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Malfourmed writes "TrekUnited.com today announced that three anonymous contributors from the commercial spaceflight industry have stepped forward with a $3 million pledge toward the campaign to ensure a fifth season for the recently cancelled Star Trek: Enterprise. The benefactors explained why they believe this campaign deserves such a substantial contribution: 'We think Star Trek and especially its latest incarnation, Enterprise is the kind of TV that should be aired more often. The people responsible at Paramount think this is just a show and we want to tell them, it is not. We are in the commercial space flight industry and would like to testify that at least one out of two of all the actual entrepreneurs involved in this industry has been inspired by Star Trek; and we are not only good at watching TV sci-fi , we are also good at writing checks, big checks. The people airing this kind of TV have a responsibility; inspiration.' " We reported on this a few days ago, but this is more info about the largest donors.

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  1. Euthanasia by lbmouse · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please, just let the show die with a little dignity.

  2. That was close. by radiumhahn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahhhh....It's a dupe! I thought I stuck in a spatial distortion cause by a port lacelle malfunction that caused a rift in the space time continuum.

  3. I hope the get enough money... by Raleel · · Score: 5, Funny

    to keep the show, and not enough to keep the title song

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  4. Enterprise Doesn't Deserve to be Saved (SPOILERS) by carlhirsch · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this is true, Star Trek should sit on the bench for a good 15 years or so.

    (Found this on a random messageboard)
    Oh Fuck it...Trip dies at the end and the episode is a holographic program on the holodeck of the Enterprise-D (yes...D as in how DUMB can you get!)which Riker and Troi are observing. The series itself is not a hologram program, but the likelihood of bringing it back after this bullshit is practically zero. You may now commense your saber rattling. Q

    -carl

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  5. Re:Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Something that is done more than something else.

    ex: I think it's 'bout time to flip this here steak. That side's doner 'an this un.

    or in this case, I think CT's talking about the size of the story and how much /. is done reading about it.

    Thus, the story is a "large doner".

  6. Re:Nice "fix" for the dupe Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    'Bigger Checks' preferably made out to 'Taco'

  7. If it's inspiration you're after ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Air it on PBS, the network that listens to all those crazy Dr. Who fans!

  8. They like the Theme Song! by EduardoFonseca · · Score: 1, Funny

    From TFA:

    ...The people airing this kind of TV have a responsibility; inspiration. Star Trek has inspired us, and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song that tells so much about our struggle to move space travel forward and closer to the public...

    Well. Now I get that theme song thing!

  9. Horny losers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Look, the show sucked and deserved to get canned. If you just drop the pretense of 'trying to save a cool sci-fi show,' I bet that $3M could finance one hell of a porno starring Jolene Blalock in full Vulcan makeup-- she's the only reason all you dweebs want to save the show anyway.

  10. Re:So... by coder.keitaro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't they do anything right?

    First the editors are "bad people(TM)" for not finding dupes, and now they are "bad people(TM)" for clearly identifying them.

    Give them a break, they are making it easier on all of us.
    We no longer have to read half the comments before finding it out.
    It is right there, front and center.
    I for one welcome a future with no more "Editors are L4M3455 D00DZ" posts!

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  11. the only possible explanation by Sotogonesu · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only way to explain this is that Captain Archer was sent here from the future to ensure the time line. He must convince some Trekkies that the Star Trek Universe will actually happen. Without a second season, Cochrane's grandfather will never buy the T'Pal doll that will later inspire Cochrane to finally finish college and develop the warp drive. Otherwise, there will be a fork causing an instability in the fabric of space and time, leading to a new show: Babelstar Androgenous.

  12. Re:They really got it together last season... by bighoov · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yo, AC. In this here new-fangled 21st century we have some tools to help you: 1) "Remote control" channel flipping 2) Mute button 3) TiVo or VCR, then "fast-forward"

  13. Re:True. Very True by mattmentecky · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next week I tried to build one using all my wind up toys, string and the legs of the kitchen table

    Could it run Linux?

  14. Re:Trying to herd cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >> The chief engineer sounds like Bush

    nookular -> deelitherem crystals

  15. Where do I send my check? by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where do I donate to KILL OFF Enterprise?!!!!

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  16. "It's dead, Jim!" by genessy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now bury it and move on already.

  17. Re:Tubular Bells by BenBenBen · · Score: 2, Funny
    The despised theme song at last is replaced with "Tubular Bells" (pronounced Chewbular Bells by Branson).
    And, y'know, 60 million other English people.
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  18. Re:True. Very True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The next week I tried to build one using all my wind up toys, string and the legs of the kitchen table.

    And thus, the mighty Macintosh was born.

  19. I dont know, by imsabbel · · Score: 4, Funny

    but sure as hell it wasnt star trek enterprise...

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  20. Star Trekkin by BigTunaCan · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Analysis, Mr. Spock. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse. Medical update, Dr. McCoy. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Starship Captain, James T. Kirk: Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, and things are getting worse! Engineer, Mr. Scott: Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics; ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim. Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down! Ye cannot change the script Jim. Och, #!*& Jimmy. It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim. Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9. Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n! Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse." -- The Firm (Lister/John O'Connor) Star Trek was once great, but it's time is over. Let it die now. Enterprise is a pox on the Star Trek franchise and it is time to bury it. Someday other great sci-fi's will come and build a new inspiration for future generations of humankind.

  21. Re:Fans by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have an idea for a new Star Trek Series. It's a reality show where fans compete in outrageous and embarrassing games to become cast members in an upcoming Star Trek series. At the end, producers will admit to them that there is no upcoming series, and they just wanted to see how stupid they could get trekkies to act.

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  22. Kebabs? by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Funny

    but this is more info about the largest doners.

    What have kebabs got to do with it?

  23. Futurama Episode 4ACV11 by Otto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it have to be?
    Does it have to be just a television program? Can't it grow into something more? Can't it be a movement? Can't it be a means to spreading a message of hope and logic and tolerance?


    Thus begins the first steps toward the Church of Trek.

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    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  24. I think this is a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The giveaway:

    "...and particularly Enterprise, with its superb theme song..."

    Come on, someone is extracting the urine.