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Craigslist to Beam Ads into Space (for Free)

Posted by timothy on from the unintended-consequences dept.

rdarden writes "According to a press release issues yesterday, Craigslist will be broadcasting 10,000 ads into space later this year. CEO Jim Buckmaster won an eBay auction offered by Deep Space Communications Network, a Cape Canaveral, Florida company. According to an article at Technewsworld.com, they may have already received permission from 10,000 ad submitters."

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  1. Beam ads ? by mirko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's the point ? Isn't this a form of pollution, anyway ? Even if we do not actually know what we pollute if these are radio waves...
    If itz's light, no doubt, it is. The Macunmba disco (near Geneva) had to stop lighting the sky at night for ecological reasons.

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    1. Re:Beam ads ? by kernelblaha · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's a great publicity stunt, just cos it's quirky. Look, it's even made it on /. Similar thing happened with the "Milka" cows in Switzerland. They painted cows with a variety of adverts (for a reasonable fee) and let the cows graze close to the railways in Switzerland. But most of the influence was due to people telling other people about the idea, because they found it interesting. An example of memes in action.

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    2. Re:Beam ads ? by Laurentiu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Haven't you noticed yet? Human beings sorely lack the capacity to put things in the proper perspective. Their view of their immediate surroundings almost always superceeds whatever large-scale or long-term effects their actions might have.

      "Yeah, we'll dump the nuclear waste in the Pacific. The containers are sealed so tight, there's no way they're gonna leak." 350 years later our children's children will have an ecological disaster of such scale on their hands that Hiroshima will be remembered fondly as "the good ol' days".

      "Stop pollution? But that would cost us votes... erm, jobs! No way!" What is the long term cost, we wonder? I don't want my grandchildren to live in a future where they buy CocaCola Pure Mountain Air, do you?

      This is just the newest folly in a long list of follies that the human race produced over the centuries. Craigslist sees it as a slick marketing move - they'll get all the free publicity they need with this one. They can now safely claim they boldly spammed where nobody spammed before. But that's as far as they think; other consequences, if any, escapes them completely.

      Anyone remember the Voyager message? That was something our race could be proud of. 15 years later we're sending another message, which makes me wish there's no one out there to receive it. I wish they would begin and end their transmission with this disclaimer:

      "This message represents only the human corporation known as Craiglist, and not in any way, shape or form the entirety of the human race. Any complaints, jams, deathray beams or any other form of communication related with this transmission should be directed towards the aforementioned entity."

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    3. Re:Beam ads ? by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      either way the signal is not going to go very far (interstellar speaking) and is a huge waste of money that is purely for the fool to spend his money on. Case in point.... CEO of Craigslist.

      Why is he a fool? His aim seems to have been to get attention for his company for little cost, at which he has probably succeeded.

      The fools, if anyone, are the people getting excited at this.

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    4. Re:Beam ads ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh dear oh dear,,,
      Dear sir,
      This message may come to you as a surprise. I am seeking assistance in retrieving my species assets. Due to the recent Slave worlds rebellion, we were forced to flee that sector of the galaxy, carrying along only a few easily transported valuables. Currently our homeworld and six colony worlds are maintained in a stasis field storage facility in the Sagittarius arm, and we are seeing your assistance in reclaiming....

      Or this...

  2. spammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cue thousands of angry alien civilizations rushing in to destroy the earth-spammers.

  3. 2035, first contact with an alien species by Laurentiu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Earth: "Greetings, friends from space, welcome to Earth!"

    Alien spaceship: "All your Burger Kings are belong to us."

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  4. Yay Earth! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Universe's leading source of spam!

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  5. In a Galaxy Far Far Away... by liloconf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alien 1: Sir we're receiving a transmission...
    Alien 2: What does it say?
    Alien 1: Increase it's size by 3 inches!!!
    Alien 2: ?????

  6. Great by twodiabolo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That should be enough to get us blacklisted as spammers. There goes any hope of making first contact!

  7. I can just see the ads beamed out into space... by idlake · · Score: 5, Funny

    Polyamorous alien within 1003.2 light years (same galactic arm only please) with prime number of piercing into tentacle sex and black hole bondage wanted by endoskeletal ape descendant (some hair) with XY sex chromosomes and external genitalia (tentacle-like but not prehensile). Please be between 3'2" and 10'7" along your longest dimension, weigh no more than 500 pounds (no prejudice against big boned aliens, but there are physical limitations), have skin pigmentation that absorbs IR and fluoresces under near UV light. I still live with my evolutionary relatives, so you must have your own spacecraft.

    1. Re:I can just see the ads beamed out into space... by idlake · · Score: 5, Funny

      I forgot the most important part at the end: "No weirdos, please."

  8. Last request by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    The last thing humans will ever see will be an intergalactic missile streaking towards earth, inscribed with the alien word for "Unsubscribe".

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  9. Why not by ebrandsberg · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not like the response rate for my personals ads will get any lower by beaming them into space, I figured they were doing this already.

  10. Re:how much did he pay? by Ben+Schwehn · · Score: 5, Informative

    1,225.00 USD http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBids&it em=5559909107

  11. new message by Tethys_was_taken · · Score: 5, Funny

    FROM:
    MR.SOLOMON ALEMAYEHU
    WORLD BANK OF EARTH
    STREET P.O.BOX 5550
    ADDIS ABABA,ETHIOPIA, EARTH, THE MILKYWAY.

    DEAR SIR/MADAM/THING,

    I AM MR.SOLOMON ALEMAYEHU, BANK MANAGER OF WORLD BANK OF EARTH.

    THIS IS AN URGENT AND VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSITION.

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    UPON MATURITY,I SENT A ROUTINE NOTIFICATION TO HIS FORWARDING ADDRESS BUT GOT NO REPLY. AFTER A MONTH,WE SENT A REMINDER AND FINALLY WE DISCOVERED FROM HIS CONTRACT EMPLOYERS, THE MARTIAN PETROLEUM CORPORATION THAT MR. MICHAEL FOSTER DIED FROM AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT.

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    NO ONE WILL EVER COME FORWARD TO CLAIM IT.ACCORDING TO EARTH LAW, AT THE EXPIRATION OF 5 (FIVE) STANDARD EARTH YEARS, THE MONEY WILL REVERT TO THE OWNERSHIP OF THE GOVERNMENT IF NOBODY APPLIES TO CLAIM THE FUND.CONSEQUENTLY, MY PROPOSAL IS THAT I WILL LIKE YOU AS A ALIEN TO STAND IN AS THE OWNER OF THE MONEY WHICH WAS FIXED DEPOSITED IN MY BANK.I AM WRITING YOU BECAUSE I AS A PUBLIC SERVANT,I CANNOT OPERATE A NON-SOLAR-SYSTEM ACCOUNT.

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    AWAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY.

    THANKS AND MY REGARDS.

    SOLOMON ALEMAYEHU.
    WORLD BANK OF EARTH

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