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GQ on Google's Road to Riches

prostoalex writes "John Heilemann writes the untold story of Google IPO in GQ magazine (out of all tech publications out there). It's a story about Google founders, Sergey Brin and Larry Page, Google CEO Eric Scmidt and Silicon Valley venture capitalists that guided Google in the startup phase to take it public later. The article answers many questions that readers perhaps had about Google. Why go IPO when your earnings are just fine? How much power do Sergey and Larry have inside the company? What's the reason for so much secrecy? One interesting episode describes an engineer squatting CEO's office seeking solutide from the noise surrounding him in the cube area."

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  1. IPO by eserteric · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Why go IPO when your earnings are just fine?"

    It'll be interesting to see them answer this without saying "because it made us an assload of money."

    1. Re:IPO by LinuxGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It generally helps a fast growing company to switch from private to public ownership. There are more regulatory hoops to jump through, but the business process opens up. Since Google was already keenly in the public eye, this move did indeed help the company seem more transparent.

      It also gave the millions of google users a chance to profit from the company they indirectly helped to build. As the company continues to grow, so can their portfolios. Plus, making the creators of the company some cash ain't all that bad.

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    2. Re:IPO by UID1000000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      the made a doublewide assload of money. a big momma assload of money.

      i can't imagine any other reason for them to go public. by doing so they're able to setup away from their company if they ever wish to do so. (the could do this in a private company too)

      i'd like to see what else they have to offer. i think that their biggest opportunity for selling marketing time is taking over TV and movies. they're clearly working on something already - they've got Movie review/time search, they've got TV capation search.

      i wonder if they will ever charge their customers (us who search) anything? will there ever be a charge for Google's service?

      if there is it will be the end of the Google that we knew and the beginning of a more "evil" Google.

      bring on free TV

      PS. This article really blew - what a waste of time.

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    3. Re:IPO by UID1000000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      yes all you flamers - TV is free right now. i meant free legal TV that we can download and search, etc.

      you know what i meant - don't be an ass.

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    4. Re:IPO by shawn.fox · · Score: 1

      It generally helps a fast growing company to switch from private to public ownership. There are more regulatory hoops to jump through, but the business process opens up. Since Google was already keenly in the public eye, this move did indeed help the company seem more transparent. And don't forget that the owners made a ridiculous amount of money.

    5. Re:IPO by aapold · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because it makes a relatively decent assload of money for your employees that have been with you making this happen.

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    6. Re:IPO by coolcold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but that is just in the short term
      in the long term, however, they have more constrains on decision which "might" make them "evil" since now they have to worry about market shares and stuff

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    7. Re:IPO by no_space_in_time · · Score: 1

      I don 't care how much $$$ they rake in. Just keep the Scarlett Johansson cover spreads coming. How can you not like/lust for a beautiful gal that said @ 19 that she wouldn't date anyone under 30. She had me at "Lost in Traslation". 'Ghost World" for the enthused.

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    8. Re:IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How can you not like/lust for a beautiful gal that said @ 19 that she wouldn't date anyone under 30.

      Well, If you're not a pedophile for instance.

  2. squatting by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah... there are days that I wish I could squat my ceo's car... in protest of... umm... not owning one?

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    1. Re:squatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't think many people own a CEO...

    2. Re:squatting by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Car?

      There are days when I wish I could squat over my CEO's *face*.

  3. I've always wondered by nsasch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    why the salaries of the amazing engineers at Google aren't too high, even after the IPO.

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    1. Re:I've always wondered by igrp · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, I don't work at Google and, frankly, have no idea what they pay their engineers so I can only speculate.

      I imagine it has to do with three things though:

      • Options. I remember reading an article during the bubble about millionaire secretaries at Microsoft. Basically, they choose stock options over Christmas bonuses. So, those stock options might actually be worth a lot more than their salaries.
      • Benefits. The folks at Google pride themselves in making work indistinguishable from fun. Work is play. And if you really think about it: would you rather make $95k a year and wake up every single morning to go to a job you hate or make $75k (again, I have no idea how much Google pays their engineers) and do something you really enjoy. Personally, I'd rather have fun and enjoy my life, even if it means making less money.

        Also, there's a lot of other stuff like good health insurance, vacation time, a good work environment, etc.

      • Location. IIRC, the salary you get at Google isn't just based on what you do and how well you do it, but also on where you do it. Remember the story about the Google facility they were building in rural OR. $70k in the Pacific NW goes a long way - at least compared to $70k in South Cali.
    2. Re:I've always wondered by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How did you know that? And how much are you talking? I saw no information about google salaries before, not even approximations. Plus google made around a 1000 millionaires after the IPO, joining a startup with great potential could always attract smart people with an eye for long-term gains. And of course now after the IPO and all the buzz, thousands of people would work for them even for free! When you join a large reputable company like google or MS you're not only making money, you're making experience and an impressive CV. That later translates into money.

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    3. Re:I've always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because high employee salaries are "evil", and that goes against the corporate mission statement.

