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Star Flung From Milky Way at High Speed

fenimor writes "Using the MMT Observatory in Tucson, astronomers have discovered a star three times bigger than the sun, leaving our galaxy at a speed of over 1.5 million miles per hour (670 kilometers per second). The first-of-its-kind finding not only confirms an earlier theory about the existence of such speeding stars, but also reinforces the notion that the Milky Way spins around a black hole."

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  1. That's Life by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a glider!

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    1. Re:That's Life by Loadmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a big ball of garbage from Old New York. I checked it with my smell-o-scope.

  2. Outcast Star by lecithin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We're tempted to call it the outcast star because it was forcefully tossed from its home."

    Instead they are going to call it a galaxy challenged star.

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    1. Re:Outcast Star by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Instead they are going to call it a galaxy challenged star.

      The Mayor Star of the Milky Way decided to form a committee to review the causes of "Outcast Star Syndrome". That committee, which will be composed of various leaders in the Star Community, along with interested Asteroids, Planets and Comets, will interview other Stars that have, through no fault of their own, also been cast out of the galaxy.

      In six months, the Committee will issue a report that includes recommendations on how we can prevent Outcast Star Syndrome along with a 12 step program to re-integrate former Outcast Starts into the entire Milky Way community, with the hopes that they will become productive members of the community again.

    2. Re:Outcast Star by jmanforever · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they are going to name it an outcast star, then shouldn't they call it André-3000?

      Oh... that's OutKast. nevermind.

    3. Re:Outcast Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ok. I'm risking redundancy and/or offtopic here...

      I vote they call the star "Fiorina".

      http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/09/technology/hp_fior ina/index.htm :P

    4. Re:Outcast Star by iamacat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I miss Hitchhikers guide to galaxy. I am sure Douglas Adams would have an excellent explanation on exactly why the miserable species in that star system were expelled and what kind of comments they are hearing on the radio as they are zooming away.

      Although maybe they are just trying to start a restaurant at the end of the universe.

  3. a giant ball of flame at a million miles an hour by essreenim · · Score: 3, Funny

    galactic pin ball here we come!!

  4. Yep. by inertia187 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just like my screen saver predicted.

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  5. Fling out of the galaxy by falser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, now how do we apply this knowledge to do the same to Microsoft/Paris Hilton/Terrel Owens/Celine Dion.... ?

    1. Re:Fling out of the galaxy by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

      Between Microsoft and Paris Hilton alone, there is so much suction I'm surprised the rest of us haven't been flung into space.

    2. Re:Fling out of the galaxy by witte · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, you throw 'em into near-orbit around a black hole, so they get slingshot out of the galaxy.

      In your example, succes or failure of this method would be irrelevant, though... Any outcome would be acceptable :)

  6. Wish Upon A Star... by FIGJAM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Starlight, star bright, first-of-its-kind star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, get laid tonight.

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  7. Re:All kinds of morons on Slashdot... by Hyecee · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think he might have meant if we were to be run over by a random sun moving at that speed. Could be wrong, though.

  8. Black + White reference by Phil246 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thinking about it makes me think about casting a fireball spell on black and white and flinging it at some poor villiagers.

    i sure wouldnt want to be in the way of THAT fireball :D

  9. Why? by computerme · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why does that star hate America?

    1. Re:Why? by Nqdiddles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why does it always have to be America? Can't it hate the French like everyone else?

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    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because it is sentient.

    3. Re:Why? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Another disgruntled Kerry supporter. Going to Canada is understandable, but leaving the galaxy?

  10. Star flung out of our galaxy? by Matt+Clare · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please of please let it be Ashlee Simpson!

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  11. Hindmost by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goddamned Puppeteers. Before you know it, they'll be fleeing with all the good stars.

    1. Re:Hindmost by covertbadger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, I reckon Lister's just put another ball off the table and into someone's pint of beer.

      Whiteholespewingtimeenginesdeadadviceplease.

  12. Lever by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess someone finally found a really long plank and a place to stand.

  13. Re:To put that in perspective... by catdevnull · · Score: 4, Funny

    I genuflect in the general direction of your geekitude....

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  14. the other way around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Scientists from the other side of the galaxy have found evidence of a small planetary system, made of one star of about 1/3 of normal size and its 9 planets moving falling into a black hole at incredible speed.

  15. /. a star? by Me-The-Person · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can a star be /.'d? If so, did we just change the orbit of 5 other planets?

  16. Man... by Mindwarp · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...just thinking about the kinetic energy that thing must be carrying with it makes my head spin.

    All we need now is a super-massive baseball mitt on the end of a hyper-massive wooden pole hooked up to a mega-massive generator spindle.

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    1. Re:Man... by Mindwarp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mass of the star: approx 6x10^30 kg Velocity: 670,000 m/s Kinetic energy = 0.5 x m x v^2 Energy is very approximately 1.3x10^42 Joules, which I believe is enough to heat a Googleplex of Libraries of Congress for 3.141 Millenia.

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  17. Let me be the first to say... by fizban · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Fore!"

