Slashdot Mirror


Face Recognition Comes to Cameraphones

An anonymous reader writes "If you have a camera phone, you may soon have to take a picture of yourself before making a call or accessing data stored on the device. A Japanese company has developed face recognition software for camera phones that it says can authenticate users within one second of clicking the shutter. Omron (Japanese) will demonstrate its Okao Vision Face Recognition Sensor at tomorrow's Security Show Japan in Tokyo."

21 of 235 comments (clear)

  1. Secure? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    One Fine Day In Court, Next Year:
    "How did you do it, son? And by that I mean how did you break into Darl McBride's files?"
    "I took a picture of a magazine cover and I got access to everything, his phone directory, his notes, pictures, even his personal phone messages from Pariahs Anonymous."

    You'd think they'd avoid visible light and use IR or a combo to pull this off, though in IR we can also look different depending which end of the ski run we are on ...

    Bullwinkle: "Eeeny meenie, chili beanie, the iPod is about to squeak"
    Rocky: "Did it reveal anything Bullwinkle?"
    Bullwinkle: "
    Did it?!? It's my new Linux boxen!"

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Secure? by red_flea · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if you wanted to secretly hack your buddy's account, you just use dump some booze packets in his mouth port and wait til his buffer overflows. Shortly afterward, his brain will be DOS'd and you can take images of his face at will...

  2. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if you are having a 'bad face day'?

    1. Re:Hmmm by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shouldn't you be in court, Mr. Jackson?

      --
      "Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine No Posessions?'" -- Elvis Costello
  3. Tinfoil by Crash24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe it won't recognize me when I'm wearing my tinfoil hat...

  4. What about emergencies? by digitalvengeance · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is great - until you are in a car accident and are bleeding from the face.

    "I need to call [insert japanese equivelent of 911]."
    "Sorry sir, facial recognition failed."
    [Insert slow painful death]

    --
    How many roads must a man walk down? 42.
  5. This is easy to hack... by stubear · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and use someone elses cell phone. All you need to do is lob of their head and carry it around in a sack with you. When you need to make a call, pull out the head and snap a picture; free cell phone minutes.

  6. Tammy Faye Baker by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or what if you are tammy fey? do you have to put on the same face every day?

    --
    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    1. Re:Tammy Faye Baker by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or what if you're Michael Jackson, and your nose just fell off?

    2. Re:Tammy Faye Baker by dirkdidit · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah, that's ignorant. Just ignorant.

  7. Re:Emergency Calls? by Fez · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well of course they do, but if I acknowledged that, there wouldn't have been a joke, would there?

  8. What they really need.... by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    is Fist Recognition - to warn their owners of an incoming punch when they engage in obnoxious cellphone abuse in my presence.

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
  9. Barcode? by suwain_2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you need a barcode on your face for it to work?

    --
    ________________________________________________
    suwain_2 :: quality slashdot p
  10. Re:Skeptical by lacheur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, they forgot to mention you have to tattoo a barcode on your forehead for this to work...

  11. Much worse! by r00t · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now they won't just steal you cell phone.
    They have to cut off your face too!

    1. Re:Much worse! by rob_squared · · Score: 2, Funny

      So *that's* what Face/Off was about!

      --
      I don't get it.
  12. Re:Presumably... by Lev13than · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally I think the whole idea of password protecting my cell is ridiculous, but I suppose there are some people in sensitive places that need to have their phones protected against thefts and things. Like Paris Hilton.

    Of course, authenticating against a stock photo poses certain challenges for Paris. For example, every time she wants to make a call she'll have to whip off her top and make out with a brunette.

    --
    When you have nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire
  13. Killer feature by piltdownman84 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Forget using this for security. Can I use to this to get the phone to remember girls names for me?

    Just take a picture and up comes the girls name or it speaks it. Maybe even better if it reminds me where I know her from. Gone is the embarrassment of not remembering her name, leaving me only the embarrassment of trying to make conversation.

  14. Re: 1 Megapixel by biglig2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps they use that technology they have on CSI.

    You know the one, where they take a frame from a liquor store's video surveillance camera and blow up a reflection in the suspect's eye so much they can see a fingerprint on the hood of a car two blocks away.

    Man, I want some of that technology in my cellphone.

    --
    ~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
  15. Re:How particular is the software? by smatthew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's hoping the software can recognize when there is a piece of duct tape over your mouth

    --
    slashdot username - at - email.domain.name
  16. Great litmus test for picking up people in bars by karldavidson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buy me a drink? Sure but first let me check for you in the FBI's database of known criminals.