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Apple to Buy TiVo?

vallette writes "Reuters is reporting that Apple may be interested in buying TiVo. Seems like a good fit to me. Both companies stock price is up on the rumor."

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  1. Right... by atezun · · Score: 5, Funny

    And mysteriously my TiVo no longer skips those retina burning iPod commercials

    1. Re:Right... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Funny

      Aww, com'on. Admit it. You had fun guessing those guys were U2. It took my wife 6 repeated viewings to figure that out (and it took my grandmother one viewing to spout "Why on earth would that girl twirl her hair around like that? She's going to get whiplash!")

    2. Re:Right... by Patik · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think it's time you move out of your grandmother's house so you and your wife can have your own place.

  2. the little "i" thing by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, at least the TiVo service already somewhat goes with the current Apple naming scheme...

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  3. Mac Tivo? by CTO1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. Now my Tivo will play even fewer games.

    1. Re:Mac Tivo? by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great. Now my Tivo will play even fewer games.

      Wait till you see the one-button remote control. ;)

      (I kid because I love.)

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  4. Apple Product Cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saw funny run-down of the Apple product cycle in someone's sig today. This cracked me up.

  5. Re:Maybe it's going here by SamBeckett · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think Apple could come up with a better name than "iHome"; that is retarded in the strictest short-yellow bus sense possible. Now if you excuse me, I have to go type some things up in iWork while listening to my iPod which is powered by iTunes. iRule.

  6. Re:Go for it! by useosx · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if Apple buys TiVo are they then dying twice as fast or twice as slow?

    Or are their deaths still interdependent?

  7. My Tivo Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Tivo fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Tivo (a revision 3) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 minute show from one machine to another. 20 minutes! At home, on my MiniITX running MythTV, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Tivo, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

    In addition, during this program transfer, the Channel Guide will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even the media player software for the PC is straining to keep up as I type this.

    I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Tivos, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Tivo that has run faster than its Wintel counterpart, despite the Tivo's faster Linux architecture. My ReplayTV with 8gigs of HD runs faster than this machine at times! From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Tivo is a superior machine.

    Tivo addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Tivo over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

    (Word to the mods.)

  8. Perfect Match by MustEatYemen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Misery Loves Company.
    Wonder when Apple will pick up BSD cause that's been dying forever, oh wait.

  9. Re:Go for it! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if Apple buys TiVo are they then dying twice as fast or twice as slow?

    It'll seem faster because you can skip the commercials.

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  10. Re:Maybe it's going here by bsharitt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why would they make a Tivo out of a cardboard box?

  11. Re:Imagine if this was Microsoft... by Snuggly_Soft · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I would be psyched because it would mean tivo wins. I've never seen a BSOD in hi-def. I look forward to it.

  12. Re:renamed to by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, Tipple.

    "Dad, during the Superbowl halftime, I saw a Nipple on the Tipple!"

  13. Re:Go for it! by desmodromic · · Score: 5, Funny


    it's "sole purpose", dumb-ass.

    otherwise, great post.

  14. Re:Go for it! by milkman_matt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buying TiVo gives them a running start. They can always call it the Apple TiVo or the Mac TiVo if they want.

    or the iVo!

  15. Re:Go for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's dumbass, dumbass.

  16. Re:Alternatively... by I_M_Noman · · Score: 3, Funny
    it's pretty clear he's not some empty suit
    Or in his case an "empty turtleneck".