      Awfully handy being able to define the context of "evil" is, isn't it?

    4. Re:I've always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't have a wife and kids, Then money does matter...

    5. Re:I've always wondered by igny · · Score: 1

      would you rather make $95k a year and wake up every single morning to go to a job you hate or make $75k (again, I have no idea how much Google pays their engineers) and do something you really enjoy. $95k vs. $75k. (for example) makes the difference of just $10k after you take into account the taxes and the difference in rent.

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    6. Re:I've always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume "South Cali" is some weird non-californian way of saying Southern California (or SoCal)?

      If so, be aware that Google is in Mountain View which is quite solidly in NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
      about halfway between San Francisco and San Jose.

    7. Re:I've always wondered by bleckywelcky · · Score: 4, Informative

      The first and primary location of Google is in Mountain View, CA. This is near Palo Alto, Los Altos Hills, Atherton, Menlo Park, etc ... these names sound familiar? Well maybe not if you don't pay attention to the real estate market much. But if you do, you'll know that an empty 1/4 acre lot in those areas can easily go for $0.5 million. A 1500 ft^2 bland house on a lot with minor mechanical/structural problems will go for $1.0 million easily. It is one of the most expensive places to live in the entire country. In fact it's so expensive to live there that nearly 80% of the residential property in the area is rental property. Still, a 4 or 5 bedroom dorm-style house will fetch $450 to $600 per room; people stand to make more money buying a house and renting it there (and then living somewhere else) than they do just living in the area. And even at these prices property moves at light speed! I've seen cases where a homeowner lists a 2000 ft^2 house on a 1/4 lot for $1.2 million or $1.3 million and it's gone within 3 or 4 days. The market is crazy out there.

    8. Re:I've always wondered by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Location. IIRC, the salary you get at Google isn't just based on what you do and how well you do it, but also on where you do it. Remember the story about the Google facility they were building in rural OR. $70k in the Pacific NW goes a long way - at least compared to $70k in South Cali.

      I think you'd have to pay me more to live in rural OR.

      -a

    9. Re:I've always wondered by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do work at Google, and you're dead right. My options and bonuses add quite a nice multiplier onto my salary. Add to that how much I'm saving on (damn good) food and just plain how good it is to work there . . .

      Who needs salary? I've got more important things.

      Incidentally, those people saying "omg housing = $$$" are, technically, right. If you want to get a house dead-center in Palo Alto, Mountain View, or SF, you're going to be forking over crazy cash. On the other hand if you don't mind a bit of a commute you can easily get something quite a bit cheaper.

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    10. Re:I've always wondered by burns210 · · Score: 1

      On the Oregon campus being built: the expected average salary of the Google employees in rural Oregon is roughly 2x the average pay of the rest of the area.

      In Oregon, $250,000- $350,000 can buy you an extremely nice house, with land. Money goes a long way in Oregon compared to million dollar estates in California that are bought solely for the land and location.

    11. Re:I've always wondered by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I do work at Google, and you're dead right. My options and bonuses add quite a nice multiplier onto my salary. Add to that how much I'm saving on (damn good) food and just plain how good it is to work there . . .

      Who needs salary? I've got more important things.
      Who needs salary? If you aren't living frugally, you'll find out. Come back and answer that when you've lost your job... And have little or no savings. Or in forty odd years when you get ready to retire... But find you need to work as a greeter at Wal-Mart because you have no savings.

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    12. Re:I've always wondered by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Who needs salary when you're making a massive amount off options and bonuses?

      I'm capping my 401(k) *and* my allowed IRA contributions every year. And that's without even dipping into the options.

      I didn't say "who needs money". I said "who needs salary".

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  4. Bullet points by tehshen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Journey to the (Revoltionary, Evil-Hating, Cash-Crazy, and Possibly Self-Destructive) Center of Google" quoth the article headline.

    Revol(u)tionary? Well, the original Google was just a very slender search engine. Nothing revolutionary, just a basic idea that people liked.

    Evil-Hating? If you search for "Do no evil" you get their philosophy page. As the article states, "Evil is what Sergey says is evil", and I think they know how not to piss off their users.

    Cash-Crazy? They have to be cash-crazy; they're a company, and as a company making money is their only aim. Being happy and good just seem to be side-effects for Google.

    The only interesting one is "Possibly self-destructive". Skimming the article, I don't think this is what they are really saying - it says that Google has become so big that Microsoft cannot cut off their air supply à la Netscape, and the only thing that could ever possibly stop them is themselves. And by the looks of things, that does not look likely to happen any time soon.

    TFA is interesting, and is quite good to read if you have the time (very long) but I was not really sure what it was getting at.

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    1. Re:Bullet points by game+kid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Revol(u)tionary? Well, the original Google was just a very slender search engine. Nothing revolutionary, just a basic idea that people liked.

      I think in a network filled with porn, spam and viruses, anything that's streamlined and that people like on the Internet is revolutionary.

      Cash-Crazy? They have to be cash-crazy; they're a company, and as a company making money is their only aim. Being happy and good just seem to be side-effects for Google.