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  18. Re:Outcast Star?! by pklong · · Score: 2, Funny

    No wonder they couldn't find the star in the Jedi archives

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  19. Re:Little relativistic phenomena by EulerX07 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The speed of light (c) is 300 000 km/s. 670/300000 = 0.0022. It's going at 0.0022c.

    Don't worry, you're the not the first person to post disinformation on this site and get modded up as informative. Also, you should have worked with the metric values instead of messing around with the imperial values. Ye olde english system is great for measuring stuff in your trousers, but not as great for astrophysics.

  20. Black hole? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was well established that at the center of the galaxy there is a planet, that God is on that planet, and that (as it is becoming abundantly clear), he needs a fucking starship!

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  21. What about relativity? by aiken_d · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the SDSS J090745.0+24507 Daily News:

    Universe Takes Off
    The entire rest of the Universe suddenly accelerated to over 670km/sec and is fleeing our vicinity at an astonishing rate. In fact, the Universe seems to have decided to move a large region of intergalactic space into our vicinity, which will have a dramatic negative effect on property values.

    Scientists are at a loss to explain the sudden move by the entire Universe, but have assured the Theocracy that the subspace ether is still intact and that our sun is still planted firmly in exactly the same spot it always has been. The scientists did say that the sudden movement by the entire Universe may have stressed the subspace ether, and that concerned citizens should at least double their daily offerings to Zugbat lest our sun lose its attachment to the ether and be sucked across space with the rest of the Universe.

    There will be an execution of two atheists who suggested that our sun had begun moving at a high rate of speed, and not the rest of the universe. See page 6.

    Cheers
    -b

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    1. Re:What about relativity? by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news...

      Our scientists have announced that they have almost compeltely ironed out the wrinkles in the new warp drive which began testing last week. The lead scientist, Zhuk'Urg, stated in reference to the project "Our test has been an almost complete success and we should be able to move our solar system nearer to the galactic center real soon now". No one could be found to comment on the suspicious blue screens visible on all of the computers at the research institute.

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  22. Re:Relative speeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Is it possible for a star flung like this to keep any planets it had, or would they most likely get sucked off by the black hole?

    Maybe, but it's *definitely* possible for a star flung out of Planet Hollywood to get sucked off by a black ho.

  23. Re:All kinds of morons on Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do you realize how fast we're going...?

    [cue music]

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine thousand miles an hour.
    It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
    'Round the sun that is the source of all our power.

    Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
    Are moving at a million miles a day,
    In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
    Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

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  25. Re:1.5 million miles per hour!! by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    There will be effects however, considering the velocity I would expect relativistic phenomena.

    Even more if you stand up and hold out your arms! (But they probably have a sign up to keep your arms and legs inside your reference frame at all times.)

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  26. Re:Relative speeds by Viking+Coder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on! You gotta do the whole thing!

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
    That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
    A sun that is the source of all our power.
    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
    Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
    It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
    It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
    But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
    We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
    We go 'round every two hundred million years,
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe.

    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
    Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
    And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
    'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

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  27. Re:Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >> ...although you might not get great Google results with "Nivel" -- it's actually Larry Niven.

    Google: "Did you mean: harry navel?"

    No, Google, I didn't. :)

  28. Wow, it's leaving fast. by FrankieBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Must have found about Bush's re-election.

  29. Re:Any astronomers out there? by SirBruce · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the correct verb is "slingshat".

    Bruce

  30. Re:1.5 million miles per hour!! by WhiplashII · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but that would make you a jerk, so the poster is correct!

    Seriously though, what kills you is the difference in acceleration of the top and bottom - which is what the previous person said.

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  31. Re:Weapon Testing, Anyone? by Aero · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe it's just some alien race out there who wants to illustrate that they too, emjoy blowing things up with oversized guns.

    Either that, or the gods are playing Katamari Damacy again.

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  32. Black holes have no hair by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

    'cause black holes don't have a size limit.

    Do you mean that they don't have a mass limit? Because they definitely have a size limit. They're 0-dimensional.

    Or are you thinking of the Schwarzschild radius?

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  33. And in other news by Mac73117 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A little know intergalatic terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the plasma burst observed. Secretary of State Rice could not be reached for comment. However, President Bush is ramping up space exploration with the intention of invading the terrorists home system.

  34. Looks like by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone went and taunted the happy fun ball.

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  35. Meanwhile, at the alien overlord weapons lab by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 2, Funny

    G'nok: "Dammit, G'nariak -- I told you to calibrate the Star Destructor targeting computers yesterday!"

    G'nariak: "Sorry, sir. I had to take the wife to her obstetrician yesterday during lunch; I was in a rush; it won't happen again."

    G'nok: "Damned right it won't. The Earthlings SAW the Star Destructor test! They were supposed to EXPERIENCE the test!"

    G'nariak: "Again, sorry sir -- I'll make it up to you."

    G'nok: "You damn well will -- we have to explain to G'tariak why his vacation home at the edge of the galaxy isn't there anymore. Dumbass!"

    IronChefMorimoto

  36. That was the good news by carcosa30 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The bad news is it's heading straight for us.

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