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Open Source As Legal Time Bomb

Hwyman writes "TechWorld is reporting on the latest attack on open-source software by the Microsoft-backed Alexis de Toqueville Institution (ADTI). Many here will remember ADTI's previous assertion that Linux Torvald was NOT the true father of the Linux kernel. Taking the stance that OSS is in conflict with IP law, ADTI president Kenneth Brown states, 'After a brief glance at much open source software development, it becomes readily apparent that a number of open source practices directly conflict with best practices associated with protecting intellectual property.' With references like 'open sores software,' it's easy to believe that ADTI might be somewhat biased."

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  1. True Fathers by LordHatrus · · Score: 5, Funny

    James Earl Jones: Tux... I AM your father.
    Tux: Noooooooo!

  2. Um... by neXus_umr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Umm... I would agree that Linux Torvald didn't create Linux, but Linus Torvalds did.

    1. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I prodoudse id Lidugs Torbaldz.
      But I hab a cobe so dobe bind be.

    2. Re:Um... by imroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I often mistype Linus as Linux. You have to remember that us Linux geeks spend a lot of time typing the word "linux". Either in online discussion or compiling source code, the letters l-i-n-u-x cross our keyboards very often. So when we try to type Linus, habit takes over and the 's' is replaced with 'x'. I even find that almost any word starting with 'lin' quickly becomes 'linux' purely by habit.

    3. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I even find that almost any word starting with 'lin' quickly becomes 'linux' purely by habit.

      That's normal, man.

      But don't go promising a new girlfriend "special lingerie" or "linen bedsheets" "I bought just for you" over email, the results might suffer somewhat...

  3. Big Stick Policy? by inertia187 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the proposed solution is to sue the pants off of anyone involved with open source and take their money. Open source developers have a great defense against this: they have no money.

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    A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
    1. Re:Big Stick Policy? by nc_yori · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would you like it if I took your...gourd....thing....Mr. click-click-dirk?! *apologizes to anyone who doesn't get the South Park reference*

    2. Re:Big Stick Policy? by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Open source developers have a great defense against this: they have no money.

      Then the courts will take away their girlfriends. Oh wait

  4. Fair is fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We get "Micro$oft", they get "Open Sores", it's all good.

  5. long O when you read this by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think they've been "Tocque"-ing up a bit too much.

  6. Re:Hurrah!! More Biased Crap!! by Winckle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who wouldn't be scared of tux the penquin, according to this report I just read by Microsoft, his diet consists of the brains of tiny children, and Linus Torvalds is the reincarnation of Hitler an dStalin put together

  7. Typo #3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lunis Torvaldios

  8. Dude! Tokey McTokerson by Snoop+Donkey+Donk · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only thing that's been proved here is that too much toke does indeed fry brain cells.

  9. Biased or just idiots. by gnuorder · · Score: 3, Funny
    With references like 'open sores software,' it's easy to believe that ADTI might be somewhat biased."


    What's all this I hear about Open sores software? don't we have enough bad software out there? We have viruses and dirty worms, yuck. Some software has bugs in it. I'm sure that's not healthy. I think if we have open sores software, it will get infected and will die. I think we should put some ointment on open sores software and....

    What? Open source software?

    Never mind.
  10. Easter bunny implicated? by D4C5CE · · Score: 2, Funny
    Many here will remember ADTI's previous assertion that Linux Torvald was NOT the true father of the Linux kernel.
    Hope we'll get to see an equally memorable retort this time...

    As Linus wrote last year:

    Ok, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. (...) I've lived a life of subterfuge, always afraid that somebody would find out the truth. (...) I can now go back to my chosen profession, the exploration of the fascinating mating dance of the common newt.
  11. Re:Why feed the troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Posting this on Slashdot is just feeding the ADTI troll.

    So, first we should ignore them, then (as more people are exposed to this rubbish and believe it) I assume we'll have to fight them, then they win?

    Wait - I forget, which side am I meant to be on now?

  12. Sci Fi by datafr0g · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just been reading the earlier post about the Sci Fi Hall of Fame additions and was surprised to find out that Ken Brown never made it.

    he's writing some fantastic fantasy work these days - outta this world man!

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    "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" - Alfred E. Neuman
  13. Alexis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Alexis is that you? Alexis de Toqueville from NH? If so, please call me. Remember that night after our last meeting when we went drinking afterward and ended up back in my suite? Well, I seem to have developed these open sores since then and I really think you need to be seen by a doctor...

    Bill G from Redmond

  14. Re:Not quite by SA+Stevens · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. Kerry has put himself firmly in the camp of presidents

    Thank goodness the rest of us didn't.

  15. Re:Oh my gosh! by DoraLives · · Score: 4, Funny
    What do they teach MBAs these days anyway?

    From the looks of things, Applied Greed for the most part.

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    Is it fascism yet?
  16. If I win the lottery... by Radical+Rad · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I were to win the lottery then just to amuse my Slashdot friends I promise to commission a study by the Alexis de Toqueville Institute which finds that small hairy dwarves who live in the sewer actually invented Linux. I will have Ken Brown include in the bibliography the ingredients label on a can of Lima beans as well as a second ADTI report which finds that the Law of Gravity is on a collision course with intellectual "property" law, and I will pay him extra if he agrees to entitle the report "The Secret Incestual Goat Fetish of My Immediate Family". How much do you think he will do it for, about 5 or 10 grand?

  17. Re:Liars can still tell the truth. by bgarrett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, Clem, ah dunno what yew city folk use, but us rural country folk use this here "cvs" and "subversion", which do alla that.

    Seriously, you do realize that any non-trivial project is already using revision control software of some kind, that submissions are logged, and that users are authenticated before they can commit to the repository, right?

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    Nothing worth doing is worth doing today.
  18. Re:They don't just lie about Linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a think tank, just someone forgot to put the plug in.