluster Computing For Better Sound? by zoomba · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that we can do a RAID Array, I want to see someone turn it into a beowulf cluster. Imagine the sound processing power we could harness by chaining 400 iPods together! Music listening would never be the same again!

    Ooh, ooh! I know! Setup an Uber iPod (uPod) add in wireless (wiPod? because!). If we got normal iPods with built-in wireless in the future, we could have one hell of a distributed computing network :) Either that or a really expensive geek tracking system

    Useless tech implementations rock :)

  14. Re:No one cares by MexicanMenace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you make a raid array out of me, Greg?

  15. Re:Instead of OS X... by punkass · · Score: 4, Funny

    can I mod you "not hugged enough as a kid"?

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  16. As seen on Pinky & The Brain by JLavezzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

    Pinky: Yeah, Brain, but if we could get that many iPod Shuffles and set them up as a RAID device would we still be able to listen to music on them?

    Brain: stares blankly at Pinky

  17. So *that's* why they're so hard to find! by javaxman · · Score: 2, Funny
    Someone's been buying them all up to make these silly-ass RAID arrays!

    Here I thought they were just really popular...

  18. Re:No one cares by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

    I once made a RAID array out of Chinese guys working abacuses. The clacking drove me nuts, but boy howdy was I glad when one caught fire and the rest kept my SQL server going without missing a beat.

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    Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
  19. continues by JLavezzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brain: Pinky, have you been reading Slashdot again?

  20. Re:No one cares by jthayden · · Score: 5, Funny

    So? You can make a raid array out of anything

    Not out of expensive disks

  21. Re:Must be by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

    The "Slashdotted news story about a low-end system must be hosted on said system" joke is now officailly played out.

    I look forward to never seeing it again, just as we never hear "All Your Base" jokes anymore.

    Oh wait.

    Crap.

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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  22. It's obvious what their problem was ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Shuffles kept returning the boot blocks in a random order!

  23. Shuffle OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think, soon you might load multiple OS on the RAID and have it shuffle which one boots?

    Damn it! Windows95 again!

  24. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Broiler · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did we quit after the Germans Bombed Pearl harbor?
    Hell no...

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  26. Secure storage? by b00m3rang · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could create a striped RAID array, copy your sensitive encrypted information to it, and you each go on your way with one of the units.

    Not until you reassemble and say, "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!" will the data be accessible again (a la Ford Fairlane).

    Could happen.

  27. Re:Instead of OS X... by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I now have this vision of 4 scruffy terrorists in a room, three iPods hooked in to the array and the 4th guy listening to some U2 track and going "what? What'd I do?"

    -Charles

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    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  28. Re:Instead of OS X... by natrius · · Score: 5, Funny

    But wouldn't they want to know how to assemble an atomic bomb?

  29. What were they smoking? by tekcsound · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a rabid Apple whore, I still have to wonder what the hell they were thinking when they developed this things: (Jobs) How can we make our iPods cheaper? (Engrs) Well, we've already taken out everything but the screen. (Jobs) Then take it out too! (Engrs) But how will they select their songs? (Jobs) Who cares? We'll have PR come up with a snappy name and tell everyone it's COOL. Those Cupertino boys, I swear.