The World's Most Devious Alarm Clock
wired_parrot writes "If you have trouble waking up, try this: MIT media lab has created an alarm clock that, when you press the snooze bar, runs off into a corner, a different hiding place every day. Try hitting the snooze bar again now!"
Programmable automatic coffee maker.
The smell of fresh brewed coffee makes me want to get out of bed to get my fix.
Glad to see MIT researchers are dedicating their sharp minds to something like this. :P
Seriously, though, this could really come in handy after a coding marathon on the night before a midterm. Hell, it's probably the reason these guys even considered making something like this...
Thank you for the most insightful sig I have seen here all week.
You don't want a clock, you want a pet cat or dog. They can get very insistent when it's feeding time.
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it
Except you wouldn't have to get out of bed to key in the code. Once you're already out of bed, chances are you're not going to get back in. I'll happily key in a code and fall back asleep.
Once you're already out of bed, chances are you're not going to get back in.
Um. No. You're wrong.
The problem here is that your joke is actually funny.
When a standard alarm goes off in the morning, for some reason it turns me thrashy and frantic to get rid of that horrible sound... I have completely wiped lamp, stack of books, cat, and everything else off my nightstand in a confused effort to turn it off. It got to the point my body would wake me up EXACTLY one minute before the alarm went off so I could avoid it. My fiance's new alarm clock has an option where it slowly increases the sound volume, and you could change the duration of time it takes to ramp up to full. It *really* works well, without causing a frantic reaction to the normal godawful shrill beeping.
My usual method is, set the alarm so late I can barely make it even if I don't snooze. Then I won't have any illusions about using the snooze button. Plus, I get maximum sleep.
And if it turns out to be not enough sleep, I just sleep through the alarm anyways. And if I'm late, I'm late, and it doesn't matter if you're late by 10 minutes or 2 hours - I still have to lie about dog ate my homework, or buy new plane tickets, or whatever, right?
Life is short. I don't have time for snooze buttons.
Or, if you don't like the idea of potentially waking up wet, rig it to dump on your wife or most expensive computer if you don't disable it.
...to have your girlfriend wake you in the morning. No alarm clock needed, nor snooze button. She knows how to get me up.
Yes, I stand up and face the day with a smile.
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