      Exactly. You need that kind of money IMO to compete with the recent MSN Search ads and (still their greatest threat I'm sure) Yahoo. GOOG's still my crutch search engine but I think they'll make commercials and open up GMail more (they have: 50 invites/user now), so that their mini-ads get more attention (and give Google more dough).

      TFA is interesting, and is quite good to read if you have the time (very long) but I was not really sure what it was getting at.

      Any magazine with Lindsay on the cover is good enough for me. Yowza, to quote Greg Roelofs.

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    2. Re:Bullet points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cash-Crazy? They have to be cash-crazy; they're a company, and as a company making money is their only aim. Being happy and good just seem to be side-effects for Google."

      Hardly. While it clearly needs to be at least one of your top goals for you to stick around for any length of time, it doesn't have to be the only goal. As the article describes, the google founders showed many times that you don't have to do what other people tell you you "should" do. Sure businesses "should" only care about long termr profit, but lots of people do quite well with their business aiming towards accomplishing a lot more than just profit.

  5. Money, money, money! by michelcultivo · · Score: 1

    Who don't wan't a bank account filled with a lot of money that can realize that dreams that simple people can't.

    1. Re:Money, money, money! by bionicyeti · · Score: 0

      "Who don't wan't a bank account filled with a lot of money that can realize that dreams that simple people can't."

      Like proper grammar?

    2. Re:Money, money, money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf does "wan't" mean?

    3. Re:Money, money, money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      depends what you mean by "realize" - some people may realise in their mind but not have the capital to do it.

      i should really get an account here sometime...

  6. Why IPO? by Quixote · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why go IPO when your earnings are just fine?

    There can be multiple reasons.

    • Your investors want their 10x (or whatever factor the VCs expect) money back. VCs expect a huge multiple return on their initial investment, not just their money back. Remember that only 1/10 VC-funded companies are successful; therefore, on average, a VC expects 10x from whichever company does succeed.
    • Your initial employees, whose sweat went into the company in the early stages, now want a big payoff; the IPO does that.
    • You want to grow your company fast and need a large chunk of cash (this was the traditional reason for IPOs). This cash can be used for acquisitions, equipment (huge data center near Portland?), etc.
    The IPO is not for operating expenses, which would appear to be the thinking behind the question.

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    1. Re:Why IPO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, VCs typically look for a 3x-5x return on their investments.

      If they took 10x out there would be nothing left to fund war chests, pay employee options, etc. In addition, they usually still have a very high stake in the continued health of the company post-IPO, so it wouldn't do them any good suck the firm dry.

      3x alone will pay for the 9/10 ideas that fail, and 5x is just cheese.

    2. Re:Why IPO? by Quixote · · Score: 1
      3x alone will pay for the 9/10 ideas that fail, and 5x is just cheese.

      How come? Suppose you invest $1MM each in 10 companies. 9 of them fail; your loss is $9MM. If you make 3x on your $1MM that succeeded, your gain ($3MM) would not cover your $9MM loss now, would it?

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  7. liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money" by googisgod · · Score: 5, Interesting
    http://www.fuckedgoogle..com/

    This article is nothing but a fluff piece. No new information at all, except perhaps the bit about the poached eggs at the Nasdaq launch.

    And to think the entire empire was based on one simple fact: if you make the ads appear to be contextual and related to the rest of a page, a large majority of users (over 80%) will not recognize they're even looking at ads, and thus will be more likely to click.

    That's the fundamental genius of Google. They've fooled most of their users. Btw if you don't believe the part about most users being unable to recognize text ads, here's the story about it from the BBC:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4201343.stm

  8. Google phenomenon by shrapnull · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Surely, Google is entitled to some attention for entering the game late, innovating, and then succeeding. Pick up a copy of this month's Wired magazine and see how Yahoo stacks up. Certainly, Google is the darling of the computer saavy, but they still have lower viewship and less profit then the Stanford project turned internet gold. I use Google, and in fact, use many of their beta programs (which seem to stay in beta for years), but Yahoo has the "computer as a tool" market for those that don't follow the latest meme. Impressive start, yes, useful features, definitely, but Google is still not number one despite all the free publicity it gets on a daily basis.

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    1. Re:Google phenomenon by js7a · · Score: 1
      The market gives a larger capitalization to Google, 51 to 44 billion (on 3.2 and 3.6 billion in revenue respectively), because Google's margins are much larger, even if they reach half as many daily users. Most of Yahoo's pageviews come from their news, finance, and mail sections, with their directory and search engine much less popular. Google redirects stock quotes to finance.yahoo.com right now, and their default "top stories" news interface is the same as it was a couple years ago. Gmail is still invitation-only.

      My guess is that as soon as Google moves in those three areas, they'll eat Yahoo's lunch. We'll see.

  9. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by googisgod · · Score: 2, Informative
    http://www.fuckedgoogle.com/

    would be the correct link. :-)

  10. On Secrecy by tdhillman · · Score: 1

    "Why so much secrecy?"

