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World's First Physics Processing Unit

Duane writes "Gamers Depot has an exclusive interview with the team behind Ageia - the maker of the world's first Physics Processing Unit (PPU) - which was just announced today. "Sure we've all heard about the CPU and GPU - that's old hat by now and as most hardware reviewers will tell you, it's about time we got something that's truly revolutionary. Yeah, Pixel shaders are cool, and can do a lot of really nice things; however, pale in comparison in scope to what the PhysX chip from Ageia has the potential to bring to gaming.""

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  1. Physics... in games? by stupidfoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I know is that I want to throw the dead hooker down the stairs and have her head split open... or whatever that anti-violent game ad says I can do.

    1. Re:Physics... in games? by rainman_bc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Naw. In the spirit of Postal 2, you shove the shotgun up her as while she's alive and shoot good guys with it....

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  2. In won't be news until... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny

    It won't be /. worthy news until the first Linux port is up and running on it!

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    1. Re:In won't be news until... by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, it won't be /. worthy news until it is posted, reposted, and reposted again - all in the same day.

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  3. Virutal reality sex, now a possibility. by imstanny · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nerds around the world rejoice!

  4. Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go outside.

    1. Re:Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming by escher · · Score: 5, Funny

      Go outside.

      But with this new physics processing unit, I don't have to!

    2. Re:Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you kidding? The physics are all wrong, like, totally unrealistic. And somebody screwed with the gamma, 'cos it's too damn bright and I get this awful lens flare when I look up. totally ghay. Whoever coded that engine should be crucified.

    3. Re:Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      Relax. This engine is still in beta betahttp://biblia.com/jesusbible/isaiah9.htm

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    4. Re:Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming by peragrin · · Score: 4, Funny


      Maybe eventually games will become so realistic it will become different to tell the difference between them and RL! Then again... maybe that's already happened and I'm in one right now!

      Yea but you still can't get laid, without paying cash. This Game Sucks, I want a restart with cheats enabled for me.
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    5. Re:Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Relax. This engine is still in beta

      WTF? Who does God think he is? Here I am, spending my entire life testing his creation, and (according to Mark 13) he can't even give me a firm release date for the 1.0?!

      Now I see where Microsoft get it from...

    6. Re:Alternative to realistic, lifelike gaming by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Calm down. Rights come from the sysadmin.

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  5. More Proof... by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that my suspcions were correct. All this 3D stuff with pixels and texels and blah blah blah is just test runs before we create physical augmentation with nanotech replacing pixels and texels. (Wow that was one sentence!) Holodeck anyone? ;P

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    1. Re:More Proof... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Does this mean that DNF will finally be released?

      No, but it does mean that its release will be flawlessly simulated.

      Chris Mattern

  6. Gives a whole new meaning to... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    PPU: Pr0n Processing Unit.

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    1. Re:Gives a whole new meaning to... by hobbesx · · Score: 4, Funny

      PPU: Pr0n Processing Unit

      Here!
      Wait? Is this not roll call? Uh...

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  7. Wow! by cavemanf16 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I thought Slashdot "editors" had poor grammar skills! Damn. I guess they're starting to farm the technical report writing and gaming reviews to India now too!

  8. More than one use here... by TheNecromancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This includes things such as Rigid Body Dynamics, Collision Detection, Fluid Simulation, Soft Bodies and Fracturing of objects.

    This will be useful for all those pr0n sites out there!

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    1. Re:More than one use here... by AvantLegion · · Score: 3, Funny
      >> [..] and Fracturing of objects.

      This will be useful for all those pr0n sites out there!

      Fucking OW!

  9. What about homework? by markmcb · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this thing can do physics homework, I'm getting two.

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  10. Re:Before you get all excited by slungsolow · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are obviously not a fan of the phantom.

  11. Major drawback by wcrowe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Considering that most games routinely defy the laws of physics, I would think that such a processor would actually make the games more dull.

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  12. Re:Interesting idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just finished reading the article, and ...
    You must be new here.
  13. Re-release the Classics by Ghetto_D · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hopefully once these fall into common usage they'll re-release the "classics" such as Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball. You know, games that could really benefit from this technology.

  14. Interesting thoughts... by ZeeExSixAre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I use it to do my quantum mechanics homework due in 30 minutes?

  15. CPU, GPU, APU, PPU, and now I need a HPU?? by MatthewNewberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, Great.. Now I need to get the lastest and greating HPU for my computer. I want the most realistic Hookers, but I dont think I can afford the $500 for the Chip..

  16. Next up String Theory Processor by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 3, Funny

    Upgrades to continue as long as we continue to gain knowledge and make new discoveries. Can't guarantee a ship date though. With the Hiesenberg UP module the enemy can't do anything until sighted, detected or measured. Stand still, close your eyes, shoot, winner everytime.

    1. Re:Next up String Theory Processor by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stand still, close your eyes, shoot, winner everytime.

      Sounds like me playing Counter Strike.
      erm well except for the winning part anyway.

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  17. GUT by vivin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see it now:

    PPU Emulates Grand Unified Theory. Physicists surrender.

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    1. Re:GUT by ultranova · · Score: 5, Funny

      PPU Emulates Grand Unified Theory. Physicists surrender.

      Never. We will never surrender. We will fight them at the CERN labs, we will fight them at the Black Mesa, we will fight them at the Gallium Neutrino Observatory, we will fight them and we will win !

      It's not over until the Higgs boson sings !

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    2. Re:GUT by kokoloko · · Score: 1, Funny

      I beleive you mean Grand Theft Unified Theory.