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The World's Most Devious Alarm Clock
wired_parrot writes "If you have trouble waking up, try this: MIT media lab has created an alarm clock that, when you press the snooze bar, runs off into a corner, a different hiding place every day. Try hitting the snooze bar again now!"
"Just don't press the snooze button and keep your current alarm clock!"
"Why not just get up when the alarm goes off the first time? I always wake up and face the day with a smile."
"I disabled the snooze button on my clock so I always have to get up"
It wouldn't take me long before I broke that fucker's legs off (no, I didn't RTFA but I'd bust it's wheels if that be the case)
harmonious design
Or I'd have 9 of these things roaming my house.
Should I buy myself one of these, this means I just end up finding a way to fall back asleep with an obnoxious sound coming from some random corner of the room every day.
Maybe if the clock rolled its way onto my bed and started harassing me that might do the trick, but I'm far enough from being a morning person that having the alarm going off won't stop me from snoozing, no matter where it is or how long it keeps going.
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My rights don't need management.
My room has so much crap in the corners anyway, the thing would never make it. I can't even get to the corners of my room.
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I don't get it, why don't they just make it roam around before the alarm sounds...
That way, you don't get a chance to hit the snooze button.
Heh, or make it run around WHEN it's alarm is on..
That would be very annoying and would wake you up faster with moving sound
The more annoying the alarm clock, the eaiser they tend to... mysteriously break...
I reckon this here alarm clock would mysteriously shatter into many pieces after one to many attempts to try and hit the snooze button again
Excuse me, I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean
Who was it that said, "Those who fight and run away live to fight another day"?
Seems strangly apt here.
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I can guarantee I'd be bringing it in for repairs every day.
Me: "It uh... broke"
Clockly Repair Man: "it rather looks as if it was smashed with a hammer, repeatedly"
Me: "well it fell... into... a bag of hammers"
You've now created a robot that opposes the will of carbon-based lifeforms by design.
It's sole purpose, bringing suffering to humanity.
AND THEN YOU BOOBY-TRAPPED THE OFF SWITCH.
Buncha friggin' geniuses./P
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I have the same problem with my girlfriend. If I make any attempt to touch her in the morning, she runs off and I can't find her the rest of the day.
*blinking cursor*
yea she looks pretty hot, but remember, not matter how beautiful she is, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her BS, so go for it.
Not only will you not hit the snooze button, but you get to hear the doppler effect each morning!
The baby's fine -- please stop sending business cards.
Sooner or later one of these will crawl off into a traffic path and the alarm's owner (stumbling out of the room in a drowsy fog) will trip over it and break his/her neck. The liability insurance alone will be more than the projected $20 cost!
Why is there an "insightful" mod and why isn't it "-1"? If I wanted insight, I wouldn't be reading
My alarm clock's snooze button only works if you get up and make her a bottle. By that time you're wide awake, but after you feed her SHE goes back to sleep!
HexaByte - he's a square and a half!
...only has four corners.
Perhaps he drives a Sob?
"Admittedly I can't see the meat of the article since their site seems to be slashdotted already, but if you got that sort of a negative reinforcement for hitting snooze, why wouldn't you just learn not to hit snooze?"[emphasis mine]
Like what? Setting it to receive both the conservative talk radio station and the Ranchero music station at the same time?
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
That looks like a domo-kun, but shorter and fatter. I bet I can scare my cats with it.
I, for one, welcome our new devious rolling clock overlords.
Could you imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these?
Wouldn't it be easier to just set the snooze button to give you a slowly increasing electric shock?
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Table-ized A.I.
cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
if you absolutely HAVE to get up - the most reliable
alarm clock is a glass of water before bed.
j.
"You've hit my snooze alarm again and haven't updated to Longhorn service pack 2. It looks like you are in a purely vegetative state; prepare to have your tubes removed."
I sleep with a Glock under my pillow. ;-)
Have gnu, will travel.
...has got to be a curious 2-6 yr old child.
First they yell at you. "Daddy, it's time to wake up!"
Then, they start beating on you.
Finally, they pry your eyes open.
Just dandy fun at 6am on a Sat or Sun morning.
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my solution is my roommate..
if i hit the snooze button too many times, she takes my covers and occasionally hits me with her pillow.
it's a good system.
I could swear my keychain already exhibits similar behaviour, clearly MIT stole the design from me.
Non, je ne veux pas coucher avec toi ce soir.
Nah, too easy ... make it so the user has to enter the prime factors of the multi-digit code.