    Um, out on a limb here but-
    It's better to keep trade secrets than give them away. Then they are not secrets.

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    1. Re:On Secrecy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of trade secrets, anyone find the recipe to KFC's herbs and spices, or McDonald's secret sauce?

    2. Re:On Secrecy by xsfo · · Score: 0
      Yes, of course they're knock-offs like Sorny, Panaphonics and Magnetbox

      KFC herbs and spices

      McDonald's special sauce

    3. Re:On Secrecy by Webmonger · · Score: 1

      It's better to keep trade secrets than give them away. Then they are not secrets.

      Nice tautology. Perhaps it would be better to explain what trade secrets are good for, like:
      Withholding information about what you do makes it harder for competitors to emulate you.

    4. Re:On Secrecy by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Of course Google has its trade secrets, like the precise algorithms used to arrange the search results. But they're a public company now, and even their investors are wondering: what's coming next? Gmail, Google Maps, Google SMS Search, they've all sorta been sprung "out of the blue" ... with other companies, we have a much better idea on what they're working on, but Google goes out of its way to surprise us. Now, for +5 karma: is that a good thing or bad thing?

  11. It's all about the VC firms by jomagam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They want an exit strategy. After having their money tied down in Google gor years they want to realize their nice gains and invest in new companies. Staying private would've supplied VC-s with a nice flow of cash, but that's just not their business model.

  12. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

    That's the fundamental genius of Google. They've fooled most of their users.

    As far as I can see, the text ads appear on the right of the page, under the title "Sponsored Links", and the search results on the left. Honestly, I'm not sure what Google more could do to distinguish text ads from the search results.

    If users cannot distinguish between the left and the right, the problem lies between the chair and the keyboard, and not with Google

  13. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They could make the demarcation between ads and content more obvious, and not let webmasters use light grey "Ads by goooooogle" on a lighter grey background.

    But seriously- you're a slashdot reader. you are not an average user. Average users think differently from you and I and everyone else here.

    Just read that BBC article. This goes in the category of something that is so obvious in hindsight, but almost impossible to see as it is happening.

  14. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I googled "security", a very highly-valued keyword, on both IE and Mozilla. There is a very clear blue line between the ads and the results.

    In fact, this is simply good design. The line does not over-awe the rest of the page, keeping Google's design plain, simple and highly efficient. As for the colors, webmasters are free to use CSS, to make it more apparent. A site I frequent puts Google ads in its own panel. If webmasters cannot follow clean UI designs, how is that Google's fault?

    In any case, the grand-grand-parent insinuated that Google fools users, when it is in fact the users who fool themselves. Even in the BBC article, it just mentions that users can't tell the difference, but does not fault either side.

  15. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by kaleco · · Score: 1
    You know, if the ads are so well targeted that they read like extensions of the article or website that I was actually looking for, I will be happy to give those ads consideration.

    I only dislike ads when they promote things I have no interest in. Slashdot's banner ads, for example, often interest me and do not seem intrusive.

    That said, I love those Microsoft 'Get the Facts' ads :)

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  16. mumble jumble by null+etc. · · Score: 2, Funny
    One interesting episode describes an engineer squatting CEO's office seeking solutide from the noise surrounding him in the cube area.

    Say that fast five times in a row.

  17. Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody who read the WHOLE article... raise your hands...

    1. Re:Slashdot Poll by AkaXakA · · Score: 2, Informative

      *Raises hand*

      And no, I'm not new here.
      So yes, hell has just fronzen over :P

      PS. The site is quirky...you can't text-zoom or the end of the article drops off the page.

    2. Re:Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a great article, especially compared to 90% of the dreck that gets posted to the main page lately. I've read a lot about google and there was a ton of info that was new to me, and more importantly, really interesting.

      But yeah, it was a long article, I took a break half way through it and came back to finish it.

    3. Re:Slashdot Poll by djej · · Score: 1

      i read the whole article

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  18. Not just a fluff piece by GaryOlson · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This article exemplifies a few life lessons all engineers should heed:

    Wall street is the manic-depressive bitch public companies are married to: unlimited praise when you do right, kicks you hard when you are down, and takes cheap shots when you can't defend yourself

    When you have what everyone wants, you can rewrite the rules and change the way business is built. But you still have to put on the funny hats and dance at the party according to the customs.

    Jounalists always talk out of both sides of their face. The paragraph at the end is just a free open ticket for the journalist to write another article later about the failures of Google.

    Nothing matters more than the right people with the right ideas and the will to execute those ideas.

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  19. Google salary average by nsasch · · Score: 1

    I don't know the source of the information for it, but http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/19/202024 8 says the average salary of a Google employee is $60,000. And, I know that personally, I'd sacrifice the higher salary in exchange for the honor of working for Google, but I'd never want to leave the place, so I'd never have the need to put it down on a resume.

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    1. Re:Google salary average by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      but I'd never want to leave the place, so I'd never have the need to put it down on a resume

      This sort of stuff is frightening.

