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What's Next At Apple

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the besides-raking-in-money-hand-over-fist dept.

pinqkandi writes "Business 2.0 is running a fascinating article on what might be coming up in Apple's future. Besides speculation, some interesting statistics are included, such as how the iPod should create equal revenue to the Mac for Apple in 2006, if not surpassing it. A good read for the Apple lover or loather."

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  1. Apple and Orange by mirko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Orange Telecom's motto is "The future is bright, the future is Orange" so, who's right ?

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    1. Re:Apple and Orange by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fool. Everyone knows you can't compare Orange and Apple.

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  2. Duplicate! by Matt+Clare · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read this last week!

    http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/2 4/ 1638226&tid=3

    It's true, Slashdot has turned into another Apple rumour site.

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    1. Re:Duplicate! by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

      They don't count as a real Apple rumor site until they either receive a C&D or have a lawsuit filed against them...

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  3. What's next on /. by Lev13than · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lev13than writes "Slashdot recently ran a fascinating article on what might be coming up in Slashdot's future. Besides speculation, some interesting statistics are included, such as how long it takes a dup to get as many comments as the original post, if not surpassing it. A good read for the /. lover or loather."

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  4. Next for Apple? by DavidLeblond · · Score: 5, Funny

    I imagine they'll just keep doing the same thing over and over again...

    Kinda like Slashdot.

  5. next up a new iApp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next up iKickass. The program that makes people actually think all the schlock they make with garageband and imovie is worth listening to/watching.

  6. Re:Top 5 : What's Next At Apple by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Smugness, release 2.0

    Oh, please. Smugness 2.0 was out ages ago. Followed by Smugness X, Smugness '04, and more recently Smugness HD. You really should try to keep up.

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  7. As paraphrased from my post in the last thread... by Stick_Fig · · Score: 4, Funny

    To paraphrase a wise man, myself, who paraphrased a wise man, Steve Jobs, Why is it that the people who keep posting repeats at Slashdot just don't get it?

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  8. Re:Is piracy a barrier? by timster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, it says "Don't steal music" right on the plastic wrap.

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  9. Re:Top 5 : What's Next At Apple by MullerMn · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's the differnt between fanboy and twat?

    Oooh! I know: most of us wouldn't stick our cocks in a fanboy?
    What do I win?

  10. Re:Top 5 : What's Next At Apple by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny
    What do I win?

    A one-button mouse!

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  11. What's NeXT at Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, ins't that the company that bought Apple in 1997? Or am I being redundant?

  12. Bad idea by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't even mention the Newton in Steve's presence. He'll kick you in the nuts, pour hot tar into your hair, go over to your house and kill your cat, then piss in your corn flakes, all the while muttering, "Goddamn sugar water salesman."

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