My alarm clock is almost 6 months old and has piercing tones and a foul odor at random times in the morning. He's guaranteed to wake you up at least 4 hours before you absolutely have to be up.
It was a spherical droid type thing with weights and motors and motion/proximity sensors and all sorts of things inside it, and some way of telling if you were asleep or not.
As soon as you dropped off, this fucker would run away and hide, rolling over as much junk as possible. When it was time to go off, it would screech with a 120dB siren from a rape alarm, and as soon as it saw you approaching it would try to escape, by thwacking down a pneumatic thingy to jump around the room, possibly attack you, electrocute you, and yes, turning the fucker off was gonna be hard.
How pissed was i when i read about this in the newspaper the other day. That, and in this thread, everyone else has come up with pretty much the same ideas I did, although 2 years later.
should have patented that fucker. Has this sort of thing happened to loads of other people here, or am i the only one?
"Daddy. Wake up. Wake up Daddy. Daddy. Wake up.... Wake up! DADDY. DADDY!!!! WAKE UP!!! DA-DEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!... WAKE UP DADDY!!!
Then, he starts hitting me. I've had my alarm clock disconnected for months. Waste of electricity.
When the alarm clock goes off and the snooze button is pressed, Clocky will roll off the bedside table and wheel away, bumping mindlessly into objects on the floor until it eventually finds a spot to rest.
:P
My floor? It'll make it all of two feet before getting caught at the Ephel Duath of papers, books, and clothes on the floor.
Minutes later, when the alarm sounds again, the sleeper must get up out of bed and search for Clocky.
I think not! They really should look at the habits of people who *need* a devious alarm clock and hurry out an all-terrain model
-- I prefer the term "karma escort."
So would that be a beowulf cluster of Clockys?
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You just haven't been hitting it hard enough...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
> Knowing why should wake up helps deal with the whole snooze problem.
Day 1:
{alarm buzzer sounds}
"You have to go to work!"
Day 2:
{alarm buzzer sounds}
"You have to go to work!"
Day 3:
{alarm buzzer sounds}
"You have to go to work!"
Day 4:
{alarm buzzer sounds}
"You have to go to work!"
Day 5:
{alarm buzzer sounds}
"You have to go to work!"
Somehow I don't feel that will help me any.
Or I'd have 9 of these things roaming my house.
Robert
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Replace "hit the snooze" to "Jump out of bed a kick the living sh*t out of it"
Or this Puzzle Alarm Clock, that will shoot out jigsaw puzzle pieces, and only stop ringing when you found them all and managed to put them back in.
I'd just roll over and pull the sheets over my head. There's no way this would wake me up. I frequently sleep through the real sun shining right into my (closed) eyes. I also sleep perfectly well with the light on.
When I wake up, I generally have no idea who I am, where I am, what I'm supposed to be doing... I sometimes have the feeling that if I could just get out of bed, things would become more clear, but I can't remember how to do that. I've slept through about anything you can think of, including fire alarms and earthquakes.
As for naturally waking up with the sun rise, I think my wires are crossed. I generally start getting tired at sunrise, and wake up at sunset.
My internal clock also likes to play pranks on me. Like if I have something really, really important and I have to be there at 10:00, then I'll sleep through my many alarms and wake up naturally at 10:00 sharp. Except it takes me 30 minutes to actually get there. Gee, thanks internal clock.
I also can't use any method of tricking myself. I just can't do it. I'm much more witty at finding excuses to stay in bed than I am at tricking myself out of bed. On top of that, if I sleep naturally I frequently sleep for 16 hours straight. I don't even wake up to pee - I manage to hold it in somehow.
I've seriously run out of options, short of hiring someone to come into my room, drag me out of bed, and stick me into a tub of freezing water. Even then, I'd probably manage to fall asleep in the tub of water.
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For those of you without a girlfriend, attach to strings to the end of your covers, and modify your alarm clock release a tweenty kilo bag of sand attached to the other end of the strings.
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Or the horrible horrible dream of being in your bathroom taking a whiz.
Now I have to pinch my leg every time I take a leak JUST to make sure I'm not dreaming of being awake and thinking about dreaming.
Like my daddy always said:
"I used to have the body of a Greek God, now I have the body of a god damn Greek".
thats pretty cool. the brilliant minds at mit do it again... now all they need to do is make it make little skittering/whimpering noises after you hit it. -skud
Ok, so I just tried it, I put a glass of water before my bed, but in the morning it didn't even make a sound, you liar!
You can't handle the truth.
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Joseph?
You must be the guy from the Enzyte commercials.