      Google is not the second coming (if you're Christian). It's a search engine company with a very clever business plan. For all the oohing about Google's technology, their greatest impact is because of brilliant, MBA-directed market entrants, putting effort and money in a place where people didn't think money could be made.

      Secondly, for all you know Google will be a terrible soul-destroying employer in just a couple of years, with a bunch of depressed, robotic employees doing whatever they can to avoid the ire of useless middle manager tin pot dictators in their endless power struggle to hide their own utter incompetence.

      Large, public companies shift and ebb in an erratic multiple-personality fashion, and if you learned anything at all from the .COM crash, it's that companies can quickly morph from a great place to be to a career killer where no self-respecting software professional would want to work.

    2. Re:Google salary average by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

      I don't know but I say $60,000 seems a bit low, maybe they were counting the office boys and janitors salaries in those :)
      And regarding "never wanting to leave" although I agree it's one of the best places to be right now, you never know, 10 years from now noone knows where google could be, just like an AC just mentioned. So you need to keep that CV after all.

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    3. Re:Google salary average by roninbix · · Score: 1

      Damn you I want to cry. I clicked on your link only to find the place that invested in my company and worse yet what you say is true. >

  20. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then i guess you'd like it even better if we just took it one step further and let the content itself be the advertisement?

  21. Gmail is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we have story about gmail being down on slashdot.org AKA googlesbitch.com

  22. Google Spaceship? by Sundroid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The myth of "Google Boys of Company G" continues. The GQ article manages to talk to everybody but the boys, which tells you how Page and Brin know the art of "Robert Redford PR Strategy" -- clam up and keep everyone guessing. My take is that Google's success, so far, has one fundamental basis -- the products it offers are free and, by and large, not sources of headaches, as opposed to the products of often-compared Microsoft which cost consumers money and much grief (horrible security, to name one). Google and Microsoft get roasted frequently in this space, but one notices that only the latter receives genuine wrath -- many Slashdotters are so mad at Microsoft that they simply switch to Linux or Firefox, but I bet only a few would ditch Google altogether. Eric Schmidt, the "playground supervisor" of Google, shines in this piece. I got a kick out of reading that Schmidt stopped the boys from going into low-cost space launchings and banning telephones in a new building. On the other hand, what's wrong with "Google Spaceship"?

  23. OMG OMG gmail is down by Avishalom · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    GMAIL is DOWN
    and has been for over an hour
    is this a good time to start panicking
    did y'all just ./ google?

  24. Insightful???? by jmichaelg · · Score: 4, Informative
    They didn't go public for either of your reasons. The founders wanted to remain a private company so they didn't have to disclose what they were thinking or doing. Having taken more than $25 million from investors, their hand was forced.

    Had you read the fine article, you would have read this:

    But the end of Google's adolescence wasn't optional. The boys had obligations to their investors and underlings. Doerr and Moritz, both sitting on funds that had been hammered by the collapse of the bubble, were keen to cash in their Google chips, while employees who'd been slaving for years were eager for a payday that would put rental housing behind them. On top of that, there was an SEC rule that would require Google (due to the number of shares it had given out) to start publishing its financials in April 2004. Public or private, the veil of fiscal secrecy was about to be lifted.
    1. Re:Insightful???? by LinuxGeek · · Score: 1
      I certainly did read the article, and you are trying to put words in my mouth. You use "they" as Larry and Sergey, I made no such distinction and didn't even intimate that perspective.

      My text:
      It generally helps a fast growing company to switch from private to public ownership. There are more regulatory hoops to jump through, but the business process opens up. Since Google was already keenly in the public eye, this move did indeed help the company seem more transparent.

      It also gave the millions of google users a chance to profit from the company they indirectly helped to build. As the company continues to grow, so can their portfolios. Plus, making the creators of the company some cash ain't all that bad.


      Nothing in the article snippet that you posted contradicts anything that I wrote, perhaps you should re-read it more carefully.
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  25. The key to the article is at the end by winkydink · · Score: 1

    But if the history of the technology industry teaches us anything, it's that no one is ever that lucky--at least, not for long. Every important high-tech company has at some point stumbled and fallen on its face. Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, Sun, Apple, Cisco--all have made severe mistakes, paid a price, and then survived in large part because they understood what being a public company is about. They learned that Wall Street matters. That investors like transparency. That "trust us" isn't enough. When crisis eventually comes to Google-- and it will--the company's fate will depend on whether they have absorbed a handful of lessons that apply as much to life as they do to business: Adulthood happens. You can't make all your own rules. And everyone fucks up. This is just the beginning for Google. How well they handle adversity will tell us how strong the company, and its management model, truly is.

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  26. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by rthille · · Score: 1

    I think most people can tell the difference between ads and search results on google. My wife drives me crazy with how non-computer literate she can be, but she can tell the difference between ads and content, even on google where they are subtle. I think the real reason that google is so successful with users is that they do a really good job, both with their search results and their sponsored content.

