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Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger to Arrive in April

Silly Burrito writes "Think Secret is reporting that Tiger will be out in April with an event on April 1st and it should be out in stores by April 15th. If this is true, I can finally get both the Mini and a new Powerbook, as I've been waiting for Tiger to be released before I do so. Let's just hope that this isn't a bad April Fools Joke!"

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  1. Shhhhhhh by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't wanna get sued for posting trade secrets.

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    1. Re:Shhhhhhh by node+3 · · Score: 2, Funny
      You don't wanna get sued for posting trade secrets.

      I don't think there's much to worry about on this one. The defense attorney will just have to giggle uncontrollably every time the prosecutor makes his case against, "Silly Burrito".
      Prosecution: "Your honor, we plan to show that one 'Silly Burrito' poste--"

      Defense: <giggling>

      Prosecution: "Your honor! This an outrage, please do something!"

      Judge: "The defense will restrain from laughing."

      Defense: "Your honor, he's prosecuting a burrito, a *silly* burrito. I can't help it."

      Judge: "You've got a point. Disregard my last order. Prosecution, you may continue."

      Prosecution: "Shit..."
      Later...
      Jury Foreman: "Your honor, the jury finds the Burrito, 'not spicy'!" and bursts out in unrestrained laugher
  2. RE: by rdilallo · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder if Apple will delay the release because of this leak? That'd suck!

  3. Coincidence? by rob_squared · · Score: 5, Funny

    That it's mentioned on on april fools, and released on tax day?

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  4. Re:grrrrrrreat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apart from Tony the Tiger is an *American* character, you moron.

  5. Hi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It looks like you're voicing a dissenting opinion.
    What would you like to do?
    * Go to your nearest LUG meeting for reprogramming.
    * Buy a large number of Apple stocks in atonement.
    * Get bitchslapped.
    * Get modded up now as Interesting and modded down later as Troll.

  6. C+++++ by computerme · · Score: 3, Funny

    For ($obvious == 0; $obvious $adnaseum; $obvious++) {

    printLine "April 1st? Is this some sort of April Fools joke?";
    printLine "Released on April 15th. Apple is going to release it on Tax day?";

    }

  7. Re:Getting slower, contents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    $129 ? Screw that! It's a "dot" release! It should be free! It's just a small improvement!
    So are you going to pay $150 in 6 months when they come out with V 10.4.1 ?
    Are you Mac people stupid or what?
    Pay rent to Apple because you own their closed hardware, IDIOTS!

  8. Whee, check out the troll who got modded up! by Paradox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple... um... didn't win against journalism. Hell, the fact that bloggers are or are not journalists didn't even enter the equation there. The Judge left that to Daily Show skits and CNN talking heads.

    Heck, Apple didn't even really try and stop Nick from posting Apple-related news. What they did do is compel him to reveal his sources, which were illegally sharing Trade Secrets.

    This was pretty clear from, you know, the fucking artciles linked of the thread you posted.

    Crawl back in your hole.

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  9. Just a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Steps to Success!

    1.) Release New Update every few months.

    2.) Charge stupid fanboys a whooole lotta $$$$

    3.) PROFIT!!!!!


    APPLE DOESN'T EVEN NEED A 4TH STEP!!!

  10. Re:April? by node+3 · · Score: 2, Funny
    >>Let's just hope that this isn't a bad April Fools Joke!
    >
    >Not likely, since it's only March...
    Well, that would make it a *bad* April Fool's Joke.
  11. Dear Tiger Fans by Letter · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Tiger Fans,

    I've seen the preview release of Tiger...
    It's grrrrrrrrrrreat!

    Letter

    1. Re:Dear Tiger Fans by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but does it stay crunchy in milk?

  12. Re:free upgrades by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Funny

    the difference is that apple actually wants their laptops to look good. the P4 laptops look like somebody stole the dashboard out of a cadilac and glued on an LCD.

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  13. Re:The question is: by legirons · · Score: 5, Funny

    "when MS 'upgrades' something it costs twice as much, has almost no new functionality, and is usually less secure.consider the upgrade price for Windows XP and imo the only thing worth having was the bluetooth support."

    What do you mean? WindowsXP came with blue titlebars, a totally reorganised control panel, and a handy program to read zip files. Totally worth £150, everyone should buy it!

  14. Re:Just a thought by sowdog81 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe you should get a girlfriend instead. Wouldn't that be something !

    When's the release date?

  15. Re:The question is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ME already had that.

    I already had that.

    /grammar pedant

  16. Re:The question is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's perfectly acceptable caveman dialect. Damn US-Centric posters.

  17. Is anyone else vaguely concerned by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 5, Funny

    That Apple's OS updates follow the same naming conventions as Wehrmacht tanks? If 10.5 is called Maus then we're going to be in trouble.

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  18. Re:The question is: by jaavaaguru · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pop-ups, spyware, viruses, activeX, tight OS integration, lack of support for web standards, the netcraft and google toolbars.

    But Safari has the most important bit of Google nicely integrated, so we don't mind so much that it doesn't have the roolbar.

  19. Re:The question is: by spir0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is actually starting to become a problem for me because I can no longer justify buying a new Mac. I'd like to buy a flash new PowerBook with its light sensitive led's on the keyboard, built in SuperDrive, bundled with iLife, and other nifty software, but my 550Mhz TiBook just runs so damn well.

    I want another machine, but Apple's accursed habit of optimising code every major release means I don't need another machine.

    Damn you Apple. Damn you all.

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