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Beware The Rotundus Rover
EasyTarget writes "Originally developed as a Mars Rover, the Swedish developers of the Rotundus are now pitching their all-terrain pendulum powered sphere as a robotic Security Guard. I'm sure I have seen this in action already."
Run away from the Swedish Ch... Security Robot!
Toys/entertainment. One example is a remote controlled robotball for all kinds of terrain
I have trouble believing that something that makes a good security guard also makes a good children's toy...
Oh yeah, and what the hell is a robotball?
Based on the pictures and description on the site, it sure looks like it can go a lot of places. I'm not sure what it can do once it gets there (since it's really just a sphere with notches to act like treads).
When are robots like Rosie on the Jetsons going to be easily affordable?
I'm a big tall mofo.
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6932 Another article which might be useful since their site is slashdotted now...
530 Sorry, the maximum number of allowed clients (10) already connected Man, what a massive client limit. Ironically, it's probably what will keep their server from grinding to a total halt...though I shudder to think how many 530's it's spewing out at the moment.
Stand clear of the doors. The doors are now closing.
In the security business as a whole there is a strong pressure to replace humans with technology in order to reduce costs and increase security. Substantial savings are possible because a single security officer can cost up to $200 000 for a 24 hour service.
Wages: $20,000
Perks: $10,000
Employer contributions: $15,000
Caffeine required for continuous operation: $155,000
Scientists noted that if the whole "robot security guard" thing doesn't pan out, the rover is also available to do children's parties.
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It can not be talked to. It can not be reasoned with. It has no mercy, no sympathy. It will not stop until it has carried out it's tasks. It will kill without feeling... So where can I get one?
Here's a group of them out on patrol.
Robot rolls up to an Intruder and shouts out "Halt! Who goes there!". Intruder gives it a nudge and replies "Seeya around" :)
I propose a better marketing program.
1. Make rotundus smaller, of a size and weight of a bowling ball
2. Sell it to thoose guys which are trying picking up chicks from Bowling Arena.
3. Profit
Errr...
Step 2: Sell the rover to gullible, security conscious firms?
"Beware The Rotundus Rover"
Beware of the British Leyland Rover as well.
The Daily Telegraph had a front-page piece about this today. Slow news day, obviously! The idea that it could be trained to corner burglars seems a bit far-fetched (staircase, anyone?) but the idea of it chasing after intruders while phoning the police, taking photos and, presumably, shouting "EXTERMINATE!" is pretty cool...
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In The Prisoner, their security is a big ball of canvas filled with something and it suffocates people trying to escape. Why don't they try that?
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or marble madness..
Anyone remember that toy called the "Go ball"?
It would be hard to employ a single person for a 24hour shift, at least for more than 3 days in a row. In general to efficiently cover 24 hours you need three or four people. Assuming $20k plus additional employer contributions of $10k. You'd be talking $90k - $120k for minimum wage security. If you want well trained people, the cost could easily double. Plus all the additional insurance you'd want if your security force is armed.
...all-terrain pendulum powered sphere...
This gives the good old Rock'n'Roll a new dimension.
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I think I will name it Colin.
Might as well call it Marvin while you're at it.
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It aspired to be an astronaut exploring new worlds but became a rent-a-cop replacement.
I am not a number! Oh, wait - I'm number 648849.
"For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert"
Step 2: Sell the rover to gullible, security conscious firms?
Clearly their intention...though I think they'd end up making more money by simply doing:
2. Fire Rick Berman out of a cannon, charging $5 admission to watch
If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
Presumably they will have the ability to play noughts and crosses.
And come with the perfect security guard voice of Winsdor Davis.
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Meh.
Granted, a camera that rolls around inside a sealed sphere is a neat idea by itself, but the suggested security applications are just plain poorly-thought-out.
Consider that anyone with a weighted net or a tube of epoxy could immobilize the thing. A tarp with sandbag corners could both blind and immobilize the unit.
Consider that even though it can be sealed to eliminate the chance of water dirt or mud getting inside, covering it with mud will make it useless anyway, especially if immobilized.
One quarter-can of spray paint should be enough to cover the whole ball. Sure its mobile, but if it's blind it's not useful.
It can't climb stairs or ladders and it can't rattle doorknobs. It can't look into windows at eye-level and it can't shine a flashlight into areas. It can't collar, beat up or shoot trespassers/transgressors. There's no mention of audio monitoring capability, either.
To quote TFA; "In the security business as a whole there is a strong pressure to replace humans with technology in order to reduce costs and increase security. Substantial savings are possible because a single security officer can cost up to $200,000 for a 24 hour service."
Sure, hiring real people to do security work is expensive, but you get real people doing the work, and the capabilities of real people are far greater than a camera-in-a-beachball.
To be fair, I'll also grant that human security guards may be prone to laziness, sleeping on the job, not being observant, etc. However, the idea that a rolling ball has enough capability to replace a real person (eyes and ears, a nightstick, a flashlight, a gun and a loop of keys) is pretty far out. Even patrolling parking lots seem like a stretch to me.
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