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  27. Not just Google by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    That article is a bit light on details like the actual questions used. It also suggests that not just Google was covered. Can I tell what is an ad on Yahoo or MSN ? Hell, no.

    I'm no Google fanboy, but I think their success is in part due to making it clear what are ads and what aren't, and making those ads things the searcher is likely to want to see.

  28. This was already published. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    They went public because corporate law requires if you have over 500(?) shareholders and a corporate value of more than 10 million you must file your quarterly/annual reports with the SEC and make them publicly available.

    Since you cannot convince those other stockholders over the base amount to sell back to the company, you might as well go public and get a shitload of cash anyway.

    The only thing I don't understand is when a person makes over a billion dollars why the hell they don't retire. I don't mean quit working but separate yourself from the company because it will be changing once it's a public entity.

    On a side note: I have my company setup as an S-Corp and have already used some of my Estate credits (you get a set value for life and can use them at any time, even before you're dead) to transfer my company into a living trust so on the off chance it does get big there will be no inheritance tax! My guess is WWI has been paid off already.

  29. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

    And to think the entire empire was based on one simple fact: if you make the ads appear to be contextual and related to the rest of a page, a large majority of users (over 80%) will not recognize they're even looking at ads, and thus will be more likely to click.

    That's the fundamental genius of Google. They've fooled most of their users. Btw if you don't believe the part about most users being unable to recognize text ads, here's the story about it from the BBC:

    That's an interesting claim. The problem is, the article you present as evidence does a poor job at supporting it.

    First, the article isn't about Google. It covers a general poll about search engines. Trying to apply all results to Google specifically is misleading. The possibly relevant parts of the article:

    The report reveals that 84% of net users say they regularly use Google, Ask Jeeves, MSN and Yahoo when online.

    Almost 50% of those questioned said they would trust search engines much less, if they knew information about who paid for results was being hidden.

    According to Pew Research 44% of searchers use just a single search engine, 48% use two or three and a small number, 7%, consult more than three sites.

    Of those asked, 62% were unaware that someone has paid for some of the results they see when they carry out a search.

    Only 18% of all searchers say they can tell which results are paid for and which are not.

    Said the Pew report: "This finding is ironic, since nearly half of all users say they would stop using search engines if they thought engines were not being clear about how they presented paid results."

    According to this survey, your claim of "over 80%" is actually 62%. That is, assuming this group of users can always be applied to Google - the data says otherwise.

    Of course, the issue over what search engines are being used might be less important than I'm implying. Doing a search for "security" (a suggestion from another poster) on each of the listed search engines shows remarkably similar layouts. The odd thing is that they're all mimicking Google - or at least a previous version of Google. So does this all get applied squarely on Google in a round-about way? Not at all.

    Indistinguishable ads were hardly Google's innovation. At the time Google came out, there were already search engines who mixed paid-for results in to their normal output with even less, if any distinction.

    Google offering "sponsored" results was hardly new. An interesting distinction was Google's separating those results from it's content. And doing so rather distinctly with various visual clues.

    So where does this 62% of unaware respondents come from? From the poll:

    In recent years, most Internet search engines have begun providing customers with
    TWO DIFFERENT KINDS of search results some that are PAID or SPONSORED
    results, and others that are UNPAID results. Were you aware that search engines
    now do this, or were you not aware of this?

    Based on Internet users who have a used a search engine [N=1,165]
    CURRENT
    % 38 Yes, aware of it
    62 No, not aware
    * Don't know/Refused

    While being aware of the ads would certainly help identify them, it doesn't mean that those ads are unidentifiable. Nor does it mean users are clicking them. If you look at my sample search at Google, MSN, Ask Jeeves, and Yahoo , you'll note an interesting distinction between Google and its competitors. Google has long done away with the sponsored searc

  30. Don't bother by Seoulstriker · · Score: 1

    http://www.googlesbitch.com just re-directs to Slashdot.org.

    EDIT: It seems that the site is getting slashdotted as we speak.

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  31. Google DNA not that strong business-wise. by osewa77 · · Score: 1

    What seems obvious to me is that Larry and Sergey are geeks at heart, not businessmen. The fact that they are young may not be the point. There's a lot for a company to gain by being geek-friendly (ask Microsoft). Yahoo, really, is cooler, MSN is richer (and has the OS advantage). Google will probably maintain their current status as an established Internet company, but I don't think they are a future Microsoft. There is nothing left to disrupt :-P

  32. google web server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a bit off topic but does anyone know anything about their GWS/2.1, you can see it their response headers. Is it open source or is it entirely home built? There is nearly nothing on the web on this server software?

    Don't be evil, pay someone to do it for you.

  33. Is it just me... by andalay · · Score: 1

    Or does this article look hideous in firefox? (runs off into the background so its unreadable)

    1. Re:Is it just me... by bastardoperator · · Score: 1

      No its not just you Fire fox 1.0 on linux

  34. Re:liked fuckedgoogle.com says- "assloads of money by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    And your user name is "GOOG is god"?

