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FL Court Rules Against Spouse-Installed Spyware

idobi writes "A Florida court ruled that it was illegal for a wife to install spyware on her husband's computer, in order to catch him in an extramarital affair. The three judge panel barred the woman from using the chat records from being introduced as evidence in the divorce proceedings. The court ruled that the software, Spector, violated Florida's wiretapping law - which states that it is criminal to 'intentionally intercept' any 'electronic communication.'"

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  1. On the Upside by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Florida Appeals Court, Fifth District said that Beverly Ann O'Brien "illegally obtained" records of husband James' online conversations with another woman as the two played Yahoo Dominoes together.

    The woman, tech-savvy enough to install spyware and obtain the results, should have no problem finding a new husband on Slashdot, where doubtlessly her activities have gained her a certain cred and mystique and a following.

    in today's news Beverly Ann O'Brien sought a mass restraining order against a poster on slashdot.org who has been stalking her and sending poems, such as 'r05e r r3d, v1o13t r b1u3, a11 my ba53 r b310ng t0 y0u'

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    1. Re:On the Upside by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 3, Funny

      r0535 R R3d
      5ug4r i5 5w337
      If U'd b3 m1n3
      I'd f33l pr377y 1337.

      Yes... it is shamelessly stolen from a web game... *sigh*
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    2. Re:On the Upside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..somehow that looked like 'all my balls'. somehow.

    3. Re:On the Upside by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think that roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF would be more geeky.

    4. Re:On the Upside by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Roses are red
      My desktop's a sphere
      If you think we're cute,
      You must be new here.

  2. Interesting by Vordak · · Score: 5, Funny

    You would think, in a marriage, the wife owns half of everything, so maybe she was just spying on her half of the pc.

  3. Ha by tehshen · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'll be down in a second, honey! Just running Adaware!"

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  4. Wow! by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long before every kid in Florida gets an injunction on their parents from installing any monitoring software?

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  5. Didn't FL courts also rule... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a wife couldn't give her husband a blowjob?

  6. What about hardware? by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it now illegal for a husband to insert his hardware into the wife's plug'n'play ports?

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    1. Re:What about hardware? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Is it now illegal for a husband to insert his hardware into the wife's plug'n'play ports?

      Legal or not, if he's plugging into a box that's running in promiscuous mode, he deserves what he gets.

  7. What if they have satellite internet!? by solafide · · Score: 2, Funny
    That's not electrical!

    On her next pre-nup, it is obviously essential that it include a clause that allows either of them to install spyware and security cameras clandestinely!

    And what if he has his internet connection through a infrared connection to another computer? Or a WiFi network? So many non-electrical means of connecting to the internet!

  8. spousal spyware by de1orean · · Score: 2, Funny

    so ... wait.

    what does the spyware do in Soviet Russia? does it still spy on YOU?

  9. DWF seeks WM by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    who isn't afraid to post anonymously and knows how to use his CAPS LOCK key...

    should have no problem finding a new husband on Slashdot

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force when I read this, as if millions of socially inept voices suddenly cried out at the opportunity to get laid.

    1. Re:DWF seeks WM by gstoddart · · Score: 1, Funny
      I felt a great disturbance in the Force when I read this, as if millions of socially inept voices suddenly cried out at the opportunity to get laid.

      Allow me to clarify this for the nookie challenged .... a woman entering the room or speaking to you is NOT an opportunity to get laid.

      Go back to your pr0n and video games now. :-P
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    2. Re:DWF seeks WM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Come upstairs, Billy, your dinner is getting co... Aaargh what are you doing! Stop that! That's my girdle!"

  10. Electronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Electronic. Electronic. Electronic.

    Electrical communication is when you use a cattle prod to let your spouse know you're upset about the affair.

  11. it makes sense to me by nashy-nunu · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think if he cheats on her. She talk to him. If it is over is over. I don't think trying to catch him and then sue him for more than 1/2 of his state is the reason they got married on the first place. I don't get that now marriage is the union between a pig and a bitch. It is supposed based on love not money.

  12. Oldie but goodie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA
    poems write YOU!

    1. Re: Oldie but goodie by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yakov Smirnov, may you burn in a thousand fiery hells.

  13. Re:Are logs illegal? by 3terrabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, all she needs to do is have a EULA pop up when the application starts saying that he agrees to the extra logs. No one reads the EULA's anyway

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  14. Conversations?! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Funny

    That wasn't a conversation they were having over Yahoo! They were merely "trash talking" over a game of Domninoes.

    Come on, where's the common sense? Who's never played a head to head competitive game without yelling out "You can't touch this, Biatch!!", "Who's your daddy? WHO'S your daddy!!!" Illicit affair... bah!

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  15. Re:Sign of the times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    that's rough...what is your wife's name and telephone number by the way?

  16. Another plus(?) for the Linux column by kbielefe · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now, I don't condone doing stupid things like cyber-cheating on your wife, but you have to admit that this is the perfect application for a Knoppix CD. Not a trace on your hard drive and you get a clean system on every boot.

    Let's drop the tired TCO argument and put that on the brochure.

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    1. Re:Another plus(?) for the Linux column by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Funny

      The all new Knaughtix distro! Doing something naughty, like surfing porn or cheating on your spouse? With the Knaughtix CD, and an optional floppy disk or USB key with your network settings, you can surf or cheat in safety! Just reboot the machine, and all evidence is gone gone gone!

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  17. Re:a little twist. by giantsfan89 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am pretty sure that once you are married what's his is hers and what's hers is his.

    No no no... You've obviously never been married. What's his is her's, and what's her's is her's.

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  18. Re:I'm confused... by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Funny
    Are you actually telling me that wherever you are there is no distinction between a no-fault divorce ("we just want out") and an at-fault divorce?

    If he can prove she cheated, she's at fault. Ergo, she'll probably get what she came into the marriage with (emphasis on probably; if a man cheats on his wife he'll be unlikely to keep more than the worse of the two cars), and much much less than half of what the couple made during the marriage, because he's been wronged.