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ESA and NASA Consider Joint Mission To Europa

ewg writes "In defiance of the monolith, the European Space Agency and NASA are in the early planning stages of an automated joint mission to Europa, Jupiter's watery moon. This follows the triumphant Cassini-Huygens mission to Saturn's moon Titan. "All these worlds are yours, except Europa...""

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  1. Argh! by vjmurphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get the quote right, at least:

    "All these worlds are yours..."

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    1. Re:Argh! by PoopJuggler · · Score: 2, Funny

      All your world are belong to us

  2. Thank You . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . for putting the line from the Clarke novel right in the intro and getting it out of the way.

    This will eliminate about half of the impulse entries on this subject.

    That said . . .

    Heyyyyy, how 'bout them Probes! Whoooo! Go probes!

    Stefan

  3. When are they planning it? by gowen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully not 2010. That could only be a bad thing. I hope they attempt no landings there.

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  4. ESA and NASA Consider Joint Mission To Europe by Panaflex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hope they get a EuropaRail pass this time.. lot cheaper than the last trip.

    Heh, sorry, the first time I read this I read "Joint Mission to Europe."

    -Pan

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    1. Re:ESA and NASA Consider Joint Mission To Europe by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 2, Funny

      or worse, a Joint Strike Mission to Europe.

  5. Re:Here they come! by stupidfoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would imagine that the majority of the people on slashdot define "queue" as:

    # Computer Science.
    1. A sequence of stored data or programs awaiting processing.
    2. A data structure from which the first item that can be retrieved is the one stored earliest.

  6. As they say by pavon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those who ignore the future
    are doomed to prepeat it

  7. Re:Am I reading this correct? by R.Caley · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's not in the Bible.

    How do you know? Perhaps you aren't using the correct translation.

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  8. China? by bigattichouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, is China building a "space station"? Don't be surprised when you find out its really a ship. (And Shipwrecks some poor chinese scientist on Europa) Oh, Arthur C. Clark must be so proud.

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    1. Re:China? by justthisdude · · Score: 1, Funny

      yes, we must be careful the Chinese don't try to steal a long march on us....

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  9. Doomed to fail. by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 2, Funny

    One phrase: "Metric vs. US customary"

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  10. Re:No Way! by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
    The fact that average joe clueless still thinks that space should be one huge dick size comparison is a big part of what's preventing us from doing truly collaborative big science missions on a regular basis.

    I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the largest rocket in the world is the United States' Saturn V. The tiny, flaccid French Ariane boosters hardly compare. As for the Russian Proton rocket... well, let's just say that they've had a little trouble with the machinery that gets it into the upright launch position. But don't worry Russia- it happens to a lot of people they say.

  11. Re:Fantasy, not SCIENCE fiction by justthisdude · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let us call a spade a spade: the bookstores don't group them as related genres, they group them as books read by uber-nerds. For example, I bet they were sick and tired of know-it-alls like me disputing how they classified each Orson Scott Card novel. On the other hand, If they grouped Sci-fi with Romance novels, I might get a date once in a while....

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  12. inch vs. centimeters by vvaduva · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as they bring their measurements tables with them, I don't foresee any problems. heheh

  13. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Europa is full of stars.

  14. Re:Exploration of Europa by Lovesquid · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article: "Europa's surface is comprised of 8 large land-masses populated entirely by Natalie Portman clones, separated by vast oceans of steamy, bubbling grits."