  35. Why they decided on Schmidt by GeekTek · · Score: 1

    A funny but true fact is that he met all of their requirements (PHD, experience, laid back, etc.) but had also gone to Burning Man. The felt that any 'suit' who had gone to and loved Burning Man would understand and respect their unorthodox approaches to various aspects of running and growing the business.

  36. Doerr is smart by danila · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am sure that Larry and Sergey are smart fellas. But they don't know everything. Nobody does. John Doerr is a very smart guy and when he says something about how a business should be ran, smart people listen, I bet even Bill Gates does.

    Doerr also has many stories when genius inventors completely fucked up their companies based around revolutionary inventions. Segway flopped primarily because Dean Kamen ignored everything that Doerr said. And that included Kamen's obstinate desire to micromanage everything and to prevent the CEO from doing his job. In its short history Segway has already lost 3 CEOs, two presidents and three top marketing execs!

    CEOs are people who run businesses. If your company has several thousand people working for it and is worth a few billions dollars, you need a CEO, and you need to give him the authority to do things. Otherwise you will fail.

    If Larry and Sergey do not grow wiser, the company will fail, PageRank or not. You can't build a business on technical ideas alone.

    Note: Yes, I know that there are lame overpaid CEOs. And hiring a CEO doesn't necessarily mean changing the corporate culture.

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    1. Re:Doerr is smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CEOs are people who run businesses. If your company has several thousand people working for it and is worth a few billions dollars, you need a CEO, and you need to give him the authority to do things. Otherwise you will fail.

      You miss the point. Google proved the above statement is simply not true.

      And there are good reasons for it not to be true. Limited authority in your CEO = smaller ego to massage = listens better to people smarter than himself. (If you haven't seen it up close, it might or might not make sense to you.)

      BTW, Doerr is no smarter / stupider than any other VC i've met. Why did he put money on Dean Kamen in the first place? And how about Webvan? (or homegrocer, I forget which he did.)

      Is his return above average? you bet. Do the laws of probability dictate that in an ensemble of investors that some will do better than others? You bet.

    2. Re:Doerr is smart by danila · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware Google proved anything like that. It's easy to grow and prosper if you stumble upon a gold mine and get more cash than you can burn. So far Google has only one business to speak of and I haven't seen them invent anything else. I don't doubt for a second that their flock of PhDs can create many neat web services, but if we are talking business, then I don't see any innovations from them besides AdWords/AdSense the idea for which they "borrowed" from Overture.

      We will see how they will cope with inevitable problem. That would be a true test and the article does say that Sergey and Larry did "grow" and learned a thing or two. Hopefully they won't be as arrogant in the future.

      I am aware of various organisational problems that can be caused by a bad CEO. But guess what, Intel's president has a blog where every Intel employee can comment on corporate strategy. CEO != "corporate despot". Good CEOs not only listen, but they actively solicit feedback and do lots of other neat things so that the organisation can function better.

      And, while Doerr may generally considered to have intelligence similar to that of other VCs, his track record and his experience are clearly more impressive. And laws of probability are not applicable to VCs (in the sense that you probably mean it), who invest before the company is publicly traded (there is no evidence that their valuations agree with theory of efficient capital markets).

      As for investing in Kamen. He did it, because Kamen did have a revolutionary product that could change the world. The main reason why we deride Segway today is that Kamen manage to fuck up the business so thoroughly. It's all in the book ("Code Name Ginger" - that famous book, which caused the original information leak). Brilliant idea, amazing technology, great product, pathetic management. Same with Webvan (it was Webvan). Sound idea, bad management, a few stupid decisions and voila - Chapter 11. Sadly, Doerr doesn't always have huge leverage, not in the least because "genius" entrepreneurs liks Kamen and Page/Brin believe they are ubergods and deserve to be courted by a crowd of courteous VCs.

      Technology is important, but good business sense is vital. Pretending it is not so is digging your own grave.

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    3. Re:Doerr is smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> If your company has several thousand people working for it and is worth a few billions dollars, you need a CEO, and you need to give him the authority to do things. Otherwise you will fail.

      > You miss the point. Google proved the above statement is simply not true.

      I wasn't aware Google proved anything like that.


      A careful reading will show:

      1. Google has thousands of people working for it.
      2. It is worth several billion dollars.
      3. It's CEO has limited authority.
      4. It hasn't failed.

      QED

    4. Re:Doerr is smart by danila · · Score: 1

      1. I have drunk some KCN (potassium cyanide).
      2. I am still alive.

      I just proved that potassium cyanide is not poisonous to humans. Or did I?

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    5. Re:Doerr is smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then go back to your Intel example.

      Do you think they got to where they are by bringing in an "outside experienced grayhair" to lead the company? (ie, do you know the history of Intel?)

    6. Re:Doerr is smart by danila · · Score: 1

      I do know the history of Intel (and if I didn't, I could easily google it). I wasn't saying that google needs an "outside grayhair", simply that disdain for good business practices is at best ignorance and at worst stupidity. Business administration is specialised knowledge, just as Java programming or growing tulips. To think that you can manage a 1000+ people company using nothing more than common sense is idiotic.

      I don't think Google will fail, but simply because, no matter how arrogant that duo is today, they will be forced to learn how things work and eventually Google will become a well-managed company (which doesn't mean it has to lose its spirit and philosophy).

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  37. This article is a lot of ca-ca by br00tus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I found the whole tone of the article a lot of nonsense, especially with regard to the relationships around control and money.

    Part of the title of this article is "Will Larry and Sergey ever grow up?" If one reads the article "growing up" according to the author of the piece means handing control of the company from the people working at the company over to people who don't work at the company, and whose main long-term interest is expropriating profit (dividends) from the wealth created by the people who work at the company. So let's impose that idea on all companies and society: immaturity is when workers have control over their own work, maturity is when control of the workers work is handed over to people concerned with expropriating dividends for themselves from said worker.

    One sentence of the article says "Corporate-governance mavens pilloried the dual-share structure, which seemed starkly at odds with the populist tone of Larry's letter." Thus populism is not control of the company being in the hands of those who work at it, but being in the hands of the controlling investors. Controlling investors being a group in the US who, according to the Federal Reserve's SCF reports, is totally within the richest 1% of Americans. "Populism" is when control is in the hands of the richest 1% of Americans, who, like Paris Hilton and the Hiltons of the Hilton Hotels Corporation, do not have to work at said company, or have to work period. They just get hefty dividend checks due to what I assume would be their "maturity".

    "When crisis eventually comes to Google-- and it will--the company's fate will depend on whether they have absorbed a handful of lessons that apply as much to life as they do to business: Adulthood happens. You can't make all your own rules." The tone of this whole article is numbing. Don't rock the boat. Give control over your company, your work and your life over to rich people so they can start demanding you hand over large piles of wealth you create to them. And so on and so forth. This whole thing is a depressing load of bullshit.

  38. Excellent article by AtomicJake · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's an excellent article, except that it always calls the Google founders "boys" - actually they are probably the mosty clever and smart founders since long.

    It's interesting to read that even those smart founders had to accept an external CEO - pushed in by anxious venture capitalists. Nevertheless, it's good to see that they managed to stay in control; what is expressed as "pet CEO" in the article.

    Personally, I think that firms that are lead by a small group are mostly always better managed than those who have an UberCEO. Wish that Google stays that way.

    And, most of all, I wish that venture capitalists will accept that founders need to stay in control - not necessarily in the daily operations (CEO), but at least in the kind of decision group such as at Google. Unfortunately, I am not too confident about this.

  39. ^^^DINGDINGDING Mod Parent up by celerityfm · · Score: 1

    You got it. I think this guy is thinking of the Overture ads that run on Yahoo and MSN that are almost EXACTLY like the search resutls except with a little teeny bit of gray text thats says "sponsored links" and a header rule seperating them from the rest of the results.

    And why Google is doing better? For the exact reasons you described-- they made it clear what are ads and what are not (earning trust from it's users) and made those ads relevant to the searcher (earning loyalty from it's users).

    I think the grandparent is confusing the issue with Google's Adsense program where anyone can run Google ads on a webpage and get paid for them- some people haxor them up to appear as if they were part of the content of the page (or in some cases, the ads ARE the only content in the page at all!). I also think the grandparent is confusing Yahoo & MSN's Overture powered ads with Google's ads. Otherwise his post just doesn't make sense.

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  40. Pagerank is what made it revoultionary my friend-- by celerityfm · · Score: 1

    You may take it for granted, but Google's Pagerank system is what made their search engine revolutionary. It's what made their engine able to cut through the spam and deliver relevant results to the users. The slender interface you make reference to is just part of the Google way of doing things and isn't what TFA was talking about. It's really Pagerank that made them who they are today.

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  41. Avoiding Google's Evil (in some part) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would be great is a website that portalizes Google, so that the search engine cannot associate your IP with certain searches.

    Basically, aggregate peoples searches and spread it among certain IPs so that Google can't do something truly evil and 1:1 match searches to IP.

    Any takers?

  42. Cmdr Taco's a fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's true, he loves the cock.

  43. Google's new tool bar is evil? by mu-sly · · Score: 1

    It seems that the new version of the Google toolbar is evil, featuring "Autolink", basically the same as M$'s uproar-causing page-modifying "Smart Tags" that thankfully got dropped.

    (Although I still see fit to put <meta name="MSSmartTagsPreventParsing" content="true" /> in the head of every site I build, thanks to that nasty scheme, just in case they ever change their minds.)

    Anyway, if true, this is a real bitch to website owners. I really hope Google haven't turned to the dark side, but I have noticed that it's taking longer and longer to get new website content properly indexed these days, so in a way, I'm wishing for something to come along and put a bit of competition back into the search engine world, because Google ain't what it used to be.

    How long before the Google toolbar is considered spyware? Last I checked, modifying page content was a tactic that well and truly belonged to spyware... and Microsoft.